/lit/ - Literature

>>21909077

I looked at the image for a moment. Then I smiled. I hope they are blasting New Order, Christian Death and the odd Gary Numan track from atop the Pantheon, among other structures.

Imagine the smelle

>>21909442
>In rome
It would smell like fucking PISS.
To avoid this fate, all you can do is bury your face in goth cheeks.

>>21909435
This.

>>21909077
>american subhuman need infographs to find bibliography about the most superficial McMeanings

The smell of a girl's asshole is closely tied to her lifestyle choices. Just looking at how in-shape she is, you know she's not the kind of trashy chick that eats like garbage and has a digestive system shot to shit. She likely always produces healthy, large, solid, bowel-emptying poops that, while inarguably smelly, aren't the kind to make you gag and want to vomit. She definitely isn't a fan of daily showers or frequent laundry. Unless she uses a bidet, she will often have to rely on solely toilet paper to keep the space between her cheeks clean, which isn't a problem for one or two days. But for any longer, adding on her active lifestyle and large bowel movements due to a high-protein diet, and a slick, paste-like layer of sweat, pubic hair, dead skin cells, and trace amounts of the bits of fecal matter toilet paper can't cover will begin to develop on the surface of her anus. In the end I think her ass will smell like what it smells like in the bathroom after you'd just flushed your poop and forgot to open the window - moist, musky, sweaty, and with the unmistakable cloying but muted odor of feces. But I think the smell of sweat alone would nearly overpower even that.

>>21909502

>>21909077
No but I do have this:
https://jimgoad.net/pdf/prison/donny.pdf

>>21909502
...saved

Daily reminder that goth girls always date frat chads unironically. It’s a well known stereotype. You wimpy little doomer faggots will never get goth pussy lmfao

>>21909566
>fart chads
you must be talking about the classy ones

>>21909502
I've never had a girl with a shitty ass but I have had some unshaved girls with unbelievable musk like some mixture of fermenting menstrual blood and ancient sweat

>>21909566
he's telling the truth bros.... put down the fender mustang and hit the mf gym

pic related I fucked her

>>21909606
… are you gonna post the pic or what

>>21909606
Retard
>>21909566
Not an argument