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Books with these type of humor

>> No.21887233

*this

>> No.21887237

also, forgot to mention i'm trans BTW, don't know if that matters

>> No.21887239

I am outraged by that webm, anon. I know you wanted me to answer you question, but I just can't. I can't. The fury is too much. I am sorry but against all wishes I am forced to derail this thread and draw attention to the imminent fall of western civilization. Again, I am sorry for ruining your well intended thread, Anon, but what else am I to do when I am this outraged?

>> No.21887327

the joke is degeneracy and take that mom and dad for making me go to church and feel like a member of my neighborhood instead of a self-absorbed narcissist that i have inevitably become

>> No.21887569

Blasphemers that insult the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ deserve what is coming for them

>> No.21887595

>>21887569
What's coming for them?

>> No.21887607

>>21887595
In case of no repentance, eternal damnation.

>> No.21887641

>>21887228
leo taxil

>> No.21887663

>>21887607
If you don't sin a little bit then Jesus died for nothing.

>> No.21887936

>>21887569
>>21887607
Please dont.Im sorry.

>> No.21887949

>>21887228
Decameron

>> No.21887951

>>21887239
>>21887327
>>21887569
>not seething with fury a fairly basic joke that a good 80% of people would probably give a light chuckle at means you‘re maladjusted and deserve eternal suffering so says my based reactionary online trad clique

>> No.21887953

>>21887595
weeping and gnashing teeth

>> No.21887963

>>21887951
depends whether you get your authority from the mob of "80% of people" or from the highest possible authority God
keep going along with what "80% of people" want and see where that takes you

>> No.21887967

Any degenerate kike comedian.

>> No.21887990

>>21887963
you presume a lot about god
>it says in this book I once read--
the book presumes a lot about god too

>> No.21887998

>>21887663
Jesus died for the Original Sin

>> No.21887999

>>21887990
are you presuming what I presume? these are meaningless phrases, unless you specify exactly what is being presumed so that it can be addressed
https://ses.edu/minimal-facts-on-the-resurrection-that-even-skeptics-accept/

>> No.21888004

>>21887963
Keep your jewish fantasies, I was just pulling a social majority in response to the weird claim christfags love to make that getting sick of their shit is some latent social maladaption.

>> No.21888011

>>21888004
getting "sick of their shit" in the sense that they're offended over this joke?
well its mocking something that they consider "sacred". I don't know if you have something "sacred" to you, but its about as acceptable as someone making a rape joke about your infant daughter. sacredness is very important to people. doesnt mean you need to accept it, but it'd be valuable for you to understand it if there is ever going to be a dialog or compromise

>> No.21888021

>>21887999
oh shit nigga he posted a .edu
>https://transcare.ucsf.edu/guidelines

>> No.21888073

>>21887239
Based

>> No.21888217

>>21887607
Can child molesters repent sincerely and be forgiven? Asking for a friend.

>> No.21889655

>>21887239
>>21887327
>>21887327
>>21887569
>>21887607
>>21887595
>>21887663
>>21887951
>>21887953
>>21887963
>>21887990
>>21888004
>>21888011
>>21888073
>>21888217
Please dont reply in this thread if you're not gonna give any recommendations to me.

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>>21887569

>> No.21889679

>>21887607
>God accepts last minute cynical, selfish bids by horrific people wanting to save themselves rather than honest, well meaning people who just aren't convinced by religion
You have to be an actual, literal retard to believe this

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>>21889675
Yeah. Go back to facebook if you're gonna get offended for simple things like this. I bet you guys dont have friends irl

>> No.21889686

>>21887569
t. fag

>> No.21889724

>>21887228
More of the whore on the left pls

>> No.21889755

>>21887228
>Zoomer humor

>> No.21889760

>>21889755
Lol, u probably get no pussy

>> No.21889763

>>21889675
>NOOOOOOOO WE SHOULD BE DRONES VOID OF FREE WILL WHY WOULD GOD ALLOW US TO DO WHAT WE WANT?

>> No.21889768

>>21888217
Yes they can. They might spend a couple millenia in purgatory before reaching heaven, tho.

>> No.21889770

>>21889768
How does that work

>> No.21889776

>>21889770
As long as they confess and truly repent from their sin they might get to avoid hell.

>> No.21889788

>>21889770
The same way it works for you: truly repent of your sins. Make it right as much as you can if your sins hurt another and change your heart to remove the desire to sin. Then through the atoning blood of Christ you can be made whole at the last day.

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>>21889763
>God gave us free will, but if we use it wrong he tortures us for eternity

>> No.21890002

watch love exposure

>> No.21890022

Any Chuck Palahniuk novel

>> No.21890091

>>21889679
>retarded strawman scenario to strengthen your argument

>> No.21890098

>>21890091
Can you repent on your death bed after horrific sins and be accepted? Most Christians would say yes. Do honest people who don't accept Christ get rejected by God? Most Christians say yes. Where is the strawman?

>> No.21890163

Christians in this thread sound like Muslims.

>> No.21890655

>>21889760
zoomer spotted

>> No.21890665

>>21887228
I don't about this one, but I don't think jesus would do something like that

>> No.21890688

>>21888011
so go stone someone to death without compromise for blaspheming your omnipotent god and stfu

>> No.21890704

I think it's disgusting
Personally I think sex and sexuality is disgusting
Anyway the destruction of purity with sexual degeneracy is incredibly hurtful to me
Go read The Priest of Shiga Temple and His Love
This kind of thing is disturbing
Holy things should remain holy
I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE THIS SO MUCH

>> No.21890738

tiktok is a cancer

>> No.21890750

>>21889679
God literally knows when you're being honest or not. You can't lie to God

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OP here. Some people here seems to have been offended by the webm I posted... I apologize if I had offended you.

>> No.21890881

>>21887569
Based.

>> No.21890887

>>21887228
Reddit

>> No.21890899

>>21887963
>follower of organized religion talks about mob mentality
pottery

>> No.21890910

>>21887663
The greviousness of sin is heightened after Christ, but you wouldn't know this with such a blasphemous comment which shows a soul so wicked that there is little hope of salvation. Saint Augustine: He who sins with the intention of repenting afterwards, is not a penitant but a scoffer of God's majesty.

>> No.21890914

>>21889998
Yes.

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>>21887228
https://youtu.be/QT13kk8HDDo

>> No.21892206

Sex havers are trash. I just had sex and I feel like scum. I want to die. Lord forgive me.

>> No.21892331

>>21890910
I can just repent for the sin of sinning with intention to repent afterwards. Repeat as necessary. EZ
problem chr*stoids?

>> No.21892365

>>21890665
Jesus doesn't even talked about sexuality. Its called CHRISTianity and not BIBLEianity.

>> No.21892371

>>21887951
>based reactionary online trad clique
buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword
stop being so terminally online

>> No.21892373

>>21892331
But you won't mean it. Faggots like you are incapable of sincerity.

>> No.21892392

>>21887228
@xiaomu_mumu

>> No.21892844

>>21892373
Pretty sure using slurs is a sin, better repent chr*stoid

>> No.21892914

>>21890750
It's just incentives, carrot and stick. Accept Jesus and you get lots of goodies, reject him and you get eternal stick. The fact that Christians push this means all "honesty" will be tainted by self interest. Although you bring up a funny point, that most Christians do believe there is a set of other Christians who God doesn't actually accept, leading to fracturing internal conflicts in the religion itself, further evidence that the whole thing is just a construct of human beings to delineate tribal lines.

>> No.21892930

>>21887228
good omens