/lit/ - Literature

>>20618213
my slug wife is on my mind, and not yeji

Every day is a blessing.

my future big titty goth gf is on my mind, and not emo

Why I wasnt worth?

my sister is nu-spiritual sjw who fills her bookshelf with vagina lit and leaves her sex toys out in the open

>>20618213
>>20618223
HOT

>>20618270
How many black dudes hang out with her to "smoke weed."

like these guys spamming the same sentence every thread.
who are they trying to psy-op? themselves?

>>20618287
she had a latino bf at one point but other than that just white guys

Big dicks will rule the world

>>20618223
>>20618213
stop posting pictures of my wife

>terminally online
>dopamine junkie
>fixed mindset
>weak sense of self
>coddled, never left your comfort zone
>more of a thinker than a doer
>''gifted but lazy''
>tiny wrists
who am I thinking of?

I tried watching some vtubers. Their gameplay is sub-par, yet not bad enough to be entertaining. They have no interesting commentary. The only appeal I can see is that it's just anime girls/boys, but for anyone who doesn't give a damn about that there's nothing else to offer. I'm a bit baffled at how popular vtubers have gotten, there can't possibly be that many people who would watch a boring-ass stream just because it's put on by an anime girl. I'm not even sure if most people who "like" vtubers actually watch streams, but instead just watch clips and regurgitate memes. The Japanese halo effect is real. Can someone who enjoys vtubers enlighten me if these assumptions are wrong?

>>20618323
You are thinking of me. And yourself.

>>20618323
(You)

>>20618347
I fucking hate most Vidya shit youtubers. The only ones I ever watch are the dudes who have skills and minmax and cheese the shit out of games that normalfags consider hard. Can't beat watching an autist shit all over gamedevs like it's nothing.

>>20618347
I don't even see the appeal of watching regular streamers play games. Are people in some parasocial relationship with these cartoon avatars?

>>20618223
cankles and ugly feet, hard pass. and I am very horny. I would fuck pig carcasses. but she is not so special.

>>20618347
who the fuck watches any video game streams

>>20618361
>>20618383
I like to watch some vidya streamers and toobers, usually more obscure ones that focus a lot more on the gameplay than themselves. I think the parasocial component is a bit exaggerated, but I don't watch bigger "content creators" so I can't really judge the scope of it. But I know for a fact that most people who watch vtubers are in it for the parasocial aspect, no matter how hard they try to deny it. I've tried to get into toobing before (I've gotten videos with 10k+ views), and could probably easily get back into it, but the the top toobers are just so obnoxious I would hate to be associated with them in any way. It just seems impossible to do any of that without becoming egotistical, a trait that can already be seen in me just by writing about a possible toobing career.

>>20618347
i watch this dude on twitch called "shonzo" who makes anime waifus in blender who uses an anime avatar. i just watch it cuz he's hella pro with blender not cuz he has some vtube avatar which he made himself and is actually p sick. also, he doesn't alter his voice he's a dude and identifies as a dude.

Depression is killing me. It has gone beyond just being sad, now I have migraines almost every day and stomach pains to the point of vomiting. I spent the whole day in bed again.

>>20618420
this real doofus at my work used to watch one of those pop call of duty twitch streamers that always has 40k viewers. how could someone watch some shit so generic. my ex-fiance was always trying to get me to be a streamer cuz she thought its easy to get rich, i'm like why don't u fucking stream just go put your tits on twitch and collect money from simps, i didn't say it exactly that way but mostly. i never streamed because twitch is a lot of emotional labor trying to care about rando chatters for "engagement". there are a lot easier ways to make a buck in this world.

>>20618442
The gayest part is dealing with the morons in chat and hoping that the autist you made a mod isn't some gay stalker weirdo.

>>20618323
Us

>>20618323
>tiny wrists
how small is too small? 7 inches?

>>20618323
I hate how terminally online is such a slur now. People in real life are boring. But I want to be a better person in real life through good experiences online, if that makes sense. I think it's possible, but most people are just unable to restrain themselves from shitposting in real life.

>>20618442
>my ex-fiance was always trying to get me to be a streamer cuz she thought its easy to get rich,

I'm top 50 in the world in a game and u can't make money off twitch without at least 400 average viewers

>>20618429

>>20618487
I think it implies your time online is largely wasted, mindlessly scrooling and such.

>>20618471
If you can wrap your fingers over your wrist you are a framelet.

my sister read this book and I assume everything she reads is shit but I never bothered to learn about the meme, it being such a big hit has made me skeptical

>>20618493
kek
anon will come out of it as a stronger muhrine
ooh ra semper fi

>postmodern

>>20618498
>tfw middle finger and thumb connect
its over. I'll abandon lifting. no point now.

>>20618524
that just means ur tall and have huge ... hands. that dude sounds like a short guy with stubby fingers. imagine if some guy who can palm a basketball couldn't put his hand around his wrist? larry bird's arms would be like lamp posts.

>>20618501
I keep thinking the cover guy is James franco

so i bought eastward to play a jrpg this weekend cuz the screenshots look cool, but now i remember why i don't play jrpgs anymore. so fucking boring. the "gameplay" is just an insignificant interlude between dialogue. it's like watching tv but instead of ads u have to bash a slime or whatever before u can see the next part. the pixel art graphics are great and the music is good, but there is no game there.

Anyone else has a family that g7?3: them shit for “spending all their time at home readin’ books”?

>>20618609
no. it must be weird to be raised by plebs.

>>20618593
>this
>jrpg
huh

>>20618655
that kind of tedious "well akshually" pedantism is why u will never have sex. have a nice day.

What should I do with my life? I’m very unhappy.

>>20618698
live more healthily, read more books, try and talk to people

The history of human life is nothing but pure tragedy. No matter how bad things are, we continue to reproduce ourselves like cockroaches, continuing the suffering of existence.

>>20618767
I thought you had to be at least 18 years old to post on this website?

women are terrible gentlemen and that's that

>>20618767
based emerson btfo doomies everywhere

>>20618714
I don’t even know what it means to live healthy anymore, sometimes more books can mean more spiraling into abstract thought or escapism, and these days I don’t get to meet many people but when I do I end up feeling either like there’s something wrong with me or the world has gone too crazy for me to connect with anyone.

All of that considered, it doesn’t really feel like this is “what I should do with my life” even if these weren’t problems.

>>20618698
>I’m very unhappy.
Good.

>>20618775
I think everyone is stupid, ignorant, lazy, and dishonest.
What does that say about my character?

>move to nicer apartment complex in west coast city
>white people wear their masks in the outdoor hallways

>>20619041

>>20619041
I still see people in their cars by themselves ac blasting wearing a mask. Fucking pussies.

My head is pounding and preventing me from reading :(

"I love you"
A sentence never spoken to me.
Words that hurt to hear.

Racism is a double-edged sword
and I'm ready to commit a murder-suicide.

