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Is Prince Harry really Charles' son? Did Prince William really knock him out?? How many previous partners has Meghan had??? Discover the answers to all these questions on January 10th inside of Prince Harry's upcoming memoir SPARE at a reduced price at your local bookstore!

"I have killed 25 people." - Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

>> No.21482801
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doesn't this guy have autism like me?

>> No.21482809

>>21482776
he's the son of that one guy diane had an affair with. forgot who it was, but if you compare them side by side there's no mistake.

>> No.21482826

>>21482809
The gardener.

>> No.21482838

>>21482826
right, that's who it was. I was torn between the gardner and the stable-hand, but both were such a cliché that I hesitated.

>> No.21483193

>>21482809
But he looks like Charles

>> No.21483199

Why don't this nigga got a last name? White people on some other shit fr.

>> No.21483242

>>21483199
Since he stepped down from royal duties, he can use Mountbatten Windsor as his last name.

>> No.21483461

>>21483199
Saxe-Coburg Gotha

>> No.21483477
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>“I suspected he was referring to my recent loss of virginity, a humiliating episode with an older woman who liked macho horses and who treated me like a young stallion. I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and sent me away."

>> No.21483498

>>21482776
What?

>> No.21483503

>>21483477
Is this an actual quote from the book? A simple yes and I'll believe.

>> No.21483563

>>21483503
Yes

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2023/01/05/prince-harry-lost-virginity-older-woman-field-reveals-book/

>> No.21483668

The royals are such shite. Every single one of them.

>> No.21483783

>>21482776
Makes me feel good about myself. Imagine fucking up such an easy life.

>> No.21483797

>>21482776
Nah bro, SPARE me. Enjoy your disgusting Weinstein castoffs.

>> No.21484207

>>21482776
the marketing for this shitfest is on every book site i go from my country. fucking annoying, norfs do not want to deal with him, why would other countries care lmao. bro his wife is naked on the web man baka fr fr no cap

>> No.21484219

>>21483477
>ass
he's truly lost

>> No.21484262

How much weed do you think Harry is smoking in California?

>> No.21484277

>>21482776
>Is Prince Harry really Charles' son?
No
>Did Prince William really knock him out?
I genuinely hope so
>How many previous partners has Meghan had?
Too numerous to count.
>Reading SPARE
Nah

>> No.21484285

Imagine getting bodied by William. Even if it were true I wouldn't tell anyone out of shame.
It'd be like losing an arm wrestling competition to Alain de Botton.

>> No.21485510

>>21482776
Please SPARE me the trite insipid thoughts of this pampered dilettante .

>> No.21485563

>>21483477
Kek, why would you write this?

>> No.21485575

>>21485563
Harry wrote it. Before I googled it I would've sworn it was a bit of dialogue from Toast of London.

>> No.21485582

>>21483199
Properly he doesn't even have a name, the title the Duke of Sussex replaces the name, like how Arthur Wellesley became Duke of Wellington, or just Wellington in ordinary dispatches.

>> No.21485620

>Prince Harry candidly spoke about his penis becoming 'frost nipped' during his trip to the North Pole and shut down rumours that he is uncircumcised in his autobiography 'Spare'.

>> No.21485776
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21485776

Imagine taking a prince's virginity. This is so hot.

>> No.21487261

>>21483477
Based

>> No.21487871

bump

>> No.21487886

>>21482809
that's bullshit, he looks much more like Charles, has that unmistakable english physiognomy.

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>>21483477
>I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and sent me away.
I'm laughing so hard lads. This is proper entertainment

>> No.21488219

>>21485575
The book's ghostwritten. Despite having the best education on the planet and the opportunity of private tutoring from the greatest writers, as well as all the time he could possible need, he's still useless. And his behaviour I think is shocking. As I now know this much about his life now, I believe that chavs are not made, but born. I don't understand how one can fall this low.

>> No.21488226

>>21482809
He was already born when Diana had an affair with that guy.