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Here's your /lit/ gf, bro

>> No.20764676

>>20764670
That's not how you use CC lmao

>> No.20764677

>>20764670
milk

>> No.20764680

>>20764670
That's a man

>> No.20764688

>>20764670
i want to point out 2 things about her.

>> No.20764703

>>20764670
>Buys a lot of books
>It's all fantasy shit for teens
Lol.

>> No.20764704

>>20764670
>Here's your /lit/ gf, bro
A blonde, blue eyed, healthy skin C-cup attention whore? I take it if I have to.

>> No.20764805

>>20764670
>I read so many books *teehee*
>I am a MASSIVE bookworm
>No it doesn't matter if everything I read is genre trash
>If you dare mention this then you're sexist
>Why yes the latest book I'm reading is by Gumby Botzwoolo and it is about how her irregular menstrual cycle intersects with post-colonial narratives of the oppression of black bodies
>I arrange my books by colour

>> No.20764813

>>20764805
chud

>> No.20764816

You are all jealous.

>> No.20764820

LOOK AT THE BOOKTOKER

>> No.20764825

THE EYE FATTENS

>> No.20764851
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20764851

>when you go over to a lit-boys house and all his books are on a e-reader.

>> No.20764856

>>20764805
>Why yes the latest book I'm reading is by Gumby Botzwoolo and it is about how her irregular menstrual cycle intersects with post-colonial narratives of the oppression of black bodies
This sounds more like academic literature than genre trash.

>> No.20764860

>>20764851
You are never going to find my annotated version of Uncle Ted scriptures.

>> No.20764864

>>20764670
Do you think she'd date a 5'7 unemployed basement dweller?

>> No.20764866

>>20764864
Would you?

>> No.20764868

>>20764864
If you can discuss YA literature and give her a solid 10 minute pounding, yeah

>> No.20764871
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20764871

>>20764866
I'm not asking me, I'm asking her

>> No.20764874

>>20764871
I'm asking you something else, would you?

>> No.20764878

Do you really think she'd date someone from lit?
Someone who would almost definitely be disparaging against their taste in books, cause let's be honest it isn't, capital L, Literature.

Not that I care what people read but I just think her approach and my approach to reading would different, maybe lead one of us to be insecure and the relationship would crumble under the weight of emotional baggage.

>> No.20764886

>>20764874
maybe

>> No.20764889

>>20764878
Yes, probably. You would be surprised at how hard it is to find someone who unironically reads anything. So it is not like she has a lot of options.

>> No.20764891

>>20764878
You've never dated young women, have you? Interests are irrelevant, you just need to listen to her self-absorbed babbling and then fuck her well.

>> No.20764900

>>20764891
Haha I wouldn't want to I married someone three years older than me cause I can't be fucked with immature cunts

>> No.20764908

>>20764878
When it comes to her orbiters, a woman only cares about
-the sex he gives
-the social network he has
-how authoritative he is
-bonus point if the orbiter keeps praising the girl
-bonus point if the orbiter makes her dad seethe

>> No.20764909

Where do I find a qt /lit/ gf like that?

I don't even care if she has shit taste, I can show her the way and introduce her to more serious literature. I mean, I already spot Jane Eyre on that shelf, so that's a good start.

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20764911

>>20764851
H-here's my shelf. As you can see I am also a fan of YA fantasy novels.
>If she asks I'll claim they're psychedelic

>> No.20764913

>>20764911
you're disgusting

>> No.20764924

>>20764911
KEK unironically? CLEAN YOUR ROOM and WASH YOUR PENIS.

>> No.20764938

>>20764924
I wonder if anon has penis mushrooms

>> No.20764941

>>20764908
depressing but true

>> No.20764945

>>20764913
>>20764924
>/lit/gf found out about the cumspot

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20764950

>>20764911
Death, where is thy sting

>> No.20764951
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20764951

>>20764911

>> No.20764957

>>20764911
Seriously, do you think she can save you?

>> No.20764964

>>20764957
All the books I've ever read say the right woman can turn your life around. Books wouldn't lie to me would they? All I need is some love.

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20764966

>>20764911
You're British aren't you? Those are all UK editions

>> No.20764975

>>20764964
There isn't such a thing. Your life is mainly about yourself, maybe children can do that (but they are arguably an extension of yourself), and even then, there are no guarantees.

>> No.20764982

>>20764950
consume those shrooms and death will they bring

>> No.20765045

>>20764670
cute
would marry despite shit taste

>> No.20765059

>>20764911
The Jew fears the indoor mushroom farmer

>> No.20765062

>>20764670
>pretty white girl says something useless to a audience of simps.

if i had the means, id fuck her. she has no other use in this world for men who have a tiny bit of respect for themselves

>> No.20765073

>>20764670
Women like her are queens and deserve to be worshiped.

