/lit/ - Literature

https://www.openculture.com/2014/01/harold-bloom-creates-a-massive-list-of-works-in-the-western-canon.html

It’s not comprehensive

>>21923762
hawt

>>21923773
nice list, how many years to go through the list?
>>21923762
she's a whore with very bad taste, those shorts sit like shit on her

>>21923817
Comment only a homosexual would make. ^

>>21923846
Homosexuals love reducing female sexuality to its most overt and unnuanced displays as they have no ante in the act of conquest and it runs culturally concurrent with their general debauched tone. This is why drag queens love to corrupt images of housewives and nurses and similar archetypes.

>>21923773
>no Pynchon
post the full list
http://sonic.net/~rteeter/grtbloom.html

>>21923817
>nice list, how many years to go through the list?
There are 1500 entries, so do the math.
Some of those are poetry books or plays, so they could be read quickly, but many are proper novels, so if we assume a week for each work, that's 29 years.

>>21923873
sounds like i'll be dead before finishing :<

>>21923904
And that's a good thing.

>>21923762
those shorts must smell terribly by the end of the day

>>21923762
google

>>21923846
you're a tasteless prole

>>21923866
It's inaccessible for me

>>21924013
imagine the smell

>>21923873
When I turned 18, my father suggested I undertake to read (and comprehend, within reason) the entire western canon. I began that journey 17 years ago and am roughly 62% complete.
I have never smelled, never mind touched, a female human.

>>21924497
How smart are you?

>>21924497
I'm the same age. My father is a moron. I've read maybe 1% of the canon. I've had sex with 2 women.

>>21924497
What's your goodreads brah?

>>21923762
This isn’t for male gaze btw, it’s empowered girlboss energy. Stop staring, incel.

>>21923762
I remember looking at a teens ass when she's dressed like that because I wanted to. She tried to pull her shorts down and I laughed.

>>21924537
Based malicious compliance

>>21924537
>>21924539
And I’m sure that if she was smart, she learned a very important lesson that day. If she was dumb on the other hand, then she’ll continue to be eye candy for everyone in a 5 meter radius. Win-win, really.

>>21924497
Gods, I wish I were you.

>>21924526
based

>>21923873
Half of that is in what Bloom calls the Chaotic Age. Basically the 20th century. If you only read the most important books from that period it's like 800 books.

>>21924497
Well duh. Once you finish it women are super attracted to you and form around you like bees to honey, magnets to metal, and money to power

>>21923762
sexo

>>21923762
She has male tits with pointy nipples

>>21924925
She’s a woman though and a fit-fuck it would be.
Pounding away at a soft and shapely breeder, cushion for the pushin’, is sublime, but a fit woman will have the stamina for some cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl action

>>21923773

Real western canon is:

> Greeks
> Bible
> Augustine/Church fathers
> Kant (?)
> Hegel (?)

Everything else is not worth reading

>>21925134
t. has read none of those

>>21923866
Fuck you, I was literally just about to post this.

>>21923762
Whats the point of wearing underwear underneath that?

>>21925556
doesn’t want strangers to catch a whiff of her holes

Being a woman must be horrible.

>>21923846
>shorts riding up deep into her ass crack
>not bad taste
She's attractive, but those shorts definitely do look very dumb. It also looks like it'd be very uncomfortable

>>21925580
It’s a god mode cheat code in western world nowadays, but nearly all of them are miserable anyway lmao. I wouldn’t want a fembrain under any circumstances - even though free will is debate, women most certainly don’t have any. They’re just baby incubators driven by uterus and social consensus.

>>21923762
In how to read a book by mortimer and adler?

>>21924013

>>21923762
This woman is old. She has already hit the wall. Her ass is not big. It is flat as shit and level with her back. No booty whatsoever. Her legs are too big for that flat ass. Her breasts are non-existent. Really, you can do much better. Don't ever post her again. And yeah, I've touched a female human. I put my cock into one all the time.

>>21925634
Yeah look at that grillhead she's sporting, she's gonna look like her mom in 2 more years

>>21923762
If you're too stupid to even find the list...

