/lit/ - Literature

>>21035331
Explain them. Some are recognizable, some I've never heard of.

Walter, Chris Dw I, Bineville, Woolston, Krake, Unreal Press? Who, and what have they written?

>>21035331
A bunch of losers whose collaboration for the Earth constitutes only in their own physical weight over it, but who are so insignificant their destruction is not even warranted.

That butters is extremely cursed

>>21035474
fixed

Would like to be on this someday

>>21035331
I don't know why I was drawn short and with a bowtie.

>>21035497
It is more flattering to be excluded from such company

Is there a wiki or sth that explains who these (a)nons are? I know some of the, but no the most. Thanks in advance

>>21035331
this should never have been made.

>>21035488
heh

>>21035488
knew exactly where to look

>>21035331
who tf are half thosep eople? ive been here for a decade and only recognize a couple. waldun has never posted here in his life. where is Q (thebookclub)?

>>21035331
This is so cute

>>21035911
I assume they are people who using pseudonyms contributed to the books we collectively made like Legacy of the Tundra or whatever. Those are the only things I could think of which these would be from.

>>21035331
>in the end, I guess the eggplant was the friends we made along the way
Nesmer what the fuck?

Eggplants don't even look like eggs

>>21035331
>No (Q)uentin
Dropped

Also who the fuck is Walter and where can I see his bussy

>>21035956
lmao

>>21035331
explain why nesmer is bebop from teenage mutant ninja turtles

Card doesn't deserve to be there

>>21035488
Butters needs to be holding her dirty panties she used to post all the time

>>21036138
No, because they're your panties

>>21036169
What? She posted a photo of her holding them, newfag

>>21036171
I'm not new, we all know you're a troll/fraud that's into scat

>>21036181
>i’m not new
>says the newfag
Lmao imagine not having browsed /lit/ since 2010-2013 at the height of butters’ narcissism where she would post pics nonstop upon request

>>21036203
Look at you. So heavily invested in your ruse

>>21036234
Damn, u seething, brah

>>21035347
Anybody got even partial answers to this yet?
And why isn't Behead All Satans guy on there?

>>21035931
It’s Sir Niggerbottom for me

>>21035347
>>21035488
Bryan wrote Shitkickers
Nesmer wrote Eggplant
Woolston wrote short story collections like The Last Free Man

>>21036354
>The Last Free Man
Collected where? Totalitarianism in the Tundra?

>>21035448
Spbp

>>21035931
Kek

>>21036437
No. He's gotten a publisher to print his own book. Down under.

>>21036548
I’ve never seen it here.

>>21035497
I wrote three goddamn books and spent $60 on banner ads and I’m still not on the damn radar.

>>21035331
Where is Rapture?

>>21036602
What book?

>>21035331
where's Frater Asemlen
cool pic tho

>>21036251
>Trying to jocky for social positioning among literal nobodies

>>21036602
>I wrote three goddamn books and spent $60 on banner ads and I’m still not on the damn radar.

Nigger, name the prime minister of Uganda. That's a real person that is important and nobody gives a flying fuck about them.

All of my shit got burned by the gestapo so I honestly don't care. It was popular with the gays. Nobody else cared. At least Neocities hasn't banned me yet. I've realized how stupid it is to try and reason with people who have little more prosocial capacity than children who are addicted to heroin.

>>21036657
I’m not him (Behead All Satans) or her (Dakota)

>Maddox
Where you a tripfag?

>>21035331
Bryan doesn't look like that.
Also, you should really picture him with his weird dungeon apartment in the background.
Poor man, I hope life isn't too cruel to him.

>>21036725
I think Ma is the only one who looks like that

>come to /lit/ again after years
>gay 10-years-out-of-date tumblr art glorifying TRIPFAGS
now i remember why i left

>>21036783
Authors. Memed books.
Butterfly didn’t need to be put in there, and I’ve asked about some of the other mystery caricatures, but only got an answer for this Woolston guy I’ve never seen before

>>21035331
Where is london frog

>>21036590
Then you must be blind because he shills it here all the time

>>21036911
Searched it. I’ve seen it once or twice.
Okay. Now what about the other four?

>>21035331
Where's cumgenius?

>>21036982
This

>>21036982
Why? For his blog?

>>21035941
not the fruit but the plant itself does

>>21036203
That's butters you're talking to. Learn to identify her typing style, it will save you time dealing with her pantyshitting retard posts.

>>21036965
Unreal Press interviewed lit authors on his youtube channel. Butterfly hasn't survived covid. (You) are suicidal for not making the list.

>>21035331
Where's Dakota Warren?

>>21036604
This among others

Gardner is fun to argue with,
Nesmer is fun in general,
I respect the grind of krake, he’s always slaving away at high volumes of prose and trying to shill,
I like unreal in general, good aesthetic sense broadly.

>>21037295
She's never pushed her poetry collection here and her fans aren't as pushy as Waldun's

>>21037311
Okay, who's Krake? What book?

>>21035941
>>21037038
The variety of eggplant that was originally the most common did look like eggs

>>21037330
*Her fans haven't read her poetry collection.
They're just fapping to her exquisite legs.

>>21037337
Faceless and ship of fuls, unreal has an interview with him.

>>21035331
Nice Tumblr art

>>21037383
>>/lit/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=krake+ship+of+fuls

Not even a cover posted.
Okay, that just leaves the three between Bryan and Waldun

>>21035331
For me it's the absolute unit Woolston

>>21037304
Well, there's a first. Never heard of you.
Behead All Satans on the other hand. I think it's the only book that pre-dates /lit/ Is that why it's excluded?

>>21035488
what changed?

>>21037346
dont forget those thighs too , my god

>>21037440
I include thighs with legs. It's when they reach the buttocks ...

>>21037439
They turned the only woman into a futanari. They can't get enough cock.

>>21037463
Butters is definitely not a woman lmao

Why is it that whenever there's a "(board) discord channel" it always has nothing to do with (board)? It reminds me of those old Hilldawg memes

>>21036251
Walter wrote some ya novel and posted about in on here a few times. People seemed to think it was good.

>>21036251
who is this ? source please anon, i already reversed image searched it, and nothing came up :(

>>21037568
Dakota Warren, poet/content creator, you'll find her on yt and insta