/lit/ - Literature

>>20967045
I’m the kinda person that doesn’t give a fuck about your data mining thread.
Back to the stacks

5 i like
Barth, Gaddis, Delillo, García, Calvino
5 i don't like
Pynchon, Joyce, Celine, Mann, Bolaño

F Gardner
JK Rowling
RC Waldun
Shakespeare
Homer

>>20967127

Dostoyevsky
Vonnegut
Houellebecq
Shakespeare
Melville

>>20967045
Baudelaire
Rimbaud
Byron
Carlyle
Mickiewicz

>>20967145
You live a boring life but long for excitement or to be a man of action

>DH Lawrence
>Hemingway
>Henry Miller
>Dostoyevsky
>Mann

>>20967163
You think a lot about the penis size of your father

Shakespeare
Tolkien
Joyce
Gene Wolfe
Lovecraft

>>20967045
Chaucer, Rimbaud, Derrida, Dickens, Moliere

>>20967186
We have the same size so it’s possible in a way

>>20967101
You wear glasses
>>20967144
You are 20ish and want to be seen as cultured. You have had an embarrassing sexual experience in some way

>>20967207
You are lying about saying you like Moliere as much as you do

>>20967045
William Blake
Dan Simmons
Ian M. Banks
Edgar Allen Poe
Clark Ashton Smith

>>20967045
Milton
Melville
Goethe
Ovid
Joyce

William Blake
Lev Shestov
Heraclitus
Vergil
Plato
>>20967501
Based beyond belief
>>20967231
>Blake
very based

>>20967045
King
Sanderson
Patterson
Martin
Clancy

>>20967199
You binge eat once a week

Shakespeare
Goethe
Dante
Virgil
Homer

>>20967231
>>20967515
Based

>Calvino
>David Ohle
>Kobo Abe
>Dennis Cooper
>Tove Jansson

Hart Crane
Walt Whitman
Emily Dickinson
Virginia Woolf
Shakespeare
>>20967144
Quiet and kind of introverted but to a somewhat normal extent
>>20967199
A nice, normal kind of guy

>>20967045
Aлeкcaндp Cepгeeвич Пyшкин
Фёдop Mихaйлoвич Дocтoeвcкий
Mихaил Юpьeвич Лepмoнтoв
Aлeкcaндp Cepгeeвич Гpибoeдoв
Лeв Hикoлaeвич Toлcтoй

>>20967213
how do you know

>>20967652
Posh by spirit but not by birth.
>>20967664
Cynical yet romantic.

Lewis Carroll
Ilya Ilf & Evgeny Petrov
Herman Melville
Mats Furberg

>>20967045
Theodore Kaczynski
Hitler
Jesus
God
George Orwell

>>20967045
Miguel de Cervantes
Lope de Vega
Francisco de Quevedo
Tirso de Molina
Luis de Góngora

Brautigan is the only author I can really call a favorite, plenty of authors I like a great deal but only Brautigan I am blind in my adoration.

>>20967045
Fiction:
Tasso
Vonnegut
Kafka
Bernhard
Homer

Non-fiction:
Spinoza
Galilei
Nietzsche
Machiavelli
Kant

>mine:
Soseki, Calvino, Bernhard, Armitage, and Ted Hughes
>>20967522
You probably recite passages mid conversation and make allusions no one else understands, kind of a pseud tbqh.
>>20967941
CIA agent
>>20967101
>>20967644
>>20967963
Based Calvino and Bernhard enjoyers, would hang out with.

Flaubert
Woolf
Bolaño
Calvino
Hamsun

>>20967520
You are my aunt. You drink wine and look at my report card, and your sad because I have a B in history. You crumble it up, but I’m too scared to tell you I need you to sign it. You stand up and go upstairs to think about this, this imperfect thing I am.

Albee
Pynchon
Dellilo
Dumas
Faulkner

>>20967045
I don't know, 5 isn't enough.

Shakespeare
Descartes
Strindberg
Beauvoir
Clarice Lispector
>>20967941
Some kind of repressed homossexual.
>>20967522
You didn't had a father figure while growing up.
>>20967501
One of those dark academia types.

