/lit/ - Literature

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the women.

>>21269312
Next assignment. Explain your plan to go about conducting these actions in under 100 words

AUGH FUCK mmm

Oh yeah mmmff kkk

OH FUCK
yeah thats the spot right there baby
fuck me in my pussy fuck thats good keep going
keep going keep going keep going keep going
AH

>>21269288
teenage pussy

>>21269324
Next assignment. Explain your plan to engage in the making of these noises with the implied partner and not by yourself, in under 100 words

>>21269326
Next assignment
Explain your intentions for acquiring this, and provide some verifiable information about yourself, in under 100 words

>>21269312
Sound gay.

>>21269318
How bout I start with crushing you? There won't be any lamentations to hear though because you're a 100 % woman repellant.

>>21269288
To have a few true good friends and to take a walk on a dim foggy silent afternoon after it has just finished raining and everything is still dripping

>>21269332
it's not up to me

>>21269354
But this is 4chan, you can't find me using this. Surely there's others you could crush, or at least start with.
You're saying your purpose in life is to crush people, and then saying you'll "start with me" implying you've never crushed anybody before, the precursor to hearing the lamentations of their women.
Frankly you seem to be rather behind and ill need a more concrete plan before you can move forward to round 3

>>21269364
Very well lad
>>21269365
Course it is. What's stopping you?

>>21269375
>Course it is. What's stopping you?
ah shit my bad, lemme get my La-Z-Boy fucktoy maker up and running and we're all square

So far we have
1. A man who wishes to crush other men, but has never crushed anybody, and proceeded to threaten to crush somebody on 4chan
2. A man who wishes to have sex but is incapable of doing so for some reason
3. A man who wishes to aquire the genitals of pubescent girls, who fled the scene
4. A man who wishes to go for walks (current winner, as he has likely done so)
I expect more from the finest literary minds of this age. Surely somebody knows what is best in life

>>21269288

To find inner peace, which can only be found through the teachings of Jesus Christ.

>>21269406
Have you succeeded? If so, explain how in under 100 words
>>21269405
Are you in love wirh the individual depicted in this image, or is the image simply an unrelated backdrop to the text?

>>21269404
in under 100 words why do you want people to write in under 100 words

>>21269413
No no, she’s just a plucky character from a show where her optimism and love saves the day

>>21269419
It makes it lit related. As opposed to just asking questions, I'm giving writing assignments.
Figured this board may have the answer

>>21269421
So then it is love. Have you found it?
If so, explain the process and how it feels in under 100 words

>>21269424
>Figured this board may have the answer
you dont want the answer is the answer, you want the struggle of the inquiry without the resolution

>>21269430
This line of questioning is over, any further accusations of wasting time and human energy will be met with silence, denial, or counteraccusaion

>>21269434
>This line of questioning is over, any further accusations of wasting time and human energy will be met with silence, denial, or counteraccusaion

>>21269434
"nigger"

>>21269413
>Have you succeeded? If so, explain how in under 100 words
It takes 10-15 minutes a day to read and reflect on the daily readings of the church and will improve your life significantly.

>>21269479
The catholic church?
They have a daily reading list?

>>21269427
It is within you

>>21269288
sitting really comfortable, reading a book and haivng a state of falling asleep with your eyes open while getting all informations on the book and having inner peace

children laughing, the warm embrace of a partner for life, and the fellowship of good friends and close family. the holy spirit whispering to your heart that dawn will come steadfast as ever

>>21269485
Yes there are 3 daily readings.
https://www.catholic.org/bible/daily_reading/

>>21269352
It is kinda gay.

>>21269288
I feel as though this should be an easy question to answer. Yet it is not, at least for me. I have some ideas which one could consider to be the best in life, but I have not experienced any of them so I cannot tell for sure. Sex. Success. Inner peace. Murder.
What I want is just a feeling of ultimate catharsis, for lack of better words. I suppose that is what is best for me. It's a very vague. The best way I could describe it is to experience a moment of absolute certainty and release.

Peace of mind
How?
Leave this crappy thread.