>> No.20765077

>>20765073
Finally someone speaking my language

>> No.20765139

>>20764871
Why would you ask her about herself in this person?

>> No.20765205

>>20764688
In past thread we've proved her boobs are actually small, or at least not that big. Not reexplaining it. Look up the image on warosu, or just look the way her bra sits...

>> No.20765212

>>20765205
>tfw no small tiddie gf that's insecure about her breasts

>> No.20765213

>>20764911
Anon those spores will fuck up your lungs.

>> No.20765218

>>20765212
I don't think she's insecure. I think she's doing it to generate views on TikTok.

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20765221

>>20764911
Dude

>> No.20765232

>>20764851
canned food before you...

>> No.20765241

>>20764911
literally how? where did they come from, what are they growing in?

>> No.20765244

>>20765218
It's from Instagram

>> No.20765247

>>20765205
yeah but idk her name so I have no keyword fro the search field

>> No.20765252

>>20764670
I was away from /lit/ for half a year and people are still posting the same shit. /lit/ always comes through same boring cycle, no matter what happens

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20765253

>>20764670
Thanks!

>> No.20765255

I can read her like a book.
She co opted the subject of books so she can talk about something innocent while she covertly shows off her tits and in doing so gets a steady stream of internet simps that boost her self esteem.

>> No.20765265

>every time someone posts webm in OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqyLJ-fWbSI

>> No.20765272

>>20764670
Breasts. Boobs. Knockers. Hooters. Melons. Titties. Bosom.
That is all.

>> No.20765276

>>20764704
>C-cup attention whore
How are men so bad at guessing cup sizes? Cups are bust - band and there is no version of reality where her bust is only 3 inches bigger than her band.

>> No.20765281

>>20765276
Are... are you coming on to me?

>> No.20765291

>>20765276
No one cares roastie whore.
You're a woman and thus no nothing about interesting/important subjects, so fuck off. Why are women so ignorant about math, science, philosophy, and history?

>> No.20765296

>>20765291
*know
English isn't my first language

>> No.20765318

>>20764670
all her books are printed the wrong way, waste of money

>> No.20765322

>>20765276
What does it matter?
Her booba looks nice and that's all I care about. Call it C or DD or H-cup. I want to motorboat them either way.

>> No.20765325

>>20765276
woman detected! woman!

>> No.20765327

>>20765252
KEK welcome to the internet.

>> No.20765330

>>20765276
What's her true size ?

>> No.20765342

>>20765276
This, she's a d at least. My ex was between d and dd and she had slightly bigger tits, virgins tend to think anything d is titcow territory.

>> No.20765344

>>20764676
She's saying one thing and the closed caption says something different, humorless baboon

>> No.20765348

>>20764805
Jane Eyre isn't genre trash

>> No.20765349

>>20765247
>he doesn't know how to find this thread on warosu and then click view same above the webm
Disgusting.

>> No.20765352

>>20765244
You can ulpoad your TikToks to instagram.

>> No.20765354

>>20764911
Based

>> No.20765383

>>20764911
Average /lit/izen apartment

>> No.20765434

>>20764966
>Those are all UK editions
The mushrooms or the books?

>> No.20765435

>>20765342
Considering the retard in OP is wearing an oversized, padded bra, it’s hard to tell, you fucking retard

>> No.20765443

>>20765435
Don't talk about our gf like that

>> No.20765451

My ex was the academically inclined daughter of a university professor. AMA.

>> No.20765468

>>20764911
Bookshrooms
Bookshrooms
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do when they grow on you?
Bookshrooms
Bookshrooms

>> No.20765479

>>20765435
>oversized, padded bra,
You can tell she fills them up nicely, those are heavy tits.

>> No.20765523
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20765523

>>20764670
Her tits aren't that big. You can tell she is purposely wearing an oversized bra by the way her shirt delineates the bra cups so clearly. If her boobs were that big, they would fill the cups and there would be a smooth transition from the edge of the cup to the round suppleness of her tits. But there isn't. The shirt clings tightly to the edge of the cup giving a stark delineation, and the fabric hangs taut and straight, not curved, above the edge of the cup of the bra.

Basically she's wearing an oversized bra to get more tiktok views and followers.

>> No.20765529

>>20765479
>fills them up nicely
>has an obvious bra line
>indicating that “she,” in fact, does not fill them up nicely
>insists he is a bra/boob connoisseur
Our records show that, that is a lie.

>> No.20765535

LOOK AT le BOOKABOOBA

>> No.20765542

>>20765523
stfu i'm gonna blast coom all over her fat milkers

>> No.20765551

>>20764670
queen of /lit/

>> No.20765552

>wearing a big bra makes your boobs bigger
The absolute state of /lit/. I wouldn't be surprised if some of you don't even exhibit object permanence.