>>20968174
Repressed??

Faulkner
McCarthy
Hemingway
Emerson
Tolstoy

>>20968183
restrained, inhibited, or oppressed

>>20967522
You have taken some sort of world literature class that got you into reading. You have been reading for less than a year

>>20968197
*unrestrainedly buttrapes you*

>>20967870
My father and I have tag teamed a girl once

>>20968201
Yes, come visit me, I always leave an axe by my door to deal with funny types like you.

>>20968209
sorry, you only get one

>>20968212
Whatever.

G*d
Rashi
Maimonides
Joseph Karo
Moses Isserles

>>20967101
>>20967145
>>20967163
Big dick energy

>>20967199
>>20967501
>>20967522
>>20967652
>>20967941
Small dick energy

>>20968190
Panera bread employee

>>20968174
Dark academics are insufferable faggots. I don't even (physically) go to college

>>20967941
Unbelievably based

Uh
I dont read more than 1 book per Author

>>20968190
Based af. Normal guy. In a good way. No pseudo-intellectualism.

>>20967045
I don't read.

>>20967045
Joyce
Kafka
Zola
Nabokov
Volponi

>>20967045
Dosteovsky
Nietzsche
Spinoza
Malek Bennabi

>>20967045
>guess the type of person you are
Pro-tip: the answer is always 'insufferable cunt'

>>20968252
What is big/small dick energy

>>20969515
It's a term women and faggots use to mock your tastes and/or personality

>>20967045
>Joyce
>Bataille
>Deleuze
>Spinoza
>Baudelaire
More than five but fuck you I don't care

>>20967045
>Joyce
>Spinoza
>Deleuze
>Bataille
>Gogol

>>20969553
I love seeing when someone calls them out on body shaming and them trying to justify it by saying it's not really about penis size.

>>20969613
That's fair. It's like when I say nigger. It's not really racism or about skin color, it's just a way to say most blacks are literally animals.

>>20969502
yeah but its more fun if we pretend we're not all basically the same person with slightly different aesthetic commitments

Fiction:
Kafka
Dick
Lovecraft
Poe
Ewers

Honorable mention: Asimov

Non-Fiction:
Schopenhauer
Cioran
Nietzsche
Leibniz
Weber

Honorable mention: Machiavelli

>>20969515
The aura a man gives off

>>20969692
Chronically online loner who thinks he's mentally superior to other people on the internet forums he never leaves while in reality he has no social life what-so-ever. You also have a very scewed view of what social life actually is due to your only look into it being from green-text stories and outlier memes.

>>20969724
Close, but I do have a social life kind of, I go to metal shows and hang with fellow fans a lot. I also usually don't read green text stories either. I was only chronically online very recently and am reconnecting slowly

>>20968217
Noahide Scum fuck off

>>20967045
Bjørnson
Hamsun
Strindberg
Tolkien
>>20967644
Jansson? Baserat

>>20969940
bad at maths

>>20969592
Mental patient

>>20968207
you what

>>20967045
Borges
Kafka
HG Wells is pretty fun
The Invention of Morel by Ceasares was interesting
Julio Cortazar
Generally like surrealism and magical realism.

Dostoevsky
Tolstoy
Dante
Mishima
Tolkien

>>20970089
lol goddamnit, took off the folklorist Ebbe Schön from the list since he's pretty much only known in Sweden

in no particular order:

Tom Clancy (from 84 to early 00s)
Coelho
Osho (from my asian 'stage')
Poe
Martin

>>20970188
You have a big tits fetish but don't actually like women with big tits

Literary: Gaddis, Pynchon, Melville, Conrad, Faulkner

Genre: PKD, Gibson, Chandler, le Carre, Tolkien

>>20970178
My parents are divorced and my dad was dating a woman in her 30’s. I was 25 at the time. She mentioned that I was hot to my dad and he made sure she was okay with a 3some before asking me

>>20970204
How did you arrive at this conclusion, anon?

>>20967045
Umberto Eco
William Blake
Goethe
Chekhov
Raymond Carver

>>20970210
You make a lot of social faux pas

>>20967045
Margaret Atwood
Elena Ferrante
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Milan Kundera
Beauvoir

>>20970287
bored enough with life to post mundane bait

>>20970300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfZup-Y-pNo
This is literally me.

