/lit/ - Literature

Night 16. New Facts (every 10 nights I'll post new facts)

Jesus Christ did not die on the cross. He was crucified but didn't died, instead they chopped his glans. He fled six months after his crucifixion. He was an excellent naturalist and was way ahead of his time philosophically speaking. He also didn't believed in an afterlife. Marquis De Sade also knew and left the message encrypted in one of his books, but he's now dead and nobody ever knew. I'm the only person alive on earth who knows this. My research is still ongoing.

Some facts:
> 5 of the 12 apostles are women, one is Mary Madeleine and her bf Paula is in fact Paul. St. Paul doesn't exists.
> Mary Madeleine had a daughter with John. (This is false, just found out now. This daughter is from a roman soldier called David. She had two kids, none of them is from Jesus, obviously)
> Santa Claus is this daughter (real name: Claudia), she was born indeed a Dec. 24th. This is not the birthdate of Jesus.

The FBI is monitoring and locking my threads, so, if you wanna know more just try to post and my wife will get in touch with you through them and my bitch called Daniel Chavez Moran, which is just that, my little bitch, as the FBI.

This won't get bumped but by the FBI's AI

Come on guys, do your thing.