>> No.20765564

>>20765551
No, that would be someone else that I forgot her name.

>> No.20765565

>>20765564
Abigail Thorn

>> No.20765574

>>20765565
Yes, that one.

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20765576

>>20765565
Hmm yes, mayhaps

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20765579

>>20765574
>>20765576
Sorry I meant Abigail Shapiro. Clearly I didn't mean to type Oliver Thorn.

>> No.20765587

>>20765579
No you were right the first time

>> No.20765589

>>20765579
Isn’t she on her 6th miscarriage, since she will never be a real woman?

>> No.20765599

>>20765479
Why are incels like this? Bad enough you're a worthless loser. You don't have to constantly announce it to the whole world.

>> No.20765600

>>20765589
And that's a good thing. She won't get persecuted on the dejudification of the western world because she wasn't part of the great replacement.

>> No.20765601

>>20765579
KEK yes, that one too.

>> No.20765606

>>20764670
Ugly face, worse personality.

>> No.20765618

>>20765551
That would be mommy Rowling. Le OG TERF VILLAINE.

>> No.20765625

>>20765349
View same doesn't show up any other results

>> No.20765634

>>20764670
>no Bible in sight
Dropped.

>> No.20765643

>>20765634
She's probably taken fewer dicks than the average catholislut. From my experience, girls from conservative families have a wild turbowhore phase at like 14-18.

>> No.20765657

>>20765643
I'm not marrying her. What are you talking about?

>> No.20765661

>>20765643
I know someone who was like that, would reprimand me for being non-religious and sometimes blasphemous. She got pregnant by a college professor during college. The positive thing is that the guy didn't leave her so all is well I guess.

>> No.20765666

>>20764911
this place is so gullible

>> No.20765668

>>20765661
Oh yeah the college professor was in his late 40s and she just turned 18 when she got pregnant. She knew the guy since she was 17.

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20765669

>she thinks I care about her finances and not those MASSIVE fucking sweater puppies

>> No.20765697

>>20765669
Oh she knows exactly where you're looking, she's flexing daddy's money to piss off other bitches

>> No.20765701

>>20765661
>>20765668
many such cases

>> No.20765706
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20765706

>>20765701
She's doing great though and it wasn't some disgusting pump and dump. The guy's a religious studies teacher.
It's just that we don't expect such age gaps in our culture.
pic related her and her happy family. Everyone from our class is happy for her too.

>> No.20765711

>>20764670
Not bad. She seems to have a good enough nature, and she's cute. The books? Who cares. Fixating on the asininity of woman's interests is a sure way to never get one, and besides, who REALLY wants some chthonic, self-deprecating BPD Engels broad to stifle your joy and cheat on you, anyway? Because that's what you're going to get when you date a girl that "reads literature".

>> No.20765714

>>20764805
>I arrange my books by colour
There is literally nothing wrong with this tho

>> No.20765718

>>20765668
hawt

>> No.20765725

>>20765711
This guy fucks

>> No.20765756

>>20765564
paperbackdreams?

>> No.20765765

>>20765668
very trad and based

>> No.20765768

>>20765765
she's studying law now.
Me? i'm a bum

>> No.20765791

>>20765711
>She seems to have a good enough nature
Are we watching the same video?

>> No.20765840

>>20765791
Yes, we are. She has a kind look, and an easy, relaxed carelessness. I can tell just by looking at her. You would be happy when you were with her, but because you're nitpicky, you cannot see that beyond the fact she mouthed the word "b*tch* and filmed herself for social media (which every single woman does).

>> No.20765869

>>20765711
>posts videos of herself on the internet despite not having any skills or knowledge to pass onto others
>hmm yes a good enough nature, my dear

>> No.20765889

Not sure what you guys are complaining about.
I would marry her.

>> No.20765899

>>20765889
Same. I want to lick that face and squeeze those boobers forever.

>> No.20765902

>>20765869
And what exactly are you passing on, genius?

>> No.20765915

>>20764670

God she's so hot. Wouldn't have kids though

>> No.20765945

>>20765706
>ugly chink/gook/insect
>meaning anon is a soulless bugman
Since they're Christian insects, my guess is you're from Guam or the Phillipines.

>> No.20765948

>>20765945
>Since they're Christian insects, my guess is you're from Guam or the Phillipines.
yes.jpg

>> No.20765950

>>20765523
Someone actually saved what I wrote. I feel honored.

>> No.20765951

>>20764703
>fiction bad

>> No.20765952

>>20765950
We're gonna use it to attack the shithead OP whenever he makes this garbage thread

>> No.20765954

I can't remember the last time I saw women other than my wife and select family positively. Unless I specifically tag a woman as not a whore, my unconscious assumes she's a cross between a whore, a child, a sociopath and a grifter. They are almost a distinct parasite race at this point, like gypsies.

