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https://www.writingtoiq.com
copy pasta into box, get IQ result

was rudyard kipling really that retarded?

>> No.20947671 [DELETED] 
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>>20947667
Chesterton.

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>>20947667
I wonder what you can get if you input the bible, but all these online IQ estimations don't try to actually establish an IQ estimate, but an estimate of what the user that input the passage (or one that does a test) wants to hear.

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>>20947667
Hot damn Max Weber was a genius!

>> No.20947694

>>20947667
I put in part of one of my papers and got a 157. I do not think this tool is accurate. Lol.

>> No.20947702 [DELETED] 

>>20947679
The model seems biased against certain religious words. Look at this Einstein text:
>You believe in a God who plays dice, and I in complete law and order in a world which objectively exists, and which I in a wildly speculative way, am trying to capture. I firmly believe, but I hope that someone will discover a more realistic way, or rather a more tangible basis than it has been my lot to find. Even the great initial success of the quantum theory does not make me believe in the fundamental dice game, although I am well aware that some of our younger colleagues interpret this as a consequence of senility.
Estimate the IQ and it's 135. Now remove the word 'God' and it's 136.

>> No.20947703

>>20947694
Teach me, oh high iq chad

>> No.20947716

>>20947703
My writing is predominantly takes inspiration from Thomas Jefferson

>> No.20947717

>>20947679
something far higher that was originally being said. bible consists of myths from illiterate peasants tampered with by educated scribes

>> No.20947723

>>20947702
it might be using average character count per word as part of it's analysis

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i put in this schizoposter's post and it got 161

>> No.20947756

>>20947667
I put one of my essays in and got 130 (genius)

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>>20947734
>Greetings homosexuals, my name is Johnathan, and I despise every present individual. The majority of you are overweight, mentally challenged people with no aspirations who spend every waking moment of their day examining a collection of humorous, but mostly uninteligent illustrations. You are everything undesirable on this planet Earth. Truth be told, have you ever laid with a female of your species? I mean, I can understand the joy in humoring others as a facade for your insecurities, but you all have ascended that. This is even more despicable than self pleasuring to pictures on the social media platform, Facebook. Do not act astrange, feel free to try and insult me to your best abilities. I am pretty much the embodiment of perfection. I led a football team as captain, and filled the role of a starter on my basketball team. What sport activity do you engage in, other than "self pleasure to nude illustrations of Japaneese citizens"? I also excel at academics, with my grades constantly reaching desirable heights and I have a long term, very attractive, female companion, who just happened to provide me with a "fellatio". To reiterate, all of you are homosexuals and should commit suicide and free this world of your existance. Thank you for listening.
I did my part, someone feed the machine.

>> No.20947797

>>20947756
I put a recent journal entry and got 131.
Tried with one from when i was 16 too, just for fun. 94.

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>>20947777

>> No.20947803

>>20947743
he's really something

>> No.20947807

>>20947800
I did the best I could... yet I couldn't make the ramblings of a retard more sensible.

>> No.20947830

>>20947667
>first chapter from Arsene Lupin: 115
>intro to a book about yoga: 114
>book on organic chemistry: 92
I think this algorithm just likes fancy descriptions.

>> No.20947846 [DELETED] 

>>20947807
You improved it by 34 points. That's an achievement.

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>>20947777
Your original scored 114, I edited it slightly to increase the average character count per word and scored higher

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Get mogged

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>>20947998

>> No.20948038

>>20947983
I tried to stick as close to the original with my text but I like this one more.

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>>20947998
I mogged you on /sci/, now I'm here to mog you again.

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>>20948063

>> No.20948074

>>20948063
Greetings, Mr. Webster.

>> No.20948077 [DELETED] 

>>20948063
anti-Christian tranny BTFO

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>>20948038
i was only aiming to increase average character count per word, but thanks.
further experimenting on the average characters per word idea has me now outclassing most nobel laureates

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20948088

Nabokov btfo

>> No.20948090

>>20948088
hit it with some hemingway or vonnegut for more low IQ results

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H.P. Lovecraft.

>> No.20948130

>>20948088
>>20948106
>Still believing this software works and isn't just based on word count and convolutedness, even after previous posts refuted it's functionality
Uh...huh

>> No.20948138

>>20947682
>voluntarily rely merely

even machine code has more soul than *nglish

>> No.20948810

>>20947743
Do you have a link for schizoposters complete writings? Some anon compiled it all but I lost it.

>> No.20948834

>>20947667
Holy shit do people still believe IQ is a thing? Get help.

>> No.20948875

>>20948088
Nabokov is so good at writing, wtf

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20948899

Guenon

>> No.20948911

>>20948834
t. low IQ

>> No.20948917

>>20948911
Never took a test. I don't fall for Jewish mental traps.

>> No.20948922

>>20947667
>Software estimates the IQ
faken lol'd

>> No.20948926

This software is going to be taken down the moment someone posts on Twitter what happens if you put a sample text of African American English in it.

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>mfw I'm a genius

>> No.20948967

>>20948926
The site says what it does but you absolutely mindless shitheads just keep going.

