/lit/ - Literature

>>20698118
No

We HAD Butterfly but she got replaced by retarded tradzoomers and tripfags

>>20698129
where the cunt's gone?

>>20698133
local morgue

>>20698129
Tradguys are interesting though. Butters was a tripfag AND a dyke

>>20698118
Not anymore. We scared them away.

>>20698118
Yeah. Not many and never for long. You people are so repugnant most of the time.
>waaaaa. Why no gf?

... y- yes

>>20698129
They're WAY better than butterfly, thank god.

Hopefully not

>>20698139
And tripfag and a dyke? Wow. Interesting…

>>20698149
I'm a sperg, and even I hate spergs. A lot of them are gross wimps with no muscle definition and puffy nipples. They talk to women in internet terms, and lash out privately when they don't get the pussy they so desperately want.

>>20698118
Female here. I can't go a day without seeing men cope about their virginity on this board and blame women for it.

tons of arthoes that listen to redscarepod browse here.

Butterflyguy was a girl the whole time? Are we talking about the same butterflyguy I used to see around here in like 2014?

>>20698149
In short, women don't want me because I am myself.

>>20698118
what would you do if you went on a date and the girl would mention that she browses /lit/ and she just started reading Guenon because of it?

>>20698118
YES. I'm a fat, ugly bitch. What a coincidence, I'm super drunk. Ask me what you want. LOL

>>20698178
I'd ask her wtf is Guenon's whole schtick.

>>20698167
It is YOUR fault stupid roastie. Pls be my gf plsplspls

>>20698174
Yeah. A now fifty year old woman.

>>20698149
>>20698167
Quote 1 (one) single post complaining about virginity on this board right now that's made by a man

>>20698178
would probably ask if she has a piss fetish

>>20698181
>>20698167

>>20698184
>Pls be my gf plsplspls

Are you 12 or some shit? Why do young men insist on communicating like children? What is wrong with you?

>>20698197
Fuck off russian chicken

>>20698118
what books do /lit/ girls like guys to be reading?

>>20698198
Im 35 and a khv femoid. I WISH i was an effeminated tiktok zoomer.

>>20698205
Start with the Kikes

>>20698197
my tits are fat an ugly, fuckhead. did you not read my post?

>>20698205
YA and books with the Oprah stamp on them

>>20698177
Self improve.
>>20698188
Indirectly. Happens all the time, mang

>>20698149
>>20698167
>>20698181
hows ur dad

>>20698205
>Your Black Bull and You
>How To Be a Cuckold
>The Myth of BWC

>>20698222
>Self improve.
in what way, Mr. Peterson?

>>20698224
nice try, but my mom and my dad both fucked up. Ask a better question.

>>20698220
Is this true? I don't want to do this gals...

>>20698118
yes, but I am fat and ugly.

>>20698248
Name a few books you read and liked recently.

>>20698232
The parts women don’t like. “Yourself”
I’m sure there’s good qualities in you that some girl would like, but this is usually code for some kind of laziness or other trait that would make you an absolute toad of a boyfriend and worthless as a husband or father.
You can probably do it. I donno how tho. Good luck.

>girl asks what I'm listening to
>The Ancient City by Fustel de Coulanges
>fuck
>"uhhh... an audiobook
>"what audiobook?"
>"well, heh, it's just some boring book... I mean, you might find it boring... about a theory regarding the origin of the family and how it evolved into the State based on the reading of ancient texts."
>no response

>>20698251
Mmm. Well I've read a lot of shit. Nothin' that'll impress anyone on /lit/ tho. I prefer creature feature horror above all else.

>>20698254
I'm not sure if I'm lazy. I think lazier men have gotten gfs before. I just feel like I don't have anything in common with the people around me. Like an oddity. I don't think I'm comfortable to be around for most people.

>>20698262
its probably for the better that she did not respond. you don't want to waste your time with a boring slut

>>20698235
how conservative do i have to pretend to be to get to do anal

>>20698262
That's what you get for being a chud. Learn your place chud.

>>20698262
the trick is to keep in mind a certain book. regardless if you're reading it or not, you can use it as a fall-back. Know what I mean? "Oh yeah, it's about blah blah blah..."

>>20698276
Chud rights, libtard!

