/lit/ - Literature

>chudjak edit
>in the current year

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>>21756299
Oh the poor poor man. I’ll take eight copies of his book please.

Does anyone have the bowling text? I wish I’d saved it.

Nvm, found it

>>21756083
I found out recently that leftypol, the originator of the chudjak meme as far as I know, have banned it on their site. It is literally the only good meme they ever made and they've banned it. Absolutely perplexing people

>>21756378
This can’t be real

>>21756389
Why do you think the book is called Spare?

>>21756378
This is 10/10

>>21756382
wtf is leftypol?

>>21756382
It got turned on them pretty hard, I think it was called the "battle of chudjak".
It takes a special kind of stupid to pick a meme fight with /pol/, especially while having such fragile sensitivities as leftypol.

>>21756382
To be fair around 20-40 minutes after their initial raid to /pol/ (yes they really raided /pol/ with chudjaks) they got spammed with enough fucking racist and tranny edits that it crashed their website due to web traffic.
Then /pol/ decided to run with the chudjak and the rest is history, the sharty also helped.

>>21756511
...the sharty?

>>21756378
is this real, it literally reads like a shitpost

>>21756513
It's better you don't know what I'm talking about.

>>21756526
Nta but now I’m also intrigued. Dish sister

>>21756513
so y jak dot party
>>21756504
Tranny and third worlder website

>>21756511
sounds fake as shit lmao

>>21756382
did they actually make it? wouldn't be surprised, but have distinct recollection of "le /pol/ face" (basically the same thing) maybe a few months before it gained any actual traction. no idea where it came from, but thought it was weird that it got so little attention at first only to resurface so strongly much later

>>21756555
>sounds fake as shit lmao
It happened, I was there
>>21756608
They spent like 3 months coming up with it. The pivotal point of their master plan was distributing it on /qa/ and /pol/, where they expected users to edit it to make fun of their own ideologies. Genius.

>>21756608
I think it was made here on /qa/. They were spamming that school shooter or whatever guy's face all over and /qa/ was in a tracing spree then making all sorts of soijaks etc.

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>>21756625
pretty sure it was primarily based on the Walmart shooter. what seemed odd was how recall the basic image (or at least the progenitor) surfaced right around the event, but didn't take off as the -jak variety until what seemed like months later

>>21756378
...do you guys get some Elliot Rodger vibes from this, too? Not in terms of it being full of rage but this sense of delusion and disconnection from the real world and real people. The prose kind of reads like My Twisted World, too.

>>21756639
>https://basedjak.wiki/Chudjak
>currently popular "Wojakified" version was created in August 30th, 2020 on the now-defunct website Bunkerchan
Yeah its the walmart shooter

>>21756690
Some anon wrote this, its not in the book.

>>21756691
>the now-defunct website Bunkerchan
>now-defunct
What happened? Last time I heard they were alive and well.

>>21756690
Well, he's almost certainly a bastard child of a love affair with that ginger hair, and his mother was probably murdered for political reasons. And he married a woman photgraphed at those Abramovich Eyes Wide Shut parties together with Lady Gaga, Soros' son ect. He's got plenty of baggage.

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>>21756782
He confesses to thinking about his mommy while rubbing his penis and to beating his servants and bodyguards
He also does drugs and prays to Satan
I don't think we are dealing with a stable moralfag

>>21756792
>I don't think we are dealing with a stable moralfag
Kind of a shame, he looks like he could be a great Emiya Shirou cosplayer.

>>21756507
picking a fight with /pol/ is like joining the special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded

None of these are funny

>>21756078
sensible chuckles incoming

watch your nose breathing harder than usual. here it comes.

da dune ts

>>21756299
When I was a kid we went to Greece to vacation and in Athene some big security/police guy did this(the pointing he obviously didn't say i have mustard on my shirt)to me. I grew up and now I fund bayraktar so I can take my revenge

I saw it in slow motion; my brain had already registered the deception and I cried out a little gasp as a fat brown finger with dirty fingernail made its way from my lapel atop my chin and lips and struck me upon the septum.

"NO!" I exclaimed, falling backwards with my hands waving in all directions.

I looked up then into the hairy nostrils of the Greek policeman whose thick brown face began to laugh and laugh and laugh.

"Fuck you, Cleander," I wanted to say, but I said nothing. My face burned with shame as the wailing cacophany of hideous mockery began to howl out from all around.