I never moved out of my home state

>>20619107
dont wanna seem racist!

I wonder if something is wrong with the world or it's just me.

>>20619246

Neither did I, although I was born just across the state line, in the next state. The only people I really care about are my parents and I would never want to move too far away from them. I have set foot in seven states, and over 99 percent of my entire life has been lived inside a circle with a radius of about 200 miles. I think I can remember my residences:

-Childhood home (parents still live there, happily married to this day. I plan to see them around the 4th)
-first dorm room, college
-on-campus apartment, college
-another dorm room, college
-back at home for a bit while I worked and saved up money
-apartment in hometown. My first true bachelor residence, where I figured out how to pay my own bills, fend for myself, etc.
-apartment in city. Been here about eight years now. Continued bachelor solitude. A crappy studio, but the rent is right.

>>20619234
So...you hate your own race? I'm lost.

I remember a huge chart of "totalitarian regimes and their leaders" with "wacky points" for each member posted here years ago..

Does anyone have said chart at hand?
Thank you in advance.!!!!!

>>20619291
I actually just moved back in with my parents, but for me the failure to launch happened after college. I got a job in the biggest city in my state, hated it, quit after a year and a ended up back in my hometown immediately after. That was 6 years ago.

Oingo Boingo wrote a song about me... ToT

i seem to have contracted the coof. how bad is it? im still at the early onset

Home alone on another holiday weekend

>>20618429
I'm sorry to hear that. I've been suffering from depression really bad this year, but not quite that bad and it is still unbearable sometimes so I can't imagine it being that severe. I hope you can receive help somehow and improve.

>>20618493
Congratulations, you're being an edgy cunt to someone who is practically dying.

>>20619477
Unless you are a fat weakling it will just be an inconvenience for a few days at most. Did you ever give a fuck when you caught a cold before the memeflu?

>>20619041
>>20619094
>>20619107
cctv security guard hands typed this

I used to think my life was horrible, now I know just how good I have it, even if many terrible things has happened to me, I am still very lucky. Much of it was just in my head. I'm an atheist but I still feel like thanking God for this.

>>20619498
Thank you. It usually gets better after a few weeks but I'm looking into therapy. Also already went to the doctor to check if I have any physical illness.

shout out to the anon that posted that telepath mv thank you

>>20619506
that puts me at ease a bit. i just hope my parents are ok, they got it too

IM JUTS TRYING TO ACTIVATE SERVICE ON MY NEW PHONE WHY HAVE I HAD TO REENTER AND REVERIFY THE FUCKING INFORMATION JUST LET ME USE MY NEW PHONE YOU DOUBLE NIGGERS

>>20619704
no I AM NOT INTERESTED IN PROTECTION COVERAGE FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING ACTIVATION CODE AND THE TURN AROUND AND FUCK YOUR OWN ASS

I want to see my jizz droplets glistening in the Queen's pubic hair

>>20619804
This put a revolting mental image in my head.

Goth forklift operator gf

Blue collar worker goth gf (compilation)

BROS I NEED AN A CUP GOTH GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>20619041
Are you around pasadena

>>20619855
stop

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nPDVa3SCyI

imagine knowing ppl who would actually go to live sets like that, i don't know anyone who does anything.

>>20619879
People who wish to be there when their favourite dj performs.
Like when Ecco and Sherm did sets at the boiler room.

A rough estimate of how much money I've saved by pirating UFC pay-per-views.
PPV cost: $75
PPV per year: 12
Annual savings: $900
Years pirating: 12
Total savings: $10800
Suck it Dana White haha

>>20619882
the ones that piss me off is when i see one in my city

>>20619888
dude i used to have one of those cd folder books with like dozens of early ufc and pride fc i think i threw it out cuz who the fuck has a dvd player but now i kinda miss watching some pride with that bald guy, alternative world joe rogan, forgot his name, commentating while some roided up monster bashes a japanese guy around the ring.

>>20618213
She texted me again today even though it was years ago. I don't know why I respond. But the truth is I hardly feel alive anymore so I need the flashbacks to keep going.

>>20618487
You're a childish retard.

>>20618698
Write a list of your heroes or people you admire. Try to isolate their unique or otherwise distinguishing behaviors, something that is essential to their Ethos.
Then try and find either a project which will force you to acquire that behaviour, or enrol in a class or course or create your own autodidactic method of learning that behaviour.
If the project is too insurmountable, then scale it down into a 'prototype'. For example, if your hero happened to be a DTM driver, then you might start off with go-karts first. If your hero is Napoleon, you might start with coordinating a troop of paintballers. Find a achievable microcosm of the traits you wish you had.
By making steady progress towards goals and milestones you've set for yourself you will have what are called "little victories", sources of pride, and a sense of purpose.
>>20619704
I feel that. Why is using a new phone some kind of Kafkaesque nightmare of absolute futility?

>>20619950
>new phone blues
Because the manufacturers try to save money on the software, and end up using overseas blunt-skulls to cobble together open-source stuff.
t. extremely jaded American industry programmer

>>20619901
Bas Rutten? Yeah he rules.

Why do I look at a beautiful face and imagine what a coiled shit would look like as it dangled above and finally broke away , hitting her beutiful lips and forehead, smearing brown where it went.

I have some writing I just made

Fire, pain, and blood. Blood, sweat, and tears. That is what it seems we all begin from, where we start, and where we end. Everything in between is what we write about, what we fight for, and ultimately what we are. In essence, there is only one you. You are all there is, and when you go outside and approach the world, you become, in essence, many different you's. You are stretched towards infinity, behind, below, and above. You are torn in pieces through so many different machines.

The Tragedy of a Hero

Enter the hero

First Witch

If x > y > z, then x > z

Second Witch

I transfer your transitivity into something more meaningful: gold. I would turn water into wine as well, but I cannot.

Third Witch

The Philosopher's Stone is the source of much contempt in the past. This was a device sought by many, notated by Charles Mackay in his Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds. Unfortunately, many had died in their search for this fabled relic in the 1300s and early 1400s.

First Witch

1300s + 1400s2 = log9.48

Second Witch

I monotonically state in a monotone voice that your log is useful as a shelter. We just need quite a few. I would rather lack some in an attempt to build a beautiful lakeside cabin.

Third Witch

The two forms of communication hitherto mentioned are important, but it is past that is the most direct. It is written down, we cannot alter it, and it simply is. I could live in the present, I could live in the future, but I would rather live in a state of complacence, somewhere inside myself while I contemplate the forms of civilization that has existed. We are simply another dot in an endless sea of processions, a meaningless array of nothing. We cannot alter this world. We cannot change it. We have been here since it's started. I cannot say whence we go, I only know we are more than Adam and Eve, we are the world now. And we are lost from where we used to be. I now look

All three

ENTER! THE HERO
I wouldn't like to see more of life, I can barely see through the cloud of smoke passing in front of my eyes. It's American Spirit, or American Spirits I can't remember which. I could be in the 90s like this, but I don't believe so, I think this is a contemporary tale.

