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20603631 No.20603631 [Reply] [Original]

The "laughing plane" version
Previous thread: >>20597952

>> No.20603639

First for no gf

>> No.20603640

>>20603631
Any quick remedies for inflammation

>> No.20603642

I really thought the Buffalo shooting would be the end of NEETs and incels, but then the lamestream media got distracted by a different bright, shiny object.
I wonder how what's-his-face feels about being completely forgotten.

>> No.20603647

>>20603640
Er...anti-inflammatory drugs, like ibuprofen?
You really shouldn't be asking for medical advice here.

>> No.20603653
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>>20603631
You ever seen the back of a Chinook with an open ramp? It always felt like walking into the hot mouth of some sea-monster with the two turboshaft engines blasting heat. The belly of the beast. sky-leviathan.

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>>20603653
Aw, it's a froggy!
Someone photoshop a chin-thumb onto that now!

>> No.20603738
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>>20603669
Thy will be done.

>> No.20603882

>>20603640
boiling water

>> No.20603901 [DELETED] 

>>20603631
I think you guys still don’t understand what I mean when I say I love Plato. If you’ve ever has a crush on a girl, that’s exactly how I feel about Plato, but the kind of crush where you would never think about them while masturbating because it would defile them

>> No.20603903

>>20603631
I think you guys still don’t understand what I mean when I say I love Plato. If you’ve ever has a crush on a girl, that’s exactly how I feel about Plato, but the kind of crush where you would never think about them while masturbating because it would defile them

>> No.20603909

I’ve always felt that a manic episode is the product of an overwhelmed brain attempting to find a solution to an impossible situation. It’s part neurochemicals gone haywire, part wishful thinking. It's as if one were seeking to break open a rift in reality and the degree of one's insanity is proportional to the circumference of that split.

>> No.20603917

I hate lanternflies. Killing 4-5 nymphs a day in my house at the moment

>> No.20603924

>>20603917
Does your local gardening store carry praying mantises? They eat lanternflies.

>> No.20603953

>>20603924
I don’t know. I should check it out. Fucking nymphs jumping on me as soon as I walk outside. I guess it could be worse; I could have bedbugs or roaches. At least laternflies are easy to see and kill. All in all, it isn’t an infestation in my house, just a nuisance. I’m hoping they go the way of the stinkbug, which were everywhere 5-10 years ago but are much more uncommon today

>> No.20603956

Wow, globalism truly is gay af.
I got swept up in the hype but like, it’s literally just consumerism.
It’s completely unappealing to anyone it’s so shallow and meaningless.
Totally understand why nationalism is seeing a resurgence, globalism is just completely culturally barren, zero SOVL

>> No.20603963

>>20603631
Wait...in the fourth photo, is that helicopter far behind the plane, or flying out of the plane? They don't actually make planes that big, do they? That's a trick of perspective, right?

>> No.20603982

Anyone else notice that /lit/ been lacking moderation lately.

>> No.20603998

>>20603982
No, I think people have notice as well. Don’t know what the fuck the jannie is doing, /lit/ is currently in a downward spiral.

>> No.20604000

>>20603982
Yes. Lit has hit a point of singularity where it can’t go back because it wasn’t dealt with when it was more manageable. The point of no return was some months ago. There was always at least a few threads about books or writers a year ago that got me excited to read them. Not so anymore. Shitposters and their ilk have taken over

>> No.20604013

>>20603640
Eat spicy (hot) foods. Capsaicin, an active ingredient in chili peppers, is ironically a natural anti-inflammatory.

>> No.20604046

>>20603738
nice

>> No.20604069

just remembered the time in highschool that someone got pedantic with me over me calling ARMA a videogame and not a simulator

>> No.20604183

Lifting weights is a statement of failure on my end. Somebody told me it was a good idea, and that was my introduction to sports. Lifting weights is failure. And this failure is contributing to my gender dysphoria due to the musculoskeletal gains I think I made. I constantly live in dissociation and can't tell if this is all real or not. It feels like the grotesque size beast I see in the mirror is not real, and that it's a two-way mirror and my body image is a lie spreading from a single source of disinformation, yet that's what I see and that's all I can see. On the inside I feel like my body hasn't changed since I was 9, or factually 13. Failure associates with my transition. It is the epic fail of my life, panoramic from left to right, while really somewhere in the middle is the failing statement. What I notice in the mirror is broad shoulders and ribcage. I'm not sure the problem will ever be solved. A masculine face most of the time (I stopped taking my hormones until a few months ago. Man boobs from muscular undergrowth, not femme at all. Heavy bulky abs, stretched skin from obesity; a tummy that might not ever tuck. Skinny legs from trying to run the weight off and getting nowhere except asymmetry, a gym bro feeling. I feel sickened by this inadequacy, this wicked injustice and violence. And that is really what this statement of failure refers to, a violence against me, a manipulation of a suggestible mind. I really want to hurt myself, or turn violence on itself by some black magic or of a Higher Power. This stream of violence resigns me to living alone, hoping, pathetic, begging: questioning. Why is my body conceived incongruently? It starts at the beginning, really. Being suggestible and a victim of childhood abuse is really the ticker. I cannot now turn back the clock. Yet, it seems that this is unacceptable reality. How can I move forward in a backwards society? These are genocides. 'Now get used to it.' Cults form in closed circles, with leaders wishing the death of millions. Nefarious governing led to believe. To warn you of your neighbor. There are many like them, which criminally detest one another. It is more common than you think, the evils of this world. We are simply oblivious to it, until we see ourselves somewhere in time at the mercy of another. To me, to grow muscles and skeleton is degradation in a way. Can you imagine the simmer? I feel the heatwaves of the beach. I am but a crab in a pan. Down here at the bottom, in the deepest pits of hell.
that's the break of the thought loop. i know there's dependencies which I do not have full memory access to w.r.t. trauma/dissociation though..

>> No.20604191 [DELETED] 

>>20604183
tl;dr
"My cock made me pull out my eyes and bleed to death"

>> No.20604207

>>20604183
You are a man. Accept reality or perish.

>> No.20604217

>>20604207
You are a devil. KYS

>> No.20604252

Every day is a blessing.

>> No.20604260

I accidentally used brioche bread for a cheese sandwich. That was disgusting.

>> No.20604267
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20604267

This AI is so good

>> No.20604286

Feel I've been chasing to find an identity all of these years and it was a huge waste of time. Whatever other people see in me, I never feel like I fit that role. Feels almost like it's been a constant act of reading, writing, trying to find ways to express myself except I was never able to see any identity this entire time.

Just a huge waste of time. Not even sure how to fully describe it. It confuses me

The traits people see in me, I have never seen in myself and I'm still not fully convinced I have a real identity. But I figure it's probably one of the reasons people kill themselves

>> No.20604330

>>20604286
Well if suicide works for you, I'd say go for it

>> No.20604365
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20604365

Look into the abyss.

>> No.20604377
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>>20604365
that's a jpg

>> No.20604379
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20604379

Look.

>> No.20604421

>>20604330
Yeah fuck you idiot. Kill yourself

>> No.20604440

>>20604365
>Look into the stain long enough and the stain looks back
Go for a walk

>> No.20604497

>>20604440
Wow you're so clever

>> No.20604533

>>20603631
Who was the sharpest critic of negative rights?

