/lit/ - Literature

I got 81. Shud I kms myself?

>>21488871
95. I really am average. Works for me

>>21488871
>type in aeneid
>105
something just does not add up

>Put in the first couple paragraphs of a research paper I wrote
>172
What do? I thought I was retarded

>>21488956
ancient people were pretty stupid

>>21488871
A short example piece I did for my students in 20m came back 119. I'll take it I guess.

>>21488871
seems a little bit biased but okay

>>21488871
It's not very good at estimating. I love playing with it. I've noticed it is very affected by format and vocabulary. I generally get between 130 and 160, but I've gotten as low as 70, and as high as 193.

>>21488956
It doesn't do well with poetry or prose, in my experience. It does best with informative writing - think an essay or a non-fiction book.

>>21489418
I got 119 for my prose and 144 for my academic writing, am I a clever boy yet? Please, papa, I need my gold star.

>>21489427
Yes, lad. *tossles your hair gently* That'll do.

>>21489435
And yet, I have not earned a gold star, thus the hair tossle is one of pity... I have brought us all shame.

>>21489440
I just wrote this random crap to try and get as low a score as I could, but it can't even grade it apparently, lol.

>Do it be like a big thing or little? Can we get it? Or no? I had a one like it before. Wish I had it again. She took one one time. This little girl did. A big one, brown, and gave it to me. Did you see one like that? Like a little brown one or no? I think you did. I know you did. Tell me about it? What if we like ask her to get us one? She have money for that? I don't know. If we get one, I want it. No sharing. See? I told you she would do it. How about now? Not another one. What it be like this time? Do it see through or do it be like a dark? His was seen through. I saw it myself. Up on round hill, cats come up through the windows. Looks at you like that. Wants to nuzzle on you. Something. He she been seen on them hills. Welcomes peoples. Does you ever go? To them hills? I has done.

>>21489479
Still more literate than half of my students. Your post even knows when to use the big letters instead of the little ones.

>>21489496
Crap. I have to dumb it down more, lol.

>>21488966
First of all, you share an excerpt here, or a screenshot. Then you give me a list of three off-the-beaten-path books to read.

>>21488871
>The algorithm cleans up the inputted text and then attempts to analyze the quality of the vocabulary used.
Whoever made this should have been bullied more in school.

I pasted a random excerpt from my BJJ journal and it estimated by IQ to be 141. cya brainlets

The beginning of a Wikipedia article

I just banged this out and didn't even reread it. I just tried to sound like David Bentley Hart.

>156, exceptionally gifted

>>21490698
Very nice. Consistent. It gave a similar result to a random post of mine I threw in.

>>21488871
>151
I figured out how dumb it is.

>>21490752
It said I was a genius despite a typo I just saw. Oh well.

>>21490752
You ain't seen nothing yet. I wasn't sure I wanted to share this one - it's too good.

An old post of mine I wrote for fun for a thread I can't remember.

>>21488871
>anon makes a post with only a link
>doesn't elaborate on the purpose of his post
>doesn't explain what the link is for
>responses are all using the link in exactly the way this faggot intended
consciousness was wasted on humanity.

>>21490825
On you, in particular.

>>21490827
based and baseless insult pilled

>>21490821
It thought you were James Joyce drunkenly writing a passage of Finnegan's Wake.

>>21490830
Haha! It interestingly preferred nunneries to be spelled with a -y rather than an -ies. For every nunnery spelled with y, it gave me two additional IQ points. I wondered if it assumed the antique spelling meant a person who was better read.

>>21489254
Dear, Mr. Nigger author. Can you please post the maniscript to your work?

>>21488871
I got a 120 with this paragraph different paragraphs ranged from 105-111 the trick is to use long sentences

1.4 So into this heated mix of local politics violence and destruction Mr.Dion decides to
publicly complain about his bosses job performance cracking down on crime & criminals across
the USA but somehow overlooking the critical problems here in WA state. Seriously what
exactly is Mr.Dion trying to accomplish here ? Support these troublemakers running around
shooting people fire bombing everything stabbing robbing raping people ? Why isn't Mr.Dion
focused on these people & problems here in WA state instead of high level WA DC politics ?
Is he angling for publicity before retiring to campaign for public office ? Is he 1 of those
Soros funded DAs that releases all the criminals without bail or jail time ? The term to
describe this total b.s. is "accelerationism" something about destroying USA society to
usher in a new better utopia. Seriously fuck that shit to hell. I voted for TRUMP and like
what he and his appointees are doing. You deep state back benchers keep trying to sabotage
productive efforts to improve things - that's another fuck that shit to hell pal. Elections
have consequences and the same people that voted for zerobama saw what he did and then voted
for TRUMP. Yes of course I realize this same crap will happen again when the majority
opinion changes but still this ethics violation is independent of ruling party because the
active judiciary is not to engage in influencing public opinion.

