/lit/ - Literature

In a grave

>>20832476
any place where women in their prime and not expired pass by so you can hit on them

>>20832476
Of course it’s the waves

In your reading chair, naturally.

>>20832476
A firm, upright chair in a quiet room.

>>20832483
I know this must be comfy af but I wanna shoot myself looking at this pic at the same time. Nevertheless, cozy setup so enjoy if it's yours anon. Personally I'd use a lamp with different settings. "Warm" light is perfect for late night lazy reading.

>>20832620
The light is warmer than what the image makes it look like. The lamp has one of those fancy light bulbs that can change color but I also found that what makes a cozy reading setting is not great for actually reading.

>>20832481
the waves is fucking great

>>20832638
This. One of the best books the English language has to offer.

>>20832476
Inside her cunt, which was the world.

>>20832638
It’s what you expect pseudointellectual women to grandstand to having read since it’s their only “good” book they have and will ever read

>>20832476
>best place to read a book?
Do people really?

>>20832483
this is the best post I´ve ever seen.

>>20832476
Is that bed made for orgies? That thing is enormous.

>>20832479
fpbp as I begin to rope myself to read a book

>>20832675
lol no not really

>>20832476
Outside in Summer while birds are making their presence known. A light snack and something to drink. Preferably with a great view.

>>20832707
To feed your angra, I assume?

>>20832693
Just look at her. Of course she'd made her cuck husband buy a bed that accomodate 3 BBCs while he's at work.

>>20832476
No way someone thay attractive and with such poweful thighs willingly read The Waves.
GIVE ME HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL NAME NOW

>>20832654

>>20832816
He doesn't know how to search for her youtube channel using the image lmao. Keep suffering coom fag

>>20832476
I would like to marry her. 4chan do your thing.

>>20832853
Marry her what? Her boobs? Her thighs? Her books? Her massive and probably very comfy bed? Don't leave me hanging here, anon!

I get most of my reading done on the train, not many distractions, comfy-ish chair and I'm bored/not interested in most of the podcasts I used to listen to anymore, so its perfect! Three books down in the last month already

>>20832861
I want to marry the female in the photograph that OP posted when creating the thread we're currently replying to.

>>20832848
I already found it and her Instagram retard. Keep thinking you're intelligent because you can click two buttons.

>>20832894
This is not a female. It's a depiction of a female.

>>20832483
Low sex drive. Why would I waste time sitting there reading when I could be fucking or fapping?

>>20832480
In college I used to go to a strip club to study my latin.

Id pay the five dollar cover and sit at a booth, it was a weekday so there was barely anyone there, just the strippers peddling their wares. Every fifteen minutes one would come up and hit on me, we'd talk declination a for a bit, they'd realize I had no money, and go on their merry way. Some of the smarter ones would occasionally circle back for the conversation. I don't think there's a better place to get work done.

>>20832919
what are you even doing on this board lmao

>>20832476
I found her from Ali Abdaal, her advice is good and she seems cool, it's funny how her thumbnails clearly try to draw in the views using subtle or overt sexual themes (the doe eyes looking slightly upwards and partially opened mouth), she's probably good at teasing guys in real life kek.

>>20832900
The need to coom got ya thinking a little? Rope yourself jizzbrain.

>>20832942
She's a med student. So she's a total whore in real life. As others have pointed out, she has an oversized bed...for orgies and sex. She's a fuck toy.

>>20832954
If you're not a complete degenerate then you're not an avid reader.

up your own ass

>>20832965
Wait, no. That's probably only true for writers. Forget what I said.

To the guillotine

>>20832853
Just watched on of her videos, forget I said this.

>>20832476
I've been watching her videos trying to understand what went wrong with her upbringing. She's so cute too

>>20832954
> So she's a total whore in real life.
I highly doubt this. Elizabeth's posts are about going out - vacationing with her female friends, she hasn't ever given a hint about a bf.

>>20832989
So she dropped out of med school...

>>20833049
>Elizabeth's posts are about going out - vacationing with her female friends
>I doubt she's a whore
weak troll

She's a gymmaxxed 5 foot nothing minx full of anxiety
>>20833052
Yes...

>>20832476
i would like to open the hairy book she's got in between her legs and read it with my urethra if you catch my drift

>>20832476
sexo sexo sexo

Lads
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BMbOyWthSdy

>>20833131
Post a screenshot. Instagram has extreme anti-stalking measures in place if you don't have an account. Basically if you view someone's page more than three times instagram either locks you out for about 24 hours or you get "Looks like the page you're trying to access doesn't exist!" message.