>> No.20766030

>>20765952
It won’t matter a gnats ass

>> No.20766077

>>20765954
Most based man itt

>> No.20766107

>>20766077
He projects biases on people as caricatures in his addled head. This isn’t based. The dweeb or dweebs posting this are serious chud ass-kissing puppies

>> No.20766352

>>20765756
YES!

>> No.20766360

>>20764670
too old

>> No.20766392

>>20765241
spores.
likely cum from anon doing it reading genre stuff and badly written romantic tension.

>> No.20766638

>>20765276
which part of the titty is the band?

>> No.20766645

>>20765272
Indeed.

>> No.20766685

>>20764670
She looks nice and well read.

>> No.20766706

>>20764805
>tolstoi? who's that? :)

>> No.20766717

>>20765247
save webm and use "search by image hash" option

>> No.20766723

>>20765073
this!

>> No.20766725

>>20764891
>>20764908
These
>>20765252
Lucky

>> No.20766732

>>20764703
>think he doesn't have 90IQ like all poltards because he reads political novel
here is your +1 point for reading books that you don't understand

>> No.20766738

>>20765349
>>20765247
>>20766717
>he doesn't use 4chanX and just search by image
ngmi

>> No.20766959

Anyone found her social? She deserves a personal message.

>> No.20766978

>>20766959
Yes

>> No.20766982

>>20766978
Will you deliver a private message? I dont have the social.

>> No.20766993

>>20766982
What? No, I'm not a message boy.

>> No.20766996

>/lit/ - Alt Right Pussies Cry About Literally Everything

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20766998

>>20764670
I like reading books but I prefer reading them for free over buying them.
Sorry paypigs

>> No.20767006

>>20766993
Then reveal the social at once!

>> No.20767017

>>20766996
>/lit/ - One Man's Indefinite, Currently Several Years Ongoing Quest to Dismantle the Alt Right by Making Bitchy Comments on Spaces Successfully Colonized and Monopolized By It, Comments That Are Like Background Noise At Best

>> No.20767022

>>20766638
It's not, it's the bra strap, basically the measurement under the breast.
I'd call that a C cup too, I guess in reality we think about A to D but there's more cup sizes above D than there are below it.

>> No.20767034

>>20766996
Imagine I posted a basedjack mocking you for browsing reddit

>> No.20767035

>>20767006
You can't make me.

>> No.20767044

>>20767017
made you seethe
>>20767034
yea that'd be the default /pol/tard response alright

>> No.20767059

>>20767044
I'm not seething, I'm empathizing with you and trying to tell you you're wasting your time. You don't see me on /leftypol/ crying about commies for several years and mostly being ignored. Have you ever had a fruitful exchange about the "alt right?" Do you not realize that a bitter, bitchy tone and boring "seethe"-posting actually just rigidifies people further in their beliefs by confirming for them that their "enemy" is a cunt who hates them just as much?

I never understood this, I have shilled in spaces I wanted to influence before and the farthest thing from my mind was "I should try to come off like an obnoxious, condescending cunt."

>> No.20767077

>>20767059
i am not "shilling" anything you paranoid freak. but thanks for confirming my original post

>> No.20767088

>>20767035
What do you want for the social?

>> No.20767095

>>20767088
Post dick and boipussy pics with timestamp.

>> No.20767096

>>20767077
Shilling in the sense of representing something, a viewpoint in this case, in a space hostile or indifferent to it. What you are doing is the equivalent of me going to /v/ right now, picking a random thread, and posting
>playing video games in 2022
Like I said, background noise at most. The most people are doing is thinking "??" and glossing over it. Or what's happening right now, being drawn into a conversation with someone who just thinks you're mentally challenged.

After this I'm going to go back to talking to the other 98% of the board that is "alt right" and you're going to go make another
>itt: incels
post on the incels reddit. What I'm trying to tell you is, it's better to be me in this equation: someone talking to other people he actually likes. Go find a space you like.

I know, I know, you didn't read this post and you epic trolled me. But food for thought.

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20767103

>>20767095
Ok. Now do the needful.

>> No.20767110

>>20767103
It has to be yours and I'm not seeing any timestamp.

>> No.20767122

>>20764851
That's me. Go fuck yourself, cunt

>> No.20767143

>>20767096
you're probably right that healing /lit/ is a lost cause these days, but i don't mind shitposting in particularly awful threads like this one

>> No.20767170

>>20766107
Cope

>> No.20767240

>>20764878
Brother, women are kind of goofy. I have a girlfriend. We share some similar interests on some things but mostly not. She eats meat, I don't. She doesn't like guns, I have several. She likes anime and Disney stuff, I don't. She likes talking, I don't. She's still kind of punk/emo despite being in her late 20s, I'm not (and never was). She is going for pre-med stuff and I work at a fucking hobby store part-time.