>>21488927
>>21488956
>>21489254
>>21490698
>>21490722
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>>21490821
all these fake and gay I typed them into that website and scores ranged from 55 (severaly retarded) all they way up to 75 (moderately retarded)

>>21488871
I tried my computer resume and ima genius 142 top kek

June 2000 - Nov 2000, Microsoft. Contractor using SQL Server 2000
for database development and support of e-commerce website.
Design/change/test tables and stored procedures, data migration,
imports/exports using XML. Finished development of prototype
service in TSQL for publish/subscribe to integrate applications.
Sept 1998 - April 2000, Microsoft. Contractor using Windows NT, VC++,
COM/ATL, Win32 API, ADO/SQL Server. Developed object-oriented
wrapper for relational database schema for e-commerce project
using 3-tier architecture. Models business partners, trading
agreements, communication protocols. Uses XML for import/export
between client/server side objects, TSQL for queries, stored
procedures, server cursors, timestamps, constraints.
April 1997 - August 1998, Active Voice. Contractor using Windows NT,
VC++, ODBC/SQL Server/Access, COM/ATL, Win32 API, Crystal Reports.
Developed a flexible reporting subsystem and reports for a large
computer telephony platform. Features included API for adding new
reports, data logger, multiple CPUs, generic APIs. Work included
prototypes, data modeling, table design, design documents, GUI
test drivers, localization, training.

>>21491212
Judging by your post, which doesn't have a single comma or period, you probably didn't even type them correctly.

>>21488871
The Future is jewish it seems.

Can someone actually find a paragraph that could hit somewhere below 80? It's clear that this is a circle jerk of a bunch of nerds who read books a lot.

>>21491709
from /b/

>>21491709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tfOAPxbGOE the writer is a black anon from /a/

>>21489254
Holy fucking shit you got the text of that novella????? please post it good sir I beg you please I waited for long.

>>21490576
Shockingly good for the average Wikipedia editor

>>21490698
>god is above logic and reason
>now let me explain with “logic” why he exists and what he wants us to do

>>21491569
ok grammar nazi kek

>>21488871
:^)

>>21491736
Eat shit, propagandist.

>>21491212
You're full of shit. KYS

I'm getting no more than 110, and most often around 80. I can't imagine this is meant to analyze actual IQ but just comprehensibility.
Maybe that's why scientists who are incapable of writing anything coherent score so high.

>>21492822
Well of course the 80 readings are wrong. I used to take care of guys sub 70 - keep them from hearting themselves and one another, and a few were right at 70 or so. None of them nor someone just barely higher would be using an IQ estimator in the first place. I doubt an 80IQ could really even comprehend the value measure.

Well of course the 80 readings are wrong. I used to take care of guys sub 70 - keep them from hurting themselves and one another, and a few were right at 70. None of them, nor someone just barely higher would be using an IQ estimator in the first place. I doubt an 80IQ could really even comprehend the value measure.

Fr Fr you niggers are anitidisestablishmentarianism. Like how can a paleontoligist be so flabbergasted. On God get these mongoloid shiteating smoothbrains off my origami and papercraft board. Dilate and seethe more you tranny freaks.

I got 152. See you later, brainlets.

>>21492874
Hilarious, but that's average at this point. I want to see someone break 200.

>paleontoligist

Yo, check it.

>>21493138
Interesting. What do you think it's attributing the intelligence to? Syntax?

>>21493219
>attributing

affirmative action kek

>>21493917
ESL-kun, I...

>>21493917
Boring answer.
>>21494170
It isn't capable of handling poetry, anon.

>>21493219
I believe it is at least related to size of vocabulary and possibly infrequently used words. Syntax doesn't appear to make a difference.

>>21495301
After testing, I'm might not be quite right. I tested strings of long words from the dictionary, but received errors. I put in Finnegan's Wake because of the neologisms and received results of borderline retardation lol.

>>21495354
Lol, so interesting! I'd like to crack this thing fully. It would be amusing to see what can consistently churn out 200+ scores.

>>21493219
>>21488966
>>21489479
This test is useless and doesn't tell you anything with accuracy.