/lit/ - Literature

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>>21725530
No.

>>21725537
yes

>>21726928
sowell lol

>>21726928
rockwell lol

>>21725530
No

>>21725530
Someone has a chart about writing novels?

test

>>21725530
If high school and college weren't able to fool me into reading/taking any of this literal shit seriously, a /lit/ chart certainly isn't. Seriously, the majority of this is shit is normie GARBAGE designed to make you a nihilistic faggot. It's Barnes and Noble, it's American education, it's modern shit.
>naked lunch, 1984, lolita, Crime and Punishment, Don quixote, The Stranger, I wasted time by Proust (literal faggot), Master (Satan) and Magerita (eastern european women), Catcher in the Rye, The Idiot (now they're just outright mocking you), Hunter S Thompson, Marx, SPENGLER?

it should be illegal to show this list to kids. Straight up grooming to turn them into a fucking braindead loser. Im not kidding. This list is a joke and it's sad that it's literally basically exactly whats taught in high school. Sick.

>>21728264
This is the only reading list that matters:
http://sonic.net/~rteeter/grtbloom.html

>>21728264

>critiques list of classic works using words like "normie" and "garbage" and "joke"

>offers no alternatives

i bet you read a lot! : )

>>21728279
Where's The Lord of the Rings?

>>21728279
gay autist shit

no beowulf no Gilgamesh list is bad.

>>21728290
>you dont even read bro
This is the equivalent of saying "you dont even watch bro". Reading isn't intrinsically impressive, especially when what you are reading is thousands and thousands of words from losers trying to convince you to think like they do. I was tricked into reading this shit when I was young. It's outright predatory grooming to fill kids heads with this garbage.

>>21728286
thank you. where did you find this? Seems like a legit list. Will look into these

>>21728358
I have no idea, I think I was searching for "great books", like pic related, found out about Harold Bloom, then found that list.
Harold Bloom is based as fuck, he shits all over Stephen King and J.K. Rowling.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB963270836801555352
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2003-sep-19-oe-bloom19-story.html

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>>21728290
This is what Jewish Intellectuals do best. They put actual classics like The Bible next to shit like The Stranger/Don Quixote/Lolita. It's the same shit they pull with "Art History". They put John Singer Sargent next to a literal toilet by Duchamp. It's corrosive and disrespectful monkey behavior, like flinging shit from your zoo cage.

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>>21728264
>naked lunch, 1984, lolita, Crime and Punishment, Don quixote, The Stranger, I wasted time by Proust (literal faggot), Master (Satan) and Magerita (eastern european women), Catcher in the Rye, The Idiot (now they're just outright mocking you), Hunter S Thompson, Marx, SPENGLER?, Confederacy of Dunces
I think the reason that loser literature makes it into high circulation is not because of some grand conspiracy but simply because it's comforting. If you are a loser, reading about a loser makes you feel like less of a loser. If you read the works of great, intelligent men, you will feel the pressure to be great yourself and this is an unpleasant burden to most people.

>>21725530
bump

>>21728707
This is all just junk, if it was actually real then show the world and let everyone do it.

>>21728707
GTFO

>>21728832
um, achtchyually, in order to become a skilled prackticer of magick, you have to let go of the prideful desire to show other people cool magick tricks, because it would be a vulgar display of power

>>21728286
That list looks legit. How long do you think it would take for someone to read that entire list?

>>21730441
Harold Bloom lived to be 89 years old.
I imagine he read a lot of them when he was young and in college, and then read constantly as an adult since he was a professor and had time for it.
So I guess it's doable within a lifetime.

I recently read Almost Transparent Blue, and there is a scene where a character gets a band-aid put on their asshole. Has anyone read another book where this happens? I’d like to create a chart of books where band-aids are put on a characters asshole. Just like for a meme, not for a fetish or anything, just because it’s funny. Haha.

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>>21730441
It's weird seeing people not recognize Harold Bloom and the Western Canon on /lit/.

>>21730696
I've been on here longer than I'd like to admit and I've never seen it before.

>>21730696
RIP Harold Bloom

Does anyone have this chart in high quality? The /x/philes guide to esoteric islam

>>21730825
We had a sticky for him when he died.

