/lit/ - Literature

>moid
>he

It's an universal truth, OP, that you even know especially when you are forced to look in a mirror, but it is worth repeating: YWNBAW

>>20723552
This isn't crystalcafe

>>20723592
>crystalcafe
Website infected with trannies, so people have been migrating here. There is a cute poojeta who posts on /fit/ and migrated here after having left crystalcafe

>>20723604
explains the influx of rank amateurs and dismal braindeadites lately

>>20723604
>cute poojeta
pics? i need a catholic indian wife

>>20723604
There's other female only spaces on the interwebs so coming to 4chan because theres too many trannies on crystalcafe seems like a weird decision to make. It's like to stop eating turd sandwiches to then begin eating shit subs.

I don’t believe you, OP. For several reasons.
But here. You wear headphones/earbuds
Done.

>>20723604
You push your way in to trigger people, but the absolute hate for them is enough to keep them off.
We probably have more fag/bislut males trolling than anything. Stfu

why the fuck are there so many trannies now? online or otherwise.how the fuck were so many trannies generated in such a small space of time?

>>20723715
Jews.

What are you reading?

>>20723636
>You push your way in to trigger people, but the absolute hate for them is enough to keep them off.
>We probably have more fag/bislut males trolling than anything. Stfu

>>20723740
Handsome.
You probably like thicker necks and full beards

>>20723552
Whatcha readin?

>>20723776

>>20723552
Just fart or burp loudly and joker smile at like the BPD bitch you're

>>20723622
that would be me actually

>>20723552
Honey I just want to know what you’re reading about

>>20723715
Autistic men are really susceptible to trannyism. They've always felt awkward and alienated from their male peers, but now other autists are telling them it's because they were supposed to have the body of a kawaii anime grill and not a 6'1 35% bodyfat computer nerd.

>>20723552
If you're reading on your break from your dayjob, you're the autistic. You should probably let him know you're special needs and socially retarded so the rest of the staff know to ignore you.

>>20723552
wait, shit, i just realized something.. he's your boss and he's trying to get you to do some work, right?

>>20723604
They're not welcome here. The weirdo type girl make have some sexual appeal but she's a weirdo for a reason; likely grossly mentally ill, and this takes a lot to be rejected by other women.

>>20723552
Y
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A
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a beautiful woman who reads

>>20723552
Keep your reading to the bedroom along with your prideful purpose, abomination

>>20724232

>>20724431
he's right tho

>>20723552
Repeat after me:
ehu
yeah
ah
uhmh
yup
cool
yep
wow
oh

>>20724431
>Screen Shot 2022-07-23 at(...).png

Why does nobody ask me what I'm reading?

>>20723552
Just spread your legs already and stop stringing him on, you filthy whore. He'll stop wanting to hang out once he's blown his load inside that Arby's sandwich-like cave you call a vagina.

>>20723604
I thought crystal cafe was made up exclusively of transphobic females

>>20724431
i have no idea what this references but that's kind of cute you considered my comment was that good.... well ok you're a little weird but maybe we can go somewhere anyway..

>>20724604
no that's ovarit

>>20723552
your body belongs to the socium so deal with it. every person has social needs you have to respect so be polite and assistive . keep in mind you are an adult person. also if you hate that goddamn faggot so much, but he keeps barking at your tree, maybe there is some social game going on, so find out where he gets off it and close the faucet so he will not come back for no more.

>>20723552
Look here, lady, just suck his cock. Autistic guys need love too, just like fat chicks such as yourself.

>>20724151
I'm one that hasn't. I despise women, so I'd rather not be one

Obvious man larping as a woman.

>>20724604
>transphobic females
How can I find one of these?

>>20723604
Not our problem, stop trying to make it our problem.

>>20725062
Walk out.

>>20724818
Sure thing m80, let's set sail for parts unknown. Hear the weather's great this time of year.

>>20723797
>>20724427
>>20724515
>>20724937
>>20725031
0 pussy mfs

>>20723622
>lately
kek, try for the past 8 years

>>20725239
Not really. I've been with countless women enough to know they're bad news.

