/lit/ - Literature

I don't like any of them but Kerouac is the only attractive one in that pic so

Can I just kill them all?

Fucking worst period in American literature summed up in those three authors.

Marry Kerouac (as long as I can have Thompson and Kesey as mistresses)
Fuck Burroughs (having regular threesomes with Neal Cassady)
Kill Ginsberg by throwing him in front of Mark David Chapmans gun. While I'm at it i'll kill Andy Warhol too and keep Edie Sedgwick as another mistress.

>>2211169

They'd all make terrible, terrible husbands except possibly Ginsberg. And only then if you're a man.

Wait a sec... does marrying not imply some kind of fucking along the way? In that case Kerouac without a doubt

>>2211165
>Fuck- Burroughs
You must be a HUGE buttsex fan...

kill - burroughs
marry - ginsburg
fuck - kerouac

>>2211257
I wouldn't choose to marry Burroughs, he shot 50% of the people he married in the face.

>>2211257
who says im not

Middle school bullshit

Id probably marry burroughs since he seems like the most fun to talk to and we can get high and shoot guns and he can show me all the cool places in Tangier.

Id fuck kerouac since hes the least physically repulsive looking

and id kill ginsberg since im not big on poetry

yeah, so OP's choices are pretty much objectively correct and there's really no point to this thread

>>2211992

This. Thanks for typing for me.

Marry/fuck/kill

GRRM, Robert Jordan, Brian Sanderson

marry grrm, fuck brian sanderson, kill robert jordan

>>2212001
noooooooooooooo

marry RJ, fuck BS, kill GRRM

>>2212011

At least we both agree on one thing. ;)