/lit/ - Literature

>>21393732
Pynchon was on here but I would tell him to accept Christ and repent every time he posted so then I think he left.

>>21393747
Harsh but fair.

>>21393732
>it's real

My favorite part is the subtext created by the missing 'dilate'.

>>21393811
btw Mommy Rowling if you read this i want you to sit on my face and peg me !!! xoxo kisses

>>21393818
lol, but I think we're all with you on at least half of that.

>>21393732
Does Lewis Woolston count as a famous writer?

mnm-dr, mike ma, ogden nesmer, tao lin, and BAP.

Taolin
F. Gardner
J. Evola
Me

Quan Millz

>>21393732
Holy shit, it's fucking real and she was responding to a tranny!

>>21393732
Fucking kek. I'd love to be JK's special little boy in her English country house that we secretly fuck and read literature in come onnn she's an English billionaire you just know that what she's like.

>>21393747
Wasn't he schizo posting about Shakespeare being Breakspear?

>>21394462
>that tranny
Ew, yuck!

>>21394462
Not it's not
>>21393732
Not real

>>21393768
Harsh? No, no man loves Pynchon more than this Anon. Assuming this is true.

>>21394599
The tranny is a troll account that makes fun of gender ideologues.
>>21394627
>https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1603815823289614336
Cope and seethe.

>>21393732
lol 4chan lingo has been picked up by mainstream internet culture for at least 7-8 years now
Rowling does not lurk here

Probably Tao Lin though at some point in his life has been on this board

>>21394644
Where are you my nubian queen?

>>21394462
>>21393732
I love the idea Hogmommy Rowling is living a life where there are evening chairs and morning chairs, and they are swapped for her at her leisure. As it should be.

>>21393732
Does Lewis Woolston count as a famous writer?

>>21393732
You mean “cope” and “seethe”?
That’s re**it speak. Everyone uses it. Same as “ya’ll

>>21394644
Can you fags stop greentexting urls

>>21393732
Wtf is the context for this?

>>21394462
I don’t understand what chairs is referencing so they just seem terminally online and unhinged.

>>21393747
>In his article, Siegel reveals that Pynchon had a complex about his teeth and underwent extensive and painful reconstructive surgery, was nicknamed "Tom" at Cornell and attended Mass diligently, acted as best man at Siegel's wedding, and that he later also had an affair with Siegel's wife.

>>21393732
I wish that tweet was real.

>>21393732
Me (I’m a future acclaimed writer but no one knows me yet just give it 5 years or so)

>>21395215
No.
>>21395242
>https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1603815823289614336
Thanks for proving that the denial of reality is central to being a tranny.
>>21395222
Congratulations, you're 50% of the way there.

Dang imagine if there was a /lit/ meetup where she came and we all dogged her in the back lot lol

>>21393732
I sincerely believe every celebrity born in Gen Y and later knows about 4chan by this point. Ryan Murphy and some SNL writers are obsessed and seethe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLK2YYxerKQ
(Was going to link the SNL 'Mellen' sketch but it seems to have been removed)
https://youtu.be/m7ZuffBrloo?t=715
Another show:
https://youtu.be/4Ut73yO4Jto?t=122
Nick Fuentes mentioned the site in front of Kanye and he didn't bother to ask what the hell Nick was talking about.
I think there was a reference to 4chan in the Scream series or some other shitty horror show.
But to be specific
>It's rumored Jim Carrey stopped by /tv/
>Dane Dehaan did an ama on /tv/
>Lorde might've posted music on /mu/ before she was Lorde
>Taylor Swift
>Elon posting pepes and wojaks all the time on twitter
>Trevor Moore (RIP)
>The twitch chat in The Batman was 4chanish
tl;dr everyone has browsed.

>>21395240
that guy made it up though, right? pynchon still clearly has the giant front teeth in that one paparazzi photo, so i assume the rest of it is also bullshit.

>>21395393
>clearly has the giant front teeth in that one paparazzi photo,
The one I'm posting? This isn't a real picture. It's based on his yearbook picture; a photoshop of what he's supposed to look like.
https://www.vulture.com/2013/08/thomas-pynchon-bleeding-edge.html

F Gardner

>>21395387
on the other hand, chloe graze moretz apparently only learned that people think her body looks ridiculous from seeing family guy memes on twitter and was unfamiliar with years and years of pablo posting on /tv/

>>21395409
no, i'm talking about this. it's a little hard to tell but i'm pretty sure he still has the big choppers here.

