/lit/ - Literature

I was gonna recommend Zarathustra and then she told me this shit

the brothers karamazov

>>20680664
>>20680667
maybe read something beyond entry shit and meme philosophy before you start recommending books to suicidal people, dumb faggot

>>20680676
I know, I'm sorry. And I don't think she could really understand Nietzsche at this point. GIVE ME A REC.

>>20680682
give her The Tartar steppe by dino buzzati
it fits what you're looking for I believe, it certainly helped me in a tough period of my life

>>20680664
Preliminary Materials for a Theory of the Young-Girl

>>20680664
>I met on twitter
In other words, you haven't met her.

tell her to start with the greeks

>>20680664
Start her with ya, then move her onto classic novels like Treasure Island. Then move her onto masterpieces.

>>20680682
50 Shades of Gray. Here's a tip: very few girls think guys are cool because of the movies, books, music, bro science, philosophy, weight lifting routines the guy knows about. If girls are interested in that shit it's only a slight positive for them if the guy they already like for myriad other reasons is too (or the person is a celebrity in the music, film etc world, and that's not about his knowledge of Style Council b-sides and modernist literature anyway.) This dumb broad is hinting at erotica to toy with you, and you're scrambling for whatever lame book you think will impress her. She's the one in control right now, and she's getting off on that while you beg 4chan for something cool to say like a bumbling idiot. she wouldn't read anything you recommend either. She doesn't like books, she pretty much admitted it, unless she masochistically reads thousands of book despite not enjoying any. Fuck you're a fool. Despite all that, it's comical to see a person fall.all over themselves self-seriously in such a ridiculous scenario--it's like a silent movie or some shit

>>20680664
One hundred years of "Aunt-chan is washing my peepee with her mouth" solitude

>>20680664
she's only suicidal because she knows she's not hot enough to DM me

Story of the eye duh

She's messaging 12 other guys btw,
none of them read, and all of them have a better
chance at fucking her than you. :D

>>20680664
It doesn’t matter what she reads (if she’ll read at all) she won’t get it and it won’t make a difference. Tell her to read some classic fantasy like Tolkien, Lord Dunsany, Mervyn Peake and E. R. Eddison. Maybe some science fiction. I love Gene Wolfe‘s books. Tell her to read The Book of the New Sun and if she gets it she’ll have a new favorite thing for at least a few years.

I would never talk to someone using the skull emoji. I'm dead lol! Suicidal girls are hot, though

>>20680664
> Not boring
> sex
Go with picrel. Not a romance, but a pirate story with occasional porn scenes, usually punctuated by the murder of one of the participant by the other.

>>20680754
There will be no fucking. She is 14, and she thinks I'm a woman.

>>20680664
>Suicidal girl

Red flag

>>20680805
wtf are you doing?

>>20680805
Reporting this catfishing pedo

Here's the whole convo for anyone interested. She wants something romance-sexy or sad. I haven't read any books with sex in them (except Atlas Shrugged and the Fountainhead I guess). Something sad? Idk, I'm out of ideas.

>>20680805
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>20680753
yep this

>>20680813
>wtf are you doing?

He's trying to save face by claiming he 'really doesn't like her anyway, gosh'

>>20680813
I'm fucking bored retard

>>20680805
why are you people like this

>>20680825
Really, cause it looks like you're buttering up a child on social media.

>>20680824
No, I'm pretty much in love with her at this point.

>>20680829
I'm not trying to 'butter her up' retard. She's in a low point in her life right now, and I'm just trying to help her. Would you not do the same? I guess not, you heartless asshole. Give me a book recommendation for this poor girl!

>>20680825
>I'm fucking bored retard
Get a cat, retard, this shit is uncouth behavior.

>>20680840
Dude wtf this is like interacting with a toddler why the fuck are you doing this?
> to rustle your jimmies
Goddamnit job well done you fucker.

>>20680805
Haha based

>>20680852
To my own defense, I didn't know she was this old when we started DMing (I initiated the DMs). But after I found out, she kept messaging me asking random shit, and I just kinda of kept responding.

>>20680664
Unironically Aristotle. I can already tell from this fucking boring conversation that you don’t have a shot at with her anyway. So my recommendation is actually for you. Read him, read Aquinas, and lift.

> this thread

how old are you really?
you sound like you're 17 or smth, you both are actually

>>20680664
Go for Lolita. All the women I know loved it. Which tells you enough about female brain.

>>20680867
You still broke the Telecommunication act of 1996 by falsely identifying yourself.

>>20680872
I just turned 18 (inb4 underage b&), but most people think I sound mature for my age. At least that's what they tell me.

>>20680876
I will suggest this.

>>20680879
Oh boo hoo retard

>>20680840
Bro if you keep that up you have no hope with her. Spice up your conversation game or the moment a chad comes along and offers her anything more than your “boohoo I feel so bad for you” sympathy schtick that a literal AI could do, she will jump ship instantly. I’m speaking from experience anon, women do not want or need your sympathy

>>20680893
Did you read literally anything else in this thread?

>>20680896
You seem like a spoiled prick

>>20680905
This thread has been very little about helpful recommendations and mostly about criticizing ME. I just want to know a good book to recommend to her.

