/lit/ - Literature

>>20628091
Its just another boring day.

>>20628091
THIS IMAGE IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK

>>20628118
Get back to work, you lazy faggot

Stop posting jezebels.

Lea Seydoux
Now sage, report and hide the thread faggots

>>20628091
nice, my boss just saw this and im getting fired

>The assistant lifted screaming Carboro up, right arm under the pig's belly, left hand raising her face by the chin, showing her throat.

David hit the ball hard, and already he knew it was a home run; the vibrations of the aluminum bat went up to his elbows, the faces in the crowd began the light up like fireworks and yet, and yet, these sensations did nothing to quell the growing feeling inside him that he could be a homosexual.

>>20628091
>>20628118
>>20628147
Nothing explicit is shown, is it really not sfw?

>>20628091
Adam Connor wished to live forever. Barring this, as he had been informed from an early age it

>>20628091
First line of my only published story:
>Kellan Woodwyse moved cautiously through the stand of bog reeds, disturbing them no more than a gentle breeze.

>>20628091
Why is there the same pic on /biz/

I don't know. I haven't started writing my novel yet.

>>20628307
I saved it from there lol

Madison was a shy, awkward, inwardly beautiful teenaged girl just like you.

>>20628091
Tommy's little underage ass is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen, and I am determined to appreciate it up close.

… and that’s where I started to see what I’ve always known.

>>20628091
it was a dark and stormy night when i first licked my own cum off her feet

>>20628091
In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.

>>20628372
Kek

>>20628118
lmao I just got promoted guys

>>20628201
interesting. and what do they say next?

>>20628091
>SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
>I WANT HAVE SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
>I WANT TO FUUUUUUUUCK HER BRAINS OUT
>WITH ME PENIISSSSSS
sexxy sexy gud time 4 me to blowie my loadie onto the page this is the theory of forms forms of my cok up ur ass at least half of what that fagt spinoza wrote herb sounding mothersucker

>>20628125
>>20628237
>>20628254
Would read
>>20628491
Oh no

Though the size and build of my penis was as sturdy as it was impressive, the putrid stench that emanated from the tip to the scrotum was enough to floor a mule; no amount of washing and rinsing could change it.

>>20628091
"..."

>>20628536 this image, with this text >>20628545

My name is Aletheia, which I know is both pretentious and a little esoteric, but for which I can at least blame my father, who turned out to be both.

>>20628539
>Would read
Here's you go:
>https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wUI7h-YeN8tTFlEq3IvNY_oNHllvdxdh/view?usp=sharing
It's only 4 pages. It was published in Pathfinder Chronicler Vol III, which was only available as free gift in the gift bags of PaizoCon IV. So it's set in the Pathfinder setting of Golarion.

>>20628091
Nothing amazing ever happened there.

>>20628091
da ass wuz fat

>>20628118
YOU'RE A NEET

>>20628091
I like women with nice clean bodies like this! No veins or gross splotches, even her toots look good!

>>20628697
Your dad named you Kyle.

ah, blood meridian, monsieur?

Come on you fuckers!

bum

>>20628091
Prada Candy Florale

"Better her than me," I thought while looking at her corpse, if you could even call that a corpse.

>>20628091
Born under the baneful auspice of a most fateful twilight.

>>20628091
>I'm so fucking done with this shit
>proceeds to fill out a whole page with reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>20628091
After he, menancing in his hidden tweed fabrics, his period blood running down his hirsute, cut and trimmed thighs, had removed the sharp pressure of his favourite Jimmy Choo stilettos from my left nipple, finally allowing the aerola to slough off from the bleeding ducts onto the bamboo floor, Dr. Phil looked down at me, regarded me with a trace of contempt, arms akimbo and said: "I am disappointed in you. In both your actions - and in your thoughts."

When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin.

>"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

>>20628118
YOU SHOULDN'T BE BROWSING 4CHAN AT WORK

>He smelled like an animal.

>>20628118
Janny applications are now CLOSED. You're ahead of your time, bro.

women's bodies are sacred and deserve to be worshipped
men were made to be human waste baskets for women

https://streamable.com/yles0

>>20629700
2nd part of that vid is pretty hot

INTO THE BLACKLIST IT GOES.