>>20725256
You'll find someone anon, I promise. She'll make you feel very special and you'll come to realize this misery was only part of growing up. The porn, the failed relationships, the loneliness, boredom, the baby steps toward self improvement. All of it will prove worthwhile, you'll see.

>>20723552
keep headphones in and pretend not to hear him

>>20723604
i hope so, this board needs some femcel posters to balance out the incels

>>20723552
Come back, butterfly. Just tell him you'd like to be left alone. Stop being a people-pleaser.

>>20725287
>board is filled with retards
>the solution is to bring in even with more retard
great

>>20725314
>to bring in even with more retard
/lit/ - Literature

>>20725278
He taps on my shoulder

>>20725332
>Literature
fr? dam i thot it wus lit like das lit

>>20725239
Silence, whore

>>20725287
Femcels aren't real. Getting sex is easy for women

>>20725273
I'm sure I will. In the meantime, ill write, make video essays and perform/create music

>>20726199
The female equivalent of an incel is an emcel

>>20726231
Emcel makes me think of Eminem

>>20726231
Also at least they CAN get dates. Average incels can't even talk to a woman. Tutorial mode as usual.

Reading in public is kinda a universal sign that you're bored and lonely.
I would personally take my lunch elsewhere, or purposefully stagger it from his.

>>20726239
You're not allowed to think that

>>20723552
Have you tried actually saying him that you're not interested? If not, I'd say you're responsible for the situation, he's trying to make contact and you're not setting clear limits.

>>20726253
Well excuuuuse me

>>20726272
I'm almost positive he's her supervisor and he's doing his job by trying to encourage an alienated team member to participate more with the staff. This thread may be a joke or not but I've seen this happen IRL: where a really ditzy girl finally gets a job and thinks her male colleagues are trying to pick her up whenever they talk to her.

idk why people think teenagers and young adults are fit for the workplace, I truly don't.

>>20726231
>>20726199
Oh no shit, what a surprise. We learn that among women as well as among men nobody is complaining about not being able to fuck other people; it's the lack of a human character that's being complained about (can't find a woman/man who isn't an idiot).

>>20725273
>You'll find someone anon, I promise. She'll make you feel very special and you'll come to realize this misery was only part of growing up. The porn, the failed relationships, the loneliness, boredom, the baby steps toward self improvement. All of it will prove worthwhile, you'll see.
And then, after those three months she'll become pregnant, leave and you'll be paying her living expenses for the next 24 years.

Good luck with this, anon! It's a beautiful thing!

>>20727344
and desu it's even worse if she stays.

>>20723604
>was going to use crystal cafe as reference material to study girls on the internet in next project
well shit, I hope there's an archive before the invasion or I can tell the actual girls apart. I thought even mentioning you were biological male was a ban there?

>>20726199
getting sex is easy for men too you're just mentally ill

>>20727610
>crystal cafe
holy shit, that place is pretty funny

>>20723584
>YWNBAW
WABNWY

>I don't like the attention
you do.

>>20727946
No, I don’t.

>>20723552
>Wanna read on break
Then do it.

>>20728972
So you're not just an attention whore, but a liar too.

>>20727688
No, I've had women. This isn't about mental health, you cunt

>>20723604
crystalcafe is slow as fuck because all that skanky foids keep ghosting each other

>>20723552
I legit rush out of the office and sit at a table outside. Lunch break reading is some of the only time I get a good uninterrupted hour of reading.

I try to read at my desk and I have that same sort of thing happen. Coworker wont stop showing me videos and starting rando, end the silence, conversations about normie shit. Good luck anon.

tell him you know what he did last night with a look of disgust. it will put the fear of kafka into him. Moids fall for that shit so hard

>>20723552
roasty you should enjoy your time in the sun while it lasts. It doesn't last forever.

>>20723622
Makes sense. Anytime a women tries to argue, it circles back to sex or her pussy.

>>20723552
>ballgag