>>21925630
lel

>>21923762
in high school my gf had that kind of body. face was a 6 but body was a 10. ridiculous. regarding the canon check out Clifton Fadiman's "The New Lifetime Reading Plan"

>>21925634
>>21925644
Pedophiles spotted

https://archive.org/details/encyclopaediabritannicagreatbooksofthewesternworld/

>>21926182
tick tock roastie, time's running out
your twenties are fading, your hole is blown out
your baby fat's dwindling, your laugh lines are deep
the glow of youth yielding to time's steady creep
your sister got married (perhaps 'twas your friend)
what do YOU have to show, at another week's end?
another liaison? another affair?
now your sister has children! and you've gotten.. where?
now your cousins are married (tho' they're younger than you!)
now the family gossip declares you the shrew
the "cool wine aunt," you recall from the memes,
whose eggs are as shrivelled and dead as her dreams..
the charity case, the butt of the joke,
your features weighed down by time's heavy yoke
is this what you wanted? was it worth it, my friend?
how valid you felt, from "dates" without end?
now pick up your nephew, now play with your niece
do you sense what you're missing? why you feel no peace?
now back to the present. can you hear the clock tick?
does it sound a bit louder? do you still want strange dick?
the decision is yours, roastie: heaven or hell?
every day is a choice, so be sure to choose well

>>21923762
I really need to go to Tijuana again. Girls like this but younger for pennies on the dollar

>>21925556
pussies leak and would stain her shorts, specially if she gets aroused, panties help to soak it

>>21923762
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Books_of_the_Western_World

>>21923762
>wide shoulders
>narrow hips
uhhhh

>>21925556

Selling them later

>>21923817
>she's a whore with very bad taste
so you're saying i have a chance?

>>21925630
Severely underrated. Wow.

>>21923773
...and after many years of reading all those books, OP became a total moron, capable of reciting what he's read, but not think for himself...

>>21925630
I don't get it.

>>21925630
lmao

>>21925630
Kek

>>21925630
lmao

I don't get it.

>>21923762
>read 1000 books
no thanks. i think i'll stick to Tom Clancy novels.

I have a great answer that would be very helpful to you, moreso than the other links posted so far, but I won't post it because you are a lover of pornography and will never make good use of such things anyways.

>>21925634
The *girl* in the op is quite literally an underaged teenager

>>21923762
>dresses like this
>doesn't want males to look
I'll never understand women. Do they secretly like it?

>>21928541
>"All rules for study are summed up in this one: learn only in order to create." Shelling

>>21923762
I haven't been reading at all,I work there and all but no reading all working day. Only 4chan and all

>>21929634
yes. They also like it when you choke them and call them a slut. But they pretend they don't. Life is a faggy game to them

>>21929492
>you have a magical link/answer better than Bloom’s Western canon list
Oh yeah and I have a girlfriend but I won’t show you pictures of her and she goes to another school

>>21929537
Nah. I know an old crone when i see one.

>>21929634
What don't you understand? They want some men to look, but not others.

>>21923846
Homosexuals go after the flesh. Its emasculating to let yourself be controlled by an impulse.

>>21929766
Sorry bro, I already fucked her.

>>21923762
That's a man, innit?

>>21928541
what's the Tom Clancy boomer-canon?

>>21923762

>>21923817
>How many years
2 and you should be reading every entry in its original language

>>21925630
Perfect.

This ass just gets better every time I see it.

>>21931159
I don't get the appeal, I like it too because it's a woman's ass but it's not that great. Plus the shorts squeezing it are doing a lot of the work. It's just your standard kinda flabby kinda still good because it's an ass white woman's ass.

You ever think about how weird it is that we're conscious beings who put an IR telescope at a lagrange point recently and our women are still basically baboons?

>>21931170
u gay bruv

>>21931187
Aim the shotgun at your brainstem, not your frontal lobe, when you finally do it.

>>21924497
The Western Canon is only 150 books at best. You could have finished within 10 years if you didn't bloat it.

>>21930442
That’s a fit woman, dumb dumb

>>21925630
>I don’t get it
It says “aromatherapy” right under nose. This is what passes for humor with zoomies

>>21925601
Exactly, but to the trained eye it appears as if this is a photo of a "dumb" kind of person, the kind of person who dresses like that to go out in public. she is attractive PHYSICALLY but personally I run away from anyone who walks around dressed like this these days.

>>21929720
>faggy game

kek, so true.

>>21925601
Just imagine her walking around with her left nipple exposed! How dumb that would be.

http://sonic.net/~rteeter/grtalphaa.html

>>21931170

Oh man the way you described it made it even hotter.

>>21931170

I'm only speaking for myself here, I don't know your background and what you do for work. But I'm definitely closer to Baboon than putting IR telescopes into space.

>>21923846
some guys will fuck anything huh

>>21933010
>still pretending she isn’t attractive.

>>21925556
shitting/pissing in

>>21923762
>"the canon"
I bet you that babe has got a huge braaaaap 'canon' heh.