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>>21725536
Surprisingly good chart. But remove Lot 49 or American pastoral for The Road.

>>21726928
Is the turner diaries good or a meme, i read first 5 pages it was right out of /pol/, but wasn't particularly compelling

>>21725568
Based

>>21725737
very nice

>>21725591
Can you shill 2666 to me?

>>21731860
fuck off

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>>21725530
>I-I'm going to chaaaaaaaaart...

>>21733465
>In Praise of the Stepmother
Pornhub: The Book

>>21733465
>In Praise Of Older Women
>In Praise Of The Stepmother
>Venus In Furs
>The Song Of Songs
>The Torture Garden
>The Necrophiliac
>Irene's Cunt
based

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>>21725530
I love /lit/ charts!!! I love easily digestible and organized recommendations on various topics!!!

I once again I make this post to remind you guys that we have mega with folders worth of charts and /lit/ wiki with charts. You can always find the link for the mega download in the /sffg/ general.


https://mega.nz/folder/kj5hWI6J#0cyw0-ZdvZKOJW3fPI6RfQ/folder/suBSiKYI

https://4chanlit.fandom.com/wiki/Charts

>>21735373
>https://mega.nz/folder/kj5hWI6J#0cyw0-ZdvZKOJW3fPI6RfQ/folder/suBSiKYI
I'm cumming

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>>21728279
If you re serious you deserve to be hung, the depth of harry potter is not worth a fraction of the books you claim should be read before it.
its like saying learn astrophysics before you learnt to change a god damn car tire!!
some of the writing is so lack luster you could write it off as armature.
forget hanging execution now.

>>21735427
it's an ironic shitpost, autist

>>21732896
keep seething heil hitler

>>21732896
What's wrong Shlomo?

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>>21728279
The HP reading order portion feels like a dig at the Machete order for star wars lmao.

>>21733465
Sexo.

These charts are dumb.

I want to get ancientspilled. Is the Bronze Age chart good?

>>21731692
>coleman barks

>>21735373
thxs, i had lost the link in unorganized notepad files

I there a guide for Dost?

>>21728297
Lord of the Rings was actually inspired by Harry Potter's magic system so one should only read LOTR after HP

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>>21735589
>muh jooz
>daddly hidler

here you go

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>>21735804
/lit/ fappers

Anyone got the Arthurian tales chart?

is moby cock actually good or are you guys just meming

which books are good for learning greek

>>21731833
I enjoyed it but it was just kinda revenge porn

>>21739801
Athenaze (especially the Italian edition, for some reason) gets reccomended a lot.

charts for architecture or city design?

>>21739779
Memeing

>>21728264
A post of a revelation so based it seems to exceed human potential

>>21738980
Ywnbaw

>>21725530
How can i make a book chart?

>>21741355
posts like these really make me wonder
do you not know how to edit an image?
or do you just not have any books in mind?

>>21738980
Is that image supposed to be funny?

>>21735394
Redpill me on albert camus. Is he worth reading? I give you cute cat pic for return

>>21741355
First, you must believe.

>>21742016
he is a household name in literature which naturally means that a lot of people find value in his works
pick up one of his books and find out if you are one of them, you utter wimp

>>21730959
kek unironic california classroom material

>>21731833
I personally enjoyed for how chaotic it became at the end. It was very entertaining

>>21742016
can't get anymore mid pseud than camus

>>21742016
yes
just start with the stranger, it's short, you could read it in a day if you wanted to
or watch one of the hundred shitty youtube videos on absurdism, sisyphus55 isn't that bad

>>21725530
Can someone please post the Top 100 of 2022 or a Freud chart?

>>21742016
no its not. It's just about a french dude who feels numb. It's what every dude in his 20s feels if he's mildly intelligent, but we all go on to do something about it. In The Stranger he does nothing about it, just pisses and moans and gets arrested. Lame and gay. God gave men sociopathy to use for a greater purpose! The French think that if you are not a woman something is wrong with you

>>21744849
stfu glowie. Stop promoting faggot literature

>>21730959
How to Win Friends is legitimately good. Shame on you for purposefully associating it with meme books to make it seem like a joke

>>21738980
Kill yourself kike faggot

>>21741593
nah its just supposed to be "death by a thousand cuts" ... they've given up on being clever. Their only tactic now is shear quantity

