/lit/ - Literature

>>21445222
>awkwardly walks around her

>>21445222
Just trip over her.

>>21445222
Stomp on her ankles

>>21445222
baka "Should've wore timbs"

>>21445222
Bowl of eggs

>>21445222
"sweety, that is not how you read literature. Step away please"

>>21445227
lol this. I'd say something if she were reading a book I'd read probably

>>21445222
>Excuse me, dear lady, how much for the pound of sex?

>>21445222
found a girl like this in the library jerking off on chaturbate

>>21445222
*rape*

Sit down next to her and watch her get up with a look of disgust. But you gotta move fast afterwards because she'll be back with cops saying you raped her.

I hate women and minorities.

Buy my copy of Across The River and Into The Trees, and leave.

Seeing an attractive woman and thinking "HOLY SHIT I GOTTA TALK TO HER" Is lame and if you think like this you probably have autism.

Cold Approaching girls rarely works bros, 99% of the guys who attempt it come off as weird and cringe.

>>21445222
Ask her to move.

>>21445222
Crop dust her with a gnarly ass-ripper.

How come when you flipped the page you didn't look at the left but the right page

>>21445222
wow op is that the same model they used for the halal truck ad?

Trip over her and sue her and the bookstore for the life-threatening injuries (twisted ankle, bruised forearm) I received.

>>21445222
>excuse me I
>uh, I uh
>*farts*
>I see um
>*voice trembles*
>those books, I um
>*poops pants*
>s-sorry
>*walks away, begins weeping*

>>21446524
>read this as her talking to me

Pull out my comically huge megaphone that I had in my pocket and yell "Step away from the books ma'am, you are endangering your fragile female brain, women are not meant to read!" Somehow there are police sirens and lights as well.

>>21445889
The one thing that needs to be done.

>>21445222
..Why do people do this? If you like the book then buy it. If the book is that intriguing and you must read it, then do it standing up.

Well I would stand there and then walk back through another aisle to where I want to go

>>21445222
Autist here, step aside normalfags;
>walk up to her
>hey you mind, I want to check that shelf
>autistically read every single title and pull out anything that looks interesting
>systematically do this for every single shelf
>carry the books in my hand until I have about 20 which is my limit for carrying books
>make a stack within eyesight and continue my search of the bookstore
>buy a small crate of books
>go home, read half of one
>then read 3 volumes of light novel and call it a night
>wind up never going back to the rest of the books I bought
>go to a new bookstore next week

>>21446994
Sounds more like mental retardation than autism.

>>21445222
"Excuse me miss, you're in the fucking way."

>>21445222
hey hey hey...
this is library

>>21445222
Kiss her blushing cheeks

>>21447934
"Miss me excuse the way you're fucking"

>>21445222
Call her a whore, ask for number, say I'm an incel, call her a whore again, leave.

>>21445253
why are you doing this?