"I knew what he was doing," I insisted to their faces, all showing their back teeth at me, "no, I knew what he was doing, I realized it in the last instant you see," and I wrung my handkerchief in my hands as my trembling knees quivered and knocked. Sweat poured from my brow.

Indelibly the trauma would stay with me until I was a man in early middle age. In each sexual encounter I would delight in playing the bully,

"you've got something on your chest," I would say, and then strike them on the septum, "Ha ha," I would say next, "I got you, I got you, you are THE ONE WHO IS STUPID," and only then I would be satisfied.

God help me, I had even taking to wearing a Grecian Police uniform and blackening my face with coffee granules.

>>21757578
Kino, but may I suggest working in spinach from souvlaki stuck in his teeth or some such?

>>21756308
Pushkin looks like human Sherk

>>21756378
I want an entire book of shit like this please

>>21756308
I sucked the toes of a Viennese whore last autumn - only time I have ever had a woman's feet in my mouth. It tastes pretty much like the scum that gathers under your toe nails smells.
7.5/10, I much prefer licking women's buttholes, as did Mozart and Joyce.

can someone PLEASE post the image of the collected greentexts shitting on famous authors and philosophers, while comparing them to OP / whoever hasn't actually written a book yet

it's like these long, drawn out insults, like talking about how foucault is gay, died of aids, etc. yet still wrote more than OP, how DFW , even though he was an autist, hung himself, his bloated corpse etc... still wrote more than OP..

PLEASE

>>21759513
Sasha Grey, yes THE Sasha Grey, has written a book.

>>21756700
space the board owner was lazy as shit so the head mod opened the tor link and flooded the board with CP and space came back purged most of the mod team and panicked that MI5 was gonna take him away so the mods set up leftypol and one of the remaining mods cloned the database transferred it to them then nuked bunkerchans servers then eventually leftypol got the bunkerchan domain and made it a redirect

>>21759533
YES it was just like that... fuck I remember seeing a compiled image at some point and I've tried so hard to find it to no avail

>>21759662
I have it but I’m not going to post it because I feel like you’ll use it for evil. Mend your ways

>>21759662
I also like the, "I saw her lick a toilet once" post.

>>21759818
Bless you anon
>>21759745
i promise it i'm just using it to motivate myself to finish my book. i am slogging through the 4th draft of it

>>21760005
what does anyone need to read that you will write?

>>21759604
>the head mod opened the tor link and flooded the board with CP
so. the head mod of leftypol just as ready supplies of pizza... and these are the "good guys"?

>>21760639
Any iteration of /leftypol/ is 80% tranny by headcount (99% tranny by weight), of course they would have access to CP.

>>21756382
It only became a funny meme when it was wrest from their hands. I swear to god they would either just post the same face with no variation or the “lefty meme” stereotype of a fucking essay next to that face.

>>21760685
Leftypol couldn't never make this

>>21760564
My book

>>21756511
>Then /pol/ decided to run with the chudjak
/pol/tards still get triggered by chudjak, it's the sharty that adopted it and leaned into it.

>>21756378
no way that's real
>>21756482
kek, have a (you)

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>>21756511
/pol/ won with the renaissance chudjack paintings. Took 3 years to figure out how to make an unfunny template into something worthwhile.

How about an actual /lit/ meme?

>>21760812
common sharty W

peak /lit/

>>21760849
Breddy gud anon

>>21761554
spOoOpy people in the background

>>21759865
As fucking hilarious as this moment was, it's sad that it made Butters leave /lit/

>>21760849
It sounds ironic, like something you'd see in a /pol/ greentext about espionage in Israel.

>>21761517
>Laurie Penny
Now there's a name I've not heard for many years

>>21756378
Passages like this justify the French Revolution.

>>21759865
the climax of an era ended with a bang.

>>21760849
Fucking kek.

>>21756482
Kek

>>21756378
I should go bowling more.

>>21756555
It actually happened. I remember there was some Australian guy who linked to their site on /pol/

>>21762788
Why?

>>21756482
jej Anon you SLY DOG

>>21761598
It's from the big lebowski

>>21760868
/pol/ didn't make those. /pol/ thinks those are psyops because they're so sensitive about the chudjak meme. /qa/ and the basedteens made those.

https://youtu.be/q5e8VJEOM8w

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>that website
Anon what in sam fuck is this? Was this where all the psychos on /qa/ went after that board got quarantined?

