/lit/ - Literature

>>21732582
Oh boy, here we go. This is like asking what's the best pizza topping. Obviously, it's fucking pepperoni, just like the best programming language is fucking Python. It's versatile, easy to learn, and has a shit ton of libraries for anything you want to do. Anyone who disagrees is a fucking idiot who probably still writes code in fucking C++. Get with the times, motherfucker.

nah just go post this image on /v/ and wait for the inevitable certain image reply, jack off then go to bed

>>21732582
> finds a child actress attractive
> reads a childrens-book, which got a film adaptation where she played a part as a consequence
??? just watch the movie and behind the scenes or some shit, are you retarded?

test

>>21732620
I like her personality more than Emma Watson

>>21732651
okay, then yeah, you'll like the books

>>21732620
He obviously wants to give more depth to his mental fantasies.

>>21732651
just watch Ruby's youtube channel
she's the ultimate Hermione larper

>>21732828
>British accent
She's pretty accurate and she pushes all the right buttons. Though I've a sinking feeling she'll kill herself before she turns 30

>>21732582
Skip them and go straight to the fanfics

>>21732922
Insane how the internet encourages and celebrates this kind of mental illness

ToT

>>21732922
Anon, for sure she will kill herself before 30
Parents should teach self love

>>21732922
how can we save her?

>>21732588
For me, its FORTRAN. Your object-oriented programing is cute and user-friendly, but when it comes to pure number crunching, nothing, and I mean NOTHING beats FORTRAN.

>>21732582
Most cozy series ever. Pacing is also in high octane plot is good with some really solid twists

>>21732582
Harry stinks

>>21733863
> It's a 4chan tries to """save""" a gril episode
Oh no no no, this won't end well.

>>21732582
read 1-6 its worth reading as classic fantasy
it really captures the awe and wonder of magic better than most fantasy
but understand that it is has terrible world building if you stop suspending disbelief for a few minutes
6/10 turn your brain off for a while and have fun

>>21732588
Ruby is better than Pajeethon.

>>21732588
I found python difficult

>>21733803
No such thing as mental illness

>>21732582
>Find character attractive
>Read book without pictures
???

>>21732588
I spent the last week rewriting big parts of our Python code in C++, Python really is embarrassingly slow, unless you only use it to interact with C libs like Tensorflow.

Should I read the Harry Potter books or the Chronicles of Narnia books? I want a series to read after LotR.

>>21732922
>She's pretty accurate and she pushes all the right buttons. Though I've a sinking feeling she'll kill herself before she turns 30

Classic high-IQ foid behavior. Note high-IQ foid means 130 IQ, not male high-IQ of 150 which leads to all the great innovations.

Women love to study because it's a very proscribed, linear process. Here's a topic, study this exact thing, show us you can regurgitate it, we'll pat you on the head, rinse and repeat. Meanwhile I've yet to meet a single women who's genuinely interested in science, tech, philosophy, or generally building anything. Take away the scholastic environment and they wouldn't spend a minute thinking about the topic ever again.

In the books Hermione is described as fairly ugly, actually. Or atleast somewhat wallflowery. Curly hair, buckteeth, that kind of shit. She's a nerd, not a super model.

>>21732582
Does this cure you?

>>21736545
Perfection

>>21735331
>suspending disbelief for a few minutes
Who in their right mind would suspend disbelief in a fantasy book?

>>21736352
IIRC Tensorflow is also written in C++ for the most part, proably some C at the lowest levels

Not OP, but I downloaded the translated version. Fuck.

>>21732582
it's worth to read them either way
they're about as good as y/a novels can get.
Top tier fantasy and definitive of an entire generation!

>>21732922
Wonder how she's doing lately with the hate brigade going around and harassing anyone who likes Harry Potter due to the new game

>>21736552
Man...what happened. I know the wall is a thing, but I didn't know it could hit that hard

>>21732922
Isn't Hermione also british?

>>21736918
yeah
\Harry also
there was this american boy about to be cast as him, and Rowling refused because he wasn't english

>>21736914
someone cast anorexia nervosa on her

>>21732588
Pepperoni is close to the worst topping.

>>21736953
>"It's crea-TUra, not creatuRA~"

>>21736944
I bet she regrets now picking that backstabbing retard as Harry. She should have went with a nice Polish or Hungarian boy that is not brainwashed by woke culture.

>>21733964
IMPLICIT RETARD

>>21736881
>Is... IS THAT THE FUCKING SORCER'S STONE!? NOOOOO, I'M GOING INSANE!
It's a fucking dumb and asinine change, but it hardly effects the story. Quit your whining.

>>21736529
Narnia is better written; I would also recommend Drowned Ammet by a lady who was one of Tolkien's students and the Last Unicorn by his pen pal Peter Beagle.
Potter series is a bit ghoulish and way too liberal in tone. Even as a left-winger at the time of reading it I found it too on the nose and cringed at Hermione bragging about disfiguring a racist girl

>>21737992
Voldemort defended her

>>21736545
yeah?
are you implying 10 year old emma was a supermodel?

>>21738161
damn
hated voldy's movie adaptation but this is very redeemable. Good on him

>>21738096
Thanks for the recs. I'm assuming Drowned Ammet is in relation to the Dalemark Quartet? That's what comes up when I search the name.

>>21738371
I think Luna, Hagrid and maybe Draco spoke out too, though the latter might have backed away after receiving death threats
>>21738556
Yeah, Drowned Ammet is one of the Dalemark Quartet. It's the one that I would most recommend if you want a longer series instead of a stand alone

>>21738161
>Villain defends the woman who created him
Gimme books for this feel ?

>>21732582
Go to read fanfictions, if you only want to read abou her.

>>21732588
how can one man be so wrong

>>21732922
Why do so many people hate her. She has threads on forums with pages and pages where people bitchtalk about her. She seems harmless and hasn't been involved in any online drama

>>21740362
>WAIT.... IS THIS RANDOM WOMEN 1000 OF MILES AWAY FROM ME DOING SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE AND ENJOYING IT ??!???!!! IMPOSSIBLE, I WILL RUIN HER LIFE

>>21740410
My dad used to be a fumer. Whenever he fumed he'd destroy our furniture and electronics. TVs, tables, vases, all smashed to bits

>>21732582
Have you tried reading the books and see?

>>21739008
Hermione fanfiction is all her getting raped

>>21732588
Fucking pytranny. You will never be a real developer

>Waifu fiction isn't a cornerstone of 40chins