>> No.20604536

>>20604267
Link plz

>> No.20604539

>>20604421
I was joking

>> No.20604543

sort of a cringe question but has anyone ever called out a (women) friend for shit behavior? to preface why I think this is cringe is because the women is not my girlfriend and what she's done isn't that shitty (she mostly just never wants to hang out outside of parties, has ghosted me multiple times, never 'lets me know' when she says she will, never hits me up). I know this is typical and that they're all narrasistic but what I'm wondering is if calling them out is at all effective. We see each other often enough to have some emotional investment but I don't think I'm valuable enough to her and this 'calling out' will look like some whiny faggot shit. This is from my end but I don't know how women react to stuff like this.

>> No.20604553

Well I tried to put myself into a social environment today. Quickly realized that I'm mentally ill. But thats okay. So was everyone else.

>> No.20604560

>>20603642
He probably feels like a giant retard and is racked with guilt

>> No.20604562

>>20604543
I've done it girlfriends and they always try and justify their shitty behavior by doubling down.

>> No.20604565

>>20603903
So a platonic crush

>> No.20604572

>>20604560
Just handing out girlfriends to lonely men would solve this in a heartbeat. I wish I could say differently but thems just facts

>> No.20604575

>>20604572
State mandated gfs woud solve a lot of problems

>> No.20604586

My bedtime was 1 hour ago.

>> No.20604590

>>20604575
People are too concerned about women's happiness that its making mens lives miserable

>> No.20604594

>>20604533
This never got answered

>> No.20604644

>>20604572
>Just handing out girlfriends to lonely men would solve this in a heartbeat.

Nope, because then they'd bitch about how they're all ugly. Be fucking real, you really think lonely men would get any decent GF? The top tier dudes are still gonna be smashing prime pussy while you're told to be grateful for having anything at all. You will be given Chad's sloppy seconds and you will love her.

>> No.20604651

>>20604590
>People are too concerned about women's happiness that its making mens lives miserable

Actually, most men are pretty happy.

>> No.20604652

>>20604267
terminally gook take, as expected from AI

>> No.20604653

>>20604365
scary

>> No.20604721

What do I know?

>> No.20604733
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20604733

What did he mean by this?

>> No.20604760

If you're going to title a recipe Poor man's [insert name of dish here], then don't list a pinch of saffron threads among ingredients. It's the most expensive spice in the world, why the fuck would it be part of cooking on budget? People that are actually cooking on budget tend to replace it with turmeric.

>> No.20604775

>>20604760
my gf cooks for me and i'm not a poorfag soooooooo yea

>> No.20604780

>>20604775
ok

>> No.20604852

women are men and men are women. Everyone online is a tranny. In real life there are no sane women. I just want a fucking blonde woman who will love me and let me touch her boobs. It makes me sad. It's unbearable. I am so lonely.

>> No.20604865

>>20604852
primitive brain

>> No.20604878

>>20604865
i just wanna be held man. I can do a lot of things that distract me from wanting to be held, but when I go to sleep at night, when I lay down in the moments before I fall asleep I pray and beg god to help me because it hurts so bad.

>> No.20604958

>>20603642
At this point I don’t think anyone but terminal doomscrollers follows or remembers any of those people. None of them should be remembered by anyone anyway.

>> No.20604979

This is the most diverse place on the internet, you have the most retarded shitpost but also the most interesting philosophical discussions. If we could only get rid of the shitpost...

>> No.20604984
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>>20603631
What’s Tao’s endgame here?

>> No.20604985

how many anons do you think that use discord? over 50%?

>> No.20605010

>>20604979
I use a ton of filters to eliminate political and tfw no gf content. It works all right.
>>20604985
I have one but I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve sent anything.
I think 70% have but <10% use.

>> No.20605014

>>20604985
Anons who use Reddit: 100%
Anons who use Discord: 80%
Anons who use Twitter: 60%
Anons who use Instagram: 40%
Anons who use Facebook: 20%
Anons who use Canvas Networks: 0%

>> No.20605032

>>20604985
discord is the most retarded app who wasted 5 years of my life, there are no interesting discussions there, only shitpost and circle jerk

>> No.20605053

>>20605014
I only use facebook and whatsapp

>> No.20605067

l want to cheat on my gf because she's amazing and lovely but her body is trash and l havent had enough sex with enough women to settle down

>> No.20605092

I thought becoming a Chrstian wouldn't change me much outwardly and that I could still act the same with my friends. I was very wrong: changed my views of what's good, beautiful, and true. I can't help it. I'm not the same, and I can't pretend I am.

>> No.20605099

>>20605067
You will regret if you fuck it up with her
Your dick will stop making you retarded in a few years

>> No.20605106

>>20605099
she's out of the country for now so l dont think she'd find out. Although everyone things that

>> No.20605132

>>20605106
You may be beyond saving. Character is what you do when you know you won’t get caught.

>> No.20605134

Today I got a speeding fine and they say I have to attend some stupid "speeding course" which will tell me how bad of a boy I am for driving 40 in an empty road that some retard arbitrarily decided you can only drive 30 in. They said in the letter "speeding kills over 1000 people a year" when that is a blatant lie. No, speeding doesn't kill; reckless driving does. Plus, the government right now kill millions of little babies in the womb, chop their heads off, rip their limbs apart, yank their organs out, slice them up, and throw their limbs in the dumpster. Every year they're literally murdering millions of innocent little babies, but they pretend to care about the 1000 who "die of speeding". No, all they care about is sucking money out of you, grabbing your throat, squeezing it, making you lick their foot and kicking you in the head while you're on the fucking floor.

Literally just go and read history. All the kings and powerful men were crazy syphilitic lunatics. You know what Napoleon used to do? When people came to his court he would pinch their cheek so hard that it would start bleeding, and the poor idiots couldn't do anything except stand there blubbering because they knew protesting means one of his brainwashed lackeys will kill you. Look up Cambyses and his cruelty. Look up every single ruler and tyrant in the history of mankind. Power makes people mad. We don't need a fucking GOVERNMENT CHARGING US MONEY FOR DRIVING 40 MPH IN AN EMPTY ROAD BECAUSE THEY WANT TO LINE THEIR FUCKING POCKETS.

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20605143

Imagine dedicating your free time to mindlessly lifting heavy objects over and over again. Gymcels deserve to be slaves.

>> No.20605146

>>20605134
I understand how you feel. It's just a consequence of democratic politics where everybody, regardless of competency or skill, is treated equally under the law, unfortunately. Nothing you can do except push for further inequality.

>> No.20605153

>>20605143
It’s just a way to get out the rage anon.
If I didn’t run or lift I’d get an ulcer.

>> No.20605163

>>20605067
I hope that God will punish you with aids

>> No.20605323

I have 0 friends, how do you make friends?

>> No.20605370

>>20605323
just like tha-

>> No.20605387

>>20604183
Hey man get better soon

>> No.20605430

I had a formation all day for work three days ago.
We had to team up at some point and an extremely cute girl asked me to be with her. We spent the day doing the stuff we needed to do together then in the afternoon, she asked me if I had Facebook. I told her that no, I don't use Facebook at all.
It just dawned on me that probably she wanted my "messenger" to keep contact or something.
I guess I'll never know.
Autism is one hell of a drug.

>> No.20605434

>>20605153
Not that anon and not going to buy into his bait but... wouldn't it be more constructive to just not get irrationally enraged in the first place rather than leaving the source of it but then wasting additional effort channeling it?