>>20833149
For u

>>20833049
Girls can lie about this, their social media can be cultivated. She does however talk about anxiety etc and is probably shy irl.

>>20832476
On a train is my favorite.

>>20833202
>wearing a bra 3x bigger than your tits
Fucking dumb whore. Does she think men are that stupid? I can literally see her other pics where she wears a bra that's her size.

>>20833214
>Does she think men are that stupid?
You're overestimating the wits of average cumbrained instagram simp. That being said, she is a whore.

>>20832932
based

>>20833214
She's busty you fool. Do you think that's oversized too?

>>20832483
I need a fucking chair like that

>>20832919
Go away Andrew

>>20832620
That pic is too indulgent that's why

>>20833239
Remember to shop for chairs in person: 99% of them are uncomfortable. I had to search a dozen stores to find one I liked.

>>20833237
What’s wrong with her teeth?

>>20833237
That's a really bad shop. Compare to this. Her tits are tiny to normal sized

>>20833267
She's Br*t*sh

i have to read at the library cuz i have no fucking room for a comfy chair

>>20833237
>>20833279
Kek. Women are such a meme.

>>20833290
I refuse to believe that she would stoop so low to edit her tits
>>20833267
Nothing they're adorable

>>20832476
She doesn't even look like her thumbnails in the videos.

>>20833301
>I refuse to believe that she would stoop so low to edit her tits
They literally spend hours on their phone editing a single picture so they look like a model and to make their friends in the picture uglier.

>>20833302
See >>20833302

>>20832476
behind a dumpster or in a swampy marsh. Horrid smells awaken the mind and keep it on alert for bad ideas.

The bust is genuine. But I know you're all virgins so I'm going to let you in on a little secret: Breast size can change quite a lot during the estrous cycle.
And now get back to discussing the thread topic, you coomer retards.

>>20833393
YWNBAW

>>20833405
I'm not. Because I'm living the degenerate polyamorous trophy male life.

>>20833411
>polyamorous
What’s it like having a 46 inch size waist?

>>20833393
The difference can be around 50% unless there's significant chance in overall bodyweight. Her tits are like three times the size between those pics, it's a bad shop, stop gaslighting roastie. Also >>20833411 no male ever uses the term "polyamorous", I can smell your lying slimehole from here.

>>20833424
I'm not American, sorry.

Fellas, her tits are big...I was wrong
https://www.picuki.com/media/2854886036069344070
Watch the video

>>20832933
some of us are ex-readers that have transcended reading and are trying to show the way

>>20833561
You're reading this post right now.

>>20832919
Average coombrain can only judge behaviors based on how much instant gratification they provide

>>20833431

>>20832476
sexo

>>20832693
>>20832954
Look at the pixels, it's shooped to make it look bigger

>>20833755
Detective shit up in here

>>20832476
Is The Waves good? Also the one piece she's wearing fits her nice. She looks like an actress from golden age Hollywood

>>20833755
So bitches now shop their furniture in addition to tits? Honestly I feel sorry for them at this point.

>>20833800
Kek

>>20832483
my grandfather sat in a chair like this 16 hours a day

>>20832932
Based

this bitch is so fucking hot
she's like a bookish hannah owo

I believe she still idealizes and may be in love with the cringe pajeet Ali. They share the same values (success, first in class, read more books, learn learn learn etc.) and even talk the same way.

>>20832476
She's honestly not that pretty, but she's insanely hot. She has one of those bodies that just make you want to impregnate her.

>>20834004
Who is Ali? Are you telling me a pajet has better chances at fucking this girl than me?

>>20834010
She's insanely pretty: symmetrical face, plump lips, small upturned nose, cat eyes.
>>20834015
Sadly yes
https://youtu.be/dlKBmzQbiyU

>>20834040
I wouldn't even guess he's a pajet to be honest. I'd assume he's hispanic or middle eastern.

Hammock, or on the beach

>>20834040
>She's insanely pretty
Nah, she's very pretty and way out of my league for sure, but she's not insanely pretty. Her jaw is huge and I would bet she has problems with her bite. There's something off about her lower face.