>>20970300
Slight kek

>>20970305
timestamp or it didn't happen

>>20970308
KEK do you even bother calling this shit?

>>20967144
>>20969446
>>20967163
Dostoyevsky’s lack of taste, his monotonous dealings with persons suffering with pre-Freudian complexes, the way he has of wallowing in the tragic misadventures of human dignity – all this is difficult to admire. I do not like this trick his characters have of ”sinning their way to Jesus” or, as a Russian author, Ivan Bunin, put it more bluntly, ”spilling Jesus all over the place." If you are alluding to Dostoevsky’s worst novels, then, indeed, I dislike intensely The Brothers Karamazov and the ghastly Crime and Punishment rigamarole. No, I do not object to soul-searching and self-revelation, but in those books the soul, and the sins, and the sentimentality, and the journalese, hardly warrant the tedious and muddled search.

>>20970319
Someone just found the Nabokov quips

>>20970159
accurate

>>20970330
Crime and Punishment’s plot did not seem as incredibly banal in 1866 when the book was written as it does now when noble prostitutes are apt to be received a little cynically by experienced readers. Non-Russian readers do not realize two things: that not all Russians love Dostoevsky as much as Americans do, and that most of those Russians who do, venerate him as a mystic and not as an artist. He was a prophet, a claptrap journalist and a slapdash comedian. I admit that some of his scenes, some of his tremendous farcical rows are extraordinarily amusing. But his sensitive murderers and soulful prostitutes are not to be endured for one moment—by this reader anyway. Dosto seems to have been chosen by the destiny of Russian letters to become Russia’s greatest playwright, but he took the wrong turning and wrote novels.

What if I tell you what kind of person I am and you recommend me 5 books?

>>20967229
That's not a fact about me, that's a meta-fact about this thread. Give me something or die.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Bertrand Russell
Edgar Allan Poe
Camile Paglia
Dorothy Parker.

>>20967045

Soren Kierkegaard
Maurice Blanchot
Dante Alighieri
Richard Yates
Cormac McCarthy

>>20969692
Kaka
Dick
Lovecunt
Poo
Sewers

I only read 5 authors so I guess they're automatically my favorite

>>20972313
I bet you've read more than most of the posters in this thread. Don't worry bro, just name drop someone impressive even if you haven't read them.

>>20967045
Homer
Plato
Machiavelli
Jefferson
Peterson

>>20972732
You don't wash your penis.
>>20972304
You don't wash your cunt.

>>20967045
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Michael Ende
Jorge Luis Borges
Franz Kafka

>>20967144
Dostoyevsky and Melville?

I would think you think people don't know you are down so you feel misunderstood and depressed, while in actuality, people just avoid you for broader reasons.

Also, you refuse to touch editions of great books that happen to have a movie poster cover.

>>20967045
Dostoyevsky
McCarthy
Goethe
Melville
Dumas

>>20967145
Interesting grouping.
Would cook, eat, and chat with.

>>20967207
Rnglish Major who has a very strong sense of nostalgia, and sees himself as a bit of a romantic. Also, has a very simple and straightforward sense of humor.

>>20967515
Believes hitler did nothing wrong, is also into and surprisingly adept at building and painting miniature ship models.

>>20968142
Likes the theater, but only the tragedies.
Dislikes the ballet. Can't stand mntn dew.

>>20968174
Sees oneself as a french atheist existentialist. Sees oneself as a feminist. Has given up on pleasing parents. Enjoys mario kart.

>>20969692
Likes slovenian art rock.

>>20972300
>Dante
Thinks he has fresh takes on things, and enjoys the idea of a personal christian God. Kisses his mom on the cheek on the regular, but finds it revolting for some reason he can'r explain. Only has ketchup on hot dogs.

