/lit/ - Literature

I really hate all this post-boot literature here recently, it has very little sole. Anyone writing this shit needs to be strung up by the laces.

>>2177984
Thats a sweeping generalization, but hey... If the shoe fits.

It may be art, but it's not literature (until you write something on it)

>writings in prose or verse; especially : writings having excellence of form or expression and expressing ideas of permanent or universal interest

is this supposed to be a parody of my greentext thread? :(

>>2177989
but it's quite a hard 'feat' to write about shoes.

>this thread

"Three quarters of the miseries and misunderstandings in the world would finish if people were to put on the shoes of their adversaries and understood their points of view." Mahatma Ghandi

>>2177997
Are you getting a kick out of it?

It's shoe time!

>>2178000
Back at shoe!

Seriously WTF, a shoe thread?

Whoever started this thread was put here to steal your sole.

>>2178004
Oh you. Shoe threads actually make it easier for people to Converse.

I'm reporting this thread for the sole reason that shoe puns make me want to sock someone.

i wish i was clever like u guys and could contribute

wait

guys

listen

guys

contriboot

LOL

right guys?

>>2178013
Yeah, thats it, toe the line.

OP has really put his foot in it now.

>>2178020
Just that one pic really kicked things off.

>>2178011

>reporting threads

ahaha you can't have been on /lit/ for a few seconds, I mean, look at this place! Off-topic threads everywhere! Mods don't do a fucking thing around here, they don't care (or they are too stupid to tell the difference between an appropriate thread and one that isn't).

I suggest you just kick back and watch /lit/ burn out.

This thread makes me welly, welly mad.

Wait...considering some of the threads I've seen here, this is a legitimate question. Is this shoe literature? In fact, what is literature. I suspect that OP, like myself, is tired of the crap.

I can tell this is /fa/'ed

I know because I've seen many /fa/ threads back in the day

>>2178027
Why? This thread is kinda funny. I think you're just too straightlaced.

>>2178031
My personal trainer actually browses /fa/.

The OP my be off topic, but the content is quite in-step with /lit/

>>2178030

>I suspect that OP, like myself, is tired of the crap.

Heel have to get used to it. /lit/ keeps giving into de feet and letting the board fill up with soleless threads. There's nothing else to do...

Give us this day our fading tread, and forgive us our (Mocca)sins, as we forgive those who leave gum on the sidewalk.

This is as bad as those useless /sock/ threads.

> people on /lit/ don't get satire

>>2178058
>didn't read the thread

>>2177994

ooohhh hshit feat like feet daaaaaaamn

I told the doctor I had flat feet. He said 'what you need is a pair of pumps'.

>>2178050
don't be such a heel.

its seems /lit is quite good at 'cobbling' together puns.

whats going on in this thread

>>2178104

no, you just fucking killed it.

>>2178269
>Implying cobbling was the worst pun in this thread.
It's not as if anyone could muster the feet of making a shoe pun.

>>2178269

To be fair to the guy, there's only so many shoe puns you can make. It gets soled fast.

>>2178292

Why did I laugh so much.

This is a great thread you laced together.

ITT: unfunny tryhards trying to shoehorn lame puns into this thread

>no 'tongue-tied'

fuck you /lit/ i'm fucking sick of your bullshit

I can't participate. I'd just wind up putting my foot in my mouth.

shoe puns!
what's not to nike?

>>2178313
Speaking of tongue tied. Its you're not your

Well, this thread polished up nicely.

you lonely soles are not funny and should admit de feet, to boot.

conversely something something

You brogues need to stop shitting up the board with useless threads. I'm going to sage this now, leather you like it or not.

I think this thread was 'shoed' have been good.

I feel like putting on my 'boots' to walk to this thread.

>>2177978
That is not a shoe. That is a picture of a shoe. But not really, it's just pixels that I'm looking at, not a photograph. So it's light entering my eyes from my computer. But really it's just how my brain chooses to interpret the information that you've presented, which my computer sends at me in the form of light. And everything brains do is just biochemistry. So what you're showing me is biochemistry, and I hate chemistry, so no, fuck you.

>>2178422

>can't access the substratum
>beta fag detected

>>2178422
>Actually answered OP without an awful pun
You shoed not have done that.

>>2178424
>>2178423
I'm so sorry.
>>2178422 But I just didn't think I'd sneakeround trying to avoid OP's error. I'd just like him to get to the pointe, is all.

>>2178440

>that's what shoe said

>>2178370
>mfw
>>2178011
>>2178027
Shoe status = squeezed

OPs going to be more careful where he treads next time. He won't want to risk his protest backfiring again.

sage