/lit/ - Literature

>>22090749
okay Mr. Humbert

>>22090749
How is she so autistic yet uninhibited?

>go to bookstore
>take a giant watery diarrhea shit on the floor
>steal a dictionary
>run out

it happened, trust me

>>22090749
>be me
damn, son. I just make shit up too, but at least I don't try to project some intense longing for unmet desires. I find it hard as fuck to want a damn thing. I don't want anything man. I just look at the wall. Fuck. Even making these words seems farcical and pointless, absolutely without purpose, and to even imagine any more productive use of my time is completely unfathomable.

To quote myself loosely "It's like trying to build a sculpture with a massive puddle of diarrhea. You accomplish nothing and end up covered in shit." I don't know man. It's just so fucking hard to believe in a god damn thing. I don't know how these billionaires continue living, how they continue wanting any of that shit.

Looking out at everything that exists, nothing appeals to me, nothing seems desirable, nothing seems worth any sort of effort to attain it. I'm just continuing to work for bread, largely out of politeness, not because I actually care or want to accomplish anything, but just because I feel like it's impolite to not work, so I work. It doesn't seem like an option or a choice, even when I have no genuine interest in continuing my life, just because being impolite or unobliging to other people, due to the strong nature of my upbringing, my meek and weakwilled personality, I'm too obliging to stop living. I don't know why.

At times I would write things, but whatever intention of actually accomplishing anything has long since left me. Any coherent intent, after witnessing the endless cycle of input->output of my writing and accomplishing nothing, all of my delusions of effecting any sort of change upon this planet have completely abandoned me.

It's like sitting here without hands, for whatever my hands are capable of, from my perspective, none of the things I am capable of accomplishing are in anyway meaningful or worth the effort or productivity. The economy of productivity, given the completely non-existent realm of results of your efforts, it just seems like a completely foolish pursuit.

I spend my days making retarded shitposts and trying to upset people for entertainment, like a homeless man covered in his own shit that somehow has the gall to mock and belittle you for continuing to care and take anything seriously. That's about the only apparently reasonable and sensible effect I can produce right now.

>>22090749
>go to bookstore
>get like 10 dvds of child porn
>bring it to the register
>bring out $20
>she looks at me
>"You can only buy child porn with child porn scrips" she says
>"I'm fresh out" I say
>"Go get some and come back" she says
>looking at me annoyed, like I'm wasting her cash register time
>I walk over to the child porn studio in the book store
>it's Memorial Day, only coloreds and white shemales kids are conscripted
>I fuck the shemale kid on camera
>I'm secretly racist, but I just say I'm gay for shemales
>Talk to the pornographer, he signs the paper and I go to the scrip handler
>she gives me two child porn scrips, a bonus for diversity
>I go back to look at the pile of DVD's waiting on the counter
>"Is any of this on sale?"
>"Only the white people, two for one"
>I just take the 4 DVD's of white children to the register
>"What the fuck, White children? Are you racist?
>"It's on sale" I say
>"It's always on sale" she says
>"Look, scrips are tight right now. I'm just trying to get some DVD"
>she rolls her eyes
>Manager comes over
>"I heard you were racist" he says
>"Look, I'm just trying to get a deal" I say
>he takes out his phone
>uses the phrenology app on my skull
>"He's Jewish" says the manager, grimmacing at the faux pas of the cashier
>I'm not Jewish, but I don't say anything
>"I'm sorry, sir. Enjoy your deal. We have a lot of good ones, you know."
>"Thanks." I say, quietly, avoiding eye contact, awkwardly
>Go home to my apartment
>Robot has cooked me kugel and borscht
>"I'm sorry, Randy. I didn't know you were Jewish" - she says
>"I'm not Jewish" I say
>"It's ok, Randy. You're safe here. We all love you."
>I sigh, I put on the DVDs and enjoy my dinner

>>22091096
This is how Kafka’s diary sounds in the new uncensored translation

>>22090749
ay ay ay
you should have called her manager at
>so then…are you a pedophile?
and told him she didn't want to sell you a book it's sale for in the store... and also called you a pedophile
she would have been one notch closer to being fired and you might have gotten the book for free (or at least a gift card)

>>22091038
Yeah. I feel like you've almost perfectly described what I myself am too ineloquent to express. Not to leech on your personal anxiety. Didn't expect to find such a mirror under a shitpost at 3am.

>>22090749
>>22091096

Nice one, Punchy!

>>22090749
>You're buying Lolita? What for?
>I need it for school
Easy peasy penis greasy

>>22091096
I like how the pornographer is in the quasi-governmental position - having the authority to issue or withhold qualifying documentation at his discretion.

>>22092546
it's a free country ain't it?

>>22091096
This is funny as fuck. Well done anon

>>22092811
no, it's more nuPol cringe. Bad.

>>22090749
This never happened

>>22091096
Is this AI?

>The hero reads a most unsettling passage

>>22092914
anon I...

What's with all these madeup greentexts about lolita and bookstores?
They're getting stale as fuck.

You Never Buy Lolita.
Fat Man Cry.
Think In Self.
Why Why Why
Think Girl Real
Know She Not
Lolita knows best
Old Man Not Hot

>>22093006
Just close your eyes, nigger.

>>22093089
I don't think I will.

>go to bookstore
>cashier asks if i want a bag
i have never ever had anything else happen in the store

>>22090749
>OP misses a girl flirting with him at the store
bookstore thots giggle about Lolita all the time

>>22091096

>>22091096
i keked

>>22091096
So true

This board is becoming more absurd by the day

>>22091096
I remember when 4chan had some semblance of being funny. This is just idpol crap

>it's another thread where OP comes up with a """"funny"""" scenario where he buys Lolita
Shit thread, kill yourself.

>>22092857
>>22093376
anon stop seething over a random one off shitpost

>>22091038
Even that quote of yourself is uninspired... Please seek God...

>>22091096
absolutely glorious

>>22090749
Gotta admit that plot twist got me. made me kek too. op did well today.

>>22090749
That's why Amazon got started.

>>are you a pedophile anon?

>>22091001
Is there such a thing as a non watery diarrhea shit?

>>22093867
>one off

>>22090749
This is situation in which you could genuinely complain to the manager about. You were profiled. You wouldn't be a karen for doing that.

>go to bookstore
>try to store my books
>cashier looks at me weird
>she's flirting with me
>nervous so I say I have a boyfriend
>thought it was more believable than saying I have a girlfriend
>store my books but never get them back since everyone there thinks I'm gay