>>21269783
Good luck bud

>>21269288
sleeping, masturbation and solitude

>>21269288
What a bad question, no wonder it gets bad answers. No fault of OP, since this is a pretty common question that leads to a lot of confusion for people every day, but we need much more information. Best by what metric? Most pleasurable? Most moral? Most valuable? And then you have to define any one of those things. Without any of that information, you may as well just ask, “what’s your favorite thing?” and so most of the respondents answered that way.
>>21269783
You’re the only one who made enough of an attempt at answering to get confused by the question, congratulations.

>>21269288
For me the greatest satisfaction in life comes from sitting down on a frosty Autumn evening and once again beginning yet another journey into the familiar world of Skyrim. I will remove draugr from their dungeons, I shall rescue Talos worshippers from the iron oppression of the Thalmor, and I will help the Stormcloak rebels overthrow Tullius and remove the Greyskins from our beautiful Capital of Windhelm once and for all. By Akatosh, I will remove the Clan Volkihar bloodsuckers once more, crossbow in hand, and Make Skyrim Safe Again. I cannot wait.

93 words.

>>21269971
Best is best, no need for metrics.
If pleasure is best, something pleasurable
If moral is best, something moral
Its really up to you, there can only be one thing that is best. You could also say it's your favorite, but why wouldn't your favorite be best. You some sort of empath than thinks your opinion is wrong?

>>21269288
Dopamine
Endorphins
Serotonin
Oxytocin

They are the only pleasures in the human experience.

>>21269987
Based.

>>21269288
To dream at night, something emotionally (aesthetically) fulfilling.......To ascend--into 'the God realm'.....To remember the things that are worth remembering. I think maybe this thread in a way is also, to me, the best this life has to offer. I will leave now, to go and smoke, and listen to music, in the very chilly 27 degrees F.

>>21269288
>open steppe
>fleet horse
>falcons at your wrist
>wind in your hair

>>21269324
>fuck me in my pussy
So you're going to look at pornography?

>>21269288
>women
I only needed one word

>>21270037
Cringe reduction of life.

>>21269288
What’s best in life is to be alive. Chronic resentment, expectation, yearning, empty food, and idleness will make the flame impossible to feel. But when realized, life is boundless and unrestricted and awaiting. There is a reality to terraform with the hammer willed to existence by every man. Feel the sun! Embrace creation and novelty! War against complacency! Listen to Promethia!

>>21269405
Damn right it is

Sitting next to my snake while drinking a dr pepper zero sugar

To have a dream where you wake up laughing

>>21269405
Yep.

What's best in life is doing fun things, but also suffering in order to realise how much of a gift this life is (life is wonderful). What's best is also to lead a noble and honest life. Being around people who love you, not letting work take too much space. And most importantly : Speaking the truth as much as you can in order to extend to others what makes life great.

>>21269318
>>21269332
>>21269346
>>21269413
>>21269427
Solid effort in trying to heard cats--I mean /lit/fags--, anon.

>>21269288
rally racing

>>21269288
Why not?

>>21269288
Pussy and beer. Simple as.

>>21269369
I COULD be wrong. I'm not entirely sure, but I THINK he might've been making a film reference there, chief.

>>21269783
Silly anon, you're talking about death aren't you?

Guys, he's talking about death, isn't he?

>>21269406
Don't forget to suck on nigger feet, that's an essential part of Christianity.

>>21269288
Health, good eyes and ears, warmth, security, love and purpose.

>>21270037
Maybe your should just kill yourself then, since you're probably just a bunch of chemicals in a flesh suit? I bet the nothingness has way more meaning than what's happening right now.

>>21270037
based
>>21273041
>>21271352

HOLY SEETHE ANON AHAHA

>>21269884
tend to agree with this

>>21269288
Cumming in a warm pussy.

In this life: "Y 2 K".

— Waking up early to snowball fight, and/or to watch "Looney Tunes", with father, or "Fox Kids" by myself; building a castle from the coverings of the sofa.

— Riding bicycles in the forest with my parents, or in the neighbourhood with my friends, from morning to evening; ending the day by playing videogames, and/or watching "Toonami", or "Nickelodeon", or a movie.

