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*literally tells you how to live*

Nothin personell kid

>> No.21792920
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>>21792915
>Genocide all goyim
Yes Yahweh

>> No.21792935
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21792935

>>21792915
>gets the last word

>> No.21792946
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>Now go and smite Amelekites. Behead Amelekites. Roundhouse kick a Amelekite into the concrete. Slam dunk a Amelekite baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Amelekites. Defecate in a Amelekites food. Launch Amelekites into the sun. Stir fry Amelekites in a wok. Toss Amelekites into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Amelekites gas tank. Judo throw Amelekites into a wood chipper. Twist Amelekites heads off. Report Amelekites to the IRS. Karate chop Amelekites in half. Curb stomp pregnant black Amelekites. Trap Amelekites in quicksand. Crush Amelekites in the trash compactor. Liquefy Amelekites in a vat of acid. Eat Amelekites. Dissect Amelekites. Exterminate Amelekites in the gas chamber. Stomp Amelekite skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Amelekites in the oven. Lobotomize Amelekites. Mandatory abortions for Amelekites. Grind Amelekite fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Amelekites in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Amelekites with a ray gun. Kick old Amelekites down the stairs. Feed Amelekites to alligators. Slice Amelekites with a katana. Utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

>> No.21792947

>>21792920
>However, in the cities
>However

Yeah nice try.

>10 When you march up to attack a city, make its people an offer of peace. 11 If they accept and open their gates, all the people in it shall be subject to forced labor and shall work for you. 12 If they refuse to make peace and they engage you in battle, lay siege to that city. 13 When the Lord your God delivers it into your hand, put to the sword all the men in it. 14 As for the women, the children, the livestock and everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for yourselves. And you may use the plunder the Lord your God gives you from your enemies. 15 This is how you are to treat all the cities that are at a distance from you and do not belong to the nations nearby.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy%2020&version=NIV

Your pic is about one specific group of cities, not "all goyim"

>> No.21792956

>>21792947
"Be our slaves or die"

>> No.21793308

Deut 21
>10 go to war
>11 see a female that makes you rock hard
>12 slaughter her family and take her back to your basement
>13 give her a month to mourn the family you've just massacred, then ravage her insides, God approved (tm).
>14 if sex isn't that great, throw her out, repeat from 10
Isn't religion the best thing ever, christcuck bros?

>> No.21793375

>>21793308
Lot of strange bits in that section. Just le stone your rebellious kid to death :
> If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey... Then all the men of his town are to stone him to death. You must purge the evil from among you. All Israel will hear of it and be afraid.

>> No.21793387

>>21792915
I choose death. In any case, God is all powerful and nothing happens without his consent.

>> No.21793402

>>21793308
Don't forget Yahweh giving Israel bad commandments on purpose

>Wherefore I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live;

>> No.21793431

>>21792920
>>21793308
>>21792956
It is absurd to blame the Israelites for their brutality in war when not 100 years ago your grandfathers and great grandfathers fought in the most destructive and brutal wars in human history in which civilians were deliberately targeted (Dresden, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, the Holocaust), and rape, slavery, and oppression abounded.
Yes these are harsh passages, but it was war and war is hell.
>>21793375
Rebellious kids meaning children who brazenly disobey their parents by cursing or hitting them. This was seen as a grave evil and a corruption of society since God placed a high value on the honour of mother and father. Imagine how much better society would be today if parents were respected.

>> No.21793458

>>21793308
Why is that a bad thing?

>> No.21793474

>>21793458
It's amazing. But why are our laws so detached from the literal word of god?

>> No.21793505

>>21793308
>>21792920
>>21792935
>>21792946
Aren't you cuties just strong independent thinkers of the highest rational calibre? Let me guess - you hate Jesus for free, yeah? Golly gee wiz willikers kids, I wonder, hear me out, if you, hold your breath or don't, serve Satan and you are just so low ranking to him that he won't even tell you. In other words, how men will only sleep with an ugly woman if she's a whore, so too are you to the devil - pathetic enough to serve and too pathetic to do so knowingly. Sad.

