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21697033 No.21697033 [Reply] [Original]

What’s F Gardner’s next book going to be about? Any updates?

>> No.21697039

>>21697033
About the super Mario movie (the Bob Hoskins one)

>> No.21697192

>>21697033
The Call of the Ex Girlfriend

>> No.21697761

>>21697033
Call of the Dilation Rod

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21698099

Call Of The Cardboard Box.

Once upon a time, Gardner lived here.
We all know that because this room is in the background of all his stupid videos.
But this image didn't come from any of his stupid videos.
Then one day (specifically December 12 of last year), mommy and daddy sold the house.
They moved several miles away, to a pair of houses across the street from each other, in a nice-looking rural area.
But little Frankie didn't.
Is he homeless? Couch surfing? Institutionalized?
His next book will tell all!
But if you want a spoiler...put this image into Google "search by image".
And all because he had to seethe, shill-spam, samefag, demotivational failed-crab, bully random anons, commit massive review fraud, and utterly lack for self-awareness.
He thinks this is happening "for no reason at all".
At this point, the jannies banning his rule-breaking spam would have been preferable for him.