/lit/ - Literature

>be me
>be med student
>good at memorizing poetry because I'm used to memorising biochemical pathways and spinal tracts
>uhhh...
>good at identifying the main ideas in books because I do ankis all day
>ummmm....
>good at identifying fallacies written by the authors because I have to filter through shit primary research and systematic reviews
>uhhhhh...

Don't take the med school pill and be a better reader.

Also OP is ESL lol

>>20845939
you're unironically EFL? LMAO you guys are barely even human

>>20845924
>read Civil and criminal cases almost on daily basis
what kind of law school are you going to we don't do that shit here

>Be me
>Be literature student
>Good at memorizing poetry because i enjoy reading and memorizing poetry
>Good at identifying the main ideas in books because i read literature on daily basis
>Who the fuck cares about fallacies in literature? Fiction isn't meticulously arguing for some particular case, you dumb lawyer-brain.

Take literature pill and live a better life.

>Be me
>Be layman
>Enjoy literature with an innocence untouched by deeper higher education
>Digest the main ideas of the book implicitly without effort

>IDENTIFYING MUH THEMES
Absolute plebs.

>Be me
>Be homeless
>Free to read as long as there's a street light over my head
>Being kicked, pissed on, and raped provides me with ample life experience and inspiration for writing

>>20846043
holy seethe!
>implying being efl precludes me from knowing other languages
just lol. lmao even.

Is 26 too old to be a Law Student freshman?

>>20846398
Goethe studied law. He didn't spend all his time masturbating on an Indonesian basket weaving forum.

>>20846880
Clearly, you're halfway Goethe.

>>20846960
No, my point was that Goethe didn't take the literature pill and he lived a bad life.
Also, I don't study law.

Imagine studying law, becoming in debt to just be a pettifogging shysters lmaooooooo. Law students are genuine retards.

Recommend me books on law. I want to get a better grasp on the subject.

bump

>>20846605
As a fellow ESL, I kindly ask you stop discrediting our humble /lit/-based diaspora.
Please and thank you.

>>20846614
Definitely not. I swear thats like the average age. Half my 1l class is 25+.

>>20848656
>... I kindly ask you TO stop discrediting...
can't make this shit up with you esls
learn my language better retard

>>20846605
If I got into a car crash and would come to learn in the ER that the doctor about to save my life uses the phrase “holy seethe” on a Castilian bull-fighting insurance forum, I would ask for a 9mm with a single bullet in the chamber and for the nurse to dim the lights and shut the door

>>20846446
This, and only this.

>>20846446
Why would you not want to take apart and analyze your favorite books? Doesn’t have to be for everything you read

>>20846614
No. It's graduate school. It takes a few years out of school for Law to look appealing with how shit most other jobs are

>>20845924
>be me
>just graduated from Harvard Law
>Making 180k doing corporate law
>working 12hrs a day
>spend all my money on expensive apartment and going out in my few free hours
>never have time to meet women
>can't actually enjoy myself
>work like a dog for years with the hope of making partner so I might eventually have some sort of freedom

>>20850814
Why not just do family law independently? You'd actually be helping people and you could choose your own hours.

>>20846043
Gypsy cope

>>20845924
I'm studying Law and I hate it, it's soulless, and most of the other students are despicable. I just do the bare minimum to pass, and spend most of my time either reading or writing. It's not like I will ever actually work as a Lawyer.

>>20850814
>be me
>graduated from a respected but modest law school
>making decent money doing wills/estate law
>"working" 8 hours a day, with a decent portion of that time just being me chilling in the office
>spend my money on a nice house and quality of life
>have time to meet plenty of women
>can actually enjoy myself and pursue my passions/hobbies
You do realize that there are many types of law, right? Stuff like corporate law is exclusively for workaholics who have zero issue working 16 hours a day, because work is what gives their life meaning. You obviously should not try to compete with these people if you want a job that actually gives you time to do other things

>>20850882
>it's not like i will ever actually work as a lawyer
Why? Just find a niche area of the law that lets you live a comfortable life and make your own hours. It's a valuable degree because you can do so many things with it. Hell, one of my professors talked about a lawyer friend who just chilled in Hawaii and cashed in on tourists getting into accidents during the summer. Law is definitely soulless if that's what you want to make it; but it doesn't have to be

>>20847157
Jurispridence/theory or doctrine?

>>20849202
anaesthesia actually.
I like gassing rich jews

>>20845924
>be me
>be programmer
>good at memorising poetry because I have a working brain
>good at identifying main ideas in books because I passed elementary school
>good at identifying fallacies because I have an iq above 75
I'll stick with doing 2 hours of remote work a day and spending of the rest of the time reading, thanks.

>>20851221
I don't know the difference so I will say both

>>20845924
bumping as an almost dropout of law school, my frens

>>20852799
>Almost dropout
Why?

>>20845939
Point at the monolingual EFL and laugh.

>>20849172
>... I kindly ask you TO stop discrediting...
>can't make this shit up with you esls
But the ESL anon was right

>>20852862
Am i the only shit student here? I suck at studying, i postpone everything, i end up reading 1/10th of what im supposed to and attending a few lessons all semester, im just the worst. I already got kicked out of uni for not progressing enough in my degree, and just got accepted back in by re applying. I dont even know why im trying, or if i am. I just wanna kys myself