>> No.20605492

Stanza from a long poem I’m working on

the amazing way phrasings arranging
the rage blazing stays changing weight swaying
the sage stating aged sayings awaiting
the face gazing strange tracings prays praising
the ancient of days with statements that stray,
with the rays of his grace each displays
in maze arrayed the range is parading
in a pageant all the transient masquerading
masking with fading as fragments his garments the
calves that charm as gold, avatars metamorphose;
ouroboros sword-hold-lord rose more so poured gold,
golden glory greatly given gorgeously,
fell fiends falsely foisoned falling flawlessly,
hoary honored heaven heave horrid hymns
lovely lilted leaping like lordly limbs.

>> No.20605581

What should you do before you kys yourself?

>> No.20605600

>>20605581
lots of drugs. i'm not going out until i reach a hedonistic low desu

>> No.20605603

>>20605581
realize that you shouldnt kys yourself unless it's accidental

>> No.20605620

>>20605581
>>20605600
This was my plan when I was at my lowest. I'd say that you should at least try MDMA once.

>> No.20605756

>>20605134
I think you're right that the government (or rather, the people that run the government) doesn't care about its citizens--nay, subjects; but to assert that it does what it does for money is a naive way of looking at it. It's primary object is, I think, not money but control: how it can subjugate and make the populace docile and weak--tame them and milk them, in other words. Even if the government does care about its subjects, it doesn't and can't care about them as individuals. HL Mencken put it succinctly:
>The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it. Power is what all messiahs really seek: not the chance to serve. This is true even of the pious brethren who carry the gospel to foreign parts.

>> No.20605768

>>20605581
Try things you've never tried or never will if you care about life. Visit different parts of the world; it can even be enlightening.

>> No.20605774

>>20605581
play videogames

>> No.20605781

I recently started working (for a small startup) after being a NEET for a couple of years, and I always feel like i'm not good enough, that I could be fired any moment, and if they don't, it's because of sympathy not because of competence. Is life always this precarious?
Also, how does one live upto their sixties and seventies like this? Living seems be a chore.

>> No.20605809

>>20604543
You sound like a whiny faggot now. Just communicate your feelings. Just a “what’s up with that” heart to heart.

>> No.20605826

>>20605768
>anon gets chopped up in brazil

>> No.20605852

>>20604217
You are literally creating your own problems by refusing to accept the truth.

>> No.20605861

>>20605143
Imagine going your whole life never knowing what your body is capable of.

>> No.20605868

>>20605143
I recite poems that I've learned by heart in my head when lifting.

>> No.20605899

>>20605861
Shill your bathhouse experiences elsewhere, weirdo.

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>>20605323
i haven't really had a friend in 10 years, for a long time i thought i was a misanthrope but i've recently realized that was just a cope for social anxiety
now i want to have friends but i don't know how to make it happen at all, where i work everyone is either much younger or much older than me so even though im friendly with people there isn't really a way to turn it into friends outside of work
i also live with my parents and desperately want to move out but am afraid that i'll have zero social contact if i do and will go mental (which sort of did happen when i lived on my own at university for my final year)

>> No.20605947

>>20605899
Sure dude, whatever you say. Are the gymcels in the room with you right now?

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>>20603631
I broke another mirror

>> No.20606005

>>20605852
It's not for anyone to decide the truth for another. Truth describes a boolean. Facts and their interpretations require events to process. Conditionally, the booleans are a set of controls. Facts are agreed upon. It is not right to take a subject and control that subject excessively. The facts of the object-subject create a truth, entirely dependent on rights and freedom and conscientiousness. It is not conscientious for someone's truth (interpretation of conscious facts) to impinge on another's truth (facts we have consciously agreed on with and without distinction). It is a suffering we need not endure.
But really, I am not sure what you meant by truth, and think you mean something else. Perhaps a delusion.

>> No.20606107

I feel so defeated by life

>> No.20606120
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20606120

I wish my parents would give it a rest with all the fucking politics. I'm so tired of hearing. Every day they read boomer outrage news stuff and rant and yell about whatever retarded thing liberals are doing.
I'm not a liberal either. I don't like any of that crap. But I am sick and tired of hearing about it all the time.
They didn't used to be like this. Smartphones changed them.
Political outrage should never be your personality.
It is sucking all the energy out of me. It's like a depressing mental prison.

>> No.20606126

>>20606120
>I'm so tired of hearing
*hearing it
desu

>> No.20606195
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>>20606107
That is why you fail.

>> No.20606210

>>20606120
You posted this several months ago

>> No.20606217

>>20606195
judge me by my size, do you??

>> No.20606230

>>20606120
It’s a distraction. A team sport is all. Leaves half the people pointlessly bickering and other people hating the concept of the professional politicians job so much a huge portion just want to ignore it.
Shits bad because we assume we can’t, or shouldn’t be allowed, loath the idea of, tacking control ourselves. That shit would get better if took it back

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20606237

>>20606217
Don’t care. Not gay, am I.

>> No.20606238

>>20605603
How?

>> No.20606264

>>20603640
olive oil, or nsaids

>> No.20606336

>>20606005
You are a man and will never be a woman. Mental gymnastics about subjective truth mran nothing, especially for one who is seeking to undergo medical procedures which are the result of the concept of an objective truth applied in medical and scientific inquiry.

>> No.20606339

What is the difference between justifying something or giving reason for an event ? Are all reasons justification for the event ?

>> No.20606382

>>20603963
It's a trick, you can see the human-sized door on the right of the picture

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20606385

>knock over coffee cup accidentally
>spills all over my lap
>catch the cup as its falling
>spills onto my hand
>reflexively let go
>coffee cup falls to the ground and shatters
I just wanted to drink some fucking coffee

>> No.20606402

>>20606385
Lol loser

>> No.20606424

>>20606382
Oh, yeah, totally.

>> No.20606475

>>20603631
I think I'm slowly fucking up my own life for no apparent reason

>> No.20606519

>>20606475
maybe you're just bored

>> No.20606520

>>20606475
Read the thread, most people are.

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>>20606385
>stressed out under deadlines
>start feeling anxious
>breathe deeper to calm down
>makes it worse and can't breathe
>start hyperventilating
>get nauseous and run to toilet
>puke everywhere heart racing
>become more anxious about having a heart attack out of anxiety
>puke again and then slip on last puke
>fall and hit my head against the toilet
>wake up 9 hours later

>> No.20606553

>>20604543
>be me
>go to underground party
>Asian girl being a total slut leaning all over every guy
>end up behind her in drink line
>she says something to me but I don't hear (loud music)
>I say "do you actually get a sense of validation doing what you're doing? the guys that like your attention are easy targets and it's kind of sad"
>she gets offended and says something to some other guy with a worried look on her face
>I make a face and shrug my shoulders when he looks at me (he chuckles)
>...
>same party the following month
>sitting on a swing thing and the girl comes and sits on my lap
>I let her grind for about 5 seconds before saying:
>"hey, I'm the guy who said he didn't like your bullshit last time"
>turns around and tries to make out with me
>I shift so she falls off the swing
>I got up and walked away without looking back
I didn't go back to that parties after that. The lesson is that you don't make time for hoes doing stupid shit--it likely makes them feel like they have to earn something from you but the test is yourself and you shouldn't give in. Don't give someone a lean on your self-respect especially based on obviously bad credit. (Also, I heard from someone that the girl is a lawyer kek).