>> No.21793541

>>21792915
>desert demon worshipping jews write fanfiction to destroy rome
>lauded by internet warriors two thousand years later

>> No.21793546

>>21793541
>irrelevant book that means nothing to me
>yes, devil daddy, I have posted again, fees me pain I long to serve
Repent.

>> No.21793549

>>21793546
you literally worship the devil, christcuck

>> No.21793557

>>21793549
>you literally worship the devil, christcuc
>no you
Post your beliefs and try to not make me laugh. Impossible mode: no belly laughs.

>> No.21793670

>>21793549
Hurry up. Time is ending.

>> No.21793762

>>21793431
>Rebellious kids meaning children who brazenly disobey their parents by cursing or hitting them.
So they should be stoned to death by the whole village? Seems a bit extreme.
Cool down Christcuck, I was only poking fun.
Obviously these passages come from a society radically different from our own, and so can't seriously be criticized using modern ethics.

>> No.21793787

>>21793762
>So they should be stoned to death by the whole village? Seems a bit extreme.
Um, acshually, if you had read the 10 commandments you'd know that for disrespecting a parent god will personally afflict your whole lineage with unthinkable curses, to the 4th generation. Cancer, dementia, birth defects, trannyism - all because your grand-grandparent didn't want to eat his dirty raw potato for breakfast.
Funny that this crucial part is always omitted (too long and inconsequential, presumably).
God is love

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>>21793431
You dropped this, Rabbi

>> No.21793907

>>21793549
"I said an inversion guys it's le funny"

>> No.21794345

>>21793458
It's a free pass to be a cunt. Great for some, terrible to others.

>> No.21794612

>>21792920
>genocide bad!

>> No.21794946

Gotta love Genesis 19:
[30] And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.
[31] And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
[32] Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
[33] And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
[34] And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our Father.
[35] And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
[36] Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

>> No.21794982

>>21794946
Filtered

>> No.21794992

>>21792915
There are many books that do this

>> No.21795002

>>21793431
>Imagine how much better society would be today if parents were respected.
It would be worse because today's parents are degenerate scum.

>> No.21795012

>>21794982
How so? I didn't say I disagreed with it.
And God apparently prescribed it.

>> No.21795757

defective dharma

>> No.21795764

>>21794982
By decency

>> No.21795818

>>21792915
Explain

>> No.21795821

>>21792915
>*literally tells you how to live*
Tells you how to BBQ or have a gay orgy with jewish labourers, or pretend to have a gay orgy with jewish labourers actually with thete greeks.

The jeets tell you how you actually live, not how you wish to live, or how you wish you ought to live, but how you actually live, the processes of living.

Read some Heidegger if you're too much of a brain dead fascist to go to the earliest ontologists.

>nehemiah was a programmer trap

>> No.21795869

>>21794612
at the same time christians be like oh no no quran le violent le bad

>> No.21795983

>>21793557
NTA but
https://www.unz.com/article/the-devils-trick-unmasking-the-god-of-israel/

>> No.21796729

>>21793843
Sign language meaning to drop your nose

>> No.21798345

>>21793762
My mother is an interpreter. She works for the police a lot. She told me of one case in which a 17 year old boy beat his mother. He started by throwing shoes at his father, who, being a beta male, did nothing. Finally his mother had enough and she told him to get out, whereupon he punched her in the eye. He then kicked her in her already injured leg, and she fell down and he kicked her again. His beta father again did nothing. Then he took out two kitchen knives and threatened to kill them. My mother said that the woman had black eyes when she came in to give her evidence to the police.
Do you think such a person deserves to live. Does he not deserve the most painful death imaginable? He not only hit some random person, he hit his own mother, who birthed him and nurtured him. Do you think that such a vile, base demon deserves now to be alive? Has he not utterly deprived himself of every right to live? Yes, biblical laws were strict, extremely strict, but that is because God demands virtue and detests the degenerate.

>> No.21799112

>>21798345
But that's MEAN. Letting that person run around terrorizing people for the next 50 years is preferable because killing him is le MEAN and upsets my sensibilities.

>> No.21799143

How do I circumvent my taxes, Bible?

>> No.21799190

>>21798345
>Do you think such a person deserves to live.
Agree 100%. His mother does not deserve to live.