>>21736536
All of those are good. I might add Lady of the Largest Heart for Mesopotamia and something about the Baal cycle for Canaan

>>21730959
lel

The problem with these suggestions and sequential charts is that the creators almost never have read these books. With the exception of the voting ones like OP, these have no creditability on if these books are good and makes sense to read in that order

>>21728279
This has to be bait, there can't be someone out there who made this retarded crap

>>21737862
Like with most authors: read at least one thing before going into their great work

>>21730570
what the hell is this dreck :D

>>21738230
No Flannery O’Connor, Faulkner, or Walker Percy ?

>>21746323
you're a sharp one anon!

>>21726928
groyper trannycock faggotry

>>21735804

Wtf is second from the bottom, second from the left?

Thats Brian Cox, is that a made up book?

>>21738980
?

is there a Heidegger chart? Should i start with Sein und Zeit?

>>21728412
I wish all of /pol/ would just fucking die.

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>>21747578
Stay mad faggots

>>21746323
>This has to be bait
Lmao. Casual.

>>21725536
>no Cormac or Bukowski at all
>no Moby Dick

a eurofag made this to troll Americans

>>21748560
>Calls someone faggot.
>His entire ideology supports and prefers sodomy.

>>21748840
Everything /pol/ touches turns to shit. You ruined Kanye and Deepfakes and you're ruining this site. You worship an impotent son of a whore who failed at literally everything he did. No wonder you're such a bunch of fucking losers. You're just as childish and delusional as trannies screeching about Harry Potter on Twitter. And I get more pussy than you, fucking loser.

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>>21725536
Serious question not in bad faith, why is Catcher in the Rye considered a great book?

>>21746013
Thanks

>>21749183
Because Holden is literally me

>>21742016
I just read it now, like the other anon said it takes less than a day. It does get redditish towards the end..like babby's first existential crisis tier but his description of the character of the protag is so good. Literally me.

Is there a left wing schizo chart? Similar extreme to the right wing lists but for left wing social/political theory

>>21741593
Neither are far right wing nutjobs threatening to kill politicians. Whats your point?

>>21738980
Communists are not leftists. That's all I see wrong with the image

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Shit list troll thread at best and downright psyop thread at average. Not bumping this dumpster fire and herbs

>Shit list troll thread at best and downright psyop thread at average. Not bumping this dumpster fire and herbs

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More shills and bait

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>>21749370
Back to /raid/ subhuman. /qa/ lost

/qa/ won

Does anybody have the chart for plays? I remember there was one but can't seem to find it

Is there a Shakespeare chart?

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>>21749394
What am i missing here?

>>21749125
Touch grass.

>>21749356
>Neither are far right wing nutjobs threatening to kill politicians
I have never seen that meme.

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>>21749384
mass replying should be a bannable offense. go back to bunkerchan troon

>>21751309
i gets pussy

bump

>>21748650
Nigga are you blind? 3rd book in the first row. Then last book in the 3rd column.

>>21751203
coal

>>21730696
It's pretty crazy, there used to be daily bloom threads a memes. I guess you really are forgotten when you die

>>21728279
Conspicuously lacks:
- the complete works of Christopher Marlowe,
and a necessary Jungian primer, e.g.
Erich Fromm's "the Forgotten Language" and
Jung's "Man and His Symbols" or
"the Archetypes and the Collective Unconscious".

>>21735427
If this is your first time ever seeing this them you are a newfag and you need to lurk for a few years before shitting up the board with your autistic posts

>>21753907
seethe, newchads are here to stay

I have not read greeks and I haven't read any philosopher till date. I want to read Kant seriously without meme shit like "I read Kant". Where exactly do I start? Is there no way around the greeks? I don't want to read faggy gay greek shit.

>>21751323
>far right school shooters/terrorists
>meme
Pick one

>>21754203
Fuck off, and learn to read. You are an embarrassment

>>21731588
>no life for sale
cringe

>>21754803
nah. stay malding

>>21747432
>buzz buzz buzzword

>>21749356
>OH NO! NOT THE HECKIN POLITICIANS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T YOU DARE DISRESPECT JOE BIDEN OR AOC! THEY HAVE SUCH HARD LIVES!
Get the boot out of your mouth

>>21749399
It's amazing how much right wing literature we got. While on the left they have... the communist manifesto? kek

>>21735804
kek is there a patriciancore?