>>20619983
“Can you tell me exactly where we started”

I have in front of me, a problem.

Axioms
1. Clones cannot be made in the present, only the future
2. There is no direct path forward or backward in the present, only the future or past

Proposition 1. Given a Circle of Time, prove that Clones could be directed forward

“This is essentially flawed”

“Excuse me?”, the gaping face of who was essentially me, stared at me in confusion. I was contemplating exactly the right thing to say when another individual opened the door. It was Valerie, she starts explaining why everything is on the floor, why the equipment is on the table, why everything has started to fall apart around us, when Kevin, to both of our rights enters the other side “Excuse me, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? THE READER WOULD LIKE TO KNOW AS WELL”

“OKAY YOU ALL ARE PERFECT IN TIMING EVERYONE RELAX.” I put out my cigarette now, barely even half-finished.

The person across from me was, as mentioned before, me. Ashford, a fledging scientific think tank member who took the time out of his day to create, compute, and fabricate a literal brainfreeze of a problem before me.

“What is with the LACK of mathematics on this board? This is a literal word problem. “

“So you would say, this invokes proposition 1 though doesn't it”, replies Kevin, an adept protege, understandably.

“Indeed”, Valerie states “But I don't really remember how it goes”

“In proposition 1”, I state, rounding the table in the center, mugs strewn across the wooden oak top, stains marking previous days of antecedently crafted ideas, well thought or otherwise. I took one start at the board and made additional remarks verbally before the mirror image of a mirage, a mirroige started taking me.

“In proposition 1, the triangle, much like we have here before us, between us, is crafted using a circle. This circle is utilized between some givens, like a line, a DIRECT LINE, in this case, and a circle is drawn using this line as the diameter. We make the circle of time, something we know to be redundant, and craft a triangle pretty easily”

“I don't quite not understand”, says Ashford's clone, invoking my favorite way to state delicate Debreu Paretian Utility ordering.

No need to be delicate here though, the delicatessen nearby delicately crafted my sandwich already. I had enough of this insatiable lust for sandwiches or power or control. I simple desired clarity, something that was anachronistically lacking.

>>20619477
I felt like an old man for a day or two but that was all.

>>20619746
ok got the new iphone running. i have no idea what to do with this object.

>>20620044
open garage band and make a song

>>20618806
That contrarily you are intelligent, knowledgeable, hard-working, and honest. Alternatively, you could be stupid, ignorant, lazy, and dishonest, or any combination of these traits(or any others not mentioned) and their opposites.

>>20620096
>you are intelligent, knowledgeable, hard-working, and honest
Yeah, and people hate me for it.
They don't dare attack my integrity, though...instead, I'm "hard to work with", or "edgy", or some other gaslighting generality.
Still, thanks for responding.

>>20618429
maybe you should take those (((meds)))

>>20618213
I know she's my twin flame because she hates me

>that feel when no girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEbi_YjpA-Y

>>20618213
The fact this thread isn't overrun by triggered comments responding to OP's pic proves that /lit/ has yet to be overrun by trannies. Nothing triggers a tranny like the effortless feminity of beautiful Asian women and upon seeing one they usually do their best impression of a racist /pol/ poster. If you want to test this and see it in action, find an excuse to post one in a Euphoria/Hunter thread on /tv/.

My parents didn’t know what to do with a smart child.
I’m only just coming to terms with this because I always thought people who thought that they were smart like that were midwits and pseuds, but pretending not to be arrogant has a price. You don’t find likeminded people that way. Maybe I’m just the retard.

Rate my song lyrics:

There's a million, billion, trillion stars
But I'm down here low
Fussin' over scars on my soul
On my soul
On my soul
On my soul
On my soul, I am so
Infinitesimal

>>20620237
In retrospect, my parents did the best thing they could with a smart child...
...they left me the hell alone.

>>20620150
can we get some good lonely dude posting going tonight? that's timeless.

>>20620259
Lonely dude is long gone. He's been replaced with his brother who drinks a bit too much onions, to the mockery of the internet.

>>20620259
From what I've experienced of other people...
...I vastly prefer to be alone.
I don't pine for the company of others.
I pine for silence and solitude.
Thank God for weekends. No forced associations with cretinous co-workers for TWO WHOLE DAYS.

>>20618487
this was true 20 years ago but no longer holds any water
the internet is far more boring and sanitized than real life by far at this point, and to any zoomer on here that hasn't caught the good days of irc, dc++, emule, and thousands of disconnected online forums with their own weird intricacies: i pity you

Ministry is the best band of all times

>>20620307
Is this from the Crocodile Hunter movie?

>>20617764
And then, one would at least hope, you come to realize, that this is how YOU think about the status quo.
We found out recently that Europeans had Neanderthal DNA, and this just changed the way racists thought of themselves. “Ah ha! We’re superior BECAUSE we have Neanderthal DNA!”
Thought tunnels.

Jannies seriously fall asleep on the job with that thread.

>>20620368
No, it's James Brown, but I'm glad you're no longer shilling cringe-tastic NIN.

>>20620307
fuck thats hot. wouldve have blown my mind as a boy

>>20620307
A taint so powerful, it needed rivets?

i think im going to fuck this dumb zoomer bitch. second night after i gave her my number and she calls me up. next i know shes asking my favorite position and says shes into tall white guys. havent gotten laid in two years so this is fun

>>20619967
That makes a lot of sense. Bean counters run the world.

been up all night not sure when l'm going to bed

>>20618347
>>20618383
post-2010 anime is just porn

man this inner peace shit boring as hell. Im going back to writhing in hatred

>>20618213
what's with the tranny flag shirt? has this cancer spread to korea too?

one more spliff then bed methinks

>>20618323
About half of them describe me, but I used to be like that to a T. Now I:
>leave my comfort zone
>do stuff instead of thinking about it
>try not to have such a fixed perspective
>make an active effort to change my lazy tendencies

You can do it bros

>>20619477
I lost my smell and taste for 3 months. Had some heavy brain fog for about three weeks. It felt like someone stole 15 IQ points from me or something. Just extra stupid, extra sore, and can't smell or taste a damn thing. Very weird. I started having chest pains towards the end of month two and tests showed I had some pulmonary fibrosis in my upper airway. I had thought it was from working as a concrete laborer since the dust is especially bad for your airways. But nope, wasn't silicosis.

I'm also a mid-20's fit white middle-class male with no pre-existing conditions. By all means I should have had the least trouble with it.

>>20620173
kino post.

Everything that women do is because men allow them to do it. Even their supposed freedoms are utterly contingent on men indulging, or instrumentalizing them for some ends.
I am not even bitter or "against" women, this isn't some screed about what I think women should or shouldn't do, it's just a fact of history, one actually acknowledged, to a point, in a lot of feminist writings, but rarely acknowledged by anyone openly as it flies in the face of popular sentiment, or plain good manners.