>>20967144
You are literally me

>>20967045
Ragbar Redbear
Stirner
Schopenhauer
Spengler
(Nietzsche - haven't read enough of him, but I like him)

Woolf
Dostoyevsky
Tolstoy
Mccarthy
Joyce

Chekhov
Walser
Bernhard
Flaubert
Saer

>>20972784
Tadpole Chad

>>20967045
Heraclitus, Laozi, Shestov, Guenon, Blatty

>>20967045
Hamsun
Dosto
Williams
Houellebeq
Murakami (not Ryu)

Homer
Thucydides
Kenzaburo Oe
Yukio Mishima
Céline

>>20973166
gigachud obsessed with weeb stuff

>>20973170
lmao somewhat I am the owner of a japanese fine food and drinks shop

captcha : D WORMA

>>20967045
Samuel Beckett, William Gass, Cormac McCarthy, Hermann Hesse, Arno Schmidt

>>20972766
Slovenian art rock? I mean if Laibach counts..

>>20972304
You're an asshole

>>20972766
>Interesting grouping.
What makes it interesting to you?

>>20967045
Iain Banks, Anton Chekhov, Robert Lynn Asprin, HP Lovecraft, Clive Barker

>>20967045
Kafka
Ellis
Cormac
Steven Erikson
Camus

>>20972766
>Thinks he has fresh takes on things, and enjoys the idea of a personal christian God. Kisses his mom on the cheek on the regular, but finds it revolting for some reason he can'r explain. Only has ketchup on hot dogs.

I actually don't like my mother, have mommy issues, and only like older women with big tits.

I never use ketchup, especially on a hot dog. And I don't even eat pork neither.

>>20967045
Hemingway
Bukowski
Pynchon
Cormac McCarthy
Nabokov

Swift
Aldo Leopold
Shakespeare
Melville
Plato
(Norm for a bonus, non-"literary" author)

>>20975019
Man of culture

>>20967045
Wallace Stevens
Raymond Carver
Dante
Eugene O’Neill
Francois Rene-Chateubriand

>>20967045
Baudelaire
Rimbaud
Byron
Carlyle
Mickiewicz

>>20968207
Based

Strugatsky
Bagley
Tolkein
Heinlein
Murakami

>>20976430
Patriotic American blue-collar middleclass
You're "outdoorsey" but don't go /out/

Jack London
Rudyard Kipling
Hemingway
Tolkien
Shakespeare

Nietzsche
Bernhard
Hemingway
Tolstoi
Musil

>>20970204
me

>>20972236
I'm up for it

>>20967045
I love this pic

>>20967045
This could be fun. Top 5:
>Plato
>Aristotle
>Sugaru Miaki
>Tolkien
>Faulkner

>>20970319
Notes From Underground alone is worth more than your entire opera omnia, Nabakov. Nobody gives a shit about Lolita or your other shit books

Georges Dumezil
Julius Evola
Thomas Harris
Mike Ma
Mikhail Lermontov

>>20967045
Kafka
Hemingway
Thompson
dostoyevsky
Bulgakov

>>20967127
Doesn't read more than 15 books a year. Post- 2019 era newfag. On /lit/ for the memes. Rightist, but only as a kind of fashion statement.
>>20967144
Entry-level, so probably 15~ books a year as well. Joined /lit/ around 2016. Existentialist/doomer with a clear nostalgic streak.
>>20969692
50+ books a year, oldfag, takes "imageboard culture" too seriously. 95% confidence you don't use wojacs or pepes as reaction images.
>>20972784
30~ books a year, youngfag, doesn't take imageboard culture very seriously. You use pepes as reaction images all the time and have a special rare pepe folder. You don't like wojacs nearly as much, however.

>>20967045
Jane Austen
Tolkien
C. S. Lewis
Aaron Allston
Orson Scott Card

>>20967199
Super Catholic.

>>20967231
A fan of the avant garde and also fully automated gay space luxury communism.

>>20967501
poetfan

>>20967515
paganfan

>>20967520
love really thick books written in the last 30 years by dudes.

>>20967522
probably reads Latin and Greek and Old English.

>>20967652
really like poetry of the more modernist variety.

>>20967941
troll

>>20968217
a Jewish person. Probably a man.

>>20969389
You think American fiction is for midwits, and Europeans are the bigwits

You are wrong.

>>20970200
Someone who likes what he likes and knows it.

