/lit/ - Literature

Simp culture needs to die. Acknowledging unmarried women should be punishable by beatings.

>>22087033
Chuds are closeted simps

>>22087033
tough but fair

>>22087024
The average French woman also has sex with ~60 strangers per year, which is not something I wish to do

>>22087033
Why so serious

>>22087041
>sex with ~60 strangers per year
This unironically would make you a better writer. You would understand humanity that much better after so much shared intimacy.

>>22087024
>27m2
>850 eurorubledollar deutsche mark
What the FUCK

>>22087079
Its Paris

>>22087041
that makes my chances pretty good then eh

>>22087087
kek

>>22087024
Look at this bitch
>Beautiful
>Going to the university for free
>Parent paying her a 850€ appartment in Paris
>She probably fuck one different guy each day who is never me
How do i make up for this injustice bros?
Book for this feel?

>>22087024
damn an apartment like that would be $3500 here

>>22087024
Average incel thread goes like
>this girl is a whore
>all girls are whores
>why isn’t she fucking me?!?!
>I CANT BREED!!!

>>22087042
lmao. she's funny at least

>>22087106
Book for this feel

>>22087115

>>22087092

>>22087024
I have a petit something for her.

Why
are
zoomers
subtitling
their
inane
chatter
?

>>22087485
So you can watch it without sound if you're in class for instance

>>22087033
Inshallah it will be so.

>>22087079
That's really cheap compared to where I live in NYC. My last studio was $1100 for 200 sq ft. That huge bathroom is awesome.

>>22087057
Your ass hanging out of a hole is not going to help you understand intimacy. Such an experience would generate as much understanding of humanity as a gas pump understands cars.

>>22087033
do you guys ever shut the fuck up? Every fucking time

>>22088428
>4chan - /r9k/ and /pol/

>>22087042
>w*man
>whore
every single time without fail. love from kazakh
>>22087033
The older I get the more I agree with sentiments like these.

>>22087024
by "giants and classics" you probably mean trash like Zola.

>>22087146
what? that book will just make him more depressed since he's a jelly faggot.

>>22088458
why is zola trash?

I didn't know African women read books so much.

>>22088522
Don't listen to that homosexual. You read Zola for the kino descriptions of well proportioned french peasant girls fucking and sucking young men, not for the socialism. People like Emile got ridiculed by Zola.

>>22088625
I asked because my suspicion was that his most likely only point of critique would be Zola's political stance.

>>22087024
Why does she have one row of books in front of another? I've seen multiple french bookshelves like this

>>22088690
Are you asking why she's using available space?

>>22088690
I might start doing that since my shelves are full and I have growing stacks of books on my desk now

>>22088714
It seems awkward. You cannot see the books at the back, and you have to move the others out of the way to get to them. Do many people do this? I've only seen it done by French (Parisians actually). For me, I prefer to find somewhere else for the books.

>>22088722
I do this but the books I've already read are stacked in the back. A bit of cycling over time and they end up at the front again. It's like a less creative bookwheel but for stacks.
It helps that I somehow remember most of the books I own.

all french literature is vulgar because it's just sex books for women

>>22087024
>The average French woman
A parisian bitch living in a way too expensive studio in the worst city in France *

>>22088780
I feel as if a lot of french regions are ruined. If not by nafris, it's middle aged english swinger couples who own a bed and breakfast in the Loire valley. What are some good regions and cities in modern day France? Burgundy?

>>22087033
how am I supposed to get a wife?

I'd be fine with a living space that size but holy fuck the quick half-second glimpse at her "kitchen" was depressing. My cutting board is literally larger than that entire thing, sink, burners, and all.
I thought euros cooked themselves fresh food, or at least gave a shit about it? If she's broke enough to live there, how could she afford to literally only eat at restaurants for every single meal?
>How does your country measure up?
I live in suburban Louisiana and probably have more books in my apartment than the entire rest of my parish combined. One of my friends does have a giant collection of scifi/fantasy trade paperbacks, but she's the only person I know who reads anything at all.

>>22088950
That does seem more like the average Japanese kitchen. I have a relatively small kitchen in east Germany and cook "fresh food" every day. Most people are either too lazy to cook for themselves or think cooking using fresh ingredients is too expensive when of course it isn't.

>>22087024
So she has a bookcase. Why is this a thread?

>>22088799
bordeaux is pretty good. i really like anywhere south that isn't a tourist meme

>>22087042
>censors the spoiler of some third grade erotica, not the feet of the author
glad to know I share the same board with a confused horny degen such as yourself, kind sir

>>22088950
I think it's a student apartment, so it's not unlikely she shares a bigger communal kitchen with the other people on her floor

>>22087092
>How do i make up for this injustice bros?
You know how, you just aren't going to do it.

>>22087024
Why can't she just look normal? Why does she have to be plastered in makeup? She looks like she's about to rip her clothes off and fellate a dildo on OnlyFans or something. I don't get all this love for women who look like this. She looks like a disposable styrofoam cup.

>>22089077
Maybe take the hint and put on more makeup yourself, tuts

>>22089233
I'm male. Also, "tuts"?

>>22089236
You will never be a male

>>22089243
Original.

>>22088815
Arranged marriage, unironically.
It's how we. as a species, used to do it until the beginning of the last century.

>>22087024
her body is cute but her face says "I have 15 STD's from my last gang bang with 60 immigrants but don't worry about me, I'll go see the doctor when I get 5 more!"

>>22087057
that is like saying that a purse snatcher would unironically be a good candidate for the olympics because he would understand humanity much better after so much purse snatching
maybe he should also open a fashion house, right? after all those hundreds of purses he snatched and threw away one minute later make him understand fashion and design much better

fuckin roastie cope

>>22087024
Dasha if she was cute and not an ugly piggie

>>22088799
Dijon is a shithole full of diversity, but the smaller towns in Burgundy are still lovely.

>>22087024
god french sounds disgusting

>>22089923
Luna Rival is from Dijon
probably the only porn star with an IQ under 70

Average British man has a pint collection and football memorabilia because books are for poofs.

the only gay men we like on /lit/ are the french girls!

>>22087092
well you could stop being such a whiny bitch and actually take steps to fix the problems you whined about, such as:
>free university
if you want free university move to europe. i know that’s a difficult task but it’s not impossible. work hard, save money, learn the language and you can do it. cheaper rent too, like you wanted
>probably fucks a different guy each night, none of them me
you made this up and are now upset over something you invented in your head. you can fix this by no longer getting angry at things you imagined, and maybe even imagine things that make you happy.
>but maybe she is! you don’t know!
if you want to have sex with her or someone like her you could try being less weird about it. that won’t guarantee it but it would certainly help

>>22091344
>free university
that business ended in Europe with the First World War
since then you pay with your soul for the "free" university

>>22087057
Clearly never read this snoozer