>> No.20606556

I used to own a pet rat and constantly she'd climb up me, from my pants onto my shoulders, then she'd just jump off, I'd make sure she jumped onto the couch.

>> No.20606557

>>20606551
I was gonna criticize youbut then I realized that I also am a nervous wreck

>> No.20606561

>>20606556
Your rat wanted to die but you wouldnt let it

>> No.20606588

>>20606561
That's what it felt like desu. Everything else was fine with her. She stopped doing it after she got pregnant.

>> No.20606661

Bros Im such a nervous wreck

>> No.20606673

>>20606661
such is life

>> No.20606680

>>20606661
Huh ?

>> No.20606704

>>20605014
I never used Reddit. I use Discord to play Dota with my mate, and I have FB and insta.
Honestly you're a huge faggot for using reddit and just trying to cope by pretending everyone else is also a faggot like you.

>> No.20606728

>>20606704
As much reading comprehension I would expect from a Dota player, kek.

>> No.20606744

>>20606728
Reread the posts and reconsider your own post brainlet

>> No.20606751

Big dicks will rule the world

>> No.20606762
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such a neat cozy film

>> No.20606789

>>20606744
>anon says redditors are discord trannies
>this somehow means he's a redditor
Fucking retard kys.

>> No.20606878

>>20603640
ibuprofen

>> No.20606915

>>20606704
>reddit bad! why? b-because everyone here says so, that's why!
>Facebook and instagram? A-ok (I haven't seen anyone make fun of it yet!)
god I fucking hate you wannabe-tribalistic normalfag retards

>> No.20606983

Read Atomised what other Michel Houellebecq book do you recommend?

>> No.20606991

>>20606983
The newest one

>> No.20606994

>>20606983
Submission

>> No.20607074

Hello /lit/, I have a question: Is there a template to create book charts with? I am no good with computer, and do not know how to create a chart. Is there a program similar to the 3x3 templates /mu/ uses for last.fm? If you could provide me this, I will in turn provide very good charts.

>> No.20607090

>>20607074
just download literally any free 2D CAD program
hell, you could probably get by with powerpoint

>> No.20607104

How do I stop resenting normies? I dont even hate normies really, just the upper middle class corporate types. All they do is talk about their weekend plans and stuff. I realize I’m an unlikable retard but at least I could talk to poor normies about some stuff, these guys are so alien to me. Anyone work in an office? How do you cope? Do i just need to move to a company in a city or something?

>> No.20607110

>>20607074
just use Paint bro

>> No.20607127

>>20604572
That would just be reparations for men

>> No.20607133

>>20607104
>How do I stop resenting normies?
By turning off 4chan.

>> No.20607181

>>20607133
Wouldn’t solve it. Some people are just neurodivergent and programmed differently. Plenty of people hate what ‘normies’ are and aren’t on 4chan

>> No.20607190

>>20607133
I really hate seeing posts like this here lately. You sound so jaded and cynical, not in a funny or relatable way though. You just sound like an angry woman or some low IQ irony poisoned zoomer. Is nothing sacred? Can't you just shut the fuck up? Leave if you don't want to be here

Stop acting contrarian and posting these reddit tier comments in my thread you fucking faggot

>> No.20607196

>>20606915
if you don't realize how fucking terrible Reddit is then you probably are sligthly retarded and sincerely just belong there.

>> No.20607226

>>20607196
>social media addict telling anyone else what sites are bad for them
>can't even provide an argument besides "it's bad because... it just is OK!?"
go back to your faceberg support group and don't post here until you turn 18
thanks

>> No.20607238

>>20607226
Don't know what you mean with your Facebook stuff. Personally, my FB account has been deactivated for four years. I only use Messenger as a chat system with my family and a couple of friends. Why do you like Reddit though?

>> No.20607239

>>20607238
try following a conversation you dumb nigger

>> No.20607323

>>20607239
Yeah sure, will do.
So why do you browse Reddit?

>> No.20607331

Allsnotr maðr
ef íþróttir nema vill
ok vel mart vita,
bækr hann lesi,
þær er gerðu bragnar spakir,
þeir er kendu fróðleik firum,
þvít á fornum bókum
stendr til flestra hluta
ráðafjölð ritin.

>> No.20607343

>>20607331
did u just curse me m8

>> No.20607355

>>20607323
because there are subreddits for many niche topics you can't really discuss anywhere else on the internet, least of all here on 4chan.
I would agree the most popular subs are generally cancerous, but the same goes for the most popular boards here on 4chan as well.
there's certainly nothing inherently bad about reddit as a platform. to say otherwise is just petty nonsensical tribalism.

>> No.20607384

>>20607343
It's from Hugsvinnsmál ("Sayings of the Wise-Minded One"), Old Norse wisdom poetry.
It translates to:
>If a very wise man wants to learn accomplishments and know many things well, let him read the books which wise men who taught people knowledge wrote, because a great deal of advice stands written on most things in ancient books.
There's about 100 more sayings in it.
https://skaldic.abdn.ac.uk/db.php?id=249&if=default&table=verses

>> No.20607406

Anyone else here actively looking forward to the downfall of liberal democracy?

It feels like we're closing in on it, and I for one couldn't be happier. This has all been one stupid 200 year long fever dream and it's time to get back to the good old way of doing things.

>> No.20607430

>>20607406
we're never going back to the old ways.
maybe "liberal democracy" won't survive
but the thing that replaces is isn't going to be the same old institutions. technology has become too advanced for that. whatever comes next will either be far better or, perhaps more likely, far worse than both old and new.

>> No.20607432

>>20607406
>the good old way of doing things.
such as?

>> No.20607450
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20607450

>>20607331
Simply epic

>> No.20607470

job experience wise - Im fucked.

>> No.20607474

>>20607470
just lie on your resumé like everyone else does

>> No.20607479

>>20607474
I dont have necessary skills to back up my lies.

>> No.20607494

>>20607479
do you know how to operate a register?
congratulations, you're a "cash management specialist"
on-site training will fill in the blanks, and if they question your credentials at any point just say "that's not how we did it over at _____"

>> No.20607586

>>20607479
Then why lie?

>> No.20607596

>>20607470
just flip burgers or mop the floor on the night shift, you don't need any experience for that.

>> No.20607613
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20607613

m extremely sexist and racist and I have a pathological need to disrespect any and all forms of authority. I find that there is very little in this world worth holding sacred, and have an extremely loose set of morals, of which I only uphold simply because I would not like to be on the receiving end of any such amorality. My genealogy is cluttered and I have only a tenuous connection to my family and nation, and can only define myself by my own personal philosophy that has been shaped from my experiences in the world. Any freedom-restricting demand comes only from other people, thus all people are a potential authority, therefore giving rise to a sense of misanthropic antagonism within me. I wish nothing more than to live in complete isolation or with people who are not in any way seeking to restrict my freedom for any reason, be it moral or for their own self-interests. I'm not changing for anyone, as I would perceive that as a request by an authority, and by my own definition of who I am, I cannot change myself for any authority. I may be many things, I may be nothing, but I am not a hypocrite.

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>>20605995
That's seven years of bad luck. I hope you didn't do it intentionally, otherwise you are a retard.

>> No.20607633

>>20607613
the fact that you feel compelled to type something like this out screams of insecurity.
you don't need to tell people your life philosophy; the only purpose that serves is to give you external validation, which you are claiming to not need.
just live up to your ideals and stop caring what other people think.