>>21395417
Idk man I really can't tell, but just because he underwent surgery doesn't mean it went well. Jules was at Cornell with him and there have been no disputes he was lying about knowing the Pynchon. Siegel knew Bob Dylan and Brian Wilson too, and I don't think they ever argued anything he wrote about them.

Why? Which part bothers you? The mass or the affair? Siegel could be lying. Who knows? I found the info on Pynchon's wikipedia page so take it how you will.

She probably browses POL, not this retarded board lol
>b-b-but its about books and she wrote books
lol

>>21395413
I think she's beautiful. Even more so now then when she came to fame. She was adorable then. She's womanly now.

>>21395442
i understand that he really knew pynchon, but the whole tone of his playboy article makes me think it's somewhere between half-fiction and total fiction. the question to me is whether siegel was seething about pynchon's fame and trying to leech off of it or whether the article was a joke that pynchon himself was in on. either way i don't buy it as an accurate biographical source. like, look at this:

>[Pynchon] dared [Siegel's wife] to take off her blouse right there. She did. A passing truck hooted its horn in lewd applause.
isn't that a scene from gravity's rainbow? with jessica? and the next sentence
>He loved her Shirley Temple impersonations—On the Good Ship Lollipop sung and danced like a kid at a birthday party.
isn't THAT a scene from gravity's rainbow? bianca doing shirley temple impersonations during the ship orgy?

and then there's a bit about pynchon having a rocket toy on his desk that siegel keeps breaking and other shit like that. it all seems to be references to his writing, placed there either as a joke or to imply that siegel and his wife were crucial inspirations for a famous novel. either way, it all rings extremely false to me, even without looking at the paparazzi photo and seeing his mouth still look the same despite siegel claiming he got extensive dental surgery.

>>21395240
Catholics are weird. I recall Donna Tartt shitting on Christianity in one of her books

>>21395471
>Even more so now then when she came to fame
i hope for your sake you only say shit like that anonymously because people will 100% figure out you're a pedophile

>>21395549
...I'm not though. Everyone thought she was adorable - why do you think she got lead roles?

>>21395527
>the question to me is whether siegel was seething about pynchon's fame and trying to leech off
The dude knew Bob Dylan. So Idk about that.

>[Pynchon] dared [Siegel's wife] to take off her blouse right there. She did. A passing truck hooted its horn in lewd applause.
Could be fiction. Could be real. I have no idea. Wikipedia can be bullshit, so believe it or not based on how you feel. It could be some of those things happened and inspired the book, or it's some joke.

>>21395527
Write what you know

She doesn’t browse she just hangs out with terfs that interact with internet dissident people and their spaces on the down low

>>21393732
Pewdiepie.

>>21395413
Bro, no one would ever admit to knowing about this place. Have you seen /pol/?

>>21395471
>I think she's beautiful.
No. She's the mid-range of average at best. She isn't as ugly as people say but everyone expected her to be hot when she grew up so she bears the weight of that.

>>21395567
lmao try saying "i think chloe graze moretz is just as beautiful now as when she was 12" in a social setting and seeing how that gets interpreted. people can tell. for your own safety you should just keep your mouth shut on the attractiveness of children

>>21395721
That's literally not what I said. You need to read more closely. You're the pervert here.

>>21393732
This is the result of the /pol/ and terf alliance.
4chan is avantgarde.

>>21394462
Literally what does the chairs thing mean? This person sounds insane.

>>21394648
I think you’d be surprised at the people who’ve at least visited and lurked this website.

>>21395387
Hobby boards being an exception because there is genuinely not another place online to discuss hobbies like literature that isn’t terrible, most 4channel stuff gets filtered and circulated on Twitter or TikTok and that’s where people are exposed to it.

>>21395748
Ywnbaw

>>21393732
Taytay

>>21395279
that's impossible because you're an incel

>>21393732
If a celebrity lurks here, I hope they are at least watching for an anon publication worth giving some publicity

Mrs. Rowling, if you read this, you should create an extended Potter universe based on Celtic mythology and druidism

If Rowling's here, she needs to tell everyone she made up the part about Dumbledore being gay after the face, because she wanted to score points. No one's forgotten that nonsense.

>>21397340
Anon, don't be silly, only trannies suck

>>21397312
that makes no logical sense, retard

>>21395387
The CBS show ‘Evil’ referred to the 4chan users as “pedophile necrophiliacs” or something similar in season 1

>>21396113
It has something to do with the fact a tranny had a meltdown and pulled a bunch of chairs out from under elderly people and threw them. The derangement is kind of funny but the main part is Rowling telling a tranny account to cope/seethe.