>>20832954
>Queen size bed is $2000
>King is $2300
>You are making a purchase for the next 20 years of your life or if you're an idiot, the rest of your life.
>"Nah, I'll save the $300"
You get the big bed, idiot. There is nothing you gain from saving that money. Nothing at fucking all, ever. Never ever.

>>20833049
This only makes it more likely that she's a whore to be honest.

>>20834040
he's a doctor

>>20834185
300 divided by 20 is still 15 bucks per year saved

>>20834040
...bros...the way she looks at him...

>>20832476
I'd read her in bed if you know what I mean

>>20833683
life advice here

>>20832476
On the toilet, amidst poop spotted copies of Battlefield Earth, Atlas Shrugged and The Amorous Adventures of Ashida Kim.

>>20834217
A good bed is one of those things you stop spending money on other things for.
A worse bed is not worth a few Taco Bell trips or cigarettes.

>>20832476
with my face between her thighs

>>20834456
Backwards? So you can also see the book?

>>20834424
I just sleep on the floor desu

>>20832476
Dinky little wooden desk, wooden chair, set up next to the window, pack of cigarettes. Don't needs more.

>>20832483
>amerifat

>>20828065
>>20830448
>>20829786
>>20829786
>>20826965
>>20830124
>>20827856
>>20820407
>>20821947
>>20819854
>>20830676
>>20831661
>>20813399
>>20830178

>>20832476
People who don't read exclusively either on toilet or in public transport to pass the time have no actual life or NEETs

>>20832932
LARP

>>20833202
fuuuck... imagine fucking her so hard and grabing her shoulder and hair and plowing her my god , those boobs, waist , thighs. Fuck

>>20832483
>Beksinski

>>20834791
>German

>>20833214
yeah. what's up with women trying to make it so their tits look larger. Is that because of porn standards, they think men love huge tits? I like all kinds of tits, small, medium, large but I dislike humongous though

>>20834004
I think they talk the same way because she modelled him for her vids

>>20834209
He's making 1mm+ per year too.
>>20834263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9m00NGPwgg
>14:21

>>20832476
Can't they enjoy their hobbies wihout whoring?

>>20832654
What's that from? I feel like it's game of thrones or something.

>>20833049
You're not a WHORE when you have a relationship. You're a whore when you go on sex tourist holidays with your sex tourist friends.

>>20833267
>bri'ish

>>20833411
Your woman is showing whore :D

>>20832476
When I was 15 I was such a fucking dork who wanted to be recognised as an intellectual that I sat in a fork of the tree that grew in our front yard while I read fellowship of the ring for the first time. For hours I sat there so uncomfortable with a sore ass and bored by this long ass novel, but was worth it when strangers would walk past and I saw them looking at me

Who would have thought I had autism bros

On the john / in the head.

How do I get a gf? Tinder does nothing for me...

>>20835875
>go gym
>have decent personality
>not be an introvert
easy. except the last 2 points

>>20835739
But anon, whoring is their hobby

>>20835796
Lmao you could have tried Hegel for even more street cred

>>20832476
I don't know about the best place to read, but I do know about the best places to NOT read, and they're always coffee shops. Those who read there aren't definitely be there to read but to larp as intellectual hipsters.

>>20835922
Isn't this larping excusable up to a certain age?

>>20832476
At a nightclub

>>20832476
I have done at least 90% of my life's reading laying in bed, not counting reading on the computer. But I rarely read-read on the computer.

>>20833279
Damn, she's got gorgeous eyebrows.

At a desk or in one of these chairs. It's too easy for me to lose focus on a couch or sofa.

>>20833301
Her facial mannerisms are honestly a huge turnoff, plus it looks like she got collagen injections in her lips.

>>20836105
She looks like Marilyn Monroe, those mannerisms are seductive to non-autists. Lips like those are natural if you have top genetics at a young age

>>20836112
>Marilyn Monroe
I see the resemblance in the face now

>>20836112
Why are you simping and getting defensive about some girl you don't even know?
>if you don't like this thot I like, you're an autist
Ok, bud.

>>20836124
Why do you assume my motive is to defend her

>>20836130
Because you're imputing autism because I have a different preference in mannerisms. So it's either simping or projection. Might as well tell me I'm autistic for not liking boxxy's mannerisms.

>>20836139
You're right i often get carried away by my 4chan pavlovian conditioning

>>20836166
Peace be with you.

>>20832476
My wife (21 y/o, private European girls' school until 17 y/o at which point we married, thorougbred, 6 ft tall) can't read in bed because I wrote "fuck me" on all her books' dust covers.