>> No.20607649

If one is 30, balding, and never had a gf is that the end of the line for them when it comes to relationships?

>> No.20607658

>>20607586
I wish I could get away without lying but it seems impossible.

>> No.20607666

>>20607649
it's never too late except when you're dead.
that said, your chances are looking pretty slim.
focus on self-improvement if you want to hold onto that chance. work out, eat better, etc.
otherwise give up on women and find something else meaningful to devote your energy to.

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>>20607621
Bad luck.. Never heard of it

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>>20607633
I was just writing that as a passage as a monologue for some sociopathic character. While I am sexist and racist, that was just writing practice for a character I would like to write into a novel someday. You did bring up an interesting point about insecurity and validation, though. This character would have no reason to bring up such thing unless he was seeking validation.

>>20607649
It was over long before that, buddy boyo. One could say that it never even began, depending on your circumstances.

>> No.20607680

>>20607649
maybe

>> No.20607713

>>20607649
single moms are you only ticket.

>> No.20607717

I recently met with a girl who used to be a slut in high school, probably had sex with more than 10 different people but God damn she changed so much, she is lovely, cute and much more natural without any makeup and stuff like that. Now, should I try ky chance? I think that I'm in love

>> No.20607723

>>20607717
if she has any history of mental illness (which seems very likely) then it's absolutely not worth it
t. had a thing with a girl just like the one you described

>> No.20607725

>>20607717
You gave yourself one very good reason why you should stay away from that woman, and one not-so-compelling reason why you should be with her. Weigh out the pros and cons, and and obvious decision appears.

>> No.20607726

>>20607717
My brother in Christ you are ugly and have nothing to offer to this woman.

>> No.20607729

>>20607726
you're projecting

>> No.20607738

My best friend "broke up with me" last night so to speak and my boyfriend dumped me today.

>> No.20607741
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20607741

Does anyone else feel a great sense of shame when they make a minor grammar or spelling mistake in a post? It seems like such a basic thing to just proofread a post once to eliminate any such mistakes. It's also such a basic thing to not let any basic language mistakes on a Mongolian basket-weaving imageboard seriously affect you. Yet, for some reason, I just can't help but feel like I have greatly dishonored everyone I care about by making a stupid mistake on here. Perhaps it comes from back when where having a simple spelling mistake was an automatic loss for any internet argument, or something that could hurt your grade in school.

>> No.20607744

>>20607738
my so called bestfriend is a textbook schizoid who has become addicted to fortnite
we played together for a couple weeks until he decided I'm not as good as him and now he intentionally appears offline every day just so I won't interrupt his solo battle pass grinding

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20607781

>>20607777

>> No.20607793

>>20607723
>>20607725
just made this shit up about a woman who is too good looking for me even to consider it
>>20607726
the only true reply

>> No.20607797

>>20607781
At least post in the right thread you retard.

>> No.20607799

>>20607781
>quads
>impressive
first day here?

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20607809

After extensive coconut water studies I've concluded that Thailand has the best coconuts compared to Vietnam, Philippines, etc.
The best brand of coconut water? Chaokoh.
Was there a huge scandal that Chaokoh uses forced monkey labor on their plantations? Yes.
Does it bother me? A little.

>> No.20607810

>>20607717
Yes.
Don’t listen to the chuds, what do virgin losers know about relationships anyways?
She was just sorting herself out

>> No.20607820

>>20607793
fuck off
this is not me

>> No.20607832

>>20607820
lol, I am actually you, is just that we are two persons stuck into one
btw, gonna jerk off to an image of that girl

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20607908

>https://twitter.com/TorontoPolice/status/1542496992626106368
I read a headline/article about Ezra Miller assaulting a family and, due to the fact the author adhered to "their" pronouns, it ended up sounding like they assaulted themselves. It's impossible to communicate clearly given this nonsense--have trannies been successful in projecting their delusions onto the world?

>> No.20607916

>>20607908
>reading the news
there's your first mistake

>> No.20607947

>>20606556
That's so cute

>> No.20607961

>>20607726
based speaker of the truth

>> No.20607965

>>20607809
>Chaokoh uses forced monkey labor on their plantations
literal monkeys?

>> No.20607967

>>20607908
It's real.

>> No.20607978

>>20607908
DESPITE BEING ONLY 0.2% OF THE POPULATION

>> No.20607982

>>20607908
Them found her.

>> No.20608014

>>20607679
Is that how sociopaths act? Doesn’t seem like the rants of a sociopath but rather a misanthrope.

>> No.20608018

>>20607908
Isn't it funny how petty criminals have latched onto gender identity? They can't be doing it out of calculated cynicism. Are they being brainwashed into this shit?

>> No.20608056

>>20603639
tfw no bf

>> No.20608061

>>20607965
yes. what would a figurative monkey be?
>https://www.peta.org/features/chaokoh-coconut-milk-monkeys/

>> No.20608070

>>20605067
found out my abusive ex cheated on me with a work colleague I was suspicious of. if you cheat on her you are a sack of shit. would you even care if you got cheated on?

>> No.20608125

>>20608018
>average criminal is mentally ill
>average identityfag is mentall ill
do the math

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20608148

https://counter-currents.com/2022/06/patrick-bateman-is-a-tranny/

>> No.20608173

>>20608148
Mindbroken. This man is upset that he will simply never live a life as great as Bateman, so he resorts to petty insults disguised as jewish psychobabble.

>> No.20608179

>>20605067
Break up with her and deal with the fact part of you will regret it. I was a chad who tied myself down with relationships and ended up cheating quite a bit. If you want to sleep around go for it but don't do it while you're in a committed relationship--it will just turn you into a manipulative bastard and fuck up your perception of what a healthy relationship looks like (as well as hurt others). If you stay with her you'll probably never get passed the idea that you could have fucked more women and you obviously don't value a relationship at this point in your life. You can sleep around and find out how lonely it ends up becoming and you'll learn to value things other than sex and the lust for physical attractiveness. No matter how good looking a girl is you eventually get bored of fucking her--that's a big hint that the value in relationships is mutual investment in something bigger than your own solitary life. Also, once you have a level of commitment and an appreciation for the qualities of someone else sex evolves (you'll still probably have lust but the dynamic in a committed relationship has its own benefits).

>> No.20608188

>>20608018
I think this is just a missing person. Looks like a mugshot though so "she" could be from a halfway house or something.

>> No.20608248

>>20608061
it could have been a pejorative/racist term used to talk about, let's say, indigenous people of the area that overwork and are underpaid.

>> No.20608280

I am extremely smart and capable and awesome, yet somehow I am still out of a job

>> No.20608300

>>20608173
>being a faggy yuppie no one respects or takes seriously
>"great life"
kek

>> No.20608326

I feel pathetic and emasculated after a nigger punched me on the sidewalk for no reason and I didn't do anything except walk away because I was scared the other niggers might do something to me.

>> No.20608360

>>20608326
you made the right choice

>> No.20608370

>>20608326
The only right thing to do.
Could also have contacted the police.