>>20629700
2nd part of that pissing vid is pretty hot

>The meaty slaps of his ball sack smacking against her ass filled the room.

>>20628091
I was about to cum. Like a reptile I laid in the sun and thought of cumming.

>>20628091
In the slaughterhouse where we first kissed, the air still stank from the blood of lambs

Consciousness anew alit, thrown back to this niggerly world.

>>20628091
Scoot over.

>>20628091
>It was the best of times; it was the blurst of times.

>>20628254
there should be a would after 'than'

Their knives were the cleanest things in the world.

I’m writing it in Swedish so this is a direct translation, might not sound as good as I imagine it.
>The man was unimaginably thin, his cheekbones looked like they could grate cheese, if he hadn’t been sitting at the typewriter and tapping with his gangly fingers it wouldn’t have been hard to asume that he was dead.

>>20628091
Towering over his small supply of crumpled up christmas chocolates, Ezra gave in —he was going to kill himself.

>>20630970
huh?

I'm gonna sound like some boomer crank but damn, this advertisement is some quality sex appeal that ain't so common anymore. Ya almost never come across a lady this hot on tik tok. Kudos to the lighting, the make-up artist, photographer etc

>>20630970
Correct.

>>20631526
He's right. A mistake like that in the very first sentence means I'm not reading the second.

>>20631263
What's it in Swedish?

>>20631350
>Towering over his small supply of crumpled up christmas chocolates, Ezra gave in
not bad
>he was going to kill himself.
edgy, boring, and tryhard

>>20630970
The first time I (>>20631526) read this, I misread "would" as "word" and thought you were saying there should be a word after "than" and was like "huh?" because there is a word after than.

Also, you're wrong. There COULD be a "would" after "than," but it's purely a matter of taste. It's not any kind of rule. I think it's extraneous verbiage that doesn't add anything to the sentence.

>>20632248
Fuck if I care if you read any of it, man. I'm hardly looking for critique here, it's already been published. Several years too late to change anything about it.

My town is covered in holes

>>20628091
>The New Toilet

lmao, this bitch smell like doodoo

>>20628491
nice

>>20628091
I want to taste her Eau de Toilette, if you get what I mean.

For some time now I have wanted to write an account of the swamps, crevices, and various stinking back-rooms that are littered across the web, between which I have sojourned for thirteen years, and wherein mystery and corruption unthinkable to the normie mind yet persists.

"If you won, what would you wish for?"

>>20628091
at first it was
>His pointed ears alert, lips pursed, frowning as if in deep thought, he ran as fast as the crowded street allowed him to.
then, because i realized that the storyline would be insanely difficult to developed I dropped developing that pointy-ears character (probably till later in the story, he won't be the MC anymore) and it now starts with
>Middle of the night, the Twin Moons fully visible, a threescore of men and women gathered. All, retainer households of Lord Kogam, were attending the funerary ritual.

>>20628091 (OP)
at first it was
>His pointed ears alert, lips pursed, frowning as if in deep thought, he ran as fast as the crowded street allowed him to.
then, because i realized that the storyline would be insanely difficult to develope, I dropped developing that pointed-ears character (probably till later in the story, he won't be the MC anymore) and it now starts with
>Middle of the night, the Twin Moons fully visible, a threescore of men and women gathered. All, retainer households of Lord Kogam, were attending the funerary ritual.

Now lowly wrought and ill besought; in Bablyon, I was a king.

>>20628091
OP was a faggot

When I murdered my mother it was not very fun.

>>20628091
Thats Travis. He likes beer. Its good for him.

>>20632289
You didn't read the rest.

Making assumptions make an ass out of you and me.

Broadly, it's a comedy about intergenerational exchange and the power of creating a lasting heritage in others.

Feel free to buy it and try it out once we're done with it in about 3 months.

>>20628091
Her son was sick.

>>20628091
I shit my pants

>>20628091
>Zanzibar... forgive me...

why do these ungodly creatures have to exist? the female form is a mind virus that keeps me from thinking about more important things

>>20628091

Alright stop. Collaborate and listen.