/lit/ - Literature

>>22105277
also you're a retard which motivates me to finally get it done, WAGMI brother

sounds kinda gay honestly, why would you want anyone to read what you write?

>>22105277
Congrats, don't shill on here or associate your actual name with here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91gT68xeDMM

>>22105311
widen my sphincter.

>>22105277
Congrats fren. What kind of book is it?

Must be something about BLMGMBITCQ

>>22105277
Congrats!

>>22105277
>is paying a publishing company to publish his book

>>22105317
Scifi, sort of a cyberpunk sapphic aesthetic.

A bartender and her "favorite" regular are forced to become fugitives when the fascist government raids her bar. There's robot hippie communes, cute street doctors who prescribe LSD, and a sex scene that transforms into a high speed aircab chase and then back again :)

>>22105343
>Must be something about BLMGMBITCQ
I knew it.

>>22105343
wow, doesn't sound like anything I'd be into but I'm happy you got published my man!

>>22105277
I'm 16 and want to also become a published writer, what steps did you take ?

Isn't it weird that before you got published the publishing industry was a conspiracy of blue haired Jewish frauds, and now it's a business like any other?

>>22105402
he bent the knee...

>>22105402
did you see his synopsis? he IS the blue haired jewish fraud

>>22105343
>sapphic aesthetic.
Damn this heelturned into a demotivational thread fast

>>22105343

I hope you die in a carpet fire

>>22105409
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>>22105495

I'd rather have the pride of not writing retarded YA misery than being published at all

>>22105277
Are you jewish?

>>22105523
Of course I am.

>>22105409
>he

>>22105343
>gay shit
I’m still proud of you, anon.

>>22105343
lmao
congrats faggot

>>22105343
Good job anon.

Are you the guy who was crowing about getting publisher interest a few weeks ago, and it turned out to be a vanity press where you had to pay them to get published?
Because I'd rather just self-publish on Amazon.
Heck, I'd rather post it for free on RoyalRoad.

>>22105343
>sort of a cyberpunk sapphic aesthetic

>>22105277
It's a vanity publisher that will ask you to pay them in order to print your book and make a shitty "book trailer" it will post to a social media account where the only subscribers are people they've previously conned and their family members. The trailer will never break 100 views and almost all the attention it does get will come from you showing it to people.

>>22105343
>congra-BLAAUUGGHH

>>22105813
whats a 'book trailer'?

>>22105277
Congratulations OP. Take that $2,000 advance and go party it up, maybe get a Parisian apartment and some whores or hang out at coffee shops every day while you write your next novel. It's gonna be crazy, having the dozens of people who read your book recognizing you on the street. Enjoy it. This is what literary stardom feels like.

>>22105343
A worthy addition to the Canon

>>22105343
please be bait

>>22105343
So it's VA11-HALL-A?

>>22105343
>it's about rick and morty style steampunk novella about trannies fighting a thanos called blonald blumpf with the power of man-boy love
In THIS zeitgeist? There really is hope for all of us!

>>22105277
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>>22105358
This is fake. OP is a bot.
The original thread was good and you should read it instead:
>>/lit/thread/S19614787

>>22106278
>all that seethe over a brief, well-written (ESPECIALLY compared to what you see on this board), though slightly pretentious excerpt

4channers can be so damn bitter

>>22105277
Welcome to the club anon, enjoy being part of the elite and better than nearly everyone else on this board, laugh at the crab anons and their bitter rants against you.

>>22105277
The more time I spend on here, the more time I realize that 90 percent of posts here are 1) bots 2) AI or 3) federal agents

>>22105277
sellout

>>22106949
Thanks for the reminder. I should quit.

>>22105277
>the virgin unfinished writer
>the chad poooblisher

>>22106143
>https://youtu.be/_tvFak5jX74
Picked at random from a vanity press YouTube channel. For the £3000 you give them they include an audiobook (I'm going to check and see if they're read by real people or text-to-speech as they have excerpts posted--my guess is the latter).

>>22107033
>https://youtu.be/K5QpeyzOl4A
Text-to-speech, kek.

>>22106278
So this guy's book should be out by now, right? Or at least have a placeholder on Amazon, etc. Does anyone know the title or the author's real name?

>>22105280
Money, bebeh

>>22105277
>it's a soijak kids' book

>>22105277
Good job anon

>>22105277
Congratulations fren

>>22106425
how's life btw

>>22105277
cheers m8. really haply for you. get that money and recognition and be sure to tell chicks you're famous now.

>>22106278
>anons are still replying to the OP as if it's real
>after this has been posted
Shit board

>>22105277
Congratulations anon! Happy for you.

>>22107033
>24 views
>6 months ago
Fuck me that is so demorsalizing. Truly art can only exist for arts sake