>> No.20608396

>>20608326
this is why I conceal carry, nigger wants to hit me with his fist I'll hit him right back with a hollow point

>> No.20608425

>>20608125
If they are being brainwashed by opportunist psychiatrists (or whoever doles the troon drugs out) then it’s a problem because they’re being experimented on and released into society

>> No.20608438

>>20608360
Yeah but I still feel like a bitch for it.
>>20608370
>Could also have contacted the police.
I did, they didn't do shit. They redirected me to a "non-emergency" line, none of the options listed are assault.

>> No.20608451

>>20608326
You absolutely did the right thing, you don't know how lucky you are you only ended up with the punch. One hit like that can fuck you up for years or for life, or if he was having a worse day he might have hit harder and killed you. You could have fallen and hit your head, and they would have laughed because they're subhuman savages. Nothing you could have done would have changed the outcome, except pulling a gun, and then what?

Then either they pull guns, or they rush you to take yours, and they're high and have a collective IQ of 100 so they are much more willing to kill you and ruin their entire lives over such a small altercation (which they started), or they pull guns and you have to shoot them and your entire life is ruined even if you were justified, or they say "Now what pussy?" or some other subhuman chimp bravado thing.

There is no right move around these accidentally overseas proto-hominids. You are always already making the wrong move by living around them. Adorno once said "Wrong life cannot be lived rightly," and he meant that when you live around blacks, you are already spinning the wheel, so it's already your fault, fair or no. If you end up in prison for 40 years for self-defense shooting a black who was actively stabbing you, there's no "what should I have done differently in that situation???" There's only "I should have gotten out of Philly earlier"

These savages are in their natural habitat: unemployed yet somehow always have enough government money for more reckless spending, smoking weed all day, wandering around perpetually aggrieved and listless, playing an endless game of chicken with the white society that hosts them. They don't care about dying over a beef in high school, they don't care about going to prison for the rest of their life over squaring up in a McDonalds because you said "excuse me" and they decided to give your 13 year old daughter a concussion and you got between them and your daughter and they killed you. They don't care. The solution isn't to find better ways to apefight, the solution is to stop living in a society that normalizes a continuous game of chicken with fighting apes with nothing to lose.

Look up anarcho-tyranny, this putting you in a perpetual unwinnable situation is intentional.

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Sholi is based and it's a shame that pairs of young boys and girls are not encouraged to freely fuck to vaccinate against homosexuality. If "c*nny and wiener" were on the minds of gr*de-schoolers, there would be no fags and dykes because they would enjoy each other as pre-man and pre-woman from the very beginning.

Cooties culture is bullshit. Imagine how happier and more joyful childhood would be if ch*ld-on-ch*ld fucking were legal. But no, shame and guilt has to be drummed into budding young bodies, to make them ashamed of their perfectly designed parts for one another, all in the name of "marriage" and "family". Such degeneracy is a Lebensborn-tier small price to pay to cure the gay.

C*nny, wiener, c*nny, wiener. True love belongs in Kinder innocence.

Sholi recs?

>> No.20608485

>>20608451
I respect the consolidations, I still feel like my warrior ancestors would have answered differently regardless. It does beg the question that as more and more black gangs monopolize the urban neighborhoods, why more white gangs haven't formed in reaction especially considering the (largely white) middle class grow poorer.

>> No.20608509 [DELETED] 

i think it's hilarious that pornhub banned hypno videos and implies they are illegal but their number one genre is fake incest porn.

>> No.20608552

>>20608461
Creepy retarded pedophile, stay away from children or you’ll get raped in prison

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>>20608552
If you don't want to fuck them yourselves, you are not a pedophile. On the contrary, the correct slur would be "pedophilophile", because you would rather love the thought of them fucking each other.

>> No.20608638

>>20608425
it's really not that complicated
you accuse opportunist psychiatrists but ignore the opportunist criminals themselves. most of these people have inferiority/persecution complexes, adopting a "gender identity" is just another way for them to reinforce the idea that society owes them something for their horrible mistreatment.

>> No.20608673

>>20608461
>>20608599
Pedophiles should just be shot

>> No.20608704

>>20608461
>>20608599
Whenever I worry that I'm "pretty autistic" I see tonedeaf shit like this and realize I'm a fucking normie compared to some of you coomers.

>> No.20608758

>>20608461
>Sholi is based and it's a shame that pairs of young boys and girls are not encouraged to freely fuck to vaccinate against homosexuality.
Young children tend to be androgynous so how do you expect this to curate homosexuality?

>> No.20608819

I will never die as long as I live.

>> No.20608934

Fuck I really don't understand why people want illustrations in their books It makes me mad

>> No.20608950

which credit card do you guys use for making lines of drugs? Personally I use my old health insurance card, I think it's good luck.

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>>20606704
>Reddit gay

>> No.20609031

>>20607613
I'll bet all the other homeless people in the hovel were really impressed when you told them that.

>> No.20609037

>>20607621
Not necessarily. A good lawyer can get that knocked down to five.

>> No.20609151

>>20607908
>They can't be doing it out of calculated cynicism.
Why not? That's why I do it.

>> No.20609180 [DELETED] 

My family and friends think I make a lot of money (I have an obscure job that *sounds* good), because I always have money. The truth is I live very modestly, and I almost never buy anything for myself. It's actually staggering to me how little money most people around me have, although I make less than the average of all my peers. I don't spend it. It doesn't occur to me to spend it. No ordering food. No streaming services. No online shopping.

Then I look at my dad and realize he has the same lifestyle as me. Work full-time, don't treat your bank account like a cookie jar, have a decent car, and enough cash in case you need it, and occasionally spend it on social stuff or creative hobbies, and maybe a nice piece of furniture or a bottle of whiskey. We're not strict with ourselves exactly. There's no philosophy behind it.

>> No.20609323

> remember time is running out

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I just realized all those stains on the concrete at gas stations aren't from tiny drips over time, but because some people will just let it spill. I was at the gas station and this crazy bitch just spray out a couple gallons of gas near my feet like it was nothing. Like nobody else is standing here. Standard operation procedure. Just waste a few meals worth of money on spilling gas. Which, for her, might be optimal because she was fat.

>> No.20609399

>>20609323
time for what?

>> No.20609411

>>20603631
god it feels so good to be me

>> No.20609452

Despite how close I keep coming to killing myself, I still consider myself one of the happiest people alive. I feel like I’ve transcended suffering so much that I can even suffer completely without suffering. Or maybe I just have bipolar disorder

>> No.20609463

>>20606704
>I use Discord to play Dota with my mate, and I have FB and insta.
So are you admitting you're in the closet with this line?

>> No.20609471

>>20609323
That's alright. I plan on suicide anyway

>> No.20609501

I just fucked a nigger..

>> No.20609594

I'm only attracted to girls that look like boys

>> No.20609664

>>20609594
same anon. i was looking intensely at pictures of my crush today and noticed that she kind of looks like a boy. she once posted an old pic of her with short hair and it was even more evident. she also has absolutely no body but is pretty and very smart nonetheless. this has been true of my last 2 crushes as well. I find more feminine girls attractive but the ones I crush on are usually boy-ish. maybe its because that's all I can get or maybe I'm low T and aspergers so I can't really relate to feminine looking and acting girls.

>> No.20609671

>>20609012
>e-celebs
literally who?
some tripfagging streamer looks like.