I salute you

>>20970287
Probably want to convince ladies to love you by loving feminist misandrists. Or a lady.

>>20972732
You are probably a Sargon wannabe, but he's read a whole lot more.

>>20973241
so many existentialists in this thread. So few Kierkegaards

>>20980152
I appreciate this.

Tolstoy
Steinbeck
Nietzsche
Tolkien
Yoshikawa

John Williams
McCarthy
Housman
George Eliot
Tolkien

Plato
Augustine of Hippo
Miguel de Cervantes
John Kennedy Toole
Gene Wolfe

I'm a weird mix of sensibilities.

Nabokov
Dostoevsky
Gene Wolfe
Salinger
Robert E. Howard

J.D. Salinger
Martin Luther
St. Augustine
Cervantes
Chaucer

Marcel Proust
Shakespeare
Will Durant
H.P. Lovecraft
Red Pine (for translations)

>>20980421
You hold very liberal views. Sometimes think of yourself as a cosmopolitan man.
>>20980603
You are a weird mix of sensibilities
>>20980634
You read a book per month
>>20980669
Monolingual that got into literature at 20
>>20980703
You read books mainly from a screen

Plato
Melville
Shakespeare
Proust
Hart Crane

Ruth ware
Agatha cristie
Chuck Palahniuk
N.K Jemisin
George Orwell

>>20972300

Bump

ivan turgenev
luis ferdinand celine
cormack mccarthy
curzio malaparte
john williams
(honorable mentions dostoyevsky and thomas mann)

uWu

>>20967045
GK Chesterton
Wodehouse
Clive Cussler
Plutarch
O'Brien

Christie
Tana French
Robert Jordan
Sayers
Hammett

marx
engels
lenin
mao
gramsci

>>20967127
gardner
>>20967144
unhappy
>>20967145
good and genuine taste

>>20981642
Teenager

Christopher Priest
China Mieville
Strugatsky Brothers
Pinchon
Kafka

Baudelaire
Huysmans
Dosto
Mann
Byron

>>20967045
Anthony Burgess
Cormac McCarthy
Homer
Howard and Lovecraft, but Ive never finished even one of their books. I Just admire them as people and think their prose was fun (yes, I know Im not allowed to say that about Lovecraft).
Other than that I guess the Bible.

I read a lot of outdoors literature and non-fiction too but I figured you only meant fiction. Working my way through a bunch of military manuals I picked up at an army surplus store. Currently on "Silencers - Principles and Evaluations - 1968".

>>20967045
In order of preference

Homer
Wittgenstein
Hume
Russell
Kripke

>>20980152
>30~ books a year, youngfag, doesn't take imageboard culture very seriously. You use pepes as reaction images all the time and have a special rare pepe folder. You don't like wojacs nearly as much, however.
Not bad. Fuck wojacks.

>>20967943
liþp

>>20968190
>>20972300
>>20972765
>>20972788
>>20973241
>>20976430
>>20980586
>>20981601
>>20981699
>Cormac McCarthy
What makes him stand out so much?
I'm a literary noob and I read The Road which was fantastic but I just thought that was the genre, are you telling me it doesn't get any better?

>>20980152
Close but I've used a few wojacks here and there

>>20981704
Giga midwit

>>20982199
Should have emphasized I use more pepes, actually*

Virginia Woolf
Kobo Abe
Ernest Hemingway
Vladimir Nabokov
Haruki Murakami

>>20982203
While I'm at I'm gonna list dislikes

Fiction:
Verne
Swift
Austen
King (prefer Barker for horror)
Voltaire

Non-Fiction:
Bacon
Popper
Darwin
Mill
Russell

That should do

>>20976484
You like jokes. A lot

>>20967045
>
>
>
>
>
Guess who I am.

>>20982313
Unfortunately for all, you are you

>>20982160

This is me >>20980586

Peraonally, I think Stoner by John Williams is better than anything Cormac wrote. The prose is actually better, I think. This opinion will not be popular, but that's the point. Whatever is the peak of literature for you might be someone you haven't heard of yet. Just because we'd all happily blow Cormac, it doesn't mean he will be untouchable for you. The best book you ever read might be the next one you pick up. Keep going mate

>>20982236
Too much, some might say.

