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Galaxy brain facts about language learning from me, a grandmaster

- Never ask for advice, or seek beginner friendly material. This instinct means you're wrong and you've already failed.
- Children are inherently by and large superior than adults at acquiring language.
- ESLs are better at English than native Anglophones.
- It is foolish to learn only two languages. You can only learn at least three.
- You can only learn new languages through your secondary languages.
- If you don't have any secondary languages, you can't learn languages period.
- You can't even learn three languages, you must only learn every language to have existed.
- You're not allowed to use your languages, you can only learn their vocabulary and grammar until you die.
- When you really think about it, it's bafflingly impossible to even learn your first language.
- If you can't read a foreign dictionary from cover to cover and learn a language that way, you don't deserve to learn languages.
- The best general by and large reason to learn a language is to communicate with fellow know-nothing commoners in that language.
- Wordplay is absolutely useless and damaging to language. Every language should be extremely logicized, like German.
- Your taste is shit. You don't have good reasons to learn a language.
- Your waifu a shit, ditto.
- You cannot dekinai a nihongo ga.
- Japanese is the worst language, as it's the language with the farthest resemblance from English.
- Japanese has no practical use, because it's only spoken by 1% of weebs in Japan.
- Foreign subs are better than the original Japanese.
- The best reason to learn Japanese is to fap online with fellow infantile coomers.
- Louis Wain painting says: "I am happy because Japan hates poor people."
- No, YOU keep seething about Japanese, fucking tranny.
- Media (especially books and film) being made in East Asia is of a superior craft than the West's, despite being YA tier.
- Mandarin Chinese is more useful than Spanish, proven by preference by elite Jews.
- Quebecois is the best French.
- Wheelock>LLSPI
- The only language worth learning is Lithuanian. No, I will not elaborate.
- Covid and the Great Reset will turn the world population into illiterate mongrels. And when perfect language AI is achieved, it will thankfully be restricted to the elite class. The mongrel hordes will be so stupid they will no longer even be able to conceive of struggling to learn other languages, retroactively refuting their potential misery.
- The Jews and their extreme tribal narcissism will push for Biblical Hebrew as the only language.
- I am fluent in the language I claim to use, I just choose not to show it.
- No one reading this (besides me) is even fluent in master English.