>> No.20609673

>cat mauls bird and brings it inside house
>starts hissing at it in between assaults like it's the one threatening her
why are they like this

>> No.20609677

>>20609673
god i fucking hate cats and the people who buy them and let them go outside so much. They fucking kill everything they drive birds extinct. Cat people all have severe mental problems. they are literally insane. cats are not meant to be social. they are annoying. If you want to be left alone, a dog will realize it after he doesn't get any attention from you and leave you alone. cats never fucking stop annoying you. they never give up. they are complete retards. they can't learn anything. they kill things for no reason. if you have a cat then you murder animals for no reason.

>> No.20609687

>>20603631
>"laughing plane" version
Just re-read this. Somehow imagined a huge invisible abyss of inter-dimensional entities, laughing at humanity looking down with disgust and contempt

>> No.20609701

>>20609677
I'm gonna have to agree on that.
Also cats have such low intelligence, I despise them and find them annoying on all aspects.

>> No.20609702

>>20608552
This kind of "hur hur prison buttrape is funny" is a turbonormalfag behavior

>> No.20609704

>>20604644
Not if women are forced to be virgins from birth

>> No.20609717

why can't people just let me be me without everyone taking me so seriously. i'm just saying shit because i'm weird but apparently it makes me a retard. everyone who said "be yourself" was full of shit

>> No.20609735

I'm always on the look out for guys who punch above their weight. Gives me some hope. (Hope that has to an extent paid off - I have absolutely punched above my own weight in the last 2 years). And Pete Davidson is not one of them. He's made out to be some kind of inexplicable casanova, and yes, he has (according to the wikipedia article I read 30 seconds ago) dated Margaret Qualley, Kaia Gerber, and Phoebe Dynevor. All qts in my abitrary opinion. That counts for me much higher than him dating Ariana Grande, or Kim Kantashion. Sure, I'd like the opportunity and money that they could provide me, but they're not exactly hollywood-waifu material the way Qualley is.
However if it's purely about social climbing, then what about Jesse James or that Dutch guy who stalked then lived with the blonde from ABBA, Kevin Federline, Daniel Moder, Jon Peters, and the absolute madlad king of them all, the serial seducer of heiresses: Helg Sgarbi. These are the real role models.
It's almost like the media is trying to convince me that I should think Ariana Grande is some kind of platonic form of sexual desire by trying to act shocked that a multi-millionaire SNL comedian who looks weird could somehow date her. When some schlepping hairdresser fucks his way to the top, then I take notice.

>> No.20609744

>>20609735
Your brain has been balkanized by woman entities

>> No.20609747

>>20609677
>t. bird

>> No.20609755

I'm constantly scared that people will finally realise how useless and how much of a fraud I actually am, but at the same time, it would be a relief, yet I feel it might never happen.

>> No.20609758

>>20609744
You'll have to explain to me what balkanized means in this framework... I thought that was a process of regions becoming broken down into a political mosaic after the weakening of a hegemony power. What relevance does that have to what I just wrote?
What was the hegemonous power before 'women entities' came in? In fact that doesn't really make sense since the Balkans wasn't Balkenized by anyone, that's a active-passive confusion, the Balkans balkanized themselves.

>> No.20609774

If there is any advantage whatsoever to using this site it's that it has made it impossible for me to be offended by anything on the internet. Anyone who is offended by the internet is a fool. Worse, they are victims of two very different but equally anti-social forces : trolls and engagement algorithms.

Few have truly and adequately appreciated how much the internet wastes mental and emotional energy on futile empty pursuits. How much worse could it be when the time and energy it wastes is not on diversions or even entertainment, but on outrage? It drains people of the vital lifeblood of their emotions until their hearts become withered prunes. All for the nihilistic amusement of trolls or for the bank accounts of the algorithm handlers pushing outrage to boost metrics. Now if that isn't the hight of folly I know not the meaning of the word.

>> No.20609782

>>20609774
>it's that it has made it impossible for me to be offended by anything on the internet. Anyone who is offended by the internet is a fool.
Yes. And that's a good thing that you're not.
>Few have truly and adequately appreciated how much the internet wastes mental and emotional energy on futile empty pursuits.
That implies that people wouldn't find or even invent empty and futile pursuits anyway. I spend time on here when I don't know how to be productive. Not when I could be productive. I never assume I'm an outlier where virtue is considered. There's a thousand things I hypothetically could do, but if I knew how to accomplish even one of them (and yes, that includes "how to conduct proper research into how I might do it"), then I'd be doing it and not here.

>> No.20609785

>>20609774
i still get sad sometimes when people call me a retard even though I call everyone retard

>> No.20609790

Has anyone else noticed that people's thoughts are becoming coarser, more obvious, even when they're trying to be meta and ironic, so ostensibly they should be at their most rarefied and complex

People agree too quickly when I say everything is becoming dumbed down or asinine, I don't mean it in the usual way, I mean I can actually detect that media is becoming retarded to a level that is socially and historically significant. This must be what the beginning of a real dark age feels like, the collective retardation. The collective lizard hind-brain is being relied upon too much and is starting to assert itself as the default mode of functioning.

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You remember how Al Bundy used to get horny by looking at babes and then he would go fuck his wife? Yeah, basically that.

>> No.20609858

>>20609806
no

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>>20609858
I think it was a running gag on the show that Al would get enticed by some strutting bimbo, restrain himself at first, and then we would see him run to pick up his wife and take her upstairs over his shoulder, implying that he was horny. Implying that he would get horny via other women but channel it into his monogamy. Boomer joke. Pretty funny. I'm a boomer at heart, I can't explain it -- my parents were forty when they had me. Anyway, my point is that I understand the boomer mindset. That's not my point. My point is that I tend to tease myself with younger girls and then proceed to take that invigoration and channel it into spicing things up with my wife. It's impossible to explain what motivates a boomer.

>> No.20609898

There’s an actual pedo on /lit/ and I am astound that the jannies and mods haven’t perma ban him yet.

>> No.20609901

>>20609806
Been years since I've seen it, but I always took it to be the opposite: his sexual inadequacy was a direct result of the contempt that he felt for Peggy which is why he allowed himself, especially in later seasons when they had more playboy centerfold guest stars, to get lost in pornographic fantasies.
Now that I think about it, the implication was that he'd prefer to masturbate than touch Peggy

>> No.20609907

>>20609898
a pedo running free on 4chan? what is this a science fiction film!?

>> No.20609910

I met an Icelandic man who put my English vocabulary skills to shame. It always hurts when ESLs know my own language better.

>> No.20609915

>>20609901
He didn't masturbate though. Boomers masturbate by fucking their wives, ya dingus.

>> No.20609916

>>20609915
>Peewee Herman was not a Boomer

>> No.20609923

In eternity I will dance endlessly around the frozen moments of time that my temporal life spanned and every instant I will regret and be ashamed of. I will see my life reaching and touching the lives of others for ill without once bringing value or beauty or brute utility into them and I will wail and gnash my teeth for it. In unseen form I will attend my own birth, and shouting protest I will plead for that which now slouches toward Bethlehem to be born to stumble from the cradle to its grave. I will depart the present sphere and in the eternities I will be sorry still.

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>>20609923

>> No.20609936

Happy Canada Day bros.

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>>20609936
>canada

>> No.20609942

life is not that hard
>work to make money
>make good food
>listen to music
>have a drink
>have a smoke
>blow loads into chinks
get it, ya dummies?

>> No.20609946

>>20609907
Hey man. I just find it creepy the pedo keeps posting images and webm of children.

