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21977375 No.21977375 [Reply] [Original]

>have 8 hours to write 1000 words
I'm not going to make it....

>> No.21977377

ai lmao

>> No.21977382

>>21977375
write “a” 1000 times

>> No.21977394

>>21977377
that would be cheating

>> No.21977408

>>21977375
say the topic and /lit/ will provide

>> No.21977433

>>21977375
Say the topic bro, there's 6 hours left, we gonna make it bro

I'm gonna make it

>> No.21977451

>>21977433
I have to do a literature review about the history of greek mathematics

>> No.21977464

>>21977451
Epimetheus forgot. Archimedes did the circle math. Pythagoras laughed at a fart, so he made gaseous fruit illegal. What his name Euler did some geometry stuff with triangles. They got math from Babylonian gardeners.

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21977474

What are some books about peaking in grade school and becoming a burnt out midwit?

>> No.21977487

>>21977451
You could start with origin of numbers.

In the beginning, found on ancient caves of somewhere carved several short lines indicating how many days where passed. These ancient records taught us how humans decided to count. By using illustration to symbolize quantity.

Nature itself taught us quantity by observing ants. Ant odometer. Google this ant thing.

The Greeks. The Greeks are.... Ancient Greece (Greek: Ἑλλάς, romanized: Hellás) was a northeastern Mediterranean civilization, existing from the Greek Dark Ages of the 12th–9th centuries BC to the end of classical antiquity (c.600 AD) (from Wikipedia).

Greek mathematics, Greek mathēmatikē ("mathematics") derives from the Ancient Greek: μάθημα, romanized: máthēma, Attic Greek: [má.tʰɛː.ma] Koine Greek: [ˈma.θi.ma], from the verb manthanein, "to learn". Strictly speaking, a máthēma could be any branch of learning, or anything learnt; however, since antiquity certain mathēmata (mainly arithmetic, geometry, astronomy, and harmonics) were granted special status (Wikipedia).

Greek mathematics constitutes an important period in the history of mathematics: fundamental in respect of geometry and for the idea of formal proof.[43] Greek mathematicians also contributed to number theory, mathematical astronomy, combinatorics, mathematical physics, and, at times, approached ideas close to the integral calculus. (Wikipedia).
Do you know anything about Greek mathematics? This is actually a fun topic.

>> No.21977499

>>21977487
Cont'd

We can include several famous mathematical principles that are famously known from ancient Greek studies:

fundamental in respect of geometry

idea of formal proof.

number theory,

mathematical astronomy,

approached ideas close to the integral calculus. (Wikipedia).

You can describe these fundamentals of mathematics that are of Greek origin. I'm pretty sure you could find these in Google scholar?

In 1000 words, you can make it bro. If not, just shorten it to 800 but make sure you got the citations right.

At least you can get a C, if you have good citations you can even make it to a B, or A if you still manage the 1000 word count.


Citation is more important than the word count IMO, but I'm your professor and I haven't even clean my room yet, so just do it, google up shit until you found something!


Just make sure it's from peer-reviewed studies!

>> No.21977505

>>21977499
>but I'm your professor
Sorry, I mean I'm NOT your professor lol

>> No.21978343

>>21977375
>I'm not going to make it....
only 994 more to go, anon!!

>> No.21978578

>>21977375
>One week to write 250 words
bros...

>> No.21978605

Easy thing.

>> No.21978950

>>21977375
What's it about?

>> No.21979584

>nonwhites

>> No.21979591

Uh bro I've written that many words in under 4 hours several times. Unless you haven't even thought about the essay it shouldn't be very hard

>> No.21979796

>>21979591
I didn't read any of the material and barely looked at it because I got sick

I ended up being able to pump out some 5 page monstrosity just by talking about each chapter and doing an overview of the topics covered.

>> No.21979875

>>21977375
if you can type at 130wpm, that's only 8 minutes of typing. then, you have 7 hours and 52 minutes to relax,, walk around the area you live, and read a book!

>> No.21980080

Get used to not meeting deadlines. Even the multi-million businesses miss them from time to time.

>> No.21980893

>>21977375
>500 character essay due in a week
It's actually fucking over, I think I'll need to drop out.

>> No.21980913

>>21977375
You posted thirteen words; if, instead, you'd written those thirteen words as part of your project, you'd only have 987 more to go until you were done.

If it took you an entire minute to post those thirteen words, then you should easily be able to complete your assignment within a few hours, leaving you the remainder of the eight hours until your deadline free for whatever you choose -- masturbation, sleep, or shitposting here are just some examples -- instead of PANICKING.

>> No.21980944

>>21977377
ay lmao

>> No.21981146

Why do so many students struggle with writing? I tutored in undergrad, and so many people had no concept about how to write a paper.
By the time I finished undergrad, I could finish a major final paper within the course of 5 hours.
The actual bulk of time for a paper, I think, is reading and research. Everything else is knowing how to expand and contract.
Learning how to summarize in primary and secondary education is key.

>> No.21981163

>>21977375
>have 1000 hours to write 8 words
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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21981320

>have 1000 years to write 14 words

>> No.21981358

>>21977375
I just wrote 5000 on 20. Cmon bitch.

>> No.21981715

>>21981358
Graphomania is not a sollution

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>>21977375
fucking easy just cheat and write a shit essay utilising my method: Long Introduction, Point - Evidence - Conclusion x3, Long Conclusion which is just the evaluating the introduction in respect of the three PEC lazy sections.
Works up to like 3000 words and just use wikipedia and the bibliographies of some relevant books from the library.
Being an intellectual fraud is easy, university is for fucking morons, I wish I never went because paying for so called education is a sign of stupidity that I have to live with forever.

>> No.21982784

>>21982315
my format ended up being
>1 page intro
>brief overview of each chapter
>three paragraphs answering specific questions
>conclusion
it ended up being about 2000 words without even needing to read anything

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>>21982784
you'll make it anon
end of the day it's about working smart not hard and leaving with a first class