>>20698275
Look. If you make me feel comfortable, I don't care. If you can trick me into thinking that it's chill between us, I'll play. Luckily for me, anyone on 4chan is completely incapable of that.

>>20698232
Don't bother. Women dump men vastly superior to the average out of nowhere because of completely incomprehensible reasons and they will usually only forgive and tolerate men who are flawed or subpar for their money
Go on social media like Instagram or Twitter and look at the average post made by the average woman regarding what they find attractive in males or what they consider a turn-off
Many of them will be women posting vomit emojis following statements like "when he sips water; when he has socks on; when he's doing (insert hobby here); the way he holds silverware" etc etc etc
They're mentally ill and have the brain of a child which causes them to feel revulsion over petty things, like a toddler who thinks it's gross to hold hands or that girls have cooties. But a man matures and leaves that shit behind, while the woman only gets worse as she ages

>>20698269
Same but I just wanna get something new. I'll take anything I don't pick out myself rn. I just read a not romantic at all romantic book so i dont care about impressiveness.

>>20698295
MM. Real readers will read shit, if that's what they like. It'll piss /lit/ off, maybe, but at least we're reading, and what we enjoy has nothing to do with what we "should" enjoy.

>>20698315
Exactly but do you have any reccs on some "creature feature horror" titles? I want to branch out a bit since it's summer and all. Hence why I asked >>20698251

>>20698118
I have manboobs
does that counts

>>20698332
Read Frankenstein

>>20698337
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I've already read it, but thankyou I guess.

>>20698332
>xactly but do you have any reccs on some "creature feature horror" titles?
depends on what you're looking for... Grieg Beck,William Burke, I don't know, I am very drunk at the moment. Tell me what you want, and I'll link a goodreads list. Not great, but you'll be able to find at least 2 new books...

>>20698364
I finish a book each day ever since my vacation started so any recommendation is appreciated. Something Classical and something Really-out-there for the genre perhaps? Enjoy the booze cruise.

what do girls smell like bros

>>20698167
But you are the reason....and I've had considerable success.

>>20698495
Like bags of sand

>>20698495
The 40 litres of perfume they coat themselves in smells nice, their actual smell underneath is the same BO as men and their genitals smell like rotten fish and have clumps of yeast

>>20698504
To elaborate, women are the primary selectors of sexual success. In order to reproduce, the woman has to have the last say. So yeah there's a reason they would be mad, not to mention the world (depending on time and place) women outnumber men in most cases so I'd see why they would be angry.

>>20698262
>girl asks what I'm reading
>"You wouldn't understand it"
>"What?"
>"You're a woman. You wouldn't understand it"
>"I find that very offensive"
>hand her the book
>it's in Ge'ez
>she doesn't understand it
>"I told you you wouldn't understand it"
>"But that's not because I'm a woman, I just don't know this language"
>"I never made a causal connection between the two statements. I only said that you are a woman, and that you won't understand it, as two distinct sentences"
>no response
>"Please return my book"

>>20698167
ywnbaw

>>20698563
kek

>>20698118
they would never bypass the vagina barrier

God I'm so lonely

>>20698520
That's why men should be in cock cages from puberty and the key to unlock it should pass from mother to daughter in law.

>>20698616
Woman doesn't fix this, she'll latch on to any weakness you show, squeeze you dry and then leave you in much worse state. Unless you're in complete control of your life and emotions, stay way from vaginal jews.

>>20698262
>girl asks what I'm reading/listening to/etc
>"Oh, nothing interesting"
>quickly change the subject or draw attention away from whatever I was reading/listening to
literally works every time, either you change the subject and draw their attention away from it, or they get a hint that you don't want to talk about it and leave you alone

>>20698118
of all the 12 humans that use this board (the rest are bots) none of them are female.

>>20698629
True, women are not the answer to getting your shit together. Women are sort of a reward for getting your shit together, and then you quickly realize, a punishment and a burden. The closest analogy to what a woman adds to your life is a mediocre drug habit that you feel ashamed of indulging and that doesn't even kick like it used to.

>>20698645
Very accurate description (experienced women and mediocre drug habits).

>>20698181
Single?

>77 replies
>no titties

What do /lit/women look for in man? Where can I find /lit/women irl? I am very hot and well-read desu

>>20698181
L O N D O N

>>20698129
I miss her so much. Unironically.

>>20698760
Same

>>20698760
>>20698764