/lit/ - Literature

>>20602794
tfw no gf

sneed

>>20602794
Could be any book written by Ayn Rand.

>>20602794
Catcher in the Rye, obviously

>>20602794
a new amusement park fails before it even opens.

>>20603085
Don Quixote

>>20603111
nope

walk to scary place

>>20603291
something by hp lofecraft

>>20603308
Nope, think a childrens book that adults love

>>20603327
The Bible

The real villain was ontotheology all along
>>20603291
>>20603327
The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings are both children’s books loved by adults about walks to a scary place

Wife gets bored and goes insane

>>20603687
Any gnostic text

I guess everyone was everyone else! again! metaphysics amiright?

>>20602794
Large marine animal in ocean

>>20602794
a /pol/ack falls in love with a jew

>>20603085
Jurassic Park
or even
Civilwarland in Bad Decline

>>20603743
Some excerpt of Chesterton’s diary where he goes swimming

>>20603763
Kek

>>20602794
Here’s a bunch
>I must bury my brother
>a lesbian’s mom prepares for a party
>news reels and camera eyes
>committing fraud against the Russian government
>a toddler who fucks
>I have spent my whole life doing nothing but waiting for the war
>a momma’s boy with a coal mining father
>gotta bury mom
>a romantic agricultural fair
>drunk in Mexico
>kidnapper
>a pedo slips away because he is translating Goethe
>a logger’s strike
>his penis is a carrot and he wants a poke

>>20603752
biography of lovecraft?

Metalica's One

>>20603752
Portnoy’s Complaint

>>20603826
Never mind, got that backwards

>>20602794
confederacy of dunces

>>20603753
>Jurassic Park
bingo!

>>20603763
kek

>>20603687
Correct I was thinking lotr

>>20603661
Kek no that’s a adults book for retards

>>20603717
the vedas?

>>20602794
The main character is a castle

swarthy man literally too angry to stay poor

>>20602794
A Confederacy of Dunces

>>20602794
"And then I stabbed my eyes out."

>>20602794
But did he actually kill them???

>>20603803
Tartar Steppe and Under the Volcano, no clue on the others

>Taking away the autistic manchild's toys will get us all killed

>>20603812
johnny got his gun, easy

>>20603084
Isn't that the book where the main character raped his sister.

He did kill people.

>>20604544
Yes, he was just mistaken of who he killed.

>>20603803

>a toddler who fucks
The Tin Drum

>a momma’s boy with a coal mining father
Sons And Lovers

>gotta bury mom
As I Lay Dying

>drunk in Mexico
Under The Volcano

>a logger’s strike
Sometimes A Great Notion

>his penis is a carrot and he wants a poke
Lonesome Dove

>>20603712

>Wife gets bored and goes insane
Madame Bovary

>>20604427
>The main character is a castle
Could be Titus Groan
Could also be The Castle (Kafka)

>>20604526
>"And then I stabbed my eyes out."
Oedipus Rex

>>20602794
Europe needs to unite and invade russia also the holocaust is not real

>>20605172
Correct on all

All of my family has died being murdered by foreign invaders and now I am totally alone in a fortress where I used to be king becoming blind while all people scorn me.

>>20602794

Half-a-dozen from a recent quiz.


1)
Is this an artistic success,
Or just a grandiloquent mess?
It wows us and woos us
With words which amuse us,
All sandwiched by stately and yes.


2)
A teacher's emotional strife
Is mute but intense when his wife
(Who should visit a shrink)
Drives his daughter to drink
And he loses the love of his life.


3)
This novel's a cute miscellania
Of incidents zany then zanier,
When two boozy friends
Try to iron out the bends
In the border of south Pennsylvania.


4)
A chap enigmatic and dapper
Yearns hopelessly after a flapper:
His eagerness hurts
When he woos her with shirts
While the reader wants only to slap her.


5)
Some readers (whose hearts must be stony)
Call this 'over-rated baloney':
They think someone sucks
If he cares about ducks
And believes other people are phoney.


6)
This novel has humour and woe,
A hero who's taking life slow,
Itinerants, felons,
A lover of melons,
And hundreds of words you don't know.

>>20605190
Bingo, dingo!

>>20605278
3.M&D
5.CitR
6.Sutree

>>20605572
And 1 is Ulysses

>>20603743
Moby Dick

>>20603803
>committing fraud against Russian government
Dead souls

>>20605278
>2
Stoner?
>4
Gatsby
>5
The Sopranos

>>20605208
Mein kampf

>>20605572
>>20605576

>>20605634
2 — yeah
4 — yeah

5 — what? lol

>>20602794
IS THAT A FISH?
AHHHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!

>>20605793
moby dick

>>20605614
Yes
>>20604552
Yes

That guy is big and strong, but I’m stronger, also graceful, excuse me while I fuck this sexy queen/priestess/thief

"AMERICANS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this jungle before. There could be AMERICANS anywhere." The humid wind felt sticky against his bare chest. "I HATE AMERICANS" he thought. The Japanese National Anthem reverberated his entire skull, making it pulsate even as the parasite infested stream water circulated through his powerful wiry limbs and intensified his (merited) hatred for AMERICANS on strategically advantageous Filipino islands. "With a plane, you can crash into anything you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>20605902
anything by H. Rider Haggard

Dumb whore gets everything she deserves

>>20605936
Diary of Anne Frank

>>20605935
No, never read his stuff, any good?

Ser wore a tunic quartered in…

guy loses the ability to notice things that used to define him

>>20605985
Flowers for Algernon

I'm angry, hot, racist, and I don't care.

Guy with a Jesus complex is mistaken for a retard

A kid tries to take over a planet just to get high on a drug

An illiterate kid meets the devil but disappoints him

A cuck and a pseud become friends

>quick lets all have teenage sex otherwise the ~monster is gonna get us

>>20606740
The Stranger

>>20606856
>Guy with a Jesus complex is mistaken for a retard
The Idiot

>A kid tries to take over a planet just to get high on a drug
Dune

>An illiterate kid meets the devil but disappoints him
Blood Meridian (he's not the devil)

>A cuck and a pseud become friends
Loads of things this could be. e.g. Ulysses

/lit/ loves this stupid book for some stupid reason

>>20602804
Every incel manifesto.

>>20606966
Correct on them all
>(he's not the devil)
It's a possible interpretation. I think the gnostic interpretation is a reach, and him being simply an evil human is boring. Would like your take on the judge then

>>20606907
IT

>>20605147
Elaborate

>>20603712
crying of lot 49

>>20602804
Notes from the underground

The soda stand is a paper slip, am I a lunatic?

>>20603712
The Yellow Wallpaper

>>20607114
American psycho

I hate jazz.

>>20603803
USA trilogy for newsreels and camera eyes

>>20603803
Death in Venice on the Pedo one?

>>20605278
1 is Ulysses

POOR TERESA KEEPS FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS

Smoke some hash, listen to some jazz, fuck some moderately whorish actress
YOLO

>>20606981
Lotr

>>20607771

>>20607718
Yeah obviously. But what do you mean, who did he actually kill

>>20605914
that one book by mishima

>>20602794
The computer fights back and wins.

>>20602794
L'Etranger

>>20605129
It's not rape since she welcomed it

>>20602794
>I would be so much more important if I just owned more corpses

>>20608333
Given how a running theme of Batemen mistaking people for each other and how from chapter to chapter who he is meeting with changes it's highly likely he killed someone else and just is mistaken of who he killed. Thinking about it now the person who saw Paul could of been mistaken.