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>all this bird ever was
>all its hopes and dreams
>all its running, hopping pecking
>its discoveries, learning and growing
>its time with brothers and sisters
>its unique talents and personality
I bought it for $4.99, inclusive of slaughter, gutting, plucking, transportation, prep, cooking, packaging and sales tax. I’m pairing it with 700mL vodka . Playing a hentai game called Magna Fortuna. What’re you up to on this fine Sunday night?

>> No.20907068

>>20907061
F even for a middle schooler.

>> No.20907073

>>20907061
Holy based

>> No.20907297

>eat the heckin bird
Already demonstrated that bird eating was the original eat the bugs last week. For $6/pound I can buy some top tier steak instead.
>drink le neurotoxin
Does nothing for you. It's a literal cope. Chad drugs are stimulants, steroids and tobacco. Alcohol is a waste of money.
>le games and le porn
Makes you an emasculated manchild and also done for coping.

>> No.20907318

>>20907297
>stimulants, steroids and tobacco

Those are brad drugs. Chad drugs are psychedelics.

>> No.20907393

>>20907297
based & tatepilled

>> No.20907401
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20907401

>>20907393
false

>> No.20907405

>>20907061
>Playing a hentai game called Magna Fortuna
write a story instead

>> No.20907514

>>20907061
>this fine Sunday night?
homies gonna be confused when he shows up hungover for work tomorrow and theres nobody there

>> No.20907753

>>20907061
>Magna Fortuna
Kek I've played that shit. I bought it on GOG thinking it was something completely different.

Have you gotten to the part where you can save the village by letting the orcs run a train on you?

>> No.20907779

Are there like poems written from the perspective of these animals, bred raised and slaughtered to feed a poopsocker or gooner or whatever? A real life funneled down into some loser shut-in's friday night. It's over

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>>20907061
>>20907753
>google "magna fortuna"
>first hit: hentai game
>second hit: some third-world finance company
Apparently the finance company existed first. They have no recourse. I am laughing my ass off.