Tolkien
Lovecraft
Dan Simmons
Tom Clancy
Orwell

>>20967045
René Guénon (pbuh)
Clark Ashton Smith
Oscar Wilde
John Kennedy Toole
Corncob McCarthy

>>20967045
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Jorge Luis Borges
Dostoevsky
Isabel Allende
Jorge Icaza

Haruki Murakami
Herman Hesse
John Steinbeck
Ursula K Leguinn
Zhuangzi

>>20983887
mexican
>>20983871
dope fiend
>>20983780
operator larper but probably black and with a criminal history
>>20982230
you buy mouthwash, stash it and drink the bottle when you run out of hard liquor

>>20983465
>The best book you ever read might be the next one you pick up

How fucking trite. Shut up dickhead

>>20983902
You jack off to strange and disconcenrting material

Dostoevsky
Kafka
Nietzsche
Schopenhauer
marx(not any of his actual works only the letters
where he insults Lassalle and complains about his carbuncles)

jrr tolkien
mervyn peake
gene wolfe
herbert frank
joe abercrombie

Shakespeare
Cervantes
Melville
Dostoevsky
Donne

>>20983922
Ecuadorian (same shit for you I'm sure)
I bet you 1000 dollars you never heard of Huasipungo nor do you have the intelligence to read it.

>>20967045
Cormac McCarthy
Herman Charles Bosman
Vladimir Nabokov
Bret Easton Ellis
HP Lovecraft

>>20975124
based alcoholic

>>20982211
you are immensely jealous of waldun

>>20979523
got beat up in high school, possibly college

>>20979352
nonwhite but white passing

Adolf Hitler
Carl Jung
Miguel Serrano
Tolkien
Evola

>>20984879
You have a rough time with women

>>20967045
Links:
https://fuccasucc.wordpress.com/2020/11/11/pros-and-cons/
https://succupedia.wordpress.com/2016/03/10/letter-of-intent-how-to-summon-a-succubusincubus/
https://mysterysuccubusblog.wordpress.com/2020/12/03/the-4-succubus-queens
https://succubithoughts.wordpress.com/2020/12/27/ag

Gene Wolfe
JRR Tolkien
Herman Melville
Jorge Luis Borges
William Faulkner

Plato and dem dialogues doe fr fr
Guenon
Atkinson
Parvini
Kipling

>>20984771
you go to church too often but are probably funny to be around and kinda gay

>>20985737
I just discovered John Donne and am shittin myself for not having discovered him sooner.
Recusancy?
Metaphysical conceit?
Just what the doctor ordered in this cynical world

>>20979420

>>20984733
You have never been in a fight
>>20985669
You are voyeuristic
>>20983887
You believe in ghosts
>>20981704
You are boring
>>20981692
You have a stiff upper lip
>>20981332
You are poor but consider yourself cultured
>>20979455
You have never cummed in a girl
>>20979367
You are cynical but hate that you are
>>20976430
You drink more than you like, or you will at some point
>>20972868
You don’t have many friends
>>20972788
You are fairly normal and 20 years old
>>20972750
You have jerked off to stuff you are ashamed of
>>20972300
You are concerned about the health of someone close to you
>>20970280
You are thinking about making a big change in your life
>>20970210
>>20970188
>>20968142
You guys need to wash your bedding
>>20968190
You are a pretty laidback normie
>>20968129
You have poor musical taste

>>20985721
You have research necromancy to an extent your not willing to admit. You have also tried summoning shit with little luck

Thomas Pynchon
Steven Erikson
Kalle Päätalo
Robert M. Pirsig
Thomas Mann

>>20986378
>Robert M. Pirsig
>Thomas Mann

>>20986398
You are a man of Quality.