If someone likes you then they like you.

>> No.20767368

>>20765523
Still rather large all things considered

>> No.20767388
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20767388

>>20764670
>It's another "/lit/ seethes at a woman for casually enjoying books" episode

>> No.20767390

>>20766706
>You think I'd like Siddhartha? I haven't gotten into classics very much teehee :)

>> No.20767422

>>20764670
My sister is 16 and reads normie books like this. She's pretty much your ideal woman otherwise. Curious

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20767461

Do none of your retards have wives? Women are foe the recreation of the warrior. They shouldn't be reading philosophy. Just like none of you should be giving advice on emotional matters.

>> No.20767472

>>20767461
KEK

>> No.20767483

>>20767422
Where can I meet your sister

>> No.20767487

>>20767483
>normie
Basically outside.

>> No.20767515

>>20767487
She's homeschooled and pretty much only goes to work, the gym, and periodically hangs out with her friends. Proud of her really, she had a chance to be a promiscuous druggie (like me) but she made the right decision

>> No.20767533

>>20765276
Shut the fuck up tranny

>> No.20767543

>>20767515
What is her work?

>> No.20767560

>>20767543
She's not into that stuff right now.

>> No.20767694

>>20767560
So is it over for her?

>> No.20767767

>>20767240
>She eats meat, I don't.
LOL - is she taller than you, too? Eat meat, faggot.

>> No.20768023

Well, where can i find this specimen? Whats her name? I havent kept up with the booktubers.

>> No.20768031

>>20767368
They're just saggy so they don't fill up the bra correctly. All the weight is in the bottom of the cup. She could wear one that's more flattering.

>> No.20768487

>>20764670
Her books are good.

>> No.20768509

>>20764670
Lmao, I saw a video of her ____________________________.
Shit was wild.

>> No.20768514

>>20765951
>for teens

>> No.20768584

>>20765951
>fantasy
>female authors

>> No.20768590

>>20767035
>poke
Go on

>> No.20769354

>>20764911
I WAS HERE!

>> No.20769365

>>20765951
fiction is bad you manchild cuckold
hang yourself

>> No.20769367

>>20764670
Do you think she's virgin, bros?

>> No.20769388

>>20769367
no but she has a relatively low partner count and is picky

t. knower

>> No.20769445

please post her name

>> No.20769481

>>20769367
lol

>> No.20769507
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>>20764851
>spending money on anything when you can get it for free
out of my house, harlot. you clearly have no money management skills.

>> No.20769616

>>20764670
built for my bbc

>> No.20769622

>>20769616
smart girls don't take bbc's

>> No.20769623

i fucking hate women and fiction so much

>> No.20769626

>>20769623
Do you hate fun?

>> No.20769641

>>20769622
good, she's definitely taking mine then

>> No.20769669

>>20769626
go grab a gun and fucking kill yourself

>> No.20769676

>>20769669
Or maybe I'm gonna read comfy dark fantasy to my busty blonde /lit/ gf as we cuddle while you seethe lol.

>> No.20769677

>>20769669
Go grab a Snickers bar and shove it up your arse

>> No.20769687

I lost my nofap streak to this...

>> No.20769692

>>20769687
Seriousy? What is wrong with porn?

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>>20769687
Weak my nigga.

>> No.20769709

>>20769692
It has dicks in it.

>> No.20769736

I hate to be a part of turning a thread into... this, but unironically where do you even find these women?
God, I might have to move to a city yet...

>> No.20769740

>>20769709
You know how much solo content there is? That's what 90% of onlyfans uploads are.
Just type "teen solo" and go.

>> No.20769742

>>20769740
Oh so basically the OP image without clothes on. OK good talk.

>> No.20769752

>>20769742
Yeah... um, yeah.

>> No.20769956

>>20764670
God I wish I could just be pretty and read books and somehow make money because social media, but not in the tranny way.

>> No.20769973

>>20769956
Same. Obviously the first instict is to grab her and make fuck-fuck, but when I think about the webm, I'm more envious of her than attracted to her.

>> No.20769981

>>20769973
Too late. You're gay.

>> No.20769984

>>20769981
No!

>> No.20769995

this gay thread needs more pictures of boobs

>> No.20770004

>>20767096
Not the anon you were talking to, but can I read something to sound half as thought out as you can type?
It all sounds like what you typed in my head but when I type it out it sounds retarded and usually a quarter as long as I imagined it.

