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Happy Valentine’s Day, /lit/. I love you.

>> No.21658447
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Repubs are red
Demos are blue
I can't breed
and neither can (You)

>> No.21658454

>>21658425
I'm so fucking bitter, man. Incel bros, how do you cope with knowing you will never get any affection?

>> No.21658459
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Love is for faggots
And manipulating whores
I hate all women
But I hate troons more

>> No.21658467
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anon.... I don't mind if I can't see you. Just knowing... that we share the same planet... that we see the same sun... is enough.... for my heart .... to keep beating.

>> No.21658474

>>21658425
>be me
>be single
>have warm fantasies about domestic life with a woman
>makes me feel warm and happy
>be completely sure I am gonna make it because I am a reasonably attractive, quite masculine, kind-hearted, funny and charming man
Yep, it's all gonna be alright.

>> No.21658484

>>21658474
>quite masculine
everything else about your post points to the contrary

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>> No.21658505
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>>21658425
Previous years my family would buy each other chocolates, but this year it was day like any other. The only chocolate was the kinder surprise egg I bought myself. Got a gorilla in it, which was a nice surprise.

>> No.21658508

>>21658484
How so? Daydreaming not allowed for manly men?

>> No.21658521

>>21658508
Yeah. Men do not daydream- no- men do not even think. Thinking, reflection, introspection, all of these are feminine traits unfit for a man. Men do not ponder, they act. The true man acts solely, he is an unthinking actor of his every impulse.

>> No.21658524

>>21658521
or just sits in mental silence

>> No.21658625

>>21658521
Actually no, it’s women who cannot have introspection, not the other way around

>> No.21658638

>>21658521
>Men do not ponder
You mean to tell me you don't have an orb?
ngmi

>> No.21658701

>>21658508
you sound like a fanny is why

>> No.21658757

>>21658425
Bros I love my gf so much

>> No.21658849

A woman to love is like death. No man with some spirit left in him doesn't want it. If you cannot fall in love you're either deeply deluded or you might as well not be alive. I know that women are vile, and they give nothing but pain, but love needs to go somewhere. Perhaps I choose always the worst fucking women that make me suffer the most because I've got too much love to give. It's just part of being a man. You have to suffer this horrible heart-rending shit, and quietly too, without tears, to be a man. It's easy to kill, but anyone can kill. One just needs to be in the right spot and he becomes a killer. But love is a slow burning death that you take upon yourself. Only a man can take it.

>> No.21658901

>>21658505
I like gorillas and i cant exactly express why.They still throw poop in captivity and do wild stuff, but they somehow seem calmer than other simians.Like they understand their power

>> No.21658929

>>21658901
all animals go insane in captivity
gorillas are the most peaceful among great apes

>> No.21658936

>>21658849
If lesbian teenage girls can do it, so can you.

>> No.21658944

>>21658487
*continues to have sex with prostitutes on camera at the ripe age of 72*

>> No.21658966

>>21658936
Lesbians don't exist. Lesbians are just insane women who are lesbian as a made up protest against men. All the lesbians I have known were either women who were very ugly and insecure and would take anyone as a lover, including a lesbian, and these literal psychopaths who hated men and felt a rush of power in the idea that they didn't need a man to be loved. So they loved these very dependent, submissive women and hated them because it was like having a dumb puppy as a lover. Women don't want a puppy to love them, they want something bigger, something like a grown up, big dog, a big snarling dog, even if it's a wounded one or a sad one, that power, that masculine potential needs to be there. A woman can't give that, and that's why lesbians always hate each other. One couple in particular I've spent some time with amazed me at how fucking sadistic one acted upon the other. It was a dynamic I've never seen anywhere else. Not even normal women are that sadistic toward men, I swear to God. Women are cruel to men, but because they know men can take it, they don't feel that joy. They're just naturally cruel. But with other women, who are fragile as they are, whose psychology they know because it's their own, they really bring out those claws and enjoy every little bit of shredding the other apart.

>> No.21658973

>>21658425
Right back at you guy. No homo.

>> No.21658974

>>21658447
Repubs are fed
Demos are Jew
Black girls are bred
By big cock with a double-u

>> No.21658978
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I read The Kreutzer Sonata today

>> No.21658989

>>21658425
I saw this on the redscare sub.