>> No.21799570

I'm not a Christian or anything and the Bible is mostly absurd to me and I have no idea how intelligent people in the past worked through it without their faith wavering, but the Christian moral guidelines are objectively the best, and this was unironically what killed Christianity because we developed the only genuinely good natured model vs. every other culture which eventually developed into a shithole. Literally the only reason why the West is imploding is to accommodate for foreign objects and forcing multiculturalism for its own sake

>> No.21799578

>>21799143
Mark 12:14-17

>> No.21799755

>>21792915
>when you realize religion is just proto-political science and the real reason modernfags hate it is because its basically competition with their own batshit insane ideologies.

>> No.21799763

>>21792947
>Your pic is about one specific group of cities, not "all goyim"

funny story, some modern jews believe white europeans are the Amalekites and that they have a literal god given mission to destroy western civilization.

>> No.21799820

>tells absolutely nothing about how humans operate other than "sin" and at the most, "pride"
Lame. My parents told me as a child that this book told you everything about humans and it messed me up

>> No.21799840

>>21798345
You gave the most extreme example possible. All the passage says is that a rebellious child that doesn't obey you, or is a drunkard, should be stoned to death.
If the passage had said children that physically abuse their elders, are unrepentent, and make death threats deserve to die. Sure, that would be more understandable.
That's not what the passage said. All it said was a stubborn or rebellious child who doesn't obey their parents or is a drunkard should be stoned to death.
No, as a general rule I don't believe rebellious children should be stoned to death. If the rebellion comprises extreme abuse, maybe I'd be okay with it so long as it's what the parents want.
But it'd be difficult from the outside to accurately judge the family's affairs.
How can you be sure that every rebellious child wasn't abused by their parents?

>> No.21799844

>>21793431
Modern people and also atheists did some horrendous shit but there is nothing surprising about that. It does seem surprising that a perfect god would behave like that though.

>> No.21799954

>>21799820
The only thing you need to know is that our nature becomes corroded the more we stray from our creator. Psychology is so commonplace because no one is actually willing to give themselves to God.

>> No.21799956

>>21798345
The father was in the wrong.

>> No.21799977

>>21799956
>The father was in the wrong.
I agree, the father should have murdered the mother.

>> No.21799988

>>21792915
>>*literally tells you how to live*
>Don't look at your dad's ass
>Don't build a church with cut stone
>Don't draw pictures of fish
>Don't shave the sides of your head
>Don't eat cheeseburgers
Thanks, Bible. Everything is so clear now.

>> No.21800007

>>21799988
>>Don't shave the sides of your head
Any god who love sikk fades is a cunt.

>> No.21800012

>>21792915
>Christians
>insist the entire world follow a book
>don't follow said book yourself

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There's a lot of parallels between Jesus and Satan if you think about it
>Both descended from Heaven to Earth
>Both taught mankind they were divine
John 10:34
Jesus answered them, “Is it not written in your Law, ‘I have said you are “gods"’?
>Both punished by God for enlightening humanity (nailed to a cross / legs ripped from serpent)
Plus in In Revelation 22:16, Jesus unmistakably identifies Himself as Lucifer (the morning star).
What if Christians are actually worshipping Satan without realizing it? That'd be kind of hilarious

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>>21799840
The passage presupposes that the parents themselves go and report him to the authorities. This would only happen in “the most extreme cases”. No parents would report their child to the police unless there is no other option. Then a trial would take place, and, even though the Bible doesn’t mention it, it’s rather safe to assume that the death penalty was only the maximum sentence, handed out to the most extreme cases (eg hitting your mother), not the minimum sentence handed out to everybody. The death penalty for such crimes would be rare and only given out to utter degenerates like the 17 year old boy in the story I described. In fact, it’s safe to assume that the level of virtue in the population would be so high that the existence of that 17 year old boy would be impossible in the first place.
You must also consider that this law was given for a particular people in a particular time period. Jesus said that God allowed divorce, for example, because the people were not ready for the full morality. Thus not all of these laws are to be taken as universal laws applying to all times and all ages.

>> No.21800563

>>21799988
Well, you really shouldn't look at your dad's ass