/lit/ - Literature

>>21854261
If I become a writer will I get easy pussy from literature students?

>>21854266
Honestly, yes.

I was not even a literature student but the minor afterglow of having one a national short story award meant I was getting undue amounts of female attention.

That was like 10 years ago when I was still in uni so God knows if kids nowadays give a shit .

>>21854261
didnt fell like sharing my wife pictures on anonymous forums when woke up, but current day has brought this challenge to me

>>21854416
What is she reading? also this is a secondhand library edition, what is it like being poor?

>>21854420
she obviously isnt my wife and i havent seen a hill taller than 10 cm in my life. just a random girl on goodreads who liked my review on madam bovary (thats also a lie, i havent written a single review on the internet during lifetime)

>>21854425
> goodreads.com/user/show/76079859-emma-bone


i bet she would

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sK2JN0vC4g

This girl completely fucks me up so bad. Even down to the awkward Dutch accent.

>be me
>date high school teacher in language and history
>also has a degree in the arts and has worked at a high-brow auction firm before becoming a teacher
>literally wipes the floor with me when we discuss literature
>is both very knowledgeable while simultaneously realizing people who are experts in literature can be pretentious as fuck
It's a pretty decent way to live.

Only issue is that our apartment is basically overflowing with books.

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>>21854456
me too and I think it’s because she appears attainable lol.

If I went to target and she was ringing me up, I would be spitting game like nobody’s business.

>>21854261
This is an AI composite of what Helen of Argos and Paris would look like based on descriptors from the Iliad.

>>21856048
I'd back you, bro. I'd back you.

>>21855201
Ayn Rand if she were millenial

>>21854456
Good god man. I feel anxious just watching the video. What a woman.

>>21856417
Sad tits

>>21856506
/lit/ tits

>>21856506
She has better tits than any you've actually had access to, incel.

>>21854425
Quite disappointing. That woman is quite the cutie.

>>21856689
Well, if we're not limited to posting actual authors...

Sylvia Plath was seriously hot.

>>21856766
such a heartstiller indeed..

>>21856673
Like you've ever had anything but flatties you bitch

>>21856918
I'm not the one insulting women's titties.

>>21856759
This girl will never be as hot again as she was in this picture, at that moment in her life she had the perfect level of youthful fat deposits and was dressed and posed in just the right way to look like a goddess

That picture is probably over 10 years old by now

>>21854456
Wow sex

>>21854456
Any remotely attractive woman fucks up my brain the moment she starts talking about a topic or hobby I am even remotely interested in.
It causes me genuine pain, I'm not even a virgin but I'm still starved for affection.

>>21856926
What is your point?
Are you actually this much of an incel failed-crab?
I revel in your self-hatred.

>>21856926
Thanks sentimentalfag

>>21856946
For me, it's smart girls

>>21856955
When a woman starts argumentating her opinion in politics instead of just parroting it it gives me a hard on, even when I disagree completely....

>>21854425
I enjoyed this short story

>>21856918
>>21856926
Says you.

>>21854425
>>21857017
Quite avant garde how anon reveals he has been lying to the reader, not as a character but as an author.

>>21856955
Indeed, nerd ladies rule!

>>21857061
>>21857017
this means a lot to me. will preserve the warmth i got in this thread, until reality wind of the north will sweep my fireplace into the dark night it came from.

>>21856057
Disgusting eyebrows

>>21856316
Autists could never write as good poetry as she did

>>21857130
Dickinson was definitely an autist and she wrote great poetry.

>>21854456
I love well-dressed women so much, bros

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>>21856030
hows her phenomenology? I hope its not as depraved as another femme philosopher Simone De Beauvoir.

>>21858483
I haven't read her. But she is literally a saint in the catholic church. She has nothing to do with that hag De Beauvoir.