>>21754245
If for whatever reason you can't be bothered to read some of the greatest philosophers, it won't kill you to start with Descartes.

>>21755312
Seek help. I don't know what reality you live in, which the majority of literature is made by right-wingers. Most literature (especially the ones that stand the test of time) were made by leftists, not morons who think like you

>>21755821
>Borges
>Nietzsche
>Hamsun
>Mishima
>Philip K. Dick
>Dostoevsky
>Lovecraft
>CS Lewis
>JRR Tolkien
>TS Eliot
>Houellebecq
>Faulkner
>Junger
>Thoreau
>Hobbes
>Aristotle
>Plato
>Homer
>Tolstoy
>Dante
>Aquinas
>Baudelaire
>Frost
>Browning
>Wordsworth
>Descartes
>Hegel
>Kipling
>Blake
>Chesterton
>Ezra Pound
>DH Lawrence
>Kant
>Solzhenitsyn
>Turgenev
>Thoreau
>Emerson
>Confucius
>Leopardi

>>21754203
ah so these are the ones responsible for the garbage threads lately. you're probably in that trash discord server too. what ugly little people.

>>21756052
Your definition of right wing is a far stretch.

Faulkner, Dick, Emerson, Thoreau, Kant were not right wing

>>21756052
Wordsworth, Blake and Tolstoy weren’t right wing either

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>>21738980
do leftoids really?

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>>21757708
Even if I missed a few, that doesn't refute the central point that many of our finest writers and philosophers were right wing in their own times, and most would be right wing by contemporary standards.

Because the idea of left and right is relatively new, I've included the core right-wing beliefs for right wing writers - heavy emphasis on family and tradition, patriarchy, nationalism, and ethnocentrism. Unsurprisingly, most people from the past believed in at least a few of these. The notion that right-wingers haven't put out any art of value is so absurd that it could only come from a leftie.

>>21726928
Pretty clear this is made by some neo-nazi retard and not an actual National Socialist.

>>21759446
>heavy emphasis on family and tradition
What a surprise you think left wing people don't care about families and traditions. You live in a godamn right wing retarded bubble if you think this is true.

Also, I never said no literature was made by right-wing people. I just said the majority of books and a vast amount of the classics were made by the left wingers. Which is still absolutely true. Also you're a dumb cunt for thinking if most of the dead writers were alive today, they would align themselves with contemporary right wingers. The right wingers who still think the election was a fraud, jews control every aspect of American life, vaccines give autism, that anything other than white is inferior, and are pushing authoritative policies more than ever

>>21749183
Appeals to immature teenagers who can't form meaningful friendships with anyone

>>21760332
>left wing people don't care about families and traditions
This is a fact. The old left of course was okay with these things, but not the 21st century first-world left for sure.

>>21760332
>jews control every aspect of American life

>During his canvassing expedition in London, the Japanese vice-governor of the Bank of Japan Takahashi Korekiyo met Jacob Schiff, an American banker and head of Kuhn, Loeb & Co. Schiff, in response to Russia's anti-Jewish pogroms and sympathetic to Japan's cause, extended a critical series of loans to the Empire of Japan, in the amount of 200 million US dollars (£41.2 million). He also raised loans from the Rothschild family in Britain.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Japanese_War

>The company's name originated from the founding Warner brothers (born Wonsal, Woron and Wonskolaser[6][7][8] before Anglicization):[9][10] Harry, Albert, Sam, and Jack Warner. Harry, Albert and Sam emigrated as young children with their Polish-Jewish[11][12][13][14] mother to the United States from Krasnosielc, Poland (then part of Congress Poland within the Russian Empire), in October 1889, a year after their father emigrated to the U.S. and settled in Baltimore, Maryland. As in many other immigrant families, the elder Wonsal children gradually acquired anglicized versions of their Yiddish-sounding names: Szmuel Wonsal became Samuel Warner (nicknamed "Sam"), Hirsz Wonsal became Harry Warner, and Aaron Wonsal (although born with a given name common in the Americas) became Albert Warner.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warner_Bros..

