/lit/ - Literature

Give it to a woman

>>20857037
Make a shitty movie adaptation out of it.

>>20857037
I once accidentally bought a book which said at the bottom of the cover: "The scope of it was immense. Barack Obama'. Sad

>>20857047
I'd argue the picture is even worse than giving it to a woman. A woman may read or not doesn't matter, but putting those stickers defiles the book. These things are not comparable

"Winner of the Pulitzer Prize"

"Oprah's Book Club Selection"

>>20857037
If your book gets such a sticker, it's shit anyways

What is the book of the left? How does a book become big on Tiktok?

>>20857037
I agree with the tweet, which is a first.
>>20857047
I disagree. I recently got my gf into reading by giving her books I thought she might like. She's gone from reading nothing for five years to reading at least 15 pages a day. I'm quite proud.

>>20857209
Aim for this kind of prose

>>20857222
That's Twitter, not Tiktok.

>>20857222
mensisters....

>>20857222
Trips confirm.

Also this slaaay queen prose style resembles boomer dads standing around a grill making jokes about their terrible wives or mother in law.

That and the cover pic being a poster for the movie.

>>20857239
Oh my god. Now that you say it, you're completely right. I never thought of it like that. Now it's even more obnoxious.

>>20857037
violence.

>>20857324
Grandma.. stop taking /lit/ memes so seriously

>>20857205
?

>>20857037
I've never seen a sticker that says "TikTok sensation".

>>20858013
Learn to read. OP does not imply the book is bad.

>>20857037
In most cases, buy it.

>>20858713
Probably a music album cover.

Why would the idiots put "NETFLIX COMING TO NETFLIX". Cant even graphic design right

>>20858713
Because you don't read prepub shit

F Gardner should put a “The 4chan Sensation” on copies of Call of the crocodile

>>20857037
>>20858919
I bought the one in the pics. It's not even a sticker so you can't pull it off.

>>20857324
Ha, now that's a woman who READS!

The third worst thing you can do to a book is censor it, so nobody can read it fully.
The second worst thing you can do to a book is ban it, so nobody can read it legally.
The worst thing you can do to a book is convince people that it is evil, so nobody even cares to read it in the first place.

>>20857222
It's literally a macro reaction image

>>20857037
If it has those kind of marks on it, it wasn't a book to begin with desu

>>20857037
probably not the worst, but i used to press my dick in between pages of library books in high school
just liked how it felt idk

>>20859502
Sandpaper should do the trick.

>>20858713
because the only books that become "tiktok sensations" are the blandest romance novels that can be read in an hour so that the girls who haven't picked up a book since they were 11 don't get bored and can think of themselves as intelligent.

>>20859922
women are smart, stop being a chud

>>20859892
It's okay, I won't read it a second time.

>>20859929
>those notes
Anons, do you write in your books? I’m too obsessed with keeping things in good condition to do that.

>>20857324
>the end of that book really had me tearing up

>>20860720
I highlight or outline sentences/paragraphs. Besides that i don't write shit.

>>20859298
this would actually be pretty funny