— (Potentially including the aforementoned) Crosscountry travels; spending the day at the pier, and/or the beach, with my parents, and/or my friends, the day optimally culminating with a sleepover.


https://soundcloud.com/foil_music/f012-dj-shenandoah-national-park#t=2:53

When I made this thread, I expected better.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves
I want RESULTS, DAMMNIT
and if you can't answer as simple a question as "what is best in life" than clearly you don't deserve the grand prize I was going to give the winner.
THE PRIZE HAS BEEN HALVED!!!
continue your attempts

To be warm and comfy is the best in this life.

>>21273026
I'm not talking about death. After death there is no feeling. This feeling I'm talking about might not be too different from "amor fati" as described by Nietzsche. I just want to feel that everything I've lived through had meaning and that I have some ultimate destiny which is achievable, and upon achieving such destiny I can know that my life wasn't wasted and the rest of my days will feel like I've just come home after a long day of work with nothing to worry about.
I doubt I will ever experience such a thing. Even if fate is real, then it certainly doesn't favor me, and were I try to live such life of meaning without fate it may just end up with me looking like a pathetic madman. I don't have the balls to be quixotic.

>>21273266
Why do you think it doesn't favor you? You think you are edgy and unique?

>>21273315
I'm not unique precisely because fate doesn't favor me.

>>21273328
And who does it favor?

>>21269288
impregnating east asian females

>>21269288
Eat, drink and be merry. Don't forget to work now and then.

>>21273339
Fate favors great men. They are given the opportunity to enact their great will on the world, through a combination of being in the right place at the right time and having the ability to seize such opportunity, because of acquired skills or innate talent.
Fate is different from just ordinary luck. Some men are born lucky - while they may never have their name go down in history, they are at least blessed with success and material wealth in their lifetime. Most people want to be "lucky", but I would not mind continuing to be downtrodden if it would contribute to this feeling I seek.
I don't necessarily want to be a great man, but I wonder if those such as Napoleon and Alexander and Michelangelo and Kant have come close to experiencing such feeling of meaning and catharsis as I described prior.

>>21269288
Water

>>21270037
>>21273129
Though they may have use, you never have and never will experience any of these conceptual abstractions. You experience that which is beyond language and concepts, which you then necessarily diminish by describing with the concepts of dopamine, endorphins, serotonin, and oxytocin. You probably also think for eg that "pleasure is just endorphins", failing to see that even "pleasure" is merely an abstraction that describes experience. The map is not the territory. Your experience of that which we label pleasure or love etc is not itself "pleasure" or "love" nor "endorphins" or "oxytocin", it is that ineffable referent with depths that you conceal from yourself by muddying it with abstractions that you do not and cannot experience.

>>21269404
>finest literary minds of this age
>/lit/

>>21269288
That profound unconditional peace and silence which is our always present nature, abundantly available right now if only the mind were to sink into itself and become truly quiescent for even a moment.

>>21269288
cunny

>>21269312
wasn't that from tawog?

>>21269288
The ultimate goal of life is to create a healthy stream of conflict for yourself, to maximize the pleasure of the human condition. The climb is all that matters. Too much stress and will you will become soul-crushed, overworked; too little stress and you will decay and become complacent. Meaningfulness is a cope, you can choose what's meaningful to you and what your goals are, all that matters is that there's always one more challenge to solve.

>>21269288
The best in life is whatever I'm doing right now. After all that's why I'm doing this particular thing rather than some other thing.

Being beautiful so everyone likes you and you have a great social life

>>21269783
Wrong!
>>21269579
Wrong!
>>21269312
That is good!

flagellular pastichio
rowan
rubberneckers
fraischeur
Eurabian possessingly
orbicularity
self-executing supercommentary
Hipperson
Warcrack

haulin' ass
gettin' paid

dermatodynia
miserlily
cerrado

>>21269288
Intellectually: Developing my metaphysical views (currently an existence monist, the view belonging to Parmenides and Spinoza) and seeing things in a different light.
Personally: Having a woman you can be truly vulnerable with while they also reciprocally let themselves be vulnerable towards you to the same degree.
Hedonically: Half a tab of LSD, low dose of an edible, a little bit of alcohol, a high dose of S-Isomer Ketamine, and nitrous oxide all together.

>>21275776
Personally-hedonically?!

>>21275782
Haven't had my girl go that far drug-wise. For the best.

>>21269288
A nice mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.