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>>20948899
Not my favorite writer, but curious to see if Schuon was more or less retarded than Guenon

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20950174

>>20948967

>> No.20950398

>>20950174
I wonder if it's possible to do both.

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20951211

Did Martin Amis program this?
The excerpt is from Beckett if anyone is wondering.

>> No.20951243

>>20947671
wait wut

was chesterton under the impression that there was no islamic clergy? what the hell did he mean by this

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Guess who.

>> No.20952037
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>>20947667
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I wrote a poem.

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>>20952037

>> No.20952811

>>20952047
Uncanny how accurate this is. For a second I thought I switched sites to Twigger and Plebbit.

>> No.20952929

>>20948810
Interested in this

>> No.20953292
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>>20948810
no but i did take a few more screenshots

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>>20948810
>>20953292
this is all i have unfortunately

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>>20947667
Fake. Gave me 131. I flunked math. Don't trust this

>> No.20953368

>>20948087
I wonder if this works in real life

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>>20947667
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.20953858

>>20952037
brilliant

>> No.20953953

>>20947667
>Estimated IQ: 154 (exceptionally gifted)
fuck you anyone want to read what i submitted?

the answer is nobody does.

>> No.20953961

>>20948917
why make this retarded bait on /lit/ of all boards? it's like the people who bait on /vr/ instead of /v/, you'll get more (you)s on /pol/

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>>20947667
Ayo my iteration of the seethe decree bussin ong

>> No.20953994

>>20953953
post it

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>Posted my own writing
>IQ 84

>> No.20954035

I put the dhammachakkavatana sutta in there and got 140. i'll try nagarjuna next

>> No.20954037

>>20954016
>/qa/ggot is mentally retarded
and in other news, water is wet and the sun rises in the east

>> No.20954043

>Jerking off over autism scores
>Having one favorite author
What are you all, pimply, puperty losers?
I know you're losers, but even then you should have some basic brains

>> No.20954046

>>20954043
>capitalizing greentext
I am very sorry you are an order of magnitude below the average in terms of IQ level.

>> No.20954054

>>20954046
Unlike you, I am off the charts and rules don't apply
Here's a pity (you), now off with you

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>>20954037
>

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>>20954054
Sure thing, brainlet.

>> No.20954075

>>20954059
Quit projecting so hard, it's embarrassing to watch
But then what can you expect from insecure IQtards

>> No.20954090

>>20954075
You seem very secure with the lack of IQ you know you have. Nothing really wrong with that.

>> No.20954367

>>20954037
>tranny is mentally unhinged
Whomstve thought

>> No.20954465

>Stephen Hawking, using his last paper as the sample, achieves an IQ of 151.
>Alexander Hamilton, using Federalist paper number 6 as the written sample, achieves an IQ of 166.
>Testing different CNN reporters using their articles, I got IQs ranging from 102 to 127.
>Testing different 5G-coronavirus conspiracy theorists using posts from one of their Facebook groups, I got IQs ranging from 75 to 89.
Are you serious right now, anon?

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Lmao patrick bateman didnt even make it to 3 digits lol

>> No.20954498

I can't see on what basis it is rating stuff :(

>> No.20954503

>>20954498
buzz words per sentence

>> No.20954511

>>20954498
it doesn't look at anything except vocabulary. it's a terrible method as it takes a higher iq to describe complex things using simple language than the reverse.

>> No.20954517

>>20953368
It definitely does. I got a scholarship from Oxford for just listing out high-syllable words when I happened to passing by one day

>> No.20954560

>>20954035
I tested out a small portion of the Samyutta Nikaya and it got 155 (Genius). The teachings of the Buddha almost all get “Genius” rankings.

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oh no no shakespearebros...

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>>20947667
Lmao. The first paragraph of my story.

>> No.20954666

>>20948899
PBUH

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Finnegans Wake. kek

>> No.20956878

>>20947667
Kiplingbros...

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Self-evaluation.
The software does not reward buzzwords and technical terms, but proper grammar and avoidance of useless qualifiers.
>the (truth is (that) this) movie is (incredibly) detailed(, thoroughly interesting, exceptionally awesome)
Trademarked midwit style.

>> No.20957162

>>20947667
First couple paragraphs of a short story i'm writing got 121
Not bad

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>>20957162
first paragraph of a paper i wrote drunk for an intro film class

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>> No.20958161

>>20947682
>136
>genius

>> No.20958168

>>20958161
Looks like we made it, boys.

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>>20947667
Dostoyevsky.

>> No.20958214

Tried it on that poem by that stupid 6 year old whom faggots bung on about and it doesnt work because not 50 words.
Anyone have any more by nael, age 6?

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>pasted an excerpt from an old school assignment

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>>20958219
mensa for somparison

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>>20947667
Brazilian philosopher Olavo de Carvalho. His IQ was 159, so it's on spot.

>> No.20958280

>fecal tissue exiting my anus upon the tongue of an ebony man; my dominance of caucasian origin is maintained. forsee the great destruction, african! the white man will march with iron-clad jackboots. behold thee as your master and your destroyer, your god and your father. for I will bring an end to all you will ever have known or loved before.
>Iq: 118