/lit/ - Literature

>>20597141
The Man Who Didn't Do My One Last Time

The Encomium for eating ass

>>20597141
People Mover

>>20597141
searching for ordeals

Faggot Posts Faggot Nippon Drawing for the One Millionth Time: A Novel

>>20597165
Its the tale of a man who becomes fascinated with a bar musician. His fascination borders on obsession especially one song. A cover of a song that reminds him of key moments in his life. One day the musician doesn't show up for his normal gig. He doesn't show up for weeks. The man searches for the musician to find that the trail the musician leaves is a wretched one. The search ends finding that the musician has died in a shooting incident. The tale ends with the man taking up the same instrument and trying to play the song.

>>20597179
Both a history and a teaching tool for tantric sex focused on oral. It has both historic and contemporary stories about influential figures who ate ass so well it alters the course of the receiver. It claims to give you the techniques of legends but everyone whos read it calls it bullshit or LARPs that it works.

>>20597490
A re-published DFW article where he recounts his experience shadowing an airport escort in which he examined how we can come to accept the physical limitations of others.

>>20597490
A series of short stories about a train and the interactions of the passengers that ride over time. It's some sort of poignant ending.

Alternatively: a run down about the underbelly of human trafficking and candid interviews with the people involved on every level.

>>20597505
A self help book that uses anecdotes to impress upon the reader why making hard choices leads to a better life.

Montains without Peaks

>>20597513
A "found diary" of a guy who spends all his time on the internet. At first it starts with self loathing, but is a diatribe against the world and what it owes him.

FACELESS by James Krake

>>20597557
A story about a hobbyist mathematician doing his best to solve an elusive problem, while his life crumbles around him (though this is not due to an obsessive need to solve the equation). His battle to solve the equation mirrors the issues he has in his day to day life.

>>20597562
An existential horror story about someone who is being gang stalked. He manages to organize others to try to suss out the gang stalkers and it turns out he's just a schizo.

Incidentally it gets a film adaptation and makes 750 million as a summer/fall blockbuster.

First lesson to Get the Ball

>>20597608
Someone uses GPT-5 to answer questions submitted to the Financial Times SexXx Tips column for Women called Get The Ball. It's just words but readers start thinking there is an actual Woman behind it, the Financial Times decides to run with the misconception and hires out a model, Alicia Liddell, to do interviews with Esquire and Vogue. Her role is as a charming, robot mask for the tissue of the deep learning machine's word slinging.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6cTx6wlZF0

>>20597141
Women & Children First

>>20597165
A tale about a busy guy working a job and writing and also going crazy who doesn't have all the fuck-ing time in the WORLD to get to your littttttle shitty title I mean why don't you tell ME what the story is about, huh? Entertain ME, huh? Why not?

It's a story about the guy who didn't do your One last time. About his week of ignoring yours. You don't come into play at all in the story. It's a tale of searing and icy loneliness across the summer solstice.

>>20597141
The Hand That Rocks The World

>>20597557
The trials and tribulations of Shasta McNasty, who through an unfortunate series of events, lost her nipples.

>>20597513
Steve Encope-Hahrder is lost in an internet funhouse and in a funhouse of emotion. There is no hope for escape as he falls deeper into de-reality. Keyboard crusting up, pee bottles melting, cum socks breeding smaller socks and spiders. You think there's someone dead in the house but you have only ventured to the bathroom and kitchen and stoop (for delivery). The top pizza box in the pile is so full of little flies you mistook it for forgotten food. As you look at the screen it's possible to believe you are gazing into eternity, you see the things that were inside you, this is the womb the original site of the imagination, you do not move your eyes from the screen, you have become invisible, the images captivate you but still you drift off, you can still see every detail clearly but can't grasp the meaning, whenever a shift in your spiritual life occurs fragments such as these surface, you wont be distracted either by the reflection of your self or by the images of things now being lost forever, as you look at the screen it is possible to believe you are gazing into eternity, for a moment it all interlocks but then a new pattern of order disorder emerges in front of you always the one before the last... you are again in a dream walking endlessly winding paths and you can't find your way out of the maze you're convinced has been created solely for you...

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https://vimeo.com/75583203

>>20597141
behead all kings

I Find It Worse

Candles

>>20597141
Ladders to Lyra

>>20597990
World is about to explode.
Group of scientists/astronomers find a habitable planet on Lyra. The MC is a powerful gay black trans gender fluid woman, she is the most geniusest person of all time! She saves the world while all scientists are wasting their time trying to figure out how to make faster spaceships, she develops a big ladder that takes people to Lyras. Saves the day, she gets the girl and boy and animal at the end

>>20598019
Looks I'm going to be an Amazon Best Seller after all.