Women simply don't have the power to force a matter on civilizational level, they have to get men onside to achieve anything.

They really are just ribs.

Shampoos are a meme, especially modern Unilever shampoos which are filled with random bullshit because they had to make returns off of destroying a palm tree forest or whatever. They don't even help with hair oil. Just use regular soap and conditioner once in a while.

>>20620173

I clicked on this post while listening to the opening overture of "Imperial Distortion", a drone album by Kevin Drumm that I have listened to obsessively for about five years. Although the drone/quasi-music is not explicitly about Chubbuck, a track title and liner notes involve her. The second track is entitled "More Blood and Guts", while the liner notes include a quote or two IIRC.

I've been listening to the same set of youtube videos for years. I'd procure a real CD copy, but that would probably spoil the way I've been experiencing the album all this time. Her hair is like a Lego piece, jesus, also love her awkward goth conceit. I wish I could have saved her.

I always hated having to write a mandatory rough draft before the final draft on writing tests
I'd usually just copy the rough draft word for word into the final draft and still ended up with a B or an A

>>20619477
should have vaccinated

>>20619477
Its been two fucking years. Are you serious? Have you never had a flu before?

I sent my girl lyrics from "Little Dark Age" and it pissed her off. I don't know if this relationship is going to work out.

My desire for sex is upending my entire faith in Jesus

>>20619837
>>20619826
Are there clearer shots of her doing fun stuff? These are all so blurry and low resolution

>>20619888
Based Stirnerian trips

>tfw only have a 6.5 inch and 5inch (girth) cock
its fucking over

>>20618213
>Research shows that reading is around 25% slower from a computer screen than from paper. This difference generally increases with increasing reading speed. Thus you may slightly increase your results to find your speed when reading from paper.
Ummmm, e-reader fags btfo?

>>20620756
>At 6 inches, you’re in the top 15th percentile for penis length. In case you’re interested in girth (i.e., the circumference of your dick), the average penis had a girth of 3.7 inches when flaccid, and 4.6 inches when erect.
>The results found that the average preference was for a penis that measured 6.3 inches in length and 4.8 inches around. Whereas for a one-time sexual encounter, the average plastic penis the women chose was larger, measuring 6.4 inches and 5.0 inches in circumference.
dw bro

>>20620769
Oh great, I have a pencil dick

>>20620776
Are you living in my head bro? Dw about it? Am I hallucinating this?

>>20620784
Probably.

>>20620761
What kind of screens were they using in that experiment? I don't like reading long form text on a regular PC/laptop monitor so I can see why it would be slower than paper but I'm not at all convinced that the same difference would appear with a hand-held e-ink device.

>>20620790
https://www.nngroup.com/articles/ipad-and-kindle-reading-speeds/
I think this is the most cited article as per news headlines. It includes e-readers, albeit from 2010.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright. They just seem a little weird.

>>20620725
I've never felt my sex drive overpower any rational thought

>>20620617
I'm the type that will write something, then when going through it again change a word here or there, maybe a whole sentence. Rough drafts are intended for people like me, so the final draft looks nice and clean.

I got them moves like Jagger

>>20620369
xena

ARCHIVED CHAT LOG IN USE OF CASE 178

>(UNDERANGEL) John, I understand Goldstein is a vital part of the agency and all. I won't undersell that the man is a genius and all. He's dealt with basically everything under the sun here. Going on so and so years

>(MARKMARK) i told you this before despite goldstein's prior actions before we hired his ass we simply don't care about it

>(UNDERANGEL) I don't care how important he is John. I've seen the videos of Amy talking about how rough he was during her physical. Reading what things he did to the poor girl was sickening. You and I both know a quarter of the things he did to her was unnecessary.

>(MARKMARK) i won't break the guys balls for being thorough

>(UNDERANGEL) I understand you've been here longer than me, I do. But I can't sit back and let some fucked up pedo get away with his filth due to the the girl having anomalous properties. If you won't say anything to the brass I will.

>(MARKMARK) fine i'll try to sneak it in next meeting but don't be surprised if he doesn't get more than a slap on the wrist people with goldstein's skill set are harder than fuck to find guy might be a sick fuck but we both know we won't find anyone to replace him they know that as well

>(UNDERANGEL) Thank you John. Glad to see not everyone on the administrative end of our little family is deaf to the cares of our charges. The disgusting things I've heard from our collective superiors is profoundly disturbing, some of them seem to not register Amy as being human. Callous bastards.

>(MARKMARK) fisher those same people have been here for decades it's the nature of the beast to be a fucking asshole after dealing with anomalous shit day in and day out these guys are just doing their job just like you and i and besides that i'd like to give you some advice before we close this little chitchat

>(UNDERANGEL) What John? Is it to keep my head down? I know I made some people angry the last time I requested we look into our decorum. But if anything I won't back down from this. I've listened to and read the results to her psych evaluations and besides her anomalous properties she is perfectly normal. I won't stand for a sick fuck like that to abuse her due to her perceived inhumanity.

>(MARKMARK) don't call them by their names it isn't healthy especially if you tend to be working for us for some time we give them labels for a reason i've seen lots of my guys go through that to i understand it might be hard for you but their isn't a soul out that that calls that poor girl amy anymore

>>20620919

>(SUBANĜELO) Johano, komprenatas mie la Goldstein-a nepranteco anara. Lian ĝenion mi ne maltroigos. Ĉi ĉiom da sunumitaĵo de jarare fortraktis li.

>>(UNDERANGEL) John, I understand Goldstein is a vital part of the agency and all. I won't undersell that the man is a genius and all. He's dealt with basically everything under the sun here. Going on so and so years

>Anon, anon, sir.

>>20619983
>>20619988
It's shit.

>>20620919

>(MARKMARK) Jamas ĉi-dir' demia vien, antaŭaj Goldstein-aj agoj malpost dungo ne enkapiĝas zorge al ni.

>>(MARKMARK) i told you this before despite goldstein's prior actions before we hired his ass we simply don't care about it

>>20620919

>(SUBANĜELO) Kiomas lia gravo, tiomas maljene al mi, Johano. Montriĝis la Amy-a priparolo pri lia malĝentila korpuma. Leginteco de liaj kontraŭkompatulinaĵoj naŭzigis. Kaj vi kaj mi scias, ke kvarono de liaj fiaĵoj malendis.

>>(UNDERANGEL) I don't care how important he is John. I've seen the videos of Amy talking about how rough he was during her physical. Reading what things he did to the poor girl was sickening. You and I both know a quarter of the things he did to her was unnecessary.