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are these fake or real?
>>21756690
yes, exactly. MTW was great in a cringekino way
>>21756695
don't care, i'm going to repost it until people can't tell the difference. this is better than truth.

>>21763743
NTA but I'm honestly surprised I did not get that reference. It's not even that subtle.

>>21756504
A site that used to be owned by this tranny

>>21758445
I did both but I still enjoy the bottle more
idk I guess I'm some fucking beethoven who never got to learn piano

>>21764246
i heard they suffered 41% casualties in the great /qa/ war

>>21756083
FPBP
R*ddit took the meme and has been posting coal non stop.

>>21764416
lmao

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bump

>>21757356
Bayraktar is the drone (TB2 - Flagbearer) Baykar Tech is the company that produces the Bayratktar, Akinci and Kizielma.

>>21765750
kek i'm also starting to see academic positions that are for NON-WHITES ONLY, which im pretty sure is illegal?

https://www.universityaffairs.ca/search-job/?job_id=60805
> Mindful of a longstanding lack of diversity within the discipline of philosophy, and of the underrepresentation of Black scholars in the academy more broadly, we are pleased to announce that, pursuant to Section 24 of the Ontario Human Rights Code, this is a targeted search initiative for qualified individuals who self-identify as persons of Black/African descent and lived experience.

https://www.northstarats.com/University-of-Winnipeg/Assistant-Rank-Professor-Department-of-Religion-and-Culture/75656
>In accordance with the University of Winnipeg Employment Equity and Diversity Policy and section 11 of The Human Rights Code, this position is designated for qualified candidates who self-identify as racialized persons. Please confidentially self-identify at the time of application.

https://www.northstarats.com/University-of-Winnipeg/Assistant-Professor-Department-of-Classics-Term/75153
>In accordance with the University of Winnipeg Employment Equity and Diversity Policy and section 11 of The Human Rights Code, this position is designated for qualified candidates who self-identify as women, racialized persons, Indigenous persons, persons with disabilities, and 2SLGBTQ+ persons. Please confidentially self-identify at the time of application.

enjoy your apartheid state, canucks

>>21765750
How horrible. This type of bull is unironically one of the reasons I left Judaism

>>21768397
you can stop practicing, but you can't "leave judaism"
if you're born jewish you die jewish, it doesn't matter how you feel about it

>>21768410
The fire of repentance washes away all, including the stigma of Christ-hating kinsmen

>>21765750
she's a white supremacist.

>>21768438
Holy based please go to Israel and convert them all.

>>21768988
I've tried. A lot of Jews just laugh at the converted or attack them

>>21760770
Fuck, I love these /pol/ edits of chudjaks so much.

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>>21768380
walk in, confidently self-identify as black, get the job - you know a lot of black scholars or something? they legally can't tell you you're not black, just steal their bullshit jobs lmao

>>21756299
literally scarred for life.

>>21759865
Was this moment really THE moment that made butters leave?

>>21763996
Yeah. Somehow it's shit. It was so fun when on /qa/, the so y duels and shit

>>21770097
Crossposting this when the autistic shitflinging dies down in the other thread

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>>21770097
how did she die pennyless did shakepspear not give her the money? if so why did the fucking retard keep writing for him?

>>21756378
oooh so that's why the book is named Spare

>>21757115
Heh

>>21770134
>Doesn't believe in God
>Chad
This meme was made by a pseud.

>>21770973
Reminds me of Shia LaBoeuf who also plagiarized his apology for plagiarization.

>>21764349
TSMT twitter and reddit trannies have ruined the sharty desu

>>21771131
>TSMT twitter
What is this?

>>21771242
Teenage Slutty Mutant Turtles, I'm assuming.

>>21771381
Dude had like 4 kids, thats plenty of female interaction.

>>21771392
the joke that went over your head was poking at his writing

>>21769296
Its a fake meme. it's not funny or effect. it's just a commie reddit anti-4chan bullshit meme. Like those putin monkey memes. Both fake as hell and arent funny. Hope you're getting paid to share them

>>21771242
Go away normie

>>21771368
1,3,2,4, same as my banking pin oddly enough

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Fresh off the presses.