>> No.20770019

>>20769367
I don't understand how anyone that pretty could fuck anybody.
Like who in the hell would she let blow a load inside of her? Why? She already has it all.
The majority of this thread, myself included are fawning over her.
I cannot understand how she would let some sweaty dude pound her over and over and force her around.

>> No.20770072

>>20770019
My high school experience is probably outdated now in tiktok era, but the prettiest girls usually had a few chads stretch them out to affirm their hottie status, but quickly found out that casual sex in school toilet stall isn't satisfying at all. So they got a skinny simp bf simp to dominate or stayed single. The genuinely whorish girls were somewhat attractive Beckies, desperate to compete with Stacies so they had body counts in double digits before even starting college.
/lit/ gf's dick count is suprisingly low I'd guess.

>> No.20770084

>>20766996
>>20767044
>>20767077
>>20767143
>mentally ill sally trooney poster spergs out invariably in another thread involving a woman because it forces them to acknowledge that they will never be a woman

>> No.20770578

>>20765668
>Oh yeah the college professor was in his late 40s and she just turned 18 when she got pregnant

There were no good looking cool guys her age? She just had to fall for the old middle-aged man? Sounds like guys her age dodged a bullet

>> No.20770609

>>20764911
I find this characteristic.

>> No.20770749

>>20764670
Exquisite pectoral protuberances my dear.

>> No.20770754

>>20764911
EAT THE SHROOMS

>> No.20770859

>>20764911
>allllll these newfaggot tourists replying
They’re posting a screenshot on reddit right now I bet.

>> No.20771051

>>20769692
Guys who willingly ignore the multifaceted evil of porn are literally subhuman.

>> No.20771068

>>20771051
This place is hell.

>> No.20771080

>>20771051
The things that crawl around here are demons, humans are a lie.

>> No.20771092

>>20771080
They are all cunning, deceitful and manipulative. Language is the reason behind it.

>> No.20771093

>>20771051
Degenerative fetishes are dangerous, but the abstinent fall into that often enough.
Moderation is all I’m advocating. Extremities are what leads to evil most often.

>> No.20771112

>>20771093
You can masturbate without looking at images of naked genitals. Or anything at all. You read books right, where's your imagination?

>> No.20771121

>>20771112
Not him, but if I do that it takes way longer than just using porn, I would rather just be done with it and focus on whatever I'm supposed to be doing. Instead of wasting hours with it.

>> No.20771138

>>20771121
You're a drug addict and your dick doesn't work unless you look at pictures of naked genitals. You haven't put in the least amount of effort in this, or probably anything in your life.

>> No.20771153

>>20771138
>fluent in English
>worked through a Philosophy texbook by myself
>learned a lot of programming shit
>not /fit/, but absolutely not a complete lazy ass
Yes, sure. If anything, that is mainly because I didn't waste too much time with relationships.

>> No.20771156

>>20771138
There’s a thread full of pedophiles up right now, padre. Kindly chase them off.

>> No.20771585

>>20764670
I wish...

>> No.20771593

>>20771153
Yet you're still a coping faggot who lies to himself that you watch porn because it's time efficient.

>> No.20771602

>>20771593
Ok, can you prove it? Propose some kind of experiment that I could run and see which is more efficient? I'm just being honest.

>> No.20771634

>>20771602
Every time you jerk off without porn it will take less time to do, obviously, you fucking imbecile. Browsing and watching porn is not time efficient either. Don't tell me you don't spend time looking for new material. "I don't have 30 minutes in my busy day to jerk off" fuck you.

>> No.20771647

>>20771634
>Every time you jerk off without porn it will take less time to do, obviously, you fucking imbecile.
No, it doesn't. Takes way longer, I didn't always used to watch porn, and I did stop watching it for a while.
>Don't tell me you don't spend time looking for new material. "I don't have 30 minutes in my busy day to jerk off" fuck you.
I sometimes do, but it is mostly the same old shit over and over.

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>>20771153
You could be so much more.

>> No.20772197

>>20771634
Only if you are a chronic masturbator really. There's something wrong with your environment or you are already addicted if you masturbate daily or every other day.

>> No.20772210

>>20765291
Trying too hard to fit in.

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>>20764670
I spent way too much on books and regret it deeply. Physical is a waste of money and space, and is inconvenient to read from. Not to mention all the silverfish, dust and shit. I now exclusively read e-books.
>>20765291
The absolute irony radiating from this ESL shitskin.

>> No.20772503

>>20772181
Ok, so how do I solve the relationship problem? That is the main issue with leaving it altogether, girlfriend, marriage, kids and it is all over.

>> No.20772646

>>20772503
Can you clarify? You think its a choice between watching porn and getting into the marriage pipeline?

