/lit/ - Literature

Written in 2012, the author DarkDoomFireMaster, began writing this work in the 7th grade (age 11/12) and finished the masterpiece after entering the 8th (age 12/13). Sonic High School is, undoubtedly one of the most insidiously deranged works ever penned by man, and with the right mind (i.e. 4chan retard ape brain) can be enjoyed to the fullest. To advertise it properly to those who haven't had the joy of experiencing this magnum opus this is a a piece which has:

- an abundancy of logic defying sex

- blunt callous violence

- casual racism, sexism and homophobia

- bizarre (sometimes never resolved) subplots

- repeated anaphora with no similarity to characters

- similes made with no relation to plot or environment (ex. sonics large penis being as " just the biggest penis anyone ever saw. It was like he had the World Trade Center sitting on his balls")

- sonic property characters mangled beyond recognition in terms of OOC behaviour and actions

-and terrible grammar and spelling sprinkled in for good measure.

This post was made to discuss this lovely work a decade after its conception, and otherwise an advertisement and plea to those who haven't read it, to read it, as to not miss out on such a great, view changing piece of fiction.

picrel: a lovely excerpt from the text

Text version: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1

Audio version (read by Collosal is Crazy and starts at 40:08): https://youtu.be/tPFI6JpkT7M