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I fucking read them all Anonymous Fri May 12 22:01:23 2023 No.22024080 [Reply] [Original]

>Dude DMT!
>Dude Jews are scary!
>Dude meta twists!
>Dude Buddhism!
>Dude F Gardner is a character in the books!
>Dude what if reality is fake lmao!
>Dude JK Rowling, Stephen King, and Bailey Jay all have cameos!
>Dude references to 4chan!
>Dude there’s an out of body chapter!
>Dude Japanese culture!
>Dude remember the 90’s?!
>Dude retarded philosophy references!
>Dude flat earth!
>Dude it’s the Back-Rooms!
>Dude Machine Elves!
>Dude the King in Yellow!
>Dude bad grammar!

There you guys go. I have summed up the entire Horror’s Call series so you don’t have to read them now. This was truly a series that only 4chan could ever provide.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 22:10:45 2023 No.22024104 >>22024080 I'm not a Gardner reader but you can use "dude [whatever]" on anything. Moby-Dick? "dude hunting whales!" Don Quixote? "dude attacking windmills!"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 22:43:50 2023 No.22024217 >>22024104 The points stand.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 22:50:31 2023 No.22024241 >>22024080 Stop shilling your shit faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 22:51:32 2023 No.22024246 >>22024217 Not really because you're reductionist.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 22:54:17 2023 No.22024258 >>22024104 >Dude artists are crazy! >Dude cynicism! >Dude eccentric millionaires! >Dude drug addiction! >Dude depression! >Dude my dead brother! >Dude the Cuttlefish!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 22:56:28 2023 No.22024269 >>22024258 F Gardner says he’s an optimist though

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 22:58:26 2023 No.22024276 >>22024258 Which one is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 22:59:15 2023 No.22024283 >>22024080 Dude

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 23:23:07 2023 No.22024351 >>22024276 David Vallejo.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 23:30:58 2023 No.22024374 >>22024104 >dude alcoholism! >dude axe murder! >due delirium! >dude whores! >dude napoleon! >due lazarus!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 00:26:35 2023 No.22024520 File: 104 KB, 1068x601, 5D71C6F0-8905-4F79-8E7E-9F35AC401A9B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22024258 Based Nesmernigger

Anonymous Sat May 13 01:16:56 2023 No.22024700
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...said literally no one ever.
Gardner doesn't read his book, or else he might be motivated to clean up the sloppy writing and blatant spelling mistakes.
And no one else reads them, judging by the actual sales ranks on Amazon.
You are fooling no one.
You're apparently too stupid to realize how humiliated you should be.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 03:55:48 2023 No.22025042 >>22024351 I feel like one person on this board read that book

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 07:50:06 2023 No.22025454 >>22024104 >dude i made le hecking post on 4chan!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 07:51:21 2023 No.22025456 >>22024700 >And no one else reads them, judging by the actual sales ranks on Amazon. Huh, so advertising on 4chan DOESN'T actually increase readership.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 07:57:51 2023 No.22025471 >>22025456 I don't anybody here reads books that were written in the past twenty years

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 08:00:50 2023 No.22025472 >>22024104 >dude like mission from God LOL >dude dead poet >dude hell >dude like perfect eternal suffering lmao >dude lake of boiling blood >dude frozen people >dude satan

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 08:02:12 2023 No.22025474 >>22024520 what book is that

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 09:40:11 2023 No.22025678 >>22024080 What race is gardner really? He has some medi/oriental features.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 13:56:49 2023 No.22026180 People Mover was alright https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VObqDKucH8Q

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:21:29 2023 No.22026355 >>22025474 Eggplant by Ogden Nesmer

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 15:43:51 2023 No.22026407 >OP picrel Is that a blowjob cramp? >>22025456 Well, duh. What kind of cretin doesn't run ad-blocking software in his web browser? >>22025678 The developmentally-disabled rarely look like the race they came from.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 22:52:29 2023 No.22027760 Based

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