I got drunk like shit yesterday and sent like 30 messages to my bro about a girl I like just fucking end me it's embarrassing

>>20620307
all of these things are still around
irc is alive and well, and the edonkey network still has a few decently maintained clients like amule

>>20620537
same bro, I've made great strides in the past year but I still fuck up a lot, past two weeks I haven't gone to bed before 4 and I've spent a lot of time scrooling

So let's unpack this a little bit. You're talking to a cute female therapist. Then - imagine - she would never talk to you IRL and she doesn't want anything to do with you IRL. Now what is this incongruence? What makes this a template for jokes? Because someone is focusing and spending time with someone else while their biological intuition tells them not only to avoid but maybe even hate them. Despite any genuine attempt at fixing the world, someone is to some degree repressing an inner feeling of disgust so high that they sort them into not suitable for reproducing. Does that matter? Is this perhaps a hypocritical act in a way? Is it wrong to smile and laugh at people if it's only for their own benefit? Can we really disconnect profiles, roles we're inhabiting from our physical selves? Because it will never be disconnected completely, it can't, subtle consequences of your fundamental nature will always be (theoretically) identifiable. Everywhere is this incongruence between biological nature and idealism and sadly, idealism can mostly be marketed properly via the means that satisfy biological nature the quickest. Aesthetics, optics, emotions. But in practical application, idealism won't have the rhetorical power of raw, simple satisfaction of biological intuition. Even if you're right, even if your deconstruction is fair and logically coherent, you can't win a shallow debate. Beauty speaks truth, pleasure speaks truth, even when there is none other than its own existence

>>20618213
I love buying presents for people. That moment when you find the absolute perfect present and just knowing they'll love it is one of the best feelings in the whole world.
My brother loves the Silmarillion and is just as poor as I am, so I just bought him The Silmarillion (illustrated deluxe edition 2021). It cost near $90, but it's more than worth it. He's going to lose his mind over it. Ah, there isn't hardly a better feeling in the whole world...

>>20621690
Nice Anon. Hope your brother enjoys it

I cannot get myself to publish anything anymore because I can't shake the knowledge that people just want something to jerk off to. There's nobody left who's iinterested in a story, people read to get off or to show something about themselves. I just cannot get rid of this.

>>20621690
It's summertime.

God I hope Rocketman bombs Seoul and takes out every kpop whore.

>>20621748
Thanks! It's for Christmas, but I bought it now because they were selling out. I'm sure he'll love it.

>>20621784
you're just mad nobody gets you nice presents. maybe if you weren't such an insufferable cunt, they would.

>>20621784
>buying a Christmas gift is Reddit now
it's all so tiresome

>>20621690
your post is still gay though

>>20621838
What can I say? I like making the people I love happy.

last time i spent $90 on a book it was a textbook on the international bond market. my mom had a copy of the silmarilion when i was a kid it was a yellowing paperback probably cost $5.

>>20621843
yeah but you sound like you give blowjobs, tone down the fruity enthusiasm

>>20621843
is this some kind of weird attempt at trolling? i guess it's working, ur getting replies, the problem with "i was only pretending to be reddit!" is that ur faking it until u make it works both ways.

>>20621805
>nobody gets you nice presents
You've never bought lingerie for a girl before, have you?
>>20621826
>Christmas presents
It's summertime. This faggot is obviously the type that runs up CC debt but tells himself it's ok "because gifts." For someone who thinks $90 is a lot of money that's a huge red flag.
>>20621847
I thought the exact same thing.

>>20621844
Well, sure. But if you really like something, then it's normal to get a fancy edition, right? That's why they even exist. Just look at Folio Society.

>>20621847
Alright, I'll try, just for you.

>>20621854
You may be retarded.

>>20621860
>>20621862
oh god not only is it a corny troll the replies are actually a sameguy. man reconsider your life path if you think this is a good use of your time.

>>20621860
>You've never bought lingerie for a girl before, have you?
Yes I did, and she loved it.
>It's summertime.
It is, but that has no effect on the availability of products/ It's cheaper to buy presents in advanced, so they aren't marked up for the holidays. I've also never owned a credit card in my life, and I've never been in debt once. It just sounds like you're a bitter cunt.

>>20621862
>Just look at Folio Society
They sell capeshit to consoomers, retard. It's the book equivalent of funkos.

Today I'm really going to do it

Are people really trying to argue that buying presents for their family is reddit cringe?

>>20621872
You have at least 2 people making fun of you now. Likely more.

>>20621875
>>You've never bought lingerie for a girl before, have you?
>Yes I did, and she loved it.
As if buying perfume for your mother wasn't weird enough.

>>20621882
it's not but anon is insufferable, so I am going to participate to the shitflinging

>>20621882
>That moment when you find the absolute perfect present and just knowing they'll love it is one of the best feelings in the whole world.
No one is saying that isn't true but how much do you want to bet her has a "Live, Love, Laugh" stencil? He also used the term "sameguy" instead of "samefag."

>>20619826
hnggggggg i want her to flatten me with that forklift then cremate me and throw me away

recommend me an exciting page-turner to read, ideally something even a brainlet could enjoy that isn't difficult literature
please no fantasy/sci-fi or anything YA

Bros I'm starting to think that Christ really is King

>>20622122
Shogun by Clavell
Jurassic Park

>>20622131
how come?

stop posting frogs on /lit/

>>20622138
I feel it. It's the only thing that makes anymore. I feel God's grace whenever I have faith. Nothing else is like this. It's unmistakenable.

>>20622147
i'm happy for you anon

>>20622154
Thank you fren

>>20622142
No

>>20622147
Well, I can't argue with that.

>have a compulsion to buy things
>don't actually want anything

>>20621690
Do you want to become friends? You can buy me presents :)

>>20621690
>Ah, there isn't hardly a better feeling in the whole world...
have you tried giving him anal

>>20622131
Then go read about the Egyptian god Horus, and realize that large parts of Christ's story were lifted from his.

Such a sad space

>>20622142
But 4chan is Pepe's home!

Can we ever leave the Platos cave?

>>20622290
No. You are still stuck on single digit dimensional existence. It's like being eternally stuck on low bit rate 240p resolution until you die.

>>20622290
Yes but not while living on this world

I was out on my bike. Came across a cat with something in its mouth. Then I heard a loud scream from the thing, it was a tiny baby rabbit.
The cat dragged it off the path into a bush. The rabbit got away and hid under a branch so I left.
An hour later I came by again and the rabbit was still in the same place with the cat waiting.
I pushed down the branch so the rabbit was trapped and picked it up with the other hand, it was small enough to fit in my palm and not escape. It was terrified but relaxed after a bit, I could tell it was trainable.
A lady came out of the university biology building and showed interest so I ended up giving her the rabbit and letting her handle it.
Now I regret it. I try to engage with the world symbolically, that's why I saved the rabbit to begin with but then when some tiny hint of vague social pressure entered the picture I deferred to that instead.
The rabbit was my friend and of the earth, I betrayed it and gave it to some delusional academic cunt to put it in a cage or some shit, they're probably experimenting on it right now. This is basically exactly like ET if the boy betrayed the alien.

>>20622325
You didn't really care about the rabbit. Otherwise you would have killed the cat instead.

