/lit/ - Literature

oh no they turned the fake fairy tale things from the elf and dragon book black

>>20847957
You people really should go back to /tv/

Oh shit, sorry, can you move this thread to /tv/?

>>20847957
NYOOOOOO THERE'S BLACK PEOPLE IN MY FANTASY TV SHOW NYOOO

>>20848101
>tries to be funny
>comes off as projecting

Oof.

>>20848101
>implying I'm not lmao at this sheboon abomination and the drooling retards like you who happily consume the lowest quality corporate diarrhea
Retard alert

>>20847957
>I SEEN DEM TANGS

>WE WUZ HOBBITS N SHIEET

>>20848101
Shes just a shitty actress in general and its hilariously racist that she was only cast because shes black and looks like a fucking dwarf

>Niggolas! What dost thine elf eyes seeth?

>>20848414
she's also obese and unattractive. They didn't have to cast an obese and unattractive person into the role, and yet they did.

>>20847957
Fuck niggers and the Jews who parade them around of their shoulders tbqh

>>20848488
How peculiar.

why are blacks so cringe

>>20849105
The cringe derives from a lack of authenticity. Nearly wherever they go, whatever they do, they're larping as human beings.

ayo hol' up
*smacks lips*
you sayin we wuz Khazâd and shiet?

>>20847957
WHERE IS THE BEARD?

>>20848488
Take that ring out yo bussy, playa.

>>20849051
>she's also obese and unattractive
she plays a female dwarf

>HOL UP

>>20851438
this image is so fucking weird.

>>20851438
WHERE
IS
THE
BEARD???

>>20847957
ME ANGRY BECAUSE TV SHOW HAS BLACK PEOPLE IN IT

>>20852450
*throws rock*
ME NOT SAY THIS
ME ALSO NOT LOOK LIKE THIS

>>20852450
Yes, I'm sure on a fundamental level that's the only reason why anybody would have a problem with this lmao

>>20852391
Maybe she shaves or something

>>20852473
yeah or maybe it' maybelline

>>20852468
Yeah it's stupid. Yeah it's a dumb, crass commercialization of a great work of literature. But what is the point of creating a thread like this? So we can just wallow around about how much we don't like it and blah blah the dwarves are black, it sucks, we all hate it, blah blah. Tolkien's works will still be read in 100 years and this show will probably only be a bullet point in history at that point. Outrage is addictive but not nourishing.

>>20852505
>But what is the point of creating a thread like this?
Because it's worthwhile to point out the active measures the Capital utilizes to first sedate you and then atomize you.

The way post-modern philosophy was raped by the Capital, and political correctness in general, is just a tool for atomization through Kierkegaardian leveling.

I hate how I'm never going to be able to tell the difference between what's actually in the show and shitposting because I refuse to watch it. Oh well, it could (probably) be worse.

>>20852571
That's not what's going on here. People are just taking pleasure in confirming views they're already comfortable with.

>>20852591
Well, yeah, conformism is the goal of this Kierkegaardian-leveling-atomization

you haven't even read Kierkegaard and don't know he (and de Tocqueville) already struggled with the same problems as we do. start here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leveling_(philosophy)

>>20847957
What Is unacceptable Is that it doesn't make sense from a narrative perspective.
Dwarfs are supposed to live in underground cities built inside mountains, so how the fuck can they be black?
They never lived under the sun so there's no reason why their melanin levels ahould be High enough to made them black.

>>20853078
nothing is sacred when there's money to be made!

>>20853078
why the fuck would they evolve to be white if it doesn’t offer any advantage in vit d production because they’re always underground?

>>20853114
Why are you assuming that they were black in the beginning?
tolkien doesn't mention it.
anyway, even if they were black, the sunlight is what forces a body to produce melanin so it's reasonable to think that they can't be black.

>>20853078
>how the fuck can they be black?
Dwarves were claimed to be semitic by Tolkien. And ethiopians are semites, too.

>>20847957
Has this shit even started airing yet?

>>20853453
next month

>>20853114
>evolve
have you even read the books? there is no evolution in Tolkien's work, you retard, humans didn't start out as monkeys in africa in his work.
In fact, he explicitly says that the dwarfs do not even change. They are exactly as they were made in the beginning, for all time.

but of course, as you can see here, the amazon shills are out in full force, corrupting every wiki site out there to suit their narrative on what the lore REALLY is and what Tolkien REALLY intended.

>>20853193
Tolkien hated allegory and said several times that dwarves are not stand ins for jews, orcs are not germans etc. However he did aknowledge the similiarites.

>>20854759
tolkien also said jews are quite warlike, which we (the aryan white people) tend to forgot

>>20847957
Don’t care won’t watch

>>20852600
I hope this post is a satire of OP, and not OP's genuine response.

>>20849051
>she's also obese and unattractive.
He already said she was black, no need to belabour the point.

>>20853096
It isn't about money, most fans are boycotting this turd. It is about the antiwhite agenda and a leveling of the West.

>>20853114
Because they are European-derived