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>>21756299
You got something on your chest

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>>21756308
>bunuel, bougureau, malick, schulz
genuinely very based list

>>21771422
>normie
fag-sympathizer

>>21772087
lmao

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>>21772169
do you happen to have the post of an anon talking about his grandpa who was friends with Hemingway and pranked him by hitting him with a pie?

>>21771417
back to preddit. you reek newfag shitskin who discovered /pol/ 2 days ago.

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>>21772219
People would pay actual money, both ironically and unironically, for the DeShawn translation of The Odyssey. Today. I have no doubt about it. Someone should make this and publish it before someone else steals the idea.

>>21772022
This is a classic multi-rail drifting moment

>>21772993
They don’t have negro lips like the amerimutt that inspired the meme. Doesn’t really fit. The contradiction is part of the charm.

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>>21773224
He's a famous writer of a fire book which sold 20 copies that I heard more than enough times than I should have heard about it so its a /lit/ meme.

>>21772219
I get the impetus to do the Emily Wilson translation though
A lot of these translations from the early to mid part of the 21st century were well done, but of course they suffer from the geist of their day, either modernism or post modernism
in EITHER case they fundamentally considered these older works to be in earnest nothing more than really interesting curiosities
and the individuals who didn't think this way (who often produced the translations) were not affirming the source material in some vital way but rather doing apologetics for them (aka "Look how this ancient work STILL holds up!" basically)
So you get a lot of stilted and high-sounding language from the modern day, no contractions lol

Of course now such translations suffer from a retarded new morality of millenials/boomers/gen xers which seeks explicitly to bring the high down to the low

I'm very interested to know how these things actually sounded/were worded/flowed; obviously in their day they were literally sung and rhymed so it was different

Shakespeare also got this treatment; even though it's played in all sorts of ways today it's really done in one of two ways:
>high and dry
that is, extremely sophisticated, the actors excruciating over every word like it means something and you and your millennial friends pretending like you understand it because you are very smart
>or gay and to-day
WHAT if ROMEO and JULIET was set in MIAMI and romeo was LEO omg I loved him in titanic <3
or
WHAT IF WE PRETENDED LIKE ALL THE FUNNY LANGUAGE WAS JUST NORMAL like in the Much Ado About Nothing movie


the true alternative to this is telling it like Jonathan Bowden like when he tells a punch and judy story, how it was meant to be told

>>21772054
He did not say that

>>21759865
Holy kek my fucking sides

>>21761586
Something wrong
I hold my head
Butters gone
A nigga dead

>>21772012
>filename
heh

>>21774208
He did actually

bump

>>21768333
Holy mother of kek

>>21777168
It’s not actually Nazi literature though. It’s highly critical of the regime and their shenanigans. In short: I don’t get it

>>21756308
source on the megan boyle claim please

>>21777212
I've read perhaps six 800+ page books in my life, and this one was the most enjoyable and engaging. The other was The Brothers Karamazov, but it took me three weeks longer to read than The Rise and Fall.

>>21772155
This was good enough for me to actually enjoy it despite my extreme disgust and disdain for furries. Fuckin saved.

>>21777221
I enjoyed it too but would you consider it Nazi literature? Please explain the joke

>>21777221
>this one was the most enjoyable and engaging
Which one? Rise and Fall? It is, to the best of my knowledge, very accurate up until Barbarossa. Historically, that is when Shirer left Germany and started writing the narrative long distance. Everything from Barbarossa onwards is Keitel propaganda.

>>21761554
>Ahhhh he raped me!!!! I didn't want it, he rApEd me

The fact that people are questioning whether or not the Prince Harry prose is real reminds me that I am joined on this website mainly by simpletons.

>>21777451
In clown world, anything is possible.

>>21777451
I’m still hoping someone will expand on it and write an entertaining book on the subject of Harry being a spoiled little twat.

Hope springs eternal in the human breast: Man never is, but always to be blest: The soul, uneasy and confin'd from home, Rests and expatiates in a life to come.

>>21777451
that's the problem with a place where anyone can post
everyone will post, especially those who get driven out of everywhere else

>>21777227
It's not at all. The reasons it may attract that reputation are thus:
1. It is not full of kvetching and kike dick-sucking like basically all WWII and Nazy histories since Arendt.
2. It has a swastika on the spine and cover so retards are jolted to react.