>> No.21658994

>>21658849
>Perhaps I choose always the worst fucking women that make me suffer the most
nah, they're all like that. they only differ in the particular forms of sadistic manipulation they employ

>> No.21659003

>>21658425
>make a friend
>friend gets into a relationship, romance, drama etc
>gets bored with me since they can't discuss a lot of stuff with an innexperienced virgin faggot
I'm getting old now and my khvness becomes obvious to people after some time. People stopped acting the same with me the few times they forced me to confess I was a virgin. So I started lying about it but obviously no one believes me.
It just hurts bros, at this point it's not even about a gf, it's about having friends I can relate to.

>> No.21659008

5 years ago I paid a cute girl at Starbucks 15 dollars to take a picture with me to convince my coworkers I have a girlfriend. That's about it.

>> No.21659017

>>21659003
It becomes a red flag. Why the fuck is this guy a virgin? He must be a creep weirdo, etc.

>> No.21659034

>>21658994
My first girlfriend was 7 years older than me. I was 15. I only figured out all the ways she toyed with me years later and every time I think about my history with her I wake up to new details. She was beautiful. I still think about her sometimes. A while ago I messaged her and I told her I loved her a lot. She's in her forties now.

>> No.21659036

>>21659008
holy kek now this is kino

>> No.21659056

>>21658989
Redditors are great. They always make amazing posts!

>> No.21659363

>>21658978
Yeah, that story sucks. It’s Reddit incel shit.

>> No.21659696

>>21659363
There’s nothing incel about it at all. The main character was a married man and blames male patriarchy for women being whores

>> No.21661275

>>21658425
A girl called me handsome on Valentine's Day, they weren't attractive at all but it still made me feel good about myself. All it takes to lower the male suicide rate is a couple of compliments.

>> No.21661383

>>21658625
>I AM NOT LE FEMININE YOU ARE LE FEMININE!
Holy cope.

>> No.21661394

>>21658521
Are you a femoid? Only women think that "true men" never fail and never think. It's honestly just their stupid fantasy. I dislike it, but at least it's paid for in all their suffering at their own hands, I guess.

>> No.21661427

>>21661394
>femoid
>>/r9k/

>> No.21661429

>>21661427
it seems I have humiliated myself on 4channel...

>> No.21661435

>>21661427
Uh, sorry, rotten-hole-between-legs anon. Never going to use slang from other boards ever again.

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>>21658638

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>>21658508
>pic related

>> No.21661456

someone make it with a troonjak saying "a girl like you has everything I l-ACK!"

>> No.21661706

>>21658484
>>21658508
>>21658521
>>21658524
If masculinity makes you an npc (which it doesn't) I completely reject it

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>>21658425
my girlfriend is a manipulator
her male friends even worse
I often want to terminate her
her friends, with torment I will curse

>> No.21662103

>>21658849
deeply resonating with this right now

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>> No.21664429

>>21663202
kek

>> No.21664525

>>21658521
Based and grugilled

>> No.21664528

>>21658849
The only thing I can love is death... nah, that sounds gay.

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>>21659003
We r ur frens

>> No.21664627

>>21659003
>the few times they forced me to confess I was a virgin
what the fuck?

>> No.21664687

>>21664627
Heh, It sounds so silly. Not the best choice of words.
I'm in my middle 20s in college, last year, but still at least 3-4 years older than almost everyone. Every friend will eventually ask stuff like: bro why don't you get a gf? you had gfs before. right?, dude, tell me, are you a virgin?, etc
They will keep asking stuff like that but I'm a terrible actor so I either lie a few times and they clearly see through it or I just tell them
I'm not american or anglo. You guys are probably more reserved about this stuff idk

>> No.21664699

>>21664543
I'm brown so probably not

>> No.21666326

Death will be my gf :) I will fuck death (by killing myself)

>> No.21666879

>>21658521
You’re literally thinking right now, does that make you a faggot?

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>> No.21668507

>>21658521
Swarthiest post I've ever read

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>>21664699
You on the right

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>>21658425
I can't pump