/lit/ - Literature

don't you fuckers even think about taking this thread seriously

don't you fucking dare

He doesn't. Majoring in English is a sham.

ladies please

a BUMP.

englishfags jellymad?

>>2187444
here's an equation for you, suck my dick (that's it, that's the equation) (can you solve it) (by putting my nutsack into your mouth)

>>2187444
This is a board for literature, not talking about poor college decisions.

>>2187464

whats the difference??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>2011
>choosing a major that will get you money instead of a major you enjoy
I seriously hope you Charles Foster Kanes don't do this.

Read this.

http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/2007/apr/12/shakespeare-and-the-uses-of-power/

>math majors
>raised to be machines by their parents
choose two
http://thenewinquiry.com/post/12473769143/the-resentment-machine

>>2187574


>mfw my interests coincide with a lucrative degree

>mfw some are less fortunate

What exactly DOES an English degree prepare you for?

I fell for the whole "Game Design" thing, and it seems like English is basically that, but more respected: Anything you could do with an English degree, you could do without.

Though to be fair, I was an idiot and went to ITT instead of a real school, even for game design

>>2187612

teaches you grammar you should've learned in high-school.
4years.
40k debt.

>>2187619
So it prepares you for the harsh realities of life not caring what you've prepared yourself for?

How is that different from high school? In any way at all?

>>2187627
>hows that different than high school?

you dont need to spend an extra 4 years and go into debt.

you could have spent those 4 years working full time, or two jobs.

you could have spent those 4 years getting a lucrative degree. but those degrees usually involve math, analytic thinking and a bigger work-load, which english majors can't cope with.