>>20835881
You can be an introvert but make an attempt to socialise.

>>20835796
I used to read sitting on a branch of a tree in my back garden, kino, air, nature and isolated but giving you a good view of other things.

>>20832476
my lap, big boy

>>20836394
Don't fantasise, make it come true

>>20832476
not on your bed as you begin to associate bed with things other than sleep
I will read at my desk or at the school coffee shop or library. It depends on how loud it is. Coffee shop is cozy outside midday, library is best midday. Desk for when I can't sleep or wake up too early and don't want to leave my room. During one winter break, I moved my pillow and blanket to my parent's couch and just laid there and read for the entire day. I had several books in a stack behind my head on the little table, and just existed benignly in the living room. I got to intrude aggressively into everyone's lives by becoming a fixture in the center of the household, commenting on whatever was going on, talking to people if they were invited over, etc. I got to read a lot, but my sleep schedule fell apart since I'd read at 2am on the couch and so forth.

>>20837105
You're such a woman.

>>20837120
post your books read this year, then

>>20832476
in a large wooden rocking chair with a pillow and blanket and side table with a pot of hot tea. An Ekornes Stressless chair would be ok too. A leather LaZBoy is acceptable. But a Aeron chair is to be avoided at all costs.

>>20832483
Added to my comfykino collection.

>>20837369
Please post more items from your comfykino collection anon.

>>20837369
Have one with better lighting and also what >>20837424 said. Even better: Start a thread with comfy reading places.

>>20837442
really fucking jelly here my nigga

>>20837442
I know who you are. I'd recognize that office anywhere. I'm honestly surprised you post on here. Quick question, Karl, when's the English translation of the second Morning Star book coming out?

>>20837503
It's already out. But you have to find it first. I've left clues. Good luck!

>>20837477
Whose signatures are on the ball?

>>20837477
I have that ship painting too :)
Supreme comfy.

>>20832483
giwtwm

>>20832476
>>20832483
>>20837442

Up your game, fags

>>20837919
holy kek

>>20832476
Unironically the toilet. I never feel as comfortable reading as I do there.

>>20832932
Didn't you feel it was way too dark in order to study? I did something similar by going to (Dutch) coffee shops at night but mostly just read fiction

>>20832995
>>20829437
>>20836398
>>20834496
>>20836299
>>20837158
>>20835116
>>20835833

>>20837718
>>20836360

>>20835097

>>20833210
chad normal response

>>20834728
He's reading it alright...

>>20834823
Def public transport or while I'm waiting somewhere outside. Very convenient.

>>20835875
Honestly? Learn to take care of your health and hygiene, pick up a decent fashion style. I legit think men neglect fashion and how much power it holds in the first steps of attraction without having to do anything insane. Oh, one last thing. Just avoid the incel shit. Categorize as you may, not all women are emotionally complicated off their period. Best of luck.

>>20832953
Jesus Christ man. Do you talk this way in real life?

>>20832954
She probably has a full-size bed (in between a twin and a queen) that she bought for $199 at ikea.

>>20832476
I only read in uncomfortable places because if I am in a comfortable place I get sleepy.

>>20833279
>Breasts are different sizes in every picture
>Now she's a nurse(?)

>>20837919
That looks wildly uncomfortable.

>>20832480
But I was banned from my local elementary school and various local parks already, anon

>>20838577
4chan isn't real life.

I read in bed sometimes but it's not very comfy, a good chair is better

>>20832476
In a chair. Bed is a terrible place to do things besides sleep.

>>20833264
Look how curved his back is. That's gonna fuck up his spine.

>>20832932
I love strip clubs, but I don't know how you can study at one.

>>20832476
I'd love to have one of those craftmatic adjustable beds for reading.

>>20832932
Based LARP

>>20837919
>lotion
>roll of toilet paper
>the bible
What did she mean by this?

>>20832476
In my desktop

>>20832483
nice pic

>>20832476
In your home.

>>20837939

i read on le reddit, that shitting for more than 10 minutes can cause hemorrhoids.

but toilet seats are truly comfy.

>>20832476
For me? Lying on my bed.

For her? Sitting up straight naked on my erect 8 inch Cock.

>>20832476
Sexy

>>20837919
amkumun sandalyeden türk oldugunu anladim

>>20832476
At your home.

Books
Boeken

the bathtub.