>Loew purchased Goldwyn Pictures in 1924 for $5 million to improve the quality of the theatres' products.[23] However, these purchases created a need for someone to oversee his new Hollywood operations, since longtime assistant Nicholas Schenck was needed in New York headquarters to oversee the 150 theaters. A solution came in the person of Louis B. Mayer, head of Louis B. Mayer Pictures. Loew bought the Mayer studio for $75,000.[23] Loews Incorporated completed the merger of the Loews theater chain and the three studios on April 17, 1924, celebrated with a fete on April 26, 1924.[24] Mayer became head of the renamed Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, with 24-year-old Irving Thalberg as head of production.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

>Twentieth Century Pictures' Joseph Schenck and Darryl F. Zanuck left United Artists over a stock dispute, and began merger talks with the management of financially struggling Fox Film, under President Sidney Kent.[12][13]. Spyros Skouras, then manager of the Fox West Coast Theaters, helped make it happen (and later became president of the new company).[12] The company had been struggling since founder William Fox lost control of the company in 1930.[14]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/20th_Century_Studios

>https://m.jpost.com/us-elections/us-jews-contribute-half-of-all-donations-to-the-democratic-party-468774/amp
>Jewish donors give 25% of the Republican National Convention’s cash
Incoming cope

>>21760529
So every state that is majority left just hates their family and every tradition they have acquired culturally? Left leaning people can't think of anything worse than a loving parents or guardian that loves them unconditionally. The party that's entire concept is about their being welfare, helpful social services, more funding for a vast amount of people (not for one singular group), and the one that has always been towards helping oppressed people. Is the one that hates their cultural traditions (traditions isn't just 1950's trad shit) and the people that have been helpful and loving to them for long periods of time. Man you're fucking stupid, talk to people other than delusional Nazi's and conspiracy right wingers

>>21760532
You've gone too far, man. You, you finally found us out through using Wikipedia, me and my fellow Jews do control all the media, government, and have been trying to make a world order to bully low income white people. Theirs subliminal messages in books, advertisements, and even the concrete you walk on every day. Everything a wealthy jew/jews is all part of our grand scheme to eliminate all the perfect white angels that roam this earth. We're all jealous that we aren't peak masculinity or femininity like you guys. We're so jealous of your faith with Jesus and his perfect white skin. Your culture is the best and has never had a single bad element about it. You've finally won showing these small unsubstatial factoids of us Jews doing things. So congrats you beat us, I'm telling everyone to stop operations because you and your genius Nazi and conspiracy colleagues always one one uped. Great job. You accidently defeated me, the leader of our kabald

>>21741593
Real life is not funny

The kike is afraid.

>>21760997
Real life is way funnier.

>>21760823
>eslcuck is a commienigger that lies through xis teeth
Wowzers, imagine my shock.......

>>21761130
>perfect white traditions
Imagine my shock that a dumbass racist right winger thinks left-wing people don't care about families or traditions. Sorry the left or anyone who isn't a fucking racist right winger, doesnt practice your traditions of shooting schools, molesting daughters, and being delusional fascist retards

All shit. I only read fiction written by qt Asian tomboys so I can pump while reading

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>>21725530

Is this chart still good for get into fantasy?

>>21763058
>anti-white looney troonist is posting twittershit
Keep digging.

>>21741593
It obviously triggered you which is pretty funny.

>>21735427
kek
imagine being this retarded
hang yourself

>>21727952
I have this one but I'm afraid it's a meme.

>>21727952
I have this one. The Artist's Way is solid, and Steven Pressfield is great (although I have only read his "Turning Pro" book). As for the rest of them, I can't really say. Some anons said that it's a meem chart but eh.

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>>21728946
There's a reason why "occult" knowledge has been "occulted."

>>21725530

someone make a hyperborea chart

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>>21731697
Imagine rating The Bell Jar higher than Lot 49 or American Pastoral.

>>21763126
>"god tier"
>stephen king and GRRM

rolling

>>21765551
reroll i already read thar

>>21765553
y cant i get sth new

>>21764471
Chart is not ranked

>>21748341
>Senior Year
>Isayama: Attack On Titan
What the fuck?

>>21763058
You have to be 18 to use this site.

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