/lit/ - Literature

What's it like to be you, Gardner?
You have no following, you have nothing better to do than shill-spamming, and the quality of your "writing" hasn't improved an iota.
I'd feel sorry for you, if you weren't so obnoxious.

>>20815438
Sold more books than you faggot

>>20815457
Only out of pity.

r u still buying 4chan?
>>20814266
or did that fizzle out already?

>>20815457
cap

>>20815471
It’s still on

>>20815457
1/5 Stars
>Sorry but I couldn't finish
>Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2021
>Verified Purchase
>I normally don't like to leave negative reviews but this was pretty bad. i won't comment on the story itself but the abundance of spelling, punctuation and grammatical errors gives the impression that you're reading a hastily scribbled first draft. The formatting is equally sloppy. The writing itself is...not stellar. Put together these flaws leave you with very difficult reading experience, and not in a vood way. I purhased the series because I saw a thread on another site hyping it but now I'm beginning to suspect I've been had.

If the story was "bad" I would think much of you, but poor grammar and spelling are choices. I can't imagine trying to sell something that I just didn't try to make as good as possible.
You deserve the hate you get

>>20815562
still trying to buy credibility huh?

>>20815575
Don’t need it when I’m a way better seller than anyone on /lit/
>>20815571
Fake review

>>20815596
>best seller on /lit/
u sure set your sights low
>fake review
verified purchase

>>20815604
check out his reviews on that book
>mostly 5 star reviews but none of them are verified
Its kind of sad that an "author" would stoop so low as faking reviews and begging on 4chan of all places
And instead of writing more books and improving he continues to beg online

>>20815507
IS THAT AN UNCUT PENIS? IN MY UNIVERSE??? AAAAAHHHHHHH HELP ME RABBIMAN I'M GOING INSANE

>>20815650
Gardner recently had thousands of his reviews removed from Goodreads, for review fraud.
4chan is one of the few places he's even still allowed to participate (mostly by default).
He's been banned from a lot of sites.
Just imagine what his parents could have accomplished, with their resources, if they had a less worthless child.

>>20815684
Shut up nigger.

>>20815684
How much longer until he starts going by a pseudonym and releases another mediocre book
I almost feel bad for him

>>20815736
Such an effective argument.
I'll bet you worked on that for a long time before polishing it into this amazing statement.
Your "powers" of logic are reflected clearly in your "books".

>>20815756
>mad at the word nigger
ngmi
read my books

>>20815749
I would feel bad for him too, but he's so obnoxious and abusive.
People who were as heavily bullied as him usually develop enough empathy to not turn out to be bullies themselves...but I guess he's the exception to that rule.

>>20815770
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork than read your books.
It'd be less painful.

>>20815781
Shut up nigger.

>>20815457
>>20815596
>>20815736
>>20815770
Why would anyone buy a book written by such an obvious brainlet?
If you're trying to shill your books in this thread, you have utterly failed.

>>20815787
Do you ever leave the house?
I can't imagine someone like you functioning in the outside world.

>>20815794
>unironically worships Nietzsche

>>20815804
Don't make me repeat myself.

The thoughtful creativity Gardner displays in this thread is reflected in his books.
That is to say, none at all.

>>20815863
You don't need me to make you repeat yourself...you'll do that on your own, all day long.
How many of these sadcringe lolcow shill-spamming threads are you going to create today?
Repeat, repeat, repeat.

Let us all bow our heads and pray, and remember that, no matter how bad life gets...at least we're not Gardner.

>>20815410
What is your opinion on Guenon?

>>20815410
Can you not afford ads anymore?

guys, lets say one has made PDFs of each single one of his retarded books (bought each one used)

what should that person hypothetically do with the data

Yea Horror’s Call is probably the best indie book series currently out there.

>>20817017
Post it

I love CotC. I can see why it’s become so popular here after reading it. Weirdest twist ending ever and it defies all expectations

>>20817017
post them on catbox.moe then share links here

>>20817017
Post it eh?