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20842588 No.20842588 [Reply] [Original]

If Genesis isnt metaphoric, where is the garden of eden situated on Earth? Biblically speaking

>> No.20842592

>>20842588
Isn't Eden situated in paradise?

>> No.20842594

Well somewhere in the middle east

>> No.20842597

The moon

>> No.20842601

>>20842588
What's like the first time you penetrate a womans vagina?

>> No.20842602

> And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became four heads. The name of the first is Pishon; that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold; and the gold of that land is good; there is bdellium and the onyx stone. And the name of the second river is Gihon; the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Cush. And the name of the third river is Tigris; that is it which goeth toward the east of Asshur. And the fourth river is the Euphrates.
It's either in Iraq at the Tigris/Euphrates delta, or in Armenia at their sources.

>> No.20842603

>>20842588
Mesopotamia, aka Iraq. If you actually read the book then you'd see it clearly says that Eden is between the Tigris and the Euphrates. Abraham is also said to come from the land of Sumer.

It's not real, but to answer your hypothetical question, that's the answer.

>> No.20842609

>>20842602
>>20842594
Where did it go? Wasnt it supposed to be guarded by angels

>> No.20842608
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20842608

Fertile Crescent

>> No.20842610

>>20842588
Metaphorically, North Africa. The Sahara was once fertile land. This was where “Atlantis” was.

Goddamn. I love women.

>> No.20842617

>>20842609
destroyed in the fall

>> No.20842630

>>20842588
Looks like a girl I used to know in high school. ROFL. Anyways, by the commandment of Allah, I'd stone that bitch if she acted like that around me.

>> No.20842638

>>20842588
the moon

>> No.20842657

>>20842588
Brabant, around the Dutch-Belgian border. Read Goropius.

>> No.20842664

>>20842588
i would like to insert my penis in her vagina and perform the sex
that is my contribution to this thread

>> No.20842697

>>20842588
sexo butt thing

>> No.20842721

>>20842588
I'm not going to tell you, because the picture you have posted shows little concern for, upper back support.

>> No.20842733

>>20842617
that's rather convenient...

>> No.20842763

>>20842588
author's ass

>> No.20842805

>>20842588
fapped to her hot dog stand video earlier today hehe. one of my top 10 all stars whores, like #8 or 9.

>> No.20842834

>>20842588
The British Isles

>> No.20842837

>>20842733
I imagine Earth would feel hellish, if there was a Paradise garden which you may never enter, but you can see the party of the century going on at all times... kinda like Florida during the 80s for Mexicans

>> No.20842898

>>20842588
Deposited firmly and safely deep in her anus.

>> No.20842905

>>20842733
We could see your bait from miles away

>> No.20842923

>>20842588
The Garden of Eden represents our hunter-gatherer past, the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil are psychedelics. Eve first bites the fruit because women most likely discovered agriculture on accident. A snake tempts Eve with the fruit because snakes were a danger to humans throughout all of human history as well as our evolutionary past going back to whatever lemur looking things that eventually became us.

>> No.20842947

>>20842588
>where is the garden of eden situated on Earth
Located mutually in every man's penis and semen

>> No.20842948
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20842948

It was in the persian gulf before it was flooded

pic related is 21000 BC

>> No.20843004

>>20842947
Fake and gay.

VaginaCloseup.png

>> No.20843019

>>20843004
He’s kinda right though, I’m straight but vaginas are gross if we’re being honest and women are demons.

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20843034

Jackson, Missouri.

>> No.20843035

>>20843019
I generally prefer dicks as well but the garden of Eden is deeply yonic and anything to the contrary is cope

>> No.20843040

>>20843034
The mormons are weird but they're unironically right about native americans being one of the lost tribes of israel

>> No.20843044

>>20843019
Real honesty here. He’s not right, and vaginas are where you came from. Not balls. Balls are fertilizer. Your dad’s genetics in blob. You came from woman.

>>20843035
Based fag poster. Ty.

>> No.20843052

>>20843040
Then why are the Israeli lobby protecting them?

>> No.20843077

>>20843052
*why aren’t

>> No.20843080

>>20843052
>>20843077
Why would they recognize them? What would israel have to gain?

>> No.20843142

>>20842837
You mean Cubans. It still is that way.

>> No.20843147

>>20842609
Great flood

>> No.20843149

>>20842805
Wat is nam?

>> No.20843175

>>20843149
kek how can you not know dani daniels

>> No.20843223

>>20842601
The first time I fucked it was with a black prostitute, hot and cheap
I thought
"So that's it? This is what girls aren't willing to give me for free?
...
I fucking hate them even more, now"

This perception might be caused by the fact that I'm not good at fucking, of course

>> No.20843251

>>20842610
Everything about this post is contrarian bullshit.

>> No.20843260

>>20842601
It's a disappointment. It's like if you jack off, but the hand remains still and smells like tuna.

Now fucking a girl in the asshole..

>> No.20843261

>>20842664
go back to preddit fag