>>20622325
dude u stole that cat's food you are actually a bad person

>>20622325
Experimenting on it?
She probably checked it for injuries then let it go.
What sort of sick, twisted world do you live in?

wth the little rubber pad that goes in the base of my coffee maker where u put the cup disappeared and i can't find it. i assume it got stuck to the bottom of my cup somehow and got carried away with it, but surely it fell off somewhere between here and the kitchen. where the hell did it go? weird.

>>20622343
Somehow I didn't process the information until on the way home but she mentioned something about taking it to a vet that will probably euthanize it.
The idea of taking a random wild rabbit to a vet is insane, that's probably why I didn't process it. That's the kind of sick, twisted world we live in. It's completely filled with delusional arrogant cunts poisoning my friends "for their own good".
Nobody cared about the rabbit until I did despite this happening in a high traffic area. The demonic globalist academic cunt saw an opportunity to spread death and destruction in the name of Moloch so she jumped on it.

>>20622325
>>20622336
>>20622338
What the fuck

>>20622336
The cat was confused. It was dragging the rabbit like cats drag kittens and trying to get it into the safety of a bush. It would have killed it eventually but basically by accident, it didn't have the killer instinct. It's a housecat, this is not an area where cats survive by hunting rabbits.

>>20622401
Housecats regularly kill little animals just for the fuck of it. This morning i went outside to have my coffee and cigarette and my wifes cat left me a pair of cardinal wings on the porch. God knows what he did to the rest of it. At least it wasn't entrails like last time.

>>20622422
Depends on the cat. This cat was confused. The signals were crossed. It could have killed it many times or provoked it into more play. Instead the dominant instinct was motherly. That doesn't help the rabbit a whole lot since it was trapped, it just meant the kill would have taken a very long time.

>>20622323
In death only?

does rock radio still exist? if so what kind of bands are big right now? what's the 2020s equivalent of stone temple pilots or smashing pumpkins or whatever? i was never really into it, but i grew up in the 90s so pop grunge was basically unavoidable. are there any big rockstar bands like that still today?

I’ve been wanting to move to a new country for a while now but these two things are holding me back. I feel so stuck.

>>20622373
>The demonic globalist academic cunt saw an opportunity to spread death and destruction in the name of Moloch so she jumped on it.
Or you know, because she was inside, she couldn't see what the cat was doing, until you intervened, because you are much larger and easier to see. That rabbit could just as easily have been saved by the vet and was handed to a service taking care of wild animals, but you choose to think the worst because of some random comment.
Even if the bunny remained with you, you'd still have to take it to the vet for a checkup.

>>20622471
I hate to break it to you anon, but rock is dead and has been for quite some time. I'm sure there are plenty of small rock bands, but there are no rock stars in the 2020's.

>>20622498
>you'd still have to take it to the vet for a checkup
What the fuck is wrong with your brain? What inane female tier logic is behind this shit?
>you have to submit every plant and creature to the globalist authorities obviously
You're the reason we live in a sick twisted world. Most people are braindead retards like you which is why giving them the benefit of the doubt has always, without exception lead to unimaginable disappointment.
I did in fact give that cunt the benefit of the doubt and you're proving to me that odds are she was in fact a braindead agent of demons just like you.

>>20622501
i need a gen-x gf that we can listen to grunge playlists while we smoke weed and then watch natural born killers or the crow, know what i mean? i didn't even like the 90s but i'm stuck with nostalgia for it whether i like it not.

>>20622520
based skizo

>>20622520
Are you okay? Should I call a doctor? You sound like handling the bunny has infected you with something that is affecting your brain. Perhaps some kind of parasite from another planet.

>grow up
>realise leftism is retarded
Fuck. Where do I go now?

When I cum I don't dream. If I refrain form cumming, it takes some 3 days before I start dreaming again. Why is that?
Dreaming is nice, but so is cumming. Do I really need to choose one over the other?

>>20622540
>so is cumming
Cumming is evil and plagues your mind. Dreams are good. Easy choice.

>>20622540
i haven't dreamt for what feels like years (since the vax? idk) but this year when i crank the air conditioning really loud and cold suddenly i am having crazy dreams every night.

>>20622539
Join me in radical centrism.

>>20622547
>Cumming is evil and plagues your mind
I'd agree if you're talking about porn, but I can't see the problem with cumming (in or outside a girl).

>>20622471
>>20622501
greta van fleet is very popular

>>20622572
Yeah I was talking about masturbation.

>>20622572
coming inside of a woman is much worse than coming to porn
women are hellspawn that exist to steal your energy

>>20622576
dude i saw an asian qt with a greta van fleet shirt the other day. i like them but they got panned by pitchfork so u can't admit liking them if u live in a "hip" place and second they are kind of a led zeppelin cover act more than 90s sound, that i said i do enjoy them a lot.

>>20622568
>radical centrism.

what does that even mean

>>20622536
Justify your braindead shit you subhuman demon spawn. You're like the roasties sperging in the comments of hamster videos about the rocks in the cages not being sterile. Pure evil. No concept of any wider consequences.

>>20622576
i was gonna say dum dum girls but this is from 2013 already almost a decade old god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOF_oo3EgnQ

>>20622596
i live in a tiny village in eastern europe, so listening to them is ok

>>20622539
You know the answer.

>>20622471
You'll have to listen to older bands that are still producing worthy material.
Here's a bunch of ex-Hawkwind members still kicking ass in 2020.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ODgHkgf8Og

I have no friends, nobody who understands me. I don’t even understand myself. My girlfriend is nice to be around but I’m always living in my own head even when I’m with her. The worst part is I’m not intelligent enough to explain or even understand what is wrong with me, why I am so different from other human beings. I just know it’s there, I just know I can’t relate to anyone, and the feeling is all the more painful for being misunderstood and not expressed.

>>20622600
It's yet another LARP from disoriented people who no longer know what to do.

>>20622540
I dream more when taking melatonin before sleeping.

>>20622627
Other people are different too.
They're just too afraid and insecure to admit it.
Your "problem" is that you're not a coward. Own it.

>>20622600
radical centrism would be stalinism

If God ever watches me he must be facepalming a lot

I used to LARP pretty hard as a christian but it didn't work out for me and now it would be too embarrassing to go back on it so I've elected to just never talk about religion again.

>>20622690
i just consider myself a fellow traveller of the jesus movement, then i don't have to commit to believing any weird dogmas, but still admit that christianity has been a net positive for the world.

>>20622703
That's the worst kind of cope
> “I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him: I’m ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don’t accept his claim to be God. That is the one thing we must not say. A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic — on the level with the man who says he is a poached egg — or else he would be the Devil of Hell. You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God, or else a madman or something worse. You can shut him up for a fool, you can spit at him and kill him as a demon or you can fall at his feet and call him Lord and God, but let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about his being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.”