>>20680664
>>20680819
>>20680840
>>20680888
OP, if I were you, I'd genuinely kill myself. You mentioned being "mature for your age" which is not only false, but is a dangerous thought to have. You are admitting that you are "mature" and that you are "in love" with a genuine child. GENUINELY lynch yourself. You are a disgrace to your parents and to everyone around you. You seem pretty lacking in social skills, as shown in your conversations with that girl. I suggest that you hang yourself, but if you don't, at least seek therapy because you need psychiatric help.

>>20680805
lmao what the hell

>>20680721
thus

>>20680911
Kys

>>20680825
Yeah, this is completely normal behaviour.

>>20680911
The fact you thought Nietzsche was something a 14 year old girl should read says enough.

>>20680922
lynching is a mob action, its by definition impossible to lynch yourself.

>>20680957
I meant that OP should volunteer to get himself lynched

>>20680957
You know what he meant faggot. He, and everyone else on this god forsaken thread wants you to do the world a favor and off yourself

>>20680805

>>20680819
Fucking hell, is this really what passes for a conversation in 2022?

>>20680987
No, OP is autistic and should off himself

>>20680664
you talk like a cuck she has others on the side and doesn't care about you

I feel like maybe 20% of people on this board are actually interested in literature. The rest just project their own incel energy on others and tell each other to kill themselves (uncreative). I honestly thought coming here for answers would be a good idea, but I'm probably just better off sticking to /b/. At least people on that board are intelligent (when they aren't cooming).

>>20680987
it's an autistic chantard pedo and a 14 year old girl, is it so surprising?

>>20680997
You still have to be 18 to post on /b/, kiddo. Keep your chin up buckaroo, Mrs. Sanchez is bringing cookies on Monday

>>20680805

>>20680664
Firstly, stop pretending you're a woman.

Secondly, she just said "I'm trying to get into reading" after you said you read all day. Almost certainly she has no interest in reading and just wants to fit in with what you're doing and keep the conversation going. So if you are really going to recommend her something, make it easy and short. (She isn't going to read it anyway, but whatever.)

'Everything Stuck To Him' from 'What We Talk About When We Talk About Love' by Raymond Carver is short and easy-to-read and bitter-sweet. (It might be slightly too old for a 14-year-old girl. Depends how mature she is.)

If you think she can manage a whole novel, The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett is OK & has a young girl protagonist of about her age, which which might appeal.

>all of the seething moralfags itt
this place might as well be twitter now doesn't it

>>20680819
F

>>20680682
i recommend you to give me her number

>>20680805
You both need the Bible bro. Find Jesus, don't talk to little girls. The wrong is with people.

>>20680805
Based

put me in the screencap kek

>>20680922
>He's 18
>She's 14
> You are admitting that you are "mature" and that you are "in love" with a genuine child
Are you genuine? Is this what the world has come to?

>>20681102
A 4 year gap doesn't matter when you're in your twenties and you're both adults, but it matters when one is an adult and the other is still developing and immature

>>20681091
There will be no screencap. All the posts in this thread are dumb reddit moralfags crying and seething. That's boring, a good screencap has 50 different posts on the side of people going "LMAOOOO" "EPIC THREAD" "NIGGA WHAT". Those days of fun are unfortunately over.

People are right you have to recommend something short, so start her with Tao Te Ching.

>>20681111
Kill yourself pedo filth

>>20681122
Go back to twitter, moralfag

>>20680805
>she is 14
Can't go wrong with the classics.

>>20680805
/lit/ - Literature

>talking to 14 yo girls
based
>on twitter
cringe
>it's about books
based
>you're pretending to be a woman
cringe

>>20681108
>but it matters
Matters for what? The vast majority of women are not any more mentally mature at 18 than they are at 14. And the same applies for guys, OP is clearly unequipped to be able to take advantage of or exploit her.

if you're seriously sitting on 4chan seething over the age of consent you should reevaluate your life

>>20681111
>jeez you guys are overeacting im just a pedo its actually all of you that are wrong
fucking idiot retard, quit being blinded by your autism and realize you're fucked

>>20681179
Literal schizo post. I'm not OP.

>>20681183
replied to the wrong post

>>20681189
I doubt you did.

>>20680664

Don't even try, tell her to fuck off. She's a pseud.

Let's reverse that:

She: Have you ever watched a movie you really enjoyed? It's ok if you haven't"

Him: No

She: Most movies I've watched I hated

Him: I like romance but only if it's kinda more on the sexual side (porn)
She basically reads porn and that's about it, 0 IQ human being.

>>20681192
>hmm this guys response to my post didnt make sense, must be schizophrenia

>>20681206
You clearly thought i was the OP and responded based on this false assumption.
This is either very large stupidity or schizophrenia.

>"literature board"
thus far all ive seen is OP and heart of darkness guy recommending based books, some fag recommending 50 shades, another fag reccomending the bible (not gonna work, she's 14 and prolly thinks its obsolete or smth), and a guy seconding OP's book.
>"literature board"

>falling for the e-girl attention-whoring
>she's 14
Anon, you are the worst of retards, not only a pedo and a groomer, but also a simp woman-worshipping beta.

>>20680664
Yeah I'm sure there's nothing wrong with an adult telling a 14 year old girl to read Lolita, go for it.

>>20681143
Take a bath, dude. You reek of stale misogyny and mindless masturbation.

>>20681467
YWNBAW

>>20681501
It doesn't take an extra hole to spot a failure.

>>20680805
Ask her if she's had her first period yet and tell her about the "rip" (some made up shit i just invented for the purposes of this shitpost). Keep super vague about and get her to send you photos. But firstly ice her up by sending her "your" own photos (just closeup pussy photos you found online). From there, idk. Good luck I guess, recommend her Harry Potter or some shit.

>>20680805
>books to groom an underage girl on twitter
uhh... b-based

>>20680664
I think you should recommend books that would actually make her kill herself.

>>20680840

>>20680840
That’s a bot

>>20680840
>She's in a low point in her life right now

Probably YA fantasy if she's actually 14. Unfortunately I don't know a single good YA fantasy book. I suggest you recommend her anime instead

>>20681977
To add to this, stop pretending to be a woman. I've no idea why you'd do that. She seems nice, why are you being such an unconfident cuck?

I was going to tell you from past experience that weird artsy girls seem to like Dostoyevsky and more specifically she might be into Notes From Underground if she wants sad BS. But let me ask you why the hell you are talking with a 14 year old girl? How did this start? How the hell am i supposed to know what a 14 year old girl wants to read?

>>20680664
Alan Moore's Voice of the Fire.

>>20680664
"i can write a book for you, but ill need your help for research"

>>20680664
>I don't like boring books
Well that can mean literally anything, but my suspicion is anything deeper than 50 Shades of grey falls under that category

>>20680805
anon, why are you like this? Really think about what you're getting from this pointless interaction.

>>20680840
OP... You are talking to a FBI agent.

>>20682286
This, it's a honeypot for an entrapment sting

>>20681081
There are parts of the Bible that will only encourage his behavior.

>>20680922
I don’t see how watching Lost Highway is gonna help anon.

>>20680840
Anon just stop this

>>20680664
The Tainted Turd

>>20680664
The Alchemist

>>20680819
>suicidal at 14
is it the new vogue in the west ?

>>20680664
I didn't read the other comments, but here is what I recommend. First, don't use a heart emoji. Keep it distant and cool. She is using you for attention, and if you want more than that you cannot feed her vampiric desire. Second, as far as a book recommendation, I'd suggest Cyclonopedia. It is a romance, and it is sexual. It is about the United States, or the West's, sexual relationship with oil, and how it rubbed its military body all over the middle east in order to get that parched wasteland to spew its black cum all over the place. It's a hot and oily, just what your woman wants.
Again, drop the heart emojis.

>>20680888
>most people think I sound mature for my age
kek this is the polite normie way to say you are autistic

>>20682835
>Cyclonopedia
Very based, I shill this book every chance I get

>>20682835
Also, you might want to know what a Trison is. A Trison is a vortice that develops around a resource cluster. It is typified by the cyclonic, spinning movement of our habits as we consume the resource cluster. This cyclonic movement creates what is, in essence, a vaginal opening that allows us to impregnate the womb of the earth with our ego. The child of this pairing is language, and its artifacts (words) penetrate each of our minds to produce more words as offspring. This is really the lifecycle of an emergent species. It is almost like Ridley Scott's Alien. Again, lots of hot, sweaty, oily sex. This will certainly lube your girl's gears.

>>20680664
Ill keep it simple since you seem simple. You are autistic, this is bad. You're a groomer. This is very bad. No amount of cope will change that you want to take advantage of someone without the development to recognize the situation.
I hope this is a troll because I didnt think posters on this shitty board could be so low. Get help!

>>20680957
You could rile up a mob against you purposefully, in the same sense that suicide by cop is still suicide

>>20680805
>There will be no fucking. She is 14, and she thinks I'm a woman.

>>20680840
Anon, that's the FBI

>>20680805

>>20680840
>it will be when I'm skinny
>tfw no QT 14 yro bulimic GF
I wonder what her vomit tastes like?

>>20680664
Falling into a honeypot

>>20681128
LOL
Nabokov has entered the thread

>>20680667
Why?
I once dated a NEET femcel who did nothing all day except argue about Nietzsche on Discord and watch porn. I hate Nietzche after that experience.

Tell her to read Camus. The Myth of Sisyphus, or The Stranger. It's relevant to her suicidal state of mind.

>>20683154
Most intelligent reply in ITT

>>20683185
Kek

>>20682835
FYI the heart emoji in the second bit of conversation was her 'liking' my sweet dreams message, not an emoji I sent.

>>20680664
Justine by Marquis de Sade

>I like romance but only if it's knida more on the sexual side
she is probably into erotic fanfics guys, I'm dying

>>20681081
Gtfo fucking zoomer

>>20680805
You absolute fucking degenerate.

>>20681977
>recommend her anime
tell her about lain, make her one of us

>>20680805
Start with the Greeks.

>thread
FBI please, are you there? Do your job ok?