>> No.20609949

>>20609946
yeah he's on /tv/ too and the jannies are out to lunch

>> No.20609951

>>20609946
You can report his posts to the authorities via 4chan if he explicitly says he wants CP material like Loli, etc. Just do that. It's a shame we have to see him shit up the place but we should do the right thing and report him.

>> No.20609957

>>20609942
I have autism and I either can't or won't do any of those things except the first one and barely

>> No.20609958

>>20609957
watch more anime that might do the trick

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20609964

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing
(Say it again)
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

>> No.20609965

>>20609958
that would make me hate myself. desu I agree that life is not hard but only because I'm able to live without doing any of those things you normalfags get depressed and kill yourselves without

>> No.20609967

>>20609942
Some of us aren't spiritual slaves contented with gorging ourselves on ZOGslop in our off ours
>blow loads into chinks
is presumably a Freudian slip

>> No.20609968

>>20609942
>chinks
yikes, no thanks.

>> No.20609971

>>20609965
stop talking

>> No.20609974

>>20609967
ngmi

>> No.20609980

>>20609971
THEODORUS: No, no, Socrates. Let us review the philosophers. What you said just now was quite right; we who move in such circles are not the servants but the masters of our discussions. Our arguments are our own, like slaves; each one must wait about for us, to be finished whenever we think fit. We have no jury, and no audience (as the dramatic poets have), sitting in control over us, ready to criticize and give orders.
SOCRATES: Very well, then; we must review them, it seems, since you have made up your mind. But let us confine ourselves to the leaders; why bother about the second-rate specimens? To begin with, then, the philosopher grows up without knowing the way to the market-place, or the whereabouts of the law courts or the council chambers or any other place of public assembly. Laws and decrees, published orally or in writing, are things he never sees or hears. The scrambling of political cliques for office; social functions, dinners, parties with flute-girls—such doings never enter his head even in a dream. So with questions of birth—he has no more idea whether a fellow citizen is high-born or humble, or whether he has inherited some taint from his forebears, male or female, than he has of the number of pints in the sea, as they say. And in all these matters, he knows not even that he knows not; for he does not hold himself aloof from them in order to get a reputation, but because it is in reality only his body that lives and sleeps in the city. His mind, having come to the conclusion that all these things are of little or no account, spurns them
and pursues its winge ́d way, as Pindar says,20 throughout the universe,
‘in the deeps beneath the earth’ and geometrizing its surfaces, ‘in the heights above the heaven’, astronomizing, and tracking down by every
path the entire nature of each whole among the things that are, never 174 condescending to what lies near at hand.
THEODORUS: What do you mean by that, Socrates?
SOCRATES: Well, here’s an instance: they say Thales21 was studying the stars, Theodorus, and gazing aloft, when he fell into a well; and a witty
and amusing Thracian servant-girl made fun of him because, she said, he
was wild to know about what was up in the sky but failed to see what
was in front of him and under his feet. The same joke applies to all who spend their lives in philosophy. It really is true that the philosopher fails b to see his next-door neighbor; he not only doesn’t notice what he is doing;
he scarcely knows whether he is a man or some other kind of creature. The question he asks is, What is Man? What actions and passions properly belong to human nature and distinguish it from all other beings? This is what he wants to know and concerns himself to investigate. You see what I mean, Theodorus, don’t you?

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>>20609980

>> No.20609982

>>20609981
On all these occasions, you see, the philosopher is the object of general derision, partly for what men take to be his superior manner, and partly for his constant ignorance and lack of resource in dealing with the obvious.

>> No.20609985

>>20609982
im not going to read that

>> No.20609988

>>20609985
But consider what happens, my friend, when he in his turn draws someone to a higher level, and induces him to abandon questions of ‘My injustice towards you, or yours towards me’ for an examination of justice and injustice themselves—what they are, and how they differ from everything else and from each other; or again, when he gets him to leave such questions as ‘Whether a king who possesses much gold is happy?’22 for an inquiry into kingship, and into human happiness and misery in general—what these two things are, and what, for a human being, is the proper method by which the one can be obtained and the other avoided. When it is an account of matters like all these that is demanded of our friend with the small, sharp, legal mind, the situation is reversed; his head swims as, suspended at such a height, he gazes down from his place among the clouds; disconcerted by the unusual experience, he knows not what to do next, and can only stammer when he speaks. And that causes great entertainment, not to Thracian servant-girls or any other uneducated per- sons—they do not see what is going on—but to all men who have not been brought up like slaves.

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>>20609988

>> No.20610001

>>20609942
>>work to make money
That is hard, especially if you have no marketable skills and no transport to get to the sites of unskilled labor.
You say life's not hard, and yet you have a hard time of getting even one item into your list without catastrophically failing. Is this one of those projecting posts where you're really trying to tell yourself you've got potential and framing it externally.
If it's so easy to find work that makes money: then hire me remotely. Shouldn't matter what job it is, you're clearly balling if this isn't projection, money comes easily to you, so you should find a use for me.

>> No.20610007

>>20610001
>no transport to get to the sites of unskilled labor
Just get a car bro, or just take the bus.

>> No.20610033

>>20610001
blah blah blah omg stfu

>> No.20610039

My gf has small tits

>> No.20610092

>Negativity tranny picking on vulnerable people again
Die you sick ugly freak, your karma will come back to you in spades. You are a tumor. Die in pain you parasitic freak.

>> No.20610098

>>20610092
rent free
t. mtf and living free and HAPPY, something you will never experience

>> No.20610100

>>20610098
Be careful what you post be careful what you post check every single thing you post

>> No.20610108

>>20610092
who are you quoting

>> No.20610120

>>20610108
>he doesn't understand yet all the intricacies of greentexting
imagine being this new

>> No.20610122

literature and movies are probably the only things right now that keep me away from completely going insane and offing myself

>> No.20610126

>>20610122
what you need, friend, is a big titty goth gf

>> No.20610141

>>20610126
That’s exactly the opposite of what a suicidal needs.
Unless she’s a casual mallrat doing goth cosplay

>> No.20610150

>>20608326
Time to remove that swastika tatt, frem

>> No.20610168

>>20610007
>Just get a car bro
kek
>>20610033
You have to pay me first

>> No.20610173

for some reason i've stayed up all night

>> No.20610180

New thread
>>20610179
>>20610179
>>20610179

>>20610173
Time for bed

>> No.20610182

>>20604878
Sorry to hear that man :(
I hope you find the cute girl you deserve.

>> No.20610185

>There are unsubstantiated but credible rumors...
is not an oxymoron.
It might be credible that a billionaire who famously has a collection of Italian sports cars is the guy who purchased a Lamborghini Miura, because he can both afford it and has bought similar cars in the past. But it is unsubstantiated because we have nothing that directly ties him to the purchase of this Miura.
Of course, in journalism the actual meanings don't matter, "a source close to the Senator" means The Senator themself, or someone who is directly speaking on their behalf. While "Sources within the Senator's office" may refer to a staffer and may not be authorized to speak in an officially unofficial capacity on the Seantor's behalf.
>Newsagency has not been able to verify video of
Is interesting, as it means two opposite things: either the agency doubts it, but it's a good angle and sensationalist enough for their story; or they believe it but for ideological or political reasons don't want to add credence to it.
So unsubstantiated and credible in new(s)speak could totally different to the colloquial use of it.

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>>20610039
Small is nice. It’s a problem for the fetishists who have gotten stuck on big boobs.