/lit/ - Literature

>>20542516
&amp is great

>>20542516
Because there isn't any great writers here. The Aussie roadtrip dude was the only guy to get published and his books are dull.

this is the most famous book produced by 4chan.

>>20542516
Behead all satans was great

Because you and everyone else on this board is a pleb

>>20542516
Ahem

Can someone please tell me if Tumult of the Niggers ever went anywhere? I should like to purchase it if it was made into a full book.

Well, there’s Call of the Crocodile. But that’s just written by some guy from here.

The collected posts of every board are the great work of literature

>>20542516
read "seven legged starfish journey to the center of the ice cream cone" by @iseveryonealone

Call of the Crocodile

Memes aren’t actually insightful dialog and 4chan rots the brain and soul

The kind of people who write books are (mostly) the kinds of people who aren’t on 4chan

>>20542516
got tired of shilling on /fit/?

Sounds like you’re new here OP. We already havethe works of F. Gardner and R.C Waldun. There’s others too.

Not so

>>20545098
Goddammit why am i never on these lists!
When is someone going to update?

>>20545098
Interesting. I know about Call of the Crocodile. Can someone give me a summary on the rest here?

>>20545425
desu I've been here for about a year and from my lurking your book, Eggplant and Call of the Crocodile are what I consider the 4chan /lit/ meme trilogy if only because those are the ones I actually hear people talking about beyond just posting the covers.
so cheer up guy, you're ok.

>>20545436
All I know about other than cotc is eggplant, which is supposed to be pretty good actually. But all of these are from /wg/, they have a pastebin and you can apparently find all of these books.

>>20542773
F Gardener is a Discord tranny THOUGH

>>20542773
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>>20545026
Why is /lit/ shilled so much?
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>>20542516
Memes are short and meant to be digested quickly. Anything longer than a sentence loses someone's attention.
Turner Diaries would probably be 4chan literature if it was recent.

>>20545551
Call of the crocodile is shilled so much because it is unironically terrible making it funny to promote for some people and it’s author is a neet who spend his parents money on goodreads reviews and generally lurks this place promoting his own schlock.
You get used to it

Apparently this one was actually written by /lit/
Anyone got a link? I need in on the autism

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Surely Flaherty got a lot of ideas from 4chan, maybe even some purchases if people can read.

>>20545551
For the same reason Stephen King and Goosebumps are shilled. F Gardner writes fun twist heavy horror books. They’re pulpy but honestly pretty enjoyable.

>>20542773
Based

>>20545615
Stephen king is shit and your mother is pulpy and enjoyable

The collaborative stuff is where /lit/'s real heart is at: Tundra, Hypersphere, Coronameron. Moby-Dick edition and &amp coo too.

>>20545639
These are good also Call of the Arcade which is a billion times better than Call of the Crocodile. I don’t get why Croc is memed here so much by comparison. I read both (not the rest of the F Gardner novels. Just those two) and Arcade was the better book by a fuckin landslide.

>>20542773
kys your book is shit

>>20542773
Lmao i love Call of the Crocodile threads XD

>>20545651
don’t try to tag along Frank

>>20545551
It’s pretty weird. JK Rowling and Steven King are actual characters in the plot.

>>20542516
I think there might be a few people who frequented 4chan who wrote some decent novels but I doubt they would want to call attention to this place. If I ever write anything that gets published the last thing I'm doing is giving any recognition about /lit/.
Regardless, I see 4chan as more of a critical/destructive force rather than creative one; most of the threads here are critiquing/debunking ideas rather than creating new ones--which is enjoyable and useful just not the same

>>20545724
And this is why the only known authors who frequent 4chan are schizo weebs like F Gardner.

>>20545574
We've made first contact with aliens.

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>>20545709
Damn, no wonder the book is shit

>>20545863
>Call of the Crocodile is le bad meme

No one here was even around for the creation of L'anomie/Tumulte des Tapirs? How depression

The most famous pieces of written word produced by confirmed 4chan users are the terrorist manifestos of the new zealand shooting dude and the Eliot faggot. Embodies perfectly what this site has become since 2016.

>>20545573
Find a PDF of "The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra" here:
http://i dot 4pcdn dot org/tg/1483462709114.pdf

>>20545436
Being serialized here:
https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/54446/the-mystery-of-the-real-live-dead-person

Several examples here:
https://4chanlit.fandom.com/wiki/Original_Content

>>20545436
most of these can be found on amazon
you can read the "look inside" part

>>20545425
do u write novels or just short stories

>>20545777
Lol.
>>20545785
What is this shit?

>>20545425

Is that cover photo from Monument Hill in Fremantle? It looks rather familiar.

>>20547427

Spam filter testing or keyword stuffing. More likely the second. Someone hoping this thread gets found more easily by Google

>>20542516
Behead All Satans and The Tainted Turd are fucking amazing postmodern novels. I am guessing the author was a professional screen writer of some sort because they are genuinely funny and insightful; nothing like Mike Ma's garbage.

>>20547628
Yes I took that photo with a disposable film camera in 2002 and it seemed appropriate for the cover

> 4chan inspired

Well then actually me. Except I got inspired by /succgen/ from /x/, where I, as a full blown shizo, spend most of my time.

It's a short story based on years of lurking /x/ and sometimes succgen. Even tho succgen is a joke on /x/, it's still miles better than most of the larp crap posted there. At least it gets people into meditation and spirituality, even tho it's pretty much all larp imagination.

So no, you cannot summon a succubus, but it was a good plot for a short story.

Horror Fiction, pic related. Very much 4chan inspired.