/lit/ - Literature

>>21807399
Every woman should read this, especially mothers.

The Gospel of Luke.

congratulations, post feet

>>21807399

Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Beyond Good and Evil
Human, All Too Human
Twilight of the Idols

>>21807521
Do you want her to kill herself?

>>21807523
No, just the baby.

>>21807399
i love you so much

>>21807523
You’ve never read it.
Nietzsche is the ultimate yes to life
Astrid Lindgren patterned Pippi Longstocking after the ubermensch

>>21807525
What rubbish

Victorian children's books. Anything written after 1920 is trash.

>>21807399
It is going to be pretty hard getting a child our of your cock's piss-slit, so I'd recommend reading a lot of mpreg fanfiction, particularly about birthing.

>>21807399
Congratulations! Kids are the best worst decision you can make.

Pic related for after the first month. Won't help you in your pregnancy, and won't help you look after your kid (most parental books in physical bookstores will be fine for this, just throw a rock and hit one).

This will make you wonder why you're yelling at your kid because they didn't follow instructions 100% or took too long going from a to d to c to b. It helps you establish and question whatever insane standards and metrics your own fucked up parents set for you and have passed on.

>>21808271
This guy gets pregnant

>>21808295
That's generally the conceit of mpreg.

>>21808223
>getting a child our of your cock's piss-slit
fun fact, this is how hyenas actually give birth

>>21808312
that's a myth

>>21807399
Tits or GTFO

>>21807399
A Modest Proposal by Swift

it's the real deal

>>21808271
Parents will yell at and correct their kids over the most insane and trivial stuff then wonder why they ended up with adolescents incapable of coping or making decisions.

>Seahorses and their close relatives, sea dragons, are the only species in which the male gets pregnant and gives birth.

>>21809643
Exactly this.

The book helps identify times in your childhood you might feel bad or embarrassed about and help you realise the adults were the only culpable ones and should have been responsible.

I remember at school my friend's parent would give me a lift, dropping me at my home on the way. Sometimes it would be his grandad, and he was always such an asshole. Always made me feel unwelcome (he was going my way anyway). He scared me. But this prick decide to be the cherry on top of a shit day.

All this time I've though I must have done something wrong. The book helped me understand as I was 12, he was the only one who should have been responsible, and it wouldn't have killed him to smile, or even fucking say hello.

The kind of stuff I want my boy to be aware of in life.

>>21808312
le wokisme propaganda

>>21807399
Frankenstein

>>21807399

>>21809743
fuck you

couldnt keep your legs closed eh slut?

>>21807399
https://www.womenonwaves.org/en/page/6104/how-to-do-an-abortion-with-pills

>>21809743
Go back

>>21807399
Books on why circumcision is bullshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCuy163srRc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ceht-3xu84I

>>21809743
While you mope about antinatalism, these are the people breeding the next generation of human beings. These are the genes that are going to be passed down.

>>21809482
This

>>21809743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqeN2RRR3xQ

>>21811604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5X18lqyDO0
https://www.unz.com/akarlin/breeders-revenge/

Both books: How children learn, and how children fail. Remember to keep your husband in mind in all of this, you both need to be on the same page in everything, don't put him to the side for the child.

>>21807399
‘Hold Onto your Kids’ and ‘The Body Keeps the Score’

>>21809643
>6 year old me
>stick my tongue out at my sister to troll her
>mother yells at me stops talking to me for a week and stops making food for me because sticking your tongue out is apparently the worst thing you can do to another person
>23 years later and I'm still constantly terrified of upsetting other people

>>21809743
>Another bitch lays her brat.
It's all so tiresome

>>21811714
>Remember to keep your husband in mind in all of this, you both need to be on the same page in everything
This

I've found the biggest stressor is not the crying kid but my girlfriend that has worked him up to that point, can't calm him down, and I'm the asshole for being able to do so.

>>21811604
it's not the genes. Put them both in a hard life and they will grow strong

>one shot at life
>mom's a /lit/ poster

>>21811841
Give the first chapter of this a read. Specifically for dealing with past childhood stressors.
>>21808271

Read The Holy Bible Douay Rheims translation and read The Imitation of Mary and become a Traditional Catholic the one true faith. God bless you and your family.

>>21807399
The Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson, for good pointers on education

>>21807409
An excellent recommendation, Kristen Lavransdatter is a fantastic and very feminine novel.

>>21812269
It really is a wonderful book.

>>21807399
I don't know. Maybe Book of five rings?

>>21812121
lmao this

>>21812269
I love Undset, she delves deeper into her characters than most writers would dare to attempt. Kristen and her family felt more real to me than a lot of people I actually know. I picked up the book on a whim the first time around, without knowing much about it, and at first I thought it was a biography--it wasn't until 500 pages in that I realized only the kings and nobles were real people, and that everyone in Kristen's world was fictional.

While I told OP that I think every woman should read it, I generally think every reader should read it. Women should read it to understand themselves, and to understand the camaraderie between men and the bonds between mother and child, while men should read it to understand women and what they go through. It's such a quiet epic--it doesn't have any huge Hollywood action scenes or anything, but its scope is absolutely breathtaking.

>>21807399
google results for "fourth degree tearing"

>>21811604
oh no, what a tragedy lmao

>>21812121

>>21807416
Kill yourself dude.