Baseball in Counter-Space

>>20597832
A young Shepard finds that his presence is one that can calm and soothe any living being. He must out run and out wit an organization of Templar who intend to use his very essence to make the world docile and obedient. Along the way he questions his relationships with others and whether or not they like him, or if they too are spellbound.

>>20597947
Cutthroat madman known only as "the gunner" rides from one godforsaken city to the next looking for God. He intends to kill him. The city of Lovers is where he finds himself and must wade through one temptation after the next to find the most powerful person. What he doesn't know is that all along his faithful companion Olivia is the one he truly needs to kill.

Whoopapowchow

>>20597963
An unassuming man finds an abandoned boat and decides to fix it up and live on it. All the while his family and friends tell him not to do it. He takes the boat out to sea and finds the storms nearly unbearable. He weathers them, and the book ends with a beautiful open ocean and the man finds peace.

>>20597982
Joke: Its a picture book of candles

A corporate woman is being burnt out by her job, and is looking for any way to relieve the tension. She finds herself in some bad habits and worse relationships but eventually escapes and buys out a struggling candle company to try to steer it and escape her hellish life. As things are looking up her father dies and tells her an idiom about burning out.

>>20597982
>Candles
In 18th century London, a poverty stricken candlestick maker goes to increasingly extreme means to acquire tallow. Business is booming, but a string of prostitute disappearances has his burrough and Scotland Yard asking questions.

>>20598185
A native American tale of the mythical beast whoopapowchow and the hero who defeats it.

>>20598068
A novel about a boy who just wants to play video games professionally but his father forces him to play baseball, which he hates. After a major falling out and some years apart the boy achieves his dreams of being the no.1 counter-space player, and his father acknowledges him. Even playing some of the game himself.

She Hangs on the Western Wall

"Entropy and the theoretical merging of schizophrenia and autism to a metaphysical base" by Hans Fritz

>>20598218
>>20598220
Holy based, this is better than expected.

>>20598201
comfy

Confessions of a Counter-Initiate

Dubs and Trips

>>20597141
Good Mustache Bad Mustache

>>20597763
A satirical, fictionalized autobiography of the captain of the titanic

>>20598322
A critical examination of the role of facial hair in both gay and toxically masculine culture, respectively.

>>20597832
Preachy leguin- or keyes-style scifi novella about a male scientist who develops a feminine brain due to experiments and uses both male (rational) and female (intuitive) reasoning to temporarily solve all the world’s problems, then he dies from his mutations, gets buried in a female grave (story takes place on a planet that has female only graveyards)

>>20597141
Dry Love

>>20597947
light hearted comedy about zany adventures of a cobbler-turned-millionare, a sepoy and a con woman in a semi-fictional 19th century post-mutiny India, where debauched viziers and child maharajahs have to deal with the contradictions between an ancient caste-based society, brooding westernization and kafkaesque Company bureaucracy. The whole thing is rife with political commentary and metaphysical musings
>>20597982
Best-seller style story about a crime that happens in the chapel of a small French village, plenty of intrigue and drama as big city detective and WW1 vet slowly learns all the small town secrets of the local peasants, church ladies and slowly finds a connection between the victim and a strange affair that happened fifty years ago in that same chapel
>>20597990
ayy lmao non-fiction book
>>20598185
Two swindlers in the Wild West, one a white gambler the other a full blooded injun live their lives from con to con. After finding out the federal government is setting up the reservation system for the red man, they decide to create a whole tribe out of a bunch of indian and mexican drifters and desperadoes. Hilarity ensues as the lines between fact and fiction blur, the title refers to a made up ritual dance around the fire that starts spreading amongst other tribes of indians as a religious-political movement

>>20598425
no speedrunning allowed

>>20598375
Woman zookeeper falls in love with a desert tortoise, slowly begins acting like a tortoise, friends and family start to notice, then one day she disappears without a trace, but surprise! the tortoise cage now has two tortoises in it instead of just one

>>20597141
Royale With Please

>>20598438
Book written in a mock-biography style about a Kenyan track and field runner that won olympic silver for a twenty year period but was actually at least three similar looking individuals carefully selected for the prestige of a military junta. Cold war african politics figure heavily

Keeping Up With Barry

>>20598466
Sequel to picrel

>>20598466
>>20598482
Kek

>>20598441
>sigh *unzips*

>>20597141
Sleeping with Giants

>>20597141
Nigger nigger nigger

>>20597141
Celibacy

Wizard (Slang for 30 year old virgin)

>>20600082
A book of mirrors
The cover is also a mirror

waiting waiting hello

>>20600431
its about a man who awkwardly waits at bus stops so that strangers have to talk to him.

Critters Saleman

473 Dating Tips for /pol/ Niggers

>>20597141
Stigar's End

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