>>20967045
Shakespeare
Dostoyevsky
Pessoa
Cioran
Emily Dickinson

>>20967045
Robert E. Howard
Herman Melville
Hemingway
Nietzsche
God

Tolstoy
Dumas
John le Carre
John Williams
Elmore Leonard

>>20984747
>herbert frank
You prefer low-brow fantasy

>>20986841
Toy Story
Dumbass
Car
Star Wars Composer
The More Leonard

>>20979352
You're from India but desperately want to be British

>>20986849
Sounds good to me desu

>>20967045
Kant
Homer
Plato
Cormac McCarthy
William Faulkner
Philip K Dick
>>20986829
NPC
>>20986552
125 IQ, Didn’t go or dropped out of college, didn’t choose any particular career path and now wageslave, you have spanish and or some jewish ancestry

Machiavelli
Kafka
Dostoyevsky
Goethe
Gogol

HM: Tolstoy, Vergil, Tudor Arghezi

>>20967501
You're probably a normal person but you come off as extremely arrogant.
>>20967522
You have average tastes in everything. You're the peak of conformity.
>>20967652
Monolingual bong.
>>20967941
Obvious NEET.
>>20967963
You're very based and people fear you for that.
>>20968129
You watch soap operas.
>>20969389
You suffer from some kind of mild mental illness.
>>20972750
You have a very peculiar phobia.
>>20972765
You don't actually read.
>>20982230
Nobody has ever invited you to a party.
>>20984807
You think TV shows are art.
>>20984879
You sucked at least one cock in your life.
>>20986552
You had a Tumblr account at some point.

>>20967045
Hemingway
Borges
Tolkien
nothing else comes close to these 3

>>20986923
you make aggressive intellectualized copeposts when people point out that you can't count

Dostoevsky
Shakespeare
Melville
Gene Wolfe
Plato
Also, I enjoy Patrick Rothfuss (yes, embarassing but I love my Mary Sue self-insert fantasy)

>>20987099
kek, I'd agree from seeing that list

>>20987143
Kingkiller Chronicle kind of reads like Rothfuss wanting to recreate what Wolfe did with Severian's 1st person narration so I can see why you'd enjoy it, I don't judge you.

>>20987099
Stfu retard, at least I have actually read more than 5 authors lmao

>>20986923
>5 authors
>listed 6
Clearly someone that really sucked at math in school.

Kierkegaard
Plato
Tolstoy
Dostoevsky
Jung

>>20987003
False, I've been to at least three or four

>>20983922
Not even much of a drinker

>>20987003
I'm actually a sperg with low self-esteem. I just like pretty poetry and prose (especially if the subject matter is Biblical, romantic, or classical)

>>20986290
hocus pocus smokus
captcha: MxxG0D

>>20986275
Huh, didn't notice how almost all those authors have ghosts on at least one of their books.

Marlowe
Jonson
Middleton
Fletcher
Webster

>>20984715
True, I'm into monster girl shit lmao
And I had multiple girlfriends and relationships but am a bona fide degenerate.

Homer
Shakespeare
Dostoevsky
de Maupassant
Mishima

>>20987759
Were any of your gfs monsters by any chance?

>>20987772
God I wish

>>20987778
Guess it was too much to hope for that the portals had opened and I'd just somehow missed it

>>20967045
William Shakespeare
Edgar Allan Poe
Arthur Schopenhauer
Baltasar Gracian
Solomon (Ecclesiastes, Proverbs)

>>20988086
You’ve had a bad experience with a black person that you dwell on and it has dictated your life too much

>>20967943
Muy basado señor

>>20988089
It was actually a good experience, though? He was my best friend.
And how the hell did you infer that from the authors? LMAO

>>20967045
Alexandre Dumas
Tolkein
Margeret Mitchell
Louis Lamour
Cormac McCarthy

>>20970187
You are unemployed or have a job that makes poor money
>>20972294
There has been betrayal in your life
>>20972793
You have a poor stroke game
>>20972886
You like violence in a repressed way
>>20977737
You have been badly shot down by a woman
>>20978347
You like classical music
>>20980071
You have homosexual thoughts
>>20980270
The person you portray yourself to be and your actual self are very different. You have secrets
>>20981348
You are a woman
>>20981616
You have been sexually abused
>>20981621
You are a poor worker
>>20981661
You think you are smarter than you are

>>20988105
Actually... I had a certain brunette girlfriend. She REALLY fucked me up. Quite on point.
Are you one of my stalkers?