>>21777622
I get that but I still don’t get the joke. Halp

Post oats

>>21777451
I've had way too many "There's no way that's real" moments immediately followed by "What the fuck it was real" moments to ever be sure.

>>21777672
I was going to post this kek

>>21777625
The joke is that he's justifying his interests and lifestyle. The first thing is very reasonable and defensible. The second thing makes you look at the first thing differently. That's the joke.

>>21777694
So they are actually bottles of pee? Eww, that’s not funny, that’s gross

>>21777737
Are you new to the piss bottle meme? It's been a running gag here for ages.

>>21777737
>never used piss bottles
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>21777737
ngmi

>>21771987
>blind.jpg
based fregg

>>21759865
Oh shit I remember, fucking legendary

>>21772190
This is incredibly good.

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>>21777804
You guys are disgusting. Do you have any idea how unsanitary that is? Urine goes in the lavatory

>>21770134
This reeks of projection

>>21760812
>it's the sharty that adopted it and leaned into it
it was /qa/ that adopted it, the sharty is a bunch of underage twitter immigrant retards who have jack-shit to do with the actual original /qa/.

>>21768394
Based

>>21772229
>mfw its named after ulysses s grant

>>21756078
None of these are funny

>>21772236
I've always been curious of the catgirls drawings of Wittgenstein, the proto weeb

>>21764349
So what, are you going to let some homegrownfaggots dedicate culture?. Whenever it gets to that point, it's true symbol is missed by the majority which makes it that much more kino. What they are doing there is just spamming out the apparent meaning out of context.

>>21762430
Classic OP, so proud!

>>21772190
This was a wonderful read, now I want to read the whole book.

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>>21756078
Reminder that this book led dozens of people to kill themselves because Werther was >literally them.

>>21772156
why is this a meme, this is just the truth?

>>21756382
It's okay but the term "chud" always sounded wrong to me, like it's meant to refer to a fat chad.

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>>21773130

t. picrel

>>21782016
negro lips
jewish nose
asian eyes
mutt genes, bros
this is American face
fifty six will soon replace

>>21764246
Does anyone still have the blowjob video

>>21769259
I'm friends with a messianic rabbi. A guy threw rocks at him and he was kicked out of Israel

>>21771417
It's ours now. I love chud so much it's unreal.

>>21781832
I always think of the old movie (yes, I’m old) where it’s an acronym for cannibal humanoid underground dweller. Pretty badass really

>>21783219
Lacking meter
The left isn't poetry
But a prose
sentence spaced out
with no punctuation

>>21782543
Proud chud

>>21783219
That 6 year old wrote a very good poem. It really speaks to me the emotional surge of a mighty strong tiger breaking free from its cage. The Yes followed by the all caps YES is a simple and effect method of conveying a victory yalp. And then the symbols of tigers and cages. Honestly an excellent poem.

>>21783223
It doesn't say who would win in a competition of poetry. It says that a published, adult poet with an enormous following is getting BTFO'd by a 6 year old child. That the modern celebrated poet is just an idiot spewing banalities for the neurotic female consumer.

>>21782543
I like this chud from 2016

>>21783247
I know, I agree. I'm just saying she sucks

Does anyone have the iliad translations meme

>>21783243
They're singing a song in their rocket is a sick anthology book title too.

Does anyone have the girls vs boys YA fiction meme where on the boys half it's "I'm gonna beat you with this stick until you man up enough to take it from me"

>>21772043
>Diogenes pulls up a tranny's skirt and scream
>Behold! A man!

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>>21783308
>Seeing a young man behaving effeminately, “Are you not ashamed,” he said, “that your own intention about yourself should be worse than nature's: for nature made you a man, but you are forcing yourself to play the woman.”

>>21764590
something similar happened to me when i asked my dad to get me the unabomber manifesto for christmas

>>21783424
i mean to be fair what did you expect? whatever happened to hiding your powerlevel

>>21756504
Militant miscegenatic gay sex, state enforced, balls definitely touching, run by pedo Rabbi generals of the Second Shart War

>>21756078
I look like this.

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>>21783308
Diogenes would have been a tranny. Platonism is the only defense of Gender.

>>21757119
hehehe

>>21769296
Oddly sweet

>>21783211
kino

>>21783424
You should have just called it by its actual name.

>>21770163
literally me

remember when we called each other pseuds