>>20622710
>mere christianity quote
an obese gay man recommended that me once so i guess you are in good company

>>20622736
>ad hominem

>>20622501
HEY HEY MY MY ROCK AND ROLL CAN NEVER DIE

>>20622741
i'm just saying it's interesting that both a morbidly obese homosexual man and an internet chud recommended the same book.

>>20622759
I didn't recommend it, I just pasted a relevant quote

>>20622473
At least you are not from kazakhstan like me

>>20622816
could be worse, you could've been english

>>20622816
Do you live in yurt? Do you ride horse? Why don't you have a qt golddigger half Russian wife?

>"i want you to ram me with your huge dick again ;) shove it in and fuck me deep. lets see how loud you can make me moan"

i am just so bored.

>>20622835
Glad you liked it ;)

>>20622851
Ive been bored for years

>>20622863
You turned him into the Winnie the Pooh of smoking crack and cock

>>20622851
>>20622867
look up diy sets and buy a couple

>>20622209
>hey bro I'm going to shove this $90 book up your ass!

>>20622871
That is the male equivalent of roasties getting drunk off wine and buying coloring books. Only thing you forgot was a yummy IPA. What the fuck is up with femoids and coloring books.

>>20622816
Whats so bad about ack-ackastan

>>20622884
then stop complaining about being bored you pretentious fuck

[Will.I.am:]
I got a feeling
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
A feeling
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night

[Will.I.am & Fergie {will.I.am}:]
{A feeling (Woo-hoo)}
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
{A feeling (Woo-hoo)}
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night (Fee-)

Tonight's the night, let's live it up
I got my money, let's spend it up (I feel-)
Go out and smash it like oh my God
Jump off that sofa, let's kick it off (I feel-)
{I know that we'll have a ball}
{If we get down and go out and just lose it all}
I feel {stressed out, I wanna let it go}
Let's go way out, spaced out, and losin' all control

[Will.I.am {Fergie}:]
Fill up my cup, mazel tov
Look at her dancin', just take it off (I feel-)
Let's paint the town, we'll shut it down
Let's burn the roof
{And then we'll do it again} (I feel-)
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it
And do it, and do it, {let's live it up}
And do it, and do it, and do it, do it, do it
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it

[Will.I.am {Fergie}:]
'Cause I got a feeling (Woo-hoo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
A feeling (Woo-hoo)
{That tonight's gonna be a good night}
{That tonight's gonna be a good night}
{That tonight's gonna be a good, good night} (Fee-)

Tonight's the night (Hey)
Let's live it up {Let's live it up}
I got my money (I'm paying)
Let's spend it up (Let's spend it up)
Go out and smash it {Smash it}
Like oh my God (Like oh my God)
Jump off that sofa (Come on), let's kick it off

Fill up my cup {Drank}
Mazel tov (L'chaim)
Look at her dancin' {Move it, move it}, just take it off
Let's paint the town (Paint the town)
We'll shut it down (Shut it down)
Let's burn the roof
{And then we'll do it again}
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it
And do it, and do it, {let's live it up}
And do it, and do it, and do it, do it, do it
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, do it, do it, do it

Here we come, here we go, we gotta rock
Easy come, easy go, now we on top
Fill the shot, body rock, rock it don't stop
Round and round, up and down, around the clock
{Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday (Do it)}
{Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday (Do it)}
{Weekend get-get-get with us, you know what we say}
{Party every day, p-p-p-party every day}

[Will.I.am & Fergie {will.I.am}:]
{And I'm feeling (Woo-hoo)}
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
{A feeling (Woo-hoo)}
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night

[Will.I.am:]
Woo-hoo

>>20622902
Damn I remember when this was THE party song

>>20622916
when i was in college u couldn't go to a bar in the city without hearing this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijk4j-r7qPA

dude i'm getting the urge to consoome more books i want to put in an amazon order so bad rn

>>20622968
just look at the books you own and reevaluate what you like about them
you should not fall to the consoom, anon
you must resist it
captcha: J00WS

>>20622976
ya but i wanna read sublime object of ideology to see if zizek ever had any good ideas and also i want some secondary sources about foucault's life just for fun

>>20622985
how many unread books do you possess anon

>>20622962
Oh man you're old. They played this song when I graduated from 5th grade

>>20622142
>/lit/ is too good for Pepe
A Pepe I've seen 100 times is better than any post you'll even write you pretentious faggot.

>>20623000
mmmm idk but i have more unread than read probably like 4 to 1 at least but it's not as bad as it sounds cuz i read a lot of books from the library i guess the time limit motivates me more than having a copy

Thinking about getting a tattoo to hide my cutting scars. Any advice?

>>20623048
Why are you gay and stupid. Even femcels know better and just cup up their thighs first

Planning on telling mny employer that i will be moving abroad in december. I think I'll be laid off at the latest by the end of July which means I will get my unemployment benefits (not going to explain how right now).
In the 4 to 5 months my living expenses will be around 5000 euro. I think the freedom of those 4/5 months will be worth the money.
Especially if I can get unemployment for 2 months.

The date is getting near lads, very excited.

Being attractive is nice in exactly 3 situations:

(1)Women look at me for the first time and then immediately break or refuse to make eye contact in what I can only describe as fear.
(2)Absent-minded longing stares that they don't realize they're engaged in until I meet their gaze.
(3)Sex eyes

>>20623048
Just see a derm bro, don't make yourself look even more retarded.

>>20623058
One time I took a piss and didnt shake all the drops off so a few piss drops rolled down my thigh and into my cuts. It burned and was extremely gross so I moved onto to my shoulder. I'm tired of not being able to take off my shirt to swim or go to the beach, so I figured a tattoo on my shoulder would work.

>>20623073
why the fuck would you do that? thank god they don't treat this behavior like gender dysphoria and encourage kids to cut themselves up

>>20618223
Yummy girl legs

>>20623073
are you chicano? i think all the ppl i've seen do cutting were goth hispanic kids. do u think it's some weird left over blood letting thing from pre-colombian times?

>>20618213
I’m gonna write cape shit one day for one of the big two companies, I swear.

>>20623093
I'm very white and blonde. But you're right, I also noticed Americanized Mexicans adopted the goth/emo thing while whites left it behind.

>>20623093
nah, you just happen to live in the spic coast.

everywhere else its most

>>20623102
one time mom signed me up for a drawing workshop with some dude whose claim to fame was doing a some comics for one of those companies in the 80s and now glory days behind him he stuck teaching pencil drawing to nerdy boys. my friend who was also in the class was always a slightly better drawer than me. annoying. i think the only take away was that you have put the characters in really dynamic poses to convey action and can't be scared away from tricky foreshortening like many amateur artists are.