Just stop watching porn, and keep your environment hoe free - no hoe pictures, no hoe movies, no hoe stories, no hoe friends, no erotic stimulus of any kind. Occasional sexual activity may occur or not, doesnt matter, you're busy with real life.

>> No.20772663

>>20772646
Yes, exactly. I don't want any of that. I already had enough of this people in my life thing. Now I'm free, and I don't want any of that, but that is ridiculously hard, because I'm made of flesh and bones. I'm not some fucking asexual or whatever.

>> No.20772675

>>20772663
Its summer. Go tent hiking in a hoe free area for two weeks. You'll see its easy, and it was easy for our ancestors. It's all about the environment and keeping busy with stuff that matters in your life.

>> No.20772677

>>20772675
>easy for my ancestors
>all of them had children
What are you even talking about?

>> No.20772693

>>20772675
Also, I can't do that. If I do, someone would definitely raid my house and tear everything apart. I live by myself in the countryside, things are just fine here.

>> No.20772698

>>20765434
>>20765434
They look like shaggy ink caps, so from the mushrooms alone it would be a valid inference to say he's from the UK. Also, OP could eat them assuming they are shaggy ink caps, as they are edible under certain conditions.

>> No.20772704

>>20772698
>OP
Fuck sake.

>> No.20772715

>>20772677
You are probably one of those asexuals or whatever. Let me tell you something, it is ridiculously hard to not have children if you are a "regular person". I'm not a virgin and honestly, it is very hard to say no when a woman asks you to not use a condom.

>> No.20772719

>>20772715
So I don't want anything with them, because it is not like I trust myself in a relationship with one while doing things that are in my interest.

>> No.20772769

>>20772715
Its very easy not to have children. Most people dont have any and they arn't incels. Looks like women have an easy time taking your pride, and self-respect. Sometimes we just have to kick deceiving hoes off the bed.

>> No.20772778

>>20772769
It is about hormones. We are animals who are programmed to find another woman and have children. It is that simple. If I don't "trick" my body into it, suddenly I will start trying to find someone. It is how it works, anon. I don't know why you have such a hard time understanding that.

>> No.20772789

>>20770072
You're right. Retard incels on 4chan don't really understand women at all, and definitely not their sexual proclivities.

>> No.20772799

>>20769616
Shut up nigger animal, pretty white girls will never want you and this is how you cope. You know I'm right too.

>> No.20772813

>>20770019
Why are you assuming women have any agency, idiot? Chad grooms her, gives her attention, and she likes it.

>> No.20772822

>>20769641
>literally delusional
What do you read, nigger? I've always found niggers try/pretend to read Shakespeare, I guess because that's what they think a smart, educated, "cultured" white man reads.

>> No.20772830

>>20764900
>I married someone three years older
My condolences anon

>> No.20772856

>>20765073
Interesting perspective. It is valid if the woman actually is perfect, or close to it in some way fitting to her post in life. Women can have power over men in that way, and it is legitimate. For example a queen venerated by her loyal subjects, or a mother with her many sons who respect her for her wisdom and experience (not seen as much now but it was a thing in the past), or a woman who is extremely competent at her job and can actually command men from a true position of authority (i.e., competence) and not some enforced feminist idiocy. Then of course there is also the pure beautiful virgin, who decent men would feel ashamed for "violating" or "dishonouring".

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>>20766998
the uni I went to would have this massive book sale every year, everything $1. only a few years ago. I'd have 3 oxcarts each time. miss those days.

>> No.20772879

>>20772822
>I guess because that's what they think a smart, educated, "cultured" white man reads.
KEK

>> No.20772896

>>20772830
Not him but
>he hasn't taken the milfpill
Why wouldn't you settle for a more mature woman who is only 2 or 3 or 4 years older, assuming you aren't purely interested in le sex? They'll probably have money too.

>> No.20772910

>>20772896
not him, butt
older chicks bring less and expect more. a jaded bunch. unless you're into "intellectual" shit, but there are smart (and naive) younger ladies out there

>> No.20772928

>>20764670
a bitch saying bitch is like a pokemon saying its name

>> No.20772930

>>20772856
Women are only capable of accepting worship, deference, and even respect in the way you "accept" the "deference" of the floor beneath your feet when you walk on it. Your attention is never directed to the floor, it's simply the base on which you unthinkingly and unconsciously stand, taking it completely for granted that such a base will always be there in some way or another, while you focus on the things that are actually real for you and present for your consciousness.

Any time you place yourself beneath a woman you are becoming background scenery to her, the stage on which actual things happen and not yourself a thing or a person. Women rely on the existence of men-as-background the way you or I rely on gravity or a fish relies on buoyancy.

Women need simps to live, but that doesn't mean being a simp is an honorable or even visible role to a woman. Simps are a continuous field of force that one walks upon or temporarily uses as a support, they are not individuated beings with rights, any more than that patch of floor is more distinct than that one. It's all just floor.

