/lit/ - Literature

>why yes, I report every c*ll of the cr*c*d*le thread for spam and/or low effort content

>>20572781
if any anons are for some reason interested in wasting their time reading gardner's dogshit, at least don't also waste your money - it's available for free here:
https://au1lib.org/book/11994656/1ff726

>>20572855
>>20572984
Reminds me of the old “Go to Bed Tao” threads we used to have about Tao Lin Kek

Has anyone actually read this shit? If so, what was it like?

Call of the Empty Chair

Is it true that that's the title of his next one?

>>20573084
Probably the most schizo book I’ve ever read

>>20573106
Does it have some kind of plot at least or is it just a glorified shitpost?

>>20573118
The plot is coherent just very very bizarre. I saw posts comparing it to The Room because of unintended hilarity. I can confirm that’s the case. I reads like a glorified Goosebumps but just clearly not geared toward kids. Also some extremely baffling and retarded stuff happens.

>>20573084
>>20573118
I bet <10 people on the board have read it. The truth is that behind these threads and every post calling it the most schizo or bizarre book they've ever read is the fat ugly faggot author Frank Edward Gardner Jr. sitting in his parents' attic because he's a fuck up who couldn't even nepotism, and evidently, shill his shit books properly.

Uh... Gardnersisters...

The Meme Book

A Horror Novel

>>20573188
Has Gardner lost it?

>>20573188

>>20573221
defend this>>20573304

>>20573317

>>20573304
>https://www.dailyherald.com/article/20140210/submitted/302109981/
>https://mandellmenkes.com/court-dismisses-defamation-claim-arising-from-tv-news-report-on-metropolitan-water-reclamation-district-candidates-campaign/
>https://southsideweekly.com/something-in-the-water/
>https://uspto.report/company/Frank-Gardner

>>20573324
Why would you confirm that you've never read it?

>>20573340
I have? What do you mean

>>20573347
It's unjustifiable.

Honestly though Call of the Crocodile is the closest thing there is to a modern Infinite Jest.

>>20573353
Your unjustifiable.

>>20573363
You can't spell just like your pal F. Garner.

>>20573383
Gardner wrote a whole book on spelling sir

>>20573188
>living in attic

Gardner lives in a literal mansion, retard.

>>20573484
He's a registered Democrat too.

>>20573487
Then explain this.

>>20573484
Look through his house on zillow. His living quarters is definitely the attic-like section at the top.

>>20573531
I’m not going anywhere your telling me to go, faggot.

>>20573188
pretty mean man. guy wrote a bunch of novels, that's terrific. faggot

>>20573685
Yeah there’s really no reason not to support an author from here. My guess is that guy shitposting must be one of the other writers here. Simply jealously.
>>20573487
Gardner must’ve pulled a total 180 with his views then. I mean, The Great Reset and lots of other /pol/ and /x/ topics are in his books. Doesn’t sound like you’ve read them.

>>20573765
F Gardner is actually really clever with this. The villains in his books is a cabal that’s infiltrated all the major institutions of the globe. Sound familiar? It should. F Gardner uses a lot of coded language. “Ouroboros” is the name of the worldwide cabal instead of Jews. “Reptilian” is also used in a number of the books. Gardner outright tells us all what their plans are. They’re fascinating reads for a number of reasons and clearly go over most peoples heads.

>>20573794
I think this is a bit over analyzing. Gardner doesn’t strike me as a /pol/ kind of guy.

>>20573883
The idea of Gardner getting the Ben Garrison treatment is funny

OP here. Maybe I should have gone with a different pic. I just want more books with twists.

>>20573166
Any examples ? I always guessed it must be a by the numbers horror novel that the author tried to market as this esoteric schizo book on here. But this actually makes me kinda curious.

>>20573685
Don't care

>>20573985
Oliver Twist might have something

>>20573383
>>20573451
btfo gardnersisters win every time

>>20573084
I wouldn’t be surprised if more people listened to the audiobook than actually read it.

>>20573500
You think he can't be a Democrat because he's transsexual???

>>20574016
Not him but I read some of them. There’s lots of dmt stuff in them. Including several chapters in Croc that are out of body chapters. Mentions of project blue beam and some flat earth stuff are some of the other stuff from the other books

>>20576187
Are any of his other books beside call of the crocodile available for free ? They're really cheap but i don't want to reward the constant shilling.

>>20576361
I read them on kindle unlimited actually. That’s free technically

>>20576361
Just pirate

>>20576503
Well yeah but where ? Like i said, the only one i could find was call of the crocodile.

Gone Girl

>>20577153
Thanks. Finally an answer. I don’t know why people freak out over CotC. It was just the weirdest twist I could think of for the thread. I’ve read Gone Girl btw. It’s good.

Based thread

>>20577153
The movie was better. The book has a lot of filler.

>>20577234
I just scrolled through. It’s the anti Gardner sperg from /wg/ samefagging. He does the same thing there every time someone mentions Gardner. I would like to apologize on behalf of /wg/ for the shitposter’s behavior. We actually find F Gardner endearing and aspire to be like him.

Start with F Gardner

>>20576921
https://au1lib.org/book/17294052/1c6de3