>>20623048
massage with coconut oil everyday, it will take some time but they will not be noticeable and red anymore

>>20623131
Thanks. Ive been using sillicone sheets for the past two months but I dont think they're working.

i wish there was a way to listen to 4chan bantz in the background i will do other shit like how u can put a twitch stream on ur second monitor while u screw around in blender or whatever

>>20618213
----- Solaria -----
XIII
(Air Supremacy)

Almost asleep
I've arranged things for so long

And with such force of charm that it's as if
I am transparent to myself--

Bordered by orderly tropical pinks,
Violets, statistical altostratus

Hardly anyone looks at for long enough to measure by inference

On horizons curiously intimate,
Reflecting hotly lucid noon in high summer,

Uranium glass of rooms a little too
Ideal in the cool dryness of their atmospheres

To quite believe, even while feeling the vast momentum
Of a dream so completely realized that the sense of benign charisma

Could be its only prelude:

Mothers with the gift for lullaby,
Fathers gracious in the sensory play that

Nothing like games, aims to delight his own
With creature comforts heavenly bridges form and sign--

Or for that lovable old sea dog and his wife
Who are always happy

To See me planting what I can, astonishing as I can make it, hallucnatory
As you wish, dishing in pleasant illusions as nature does,

Godspeed wherever they go,
The pleasant dream of what it's like to be

Temperamentally fortunate
As the Bard

Confessing how little wounded he was by experience, images.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fai5s3Zn7b4

You can really only have so many cringe interactions with other people before you start to loathe interactions entirely.

>>20623495
ya that's why i stopped caring about dating because it's basically gambling you might get laid or you might get cringe or you might get cringe and laid, odds of cringe free experience too low

>visiting home
>teenage younger sister keeps lounging around the house in tiny short shorts and loose T-shirts
I am not attracted to my sister I am not attracted to my sister I am not attracted to my sister I am not attracted to my sister I am not attracted to my sister I am not attracted to my sister AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20618213
i recently saw this girl's boyfriend and he apologized for giving off weird energy around me in the past. i don't want to/plan hook up with his girl but she basically asked me to have a threesome with a mutual friend of ours not 30 minutes before this dude arrived.

women moment.

I feel like that manga character Kobeni lately. My bicycle is way more popular than i am.

did you guys get vaccinated?

>>20618213
>>20618223
>KPOP
Ironically, in my quest to expose myself to as much new music and content as possible, I listened to some Blackpink. My favorite track is
"Lovesick Girls".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLoqdvCtl9M

>>20623563
Yes

>>20623595
good goy

>>20623563
You ask this constantly and the answer is still no. Thank Jesus I'm not a yuropoor so I don't have to pay a Russian on the darkweb for a fake qr code.

>>20623527
Seek help

>>20623608
Theres a lot I resent about the past two years but I am thankful that I was in a position where I could avoid the clot shot mandates.

>>20623495
I have never felt anything of the sort. I regret a few risks or indiscretions, but that's it, and feel too sorry for most men to ever feel sorry for myself. I've tried to pretend to it, from time to time, but to no effect.

Soon this thread will be over there will be a new one. We'll argue and laugh and console each other, and then tomorrow there will probably be a new one and we'll do the same and this cycle will continue.

One day we'll all be dead.

>>20623646
Sooner than later, hopefully

>>20623646
yeah but we will live on forever in warosu for future grad students to research and late at night when everyone else went home have a good chuckle over like that book in the name of the rose

>>20623611
I self-medicate with incest doujinshi.

>>20623646
>One day we'll all be dead.
There's nothing like consoling anecdotes: I used to listen to toad chorales from a patio set of sliding glass doors and screens, and from time to time, and my favorite sister would sometimes come into the room and say, in mock cinema horror, "The Tooooooooooads". She would also come to me, in the dead of winter, while I looked out a second storey window with analytical serenity, and say, "drears" in a ironic inflection. I always knew what she meant, but never felt it the way she did.

This sounds horrible but idk if my girlfriend is too ugly for me. I love her but sometimes she sends me pictures of herself and she looks quite unattractive. She’s very thin (almost to the point of being anorexic) and short so I’m also scared of having weak, tiny children if I breed her. I already told her I love her and want to marry her but I’m having doubts because of her body. Ik this is piggish and lust-driven but I can’t get these thoughts out of my head so I say them here where nobody knows who I am.

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>>20619094
common sense is a SUPER POWER, here and elsewhere,
people in those places at the time are required to wear MASKS when around other people, aka restaurants, loading zones, stores, libraries, hospitals, etc...
masks are worn on a persons face in those situations, and are usually thin, tear easily, and have a limited amount of times they can be taken on and off again before they break/tear

if you are going to wear a mask at each end of your trip, why bother removing and increasing wear and tear on your mask? Not having to remember to put it back on, having to stuff it into a pocket or purse or backpack. Not having to hunt your mask that you KNOW YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE rapidly when you get to your destination so you don't get kicked out, fined, blocked from getting service, etc. Having to take a crappy complimentary mask at your destination that has probable been purposefully coughed on by a std laden asshole hoping to get more willful sexual partners from the unknowing communication of their diseases.

Also the fact that the lady in said picture will only have seconds to get off that seat when it reaches the top OR bottom. Not alot of time to get off, rapidly dig in that purse for a mask, AND put it on so she doesn't get fined, ejected from the park, and more.

>>20623638
My whole life has been a cringe highlight reel.

>>20623738
right. people who drive with masks alone in their car are probably doing uber or some other delivery shit where they're going to have to interact with people every ten minutes, it's not hard to figure out. that said masks don't do shit and the policy is stupid.

Why are prose novels a better medium for storytelling than comics/manga?

>>20623735
What's wrong with her physiognomy other than her frame. My first baby momma was barely above legal midget limit and I'm a manlet but she gave me a tall sturdy son. I'm honestly surprised he didn't kill her since he was a huge babby.

>>20623735
Do you find her to be completely repulsive or just not "good enough"? She can't be that ugly if she's thin (unless you're into hamplanets). Maybe she just needs to change her style or makeup.

>>20623563
The pandemic is OVER.
You're making vaccinated people look like complete conformist coward cucks.

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>>20623764
She’s not ugly but she’s flat and doesn’t like to wear a lot of makeup.

>>20623758
I think both mediums have their strengths, but novels tend to be more "professional" and pure text can be better for expressing abstract ideals. The nature of comics lend them to be more suited for cheap entertainment, as much of the focus is directed towards the dialogue and pictures rather than the subtext.

>>20623793
flat is justice

>>20623793
I prefer small tiddies. Give me your gf

>>20623777
>The pandemic is OVER.
it is NOT OVER

>>20623886
it never even began
jfl @ covidcels

>>20623735
Iktf bro. It's a result of boredom, subconsciously you think you can do better and want something new.
Remember why you're with her in the first place.

>>20623742
My whole life has been contrary to my expectations: Strangers have been kind to me beyond reason or anecdote, Have you ever know the people of city great as that of Chicago and its enormous exurbs?

>>20623886
Yes it is.
At this point, COVID is no more deadly than the cold.

>>20624250
At no point was covid deadlier than the cold