>> No.20773116

>>20771051
Yes, trannies are subhuman. I agree.

>> No.20773143

>>20773116
What is wrong with them?

>> No.20773147

>>20772896
Dating an older woman was one of the biggest mistakes of my life. Just noped out of that situation and learned my lesson when a forty year old milf wanted to retire from her lucrative job to settle down and have my kids. Nah bitch Im not that stupid.

>> No.20773176

Life will get a lot better when you finally stop expecting women to be like men and share our sensibilities at all

>> No.20773209

>>20773176
Femoids are the ultimate blackpill. Its a miracle that humanity has made it this far considering we depend on cunts to maintain the species.

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>>20764670
Today I will remind them

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>>20765059

>> No.20773316

>>20770859
>implying the image isn't from reddit

>> No.20773357

>>20773316
Anons don't realize that 4chan is dying. /r/badphilosophy is what /lit/ used to be about. Now it is mainly schizos shilling weird shit.

>> No.20773374

>>20765265
What’s wrong with that?

>> No.20773383

>>20767767
No, she's shorter than me by nearly a foot. I stopped eating meat due to my own convictions.

>> No.20773388

>>20773357
Dilate.

>> No.20773390

>>20773143
They’re porn addicts. I thought you agreed men who love porn are bad?

>> No.20773405

>>20773390
What?

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>>20764670
i dont think that a "/lit/ gf" would use profanity non-ironically while posing with genre fiction...

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>>20773405
Why are you playing dumb? We agree men who are porn lovers are subhuman. Trannies are men who are porn lovers. We both agree trannies are subhuman.

>> No.20773422

>>20772778
>I am controlled by my sex hormones
Doesnt apply to me. I never had to trick my body into anything or went out looking for a waifu. You just need to maintain a proper realistic life perspective then you dont fall for hormone tricks and other instincts.

>> No.20773449

>>20764670
Will anyone ever post the source on this cute?

>> No.20773455

>>20773420
What does it have to do with porn?

>> No.20773460

>>20773422
Maybe you are running low on testosterone or whatever, I don't care. I don't want anyone bothering me, so that is how I do. I had a really hard time sending someone off too, because you have to literally go against your own body's will.

>> No.20773463

>>20765276
Girls who are insecure about their chest size are cute though.

>> No.20773699

>>20764670
please someone sauce

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>>20773455
GOOD question, tranny!

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>>20772799
>t.

>> No.20773755

>>20764670
what's this man's name?

>> No.20774356

>>20765212
Venomsnakescreamingatthesky.gif

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>>20764670
What about lit bf?

>> No.20774367

>>20774365
Aw crap I thought he was holding a book. Of course he isn't.

>> No.20774388

>>20764670
>color-coded shelf
>large-format fantasy and gimmick editions of classics
>thinly veiled erotica
>crying in hmart

why are they like this

>> No.20774401

>>20764670
DO NOT CHECK HER INSTAGRAM. You will be disappointed.

>> No.20774470

>>20773214
kek this will always crack me up

>> No.20774556

Great thread. Appreciation for everyone involved.

>> No.20774587

>>20774388
>gimmick editions of classics
Fucking love these, and will not apologize for it. I like my classics bound in a manner worthy of their literary merit

But yes, as one may expect of a woman, she appears to have zero taste

>> No.20774627

>>20774587
> worried about vanity
ngmi anon

>> No.20774649

>>20764805
> I'm so much smarter because I don't enjoy reading, I read "good" books

>> No.20774658

>>20764670
please post her name before the thread dies

>> No.20774680

>>20769507
>he doesn't know how to get free physical books

>> No.20774717

>>20764911
>Heisenberg

>> No.20774722

>>20774680
my mom's a librarian. i don't think she'd let me take that many books with me just to virtue signal.

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>>20764670

>> No.20774773

>>20765951
Genre fiction pussy ass

>> No.20774780

>>20764670
the way she says "shut up bitch" bothers me so much. it's so inorganic. you can tell she's never said that even once in her entire life.

>> No.20774923

>>20774722
I meant physical books you can own

>> No.20774933

>>20774780
Now that you mention it, yeah.
The way she say it is very meek.

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>>20764911
Made a cap

>> No.20775101

PLEASE POST HER NAME

>> No.20775395

>>20765579
>Abigail Shapiro
how do I get a bigtiddy kike gf

I've seen some cuties in Schindler Factory museum but spilled spaghetti too hard and didn't approach them.

>> No.20775418

>>20766998
is buying used older editions based or cringe?

>> No.20775451

>>20775418
I have two different editions of Mao's Red Book
Once I saw what the dealer assured me was the first edition
Too costly though, around 100 €