>>20988111
You are the type of person who says “you, too” when the person at the ticket booth tells you to enjoy the movie

>>20967045
Kafka
Zweig
Nabokov
Camus
Mishima

>>20967045
Henry Miller
Van Gogh
DH Lawrence
Nietzsche
Hemingway

>>20988119
She cheat on you with a black? Unsure how she relates to black people and bad experiences

Charles Bukowski
H. P. Lovecraft
George R. R. Martin
Adolf Hitler
Friedrich Nietzsche

>>20988144
Reading comprehension, anon. SHE was black.

>>20988152
>I had a certain brunette girlfriend
If I read this sentence, I wouldn’t automatically think she is black

>>20988199
I'm sorry, anon.

Evola
Guenon
Kaczynski
Soseki

>>20988199
Mediterranean people are honorary negroes

>>20988255
you read mangas during math class

>>20988199
The thing is, "brunette" means "brown", and I thought it was used to refer to not only hair but also skin color.

>>20967501
Stephen Crane
Hawthorne
Melville
Robert Louis Stevenson
Conrad

Gabo Marquez
H. Murakami
P. K. Dick
B. Hrabal
J. L. Borges

>>20988291
In the USA, brunette is just hair color. Not sure about the rest of the world. Here a dark skinned person with blonde hair would never be called a brunette. It would have been better if the anon said she had kinky hair or something. I’ve also never heard of black people being called brunettes even if their hair is brown

>>20988300
You live a boring life but long for adventure
>>20988320
You go by your first 2 initials

>>20988117
>You are unemployed or have a job that makes poor money
Pretty accurate ngl. I work in security which pays better than minimum but is still poor pay. Though I'm also only 22 and in college but I'm not studying anything that will make me money.
I guess i just turn to fiction to escape...

>>20988344
I see. After confirming with various dictionaries, it is used mainly or mostly for hair, but it can also be used for skin/complexion.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/brunette

>>20988300
You like boats and ships a lot.

>>20988300
You served or currently serve in the US navy

God
Ovid
Luís de Camões
Thomas Aquinas
Walter Rudin

>ctrl + f Fitzgerald
>0 results

Fitzgerald
Houellebeqc
Machado de Assis
DFW
Dosto

John Updike
Thomas Mann
Henry James
W. H. Auden
Evelyn Waugh

Dostoevsky
Bulgakov
Pushkin
Defoe
CS Lewis

>>20987441
you are a christian

John Steinbeck
Kim Stanley Robinson
Polycarp
Cormac McCarthy
Robert Heinlein

>>20988494
Repressed or acknowledged homosexual
>>20988447
Overweight and sweats easily
>>20988457
Penelope Fitzgerald is great but unsure why you are surprised she hasn’t been mentioned yet. She has never been talked about a lot on /lit/. Anyway, you deal with frequent bowel issues
>>20988511
Balding

>>20988117
>You like classical music
Whoa, I never expected a proper response let alone a correct one

>>20988117

Adorno
Moravia
Sartre
Lukacs
H.G Wells

>>20967045

J G Frazer
E R Dodds
Leo Strauss
Northrop Frye
Freud

the hunger games
stormlight archive
harry potter
litRPG
lolita

>>20978361
nailed it.

Anonymous
John
Nietzsche
Feynman
Asimov

Heidegger
Weber
Tocqueville
Musil
Schmitt
-special mention:Simon Weil

Melville
Nietzsche
Pynchon
Goethe
Hermans

>>20989744
people didn't notice when you got glasses because "it's just so anon to have glasses, feels more strange that he didn't always have them"

>>20967045
Dan Abnett
Lovecraft
Dostojevskij
Stirner
Kafka

>>20987003
True, TV series are art

you are all faggots

>>20967045
Camus
Polic Kamov
Rand
Dostoevsky
Pirandello

>>20967045
1. Allah

no others

Stephen Curry
Magnus Carlsen
TSM Imperial Hal
Srinivasa Ramanujan
Filthy Frank

Pynchon
Gaddis
Vollmann
Wolfe, G.
Beckett

>>20991895
You are looking for an identity
>>20990564
You are frustrated by Jung's continued popularity. People enjoy talking with you.