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20659967 No.20659967 [Reply] [Original]

>villain's name is Sauron
>man who serves Sauron's name is Sauron-man
bravo Tolkien

>> No.20660290

>>20659967
Nigger

>> No.20660466

Pic is not accurate, the robe should be rainbow colored

>> No.20660519
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>>20660466
more like this right

>> No.20660583
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20660583

>>20659967
>OP's pic is from P*t*r Hackson's movies
Immediate cringe.

>> No.20660594

>>20660583
>posts shitty art
P*t*r Chadson's rule supreme
Shitty artists rage and scream
Rage so hard they blow steam
Can't compete even in a dream

>> No.20660620
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>>20660594
>P*t*r Chadson's rule supreme
>Shitty artists rage and scream
>Rage so hard they blow steam
>Can't compete even in a dream

>> No.20660629

>>20660620
The art of chadson is true
In your mom pussy he screw
Tre art of chadson is real
No matter how hard you squeal

>> No.20660630

>>20660466
>>20660519
I love rainbow colors and especially where they shouldn't be, they look like a symbol of spiritual knowledge or power
But now people will call you gay

>> No.20660639
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>>20660629

>> No.20660642 [DELETED] 
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20660642

>>20660630
Soft gays pozzed but Hard gays proud
Strong posture and their voices loud
Soft gays blows but hard gays knows
Bromance is better than simping for hoes

>> No.20660646
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20660646

>>20660519
wtf le saruman is le ghey

>> No.20660647

>>20660646
Saruman of many colors rules
Gandalf the grey drools

>> No.20660652

Why are wizards angels in this book

>> No.20660657

>>20660652
>Why are wizards angels in this book
have you read the book ?

>> No.20660899

>>20659967
His name is Saruman, not Sauron-man. It's 2 different etymologies. Saruman is derived from curu (skill), and Sauron is derived from saura (foul).

>> No.20660910

>>20660646
>gives up being white for rainbow colours
>statue of his hand has nails panted red
>lives in a big black tower that has an interracial breeding ground in the cellar with only another dude known for his skills with his burrowing tongue

>> No.20660920

>>20660657
No fantasy is gay I just repeat what I hear people talk about it

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>>20660910
Seethe eternally
Penetrated anally
Orcs forever victorious
Their cocks ever glorious

>> No.20661247

>>20659967
Is there a point to this?

>> No.20661262

BUT CHA DI'INT

>> No.20661266

>>20660929
>Tranuman of many cocks