/lit/ - Literature

try stuffing a paperback down the front of your pants?

You should try using a hardcover to beat them into submission.

>>2144996
maybe your friend shouldn't lick random chicks assholes?

that depends, are you looking for a quick suck and possibly some intercourse or something a little more stylish and sophisticated - perhaps to induce a potential ménage à trois?

Roissy's blog's p funny in a mysogynistic way.
heartiste.wordpress.com

You don't need a book for that, you can find girl's pants at most clothing stores

>>2145009
You're a fucking faggot in a v. gay way.

http://pandora.nla.gov.au/nph-arch/1999/Z1999-Aug-12/http://www.tism.org/liter.html

Much better to use a funnel placed into an asshole, and the 2nd whore pukes into it. After the ass is filled with puke, a cock then fucks it until the pressure is all built up. After the Asshole has been fucked hard enough, the cock is pulled out and the Anal cannon explodes! To top it all off, ass to mouth occurs, with both ladies licking off the fresh mix of vomit and ass for the ultimate pick up technique!

>>2145016
Hey, OP's basically asking for PUA literature. Don't act surprised when the gay starts issuing forth.

Anyway, The Mystery Method is usually cited as foundational in the "field" (cough), but be aware that the flaming homosexual on the left is the author, and that things have developed quite a way since his time.

>>2145015
Hahahaha! Oh you!

>>2145025
I think the point ITT is not to use whores

>>2145027

OP here, I am in fact not requesting so called 'pick up' literature. Although I do enjoy having a laugh at some of the pieces these self proclaimed PUAs have posted on their bloggy blogs, I don't really respect any advice they pretend to have for me. As obvious to the reader with an average english comprehension skills, I am attempting to acquire lines from poetry, novels, usw. that will be useful when attempting the 'close'

>>2145039
Just tell her you like Nicholas Sparks

>>2145015

>>2145039
What about waving your 10" cock with nonchalance?

>>2145049
That should get her attention.

Twilight, Harry Potter, Anita Blake, Legally Blonde, etc.

>>2145049
Yep, I think that'll do the trick

>>2145039

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."

>>2145057

hey congratulations you have posted the first real response

Bitches like Nabokov and Judith Butler. Mention that and the Smiths or something and she'll think you're the type of guy that would be with the type of girl she wants other people to think she is. Kinda makes you retch doesn't it?

>>2145064

you are an empty husk irl

>>2145065
But on the internet he's a full husk? Huh?

Jane Austen and the Brontë family. Ladies eat that shit up

>>2145065
Hey, I said it made me retch!!

>>2145065
because any guy trying to game chicks is a complete person?

>/lit/ - Relationship Advice
We read to read, sir, not to get pussy.

>>2145089

people should just like the things they like and not say they like things they don't like or don't like the things they do like

>>2145098
What if you like these things, but you choose to mention them out of a universe of other things you like because you know it will increase your odds of getting your dick wet?

>>2145106

that's fine

>>2145098
>>2145089
>>2145065
The problem is people who think they can judge a person by the stuff they like. If you like someone because they like the same stupid crap you like, then you don't really like them, you like an idea of them; you want a girl who'd be with the kind of guy you want other people to think you are. In this case, you suffer from narcissism and I have sympathy for you, but this doesn't mean I'm not going to play with your pathology.

Twas it Lord, George Gordon Byron? For he is my favorite romantic poet... When we two parted, half broken hearted to sever for years..., or the always tearful Script On a Mount to a Newfoundland Dog?

His rank is followed closely by Keats. Have you read Ode to a Graecian Urn? When I Have Fears I Will Cease To Be?

Ya, as soon as I drop any of that stuff on women, they quickly find me strange an depart. Ja' boy is pulling your leg.

>>2145141
Blake is the best

>>2145145
concur

but Yeats is even better

>>2145120

>>The problem is people who think they can judge a person by the stuff they like. If you like someone because they like the same stupid crap you like, then you don't really like them, you like an idea of them; you want a girl who'd be with the kind of guy you want other people to think you are. In this case, you suffer from narcissism and I have sympathy for you, but this doesn't mean I'm not going to play with your pathology.

Toot true. I dated a girl that had all the same interests as me, liked the same shows, books, movies, etc. and we got along well, but she wasn't as dedicated to the relationship as me. The girl after her was much different, into way different stuff, and we were totally into each other and willing to work through anything.

I used to think I could judge people by what they liked, but I've met too many people and learned their interests to think this is true anymore. It's like the dinner party in High Fidelity when he looks at the couples records and realizes these people he likes like terrible music. Our tastes don't = us.

>>2145141
>>2145057

hey congratulations, in typical /lit/ fashion, only two of the posters in this thread have stated anything remotely helpful

>>2145161
Don't like Yeast.

>>2145141
maybe not most chicks, but I can see some "hip art gallery" types totally eating that shit up if you play it off well.

>>2145320
No bread without it.

>>2145313

Helpful toward what? Getting into girls' pants using lit? Good luck. First, no one gives a shit about how much you read. You need to write. Or paint. Create somehow. Critics are great and all but they don't get laid.

Shit girl logic goes artistic prowess = sexual prowess.

If you think just quoting poetry will work, stick with 19th century romantics. Whitman, Poe, Byron, Shelley, Keats. They're a bunch of beautiful bleeding hearts that chicks dig.

>>2145328
Or beer.

John Irving. Or more specifically, A Prayer for Owen Meany. One of his worst books, unfortunately, but women love it.

>>2145334
Or Sasha Grey

>>2145457
Or should I say... ANAL CANNON GIRL?

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Here's ops problem , he's a nerd. Op, stop trying to use big words, girls hate that shit. Don't be eloquent, take this quote from Flaubert, paraphrased, To be happy, you